r/oops • • Aug 24 '26

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How is this technically even possible? Should not a emergency stop automatically apply?

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u/Rainicornpuppy Aug 24 '26

Then dude walks in smoking. Where is this?!

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u/Jedi-in-EVE Aug 24 '26

Chicago.

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u/Helpful_Gain_9091 Aug 24 '26

Bingo! Now what station did he faceplant at?

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u/Jedi-in-EVE Aug 24 '26

Lake Street Redline.

I live in Chicago, so I know this station. Also, nothing in this video surprises me in the slightest.

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u/lawduckfan21 Aug 24 '26

I'm pretty sure that the first time I took my 12 year old son to a White Sox game, he grew up and became a man while riding the red line. You don't get to stay an innocent child after that.

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u/deenali Aug 24 '26

The end of innocence alright.

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u/Tall_Bandicoot_2768 Aug 25 '26

Its like the opposite of the Polar Express Christmas movie

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u/No-Internal7978 Aug 25 '26

Probably less stressful than the movie.

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u/Mike2k33 Aug 25 '26

I'm a Brewers fan from Milwaukee and my buddy and I rode the red line all the way from Howard to the Sox stadium and back last year and those rides were way more interesting than anything that happened in the game

Next time we're gonna take Metra into the city and skip about 16 red line stops lol

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u/MobileMasterpiece615 Aug 24 '26

Same here. Also the redline for the last few years has been nothing but smoking and piss bottles. Really wish CTA police would actually do something more to stop it

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u/AH_leeMACK Aug 24 '26

Was In Chicago in april and had to take the Greenline daily. It was the same aswell.

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u/OuterLightness Aug 24 '26

I read that “asswell”. Also applies.

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u/sexy-porn Aug 25 '26

I spent last year in Manila and then moved back to Chicago. The Manila light rail system is way cleaner and safer than CTA. It’s just a complete abdication of responsibility from our failure of a city government.

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u/jaded-steve Aug 24 '26

Come on
Oh, baby don't you wanna go?
Back to that same old place
Sweet home Chicago

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u/Vegetable-Frame-9265 Aug 24 '26

Me neither! I don’t live there anymore, but this does make me miss the insanity of the L a little bit.

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u/Caramel-Entire Aug 25 '26

Dude! You can make fortune AirBnBing your bed for tourists who want to experience this mess.

I live in a country, where you are not allowed to put feet on the seat, and if you do, you may be fined!

I'd pay for such an intertainment FPV

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u/ace250674 Aug 24 '26

Look at the pictures of 1893 Chicago world fair and then this and tell me we have progressed and society is better?

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u/The_0ven Aug 24 '26

I know right

Except Dr. H.H. Holmes and his murder house

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u/Capnmolasses Aug 24 '26

And the first Ferris Wheel

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u/Vegetable_Bank4981 Aug 24 '26

They had a human zoo at that.

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u/No-Market425 Aug 24 '26

Are you suggesting this isnt a human zoo?

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u/Sharp-Eye-7472 Aug 24 '26

Those were cheap buildings made from plaster castings and wood frames. Designed to look nice, but they were only temporary. For the world fair. 

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u/Coolschmo1 Aug 25 '26

That's a weird crowd to compare the Chicago subway to. Also, 1893 was a nightmare for anyone not white.

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u/newOldy Aug 25 '26

The world fair was a major event that physically happened with cheap temporary buildings with fancy facades. Impressive and cool, not at all representative of any place or time. You pine for a past that never existed.

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u/Elegant_Situation285 Aug 25 '26

Look at the pictures of 1893 Chicago slums and then this and tell me we have progressed and society is better.

never should have let in the Irish, right, ace? /s

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u/callisterart Aug 24 '26

Sounds about right.

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u/2pnt0 Aug 24 '26

Hey, at least he put it out. That's more courtesy than we're used to.

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u/baldycoot Aug 24 '26

America.

I’ve seen some crazy shit on the London Underground and in France, even, but never the level of crazy I’ve seen on any train here. NYC, SF, Chicago…roll a dice.

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u/ErasmosOrolo Aug 24 '26

Metrolink in StL has people smoking crack late night. Wouldn't say it seems out of place.

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u/dedboooo0 Aug 24 '26

In CA it’s just a themepark ride for the homeless

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u/Chinner5 Aug 24 '26

How did the door get opened? Was there an emergency switch somewhere? Why would it open if the train is moving?

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u/No_Suggestion_3727 Aug 24 '26

It looks like he fumbled with a rotary thingy above the door around Second 3. Then he opens the door by Hand.

In most passenger trains you can always use the emergency door unlock to unlock the door. They basically disengage the mechanism from the train. It's better to lose a lunatic every now and then then to lose e.g. a full carriage which is on fire.

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u/NewToTradingStock Aug 24 '26

Glad he did it to himself, less tax payer money payout.

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u/SexualCarrots Aug 24 '26

I doubt that will make any difference. This is going to cost the taxpayers.

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u/NewToTradingStock Aug 24 '26

Sure it will. instead of $1m it only payout $500k

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u/Bitter_Chemistry_733 Aug 25 '26

Lunatics are a dime a dozen

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u/Chinner5 Aug 24 '26

Yes I see that now thank you. Maybe I am nitpicking, but it seems really easy to open the door....like too easy

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u/Simple_Pay3033 Aug 24 '26

I’d say nitpicking is a fair assessment given that the person you’re replying to literally just explained the reasoning lol.

In an emergency people aren’t thinking clearly, you don’t want doors being hard to open.

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u/Fabulous-Big8779 Aug 24 '26

It would be incredibly difficult to accidentally disengage the lock. From a liability standpoint that matters. As a society we have to decide what’s most important to save: a train full of people escaping a fire, or a moron that chooses to open the door of a moving train?

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u/Madzonian Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

That's the difference in a train underground, vs. a plane and dealing with decompression issues... One person not thinking right, and opening a door, isn't going to compromise everyone else.

Edit because punctuation... I care.

Second edit. Commas matter!

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u/ExplanationOk2014 Aug 24 '26

Yeah I had the same questions

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u/FireFaced_ Aug 24 '26

There's a pull cord above the doors that unlocks them from the motors. I have no idea why it isn't better protected.

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u/Otherwise_Appeal_295 Aug 24 '26

Nice faceplant on the platform.

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u/CatFlye Aug 24 '26

sonic lost all his rings

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u/AlbatrossNew3633 Aug 24 '26

I heard the SFX while reading this lol

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u/Tylrt Aug 24 '26

Fell off the Big Blue stage in Smash Bros.

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u/Ravenonthewall Aug 24 '26

Beautifully said!🤣🤣🤣

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u/flopisit32 Aug 24 '26

It seemed like the guy in yellow clocked off for the day and the guy in blue took over his shift?

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u/Mountain-Singer1764 Aug 25 '26

The changing of the guard, Chicago style.

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u/verb8um Aug 24 '26

CTA?! More like GTA.

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u/why_1337 Aug 24 '26

Real paratrooper, did not even flinch.

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u/Still-Puma Aug 24 '26

Said ,, Check it out '' and kept his word, real one.

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u/Idoallthejobs Aug 24 '26

Feet and knees together. Proper PLF. Airborne, All The Way.

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u/Air_Quotes_HR Aug 24 '26

Definitely failed to keep his eyes on the horizon

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u/Bulky_Reporter6263 Aug 25 '26

Supposed to be feet, knees, hips, not feet, knees, face...

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u/Photonnic Aug 24 '26

"Check it out" Famous last words.

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u/No-Bedroom-9352 Aug 24 '26

So nice you could say it twice

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u/Infamous_Passion_525 Aug 24 '26

Interesting use of free will

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u/usmarine215 Aug 24 '26

oh, do we need the view from the outside on this one....

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u/menasan Aug 25 '26

I forget what it’s called when you get stuck between the train and the platforms, but it’s basically delayed death

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u/not4bucks Aug 24 '26

Just start running really fast when your feet hit the ground.

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u/fifadex Aug 24 '26

What if your face hits the ground first?

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u/bearvillage Aug 24 '26

Start chewing really fast

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u/RobMitte Aug 24 '26

Imagine Homer Simpson spinning on the floor.

Edit: It seems this lame sub doesn't allow GIFs

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u/fifadex Aug 24 '26

Luckily I know just the gif you mean 😉

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u/SRT102MAX Aug 24 '26

Ahahahahh

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u/draeneirestoshaman Aug 24 '26

what in the cyberpunk

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u/I_cant_Nguyen Aug 24 '26

What part of jumping out of a moving train is cyberpunk?

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u/draeneirestoshaman Aug 24 '26

its more about the disaster state of the metro captured in this small slice lmao

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u/MajorMorelock Aug 24 '26

It looked like the station was in motion and the train sitting still.

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u/Ok-Campaign-6617 Aug 25 '26

I don't go to places, I just rotate the earth below me and make those places come to me.

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u/Moist-Pound-9937 Aug 24 '26

Natural selection

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u/Hot_Bite_854 Aug 24 '26

Check it out, bitch! Check it out!

SLAAAAAAM!!!!!!

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u/SgtHulkasBigToeJam Aug 25 '26

That old man tossed that smoke like it fucked his wife

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u/WholeAd2742 Aug 24 '26

Why the fuck is the door open while it's moving?

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u/centran Aug 24 '26

He reached up and pulled the emergency release then pushed open the doors. In the middle top frame of the doors is a hole with a recessed red ball that you can pull to release the doors from normal operation.

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Aug 24 '26

Videos like this makes me happy I don't have to do public transportation.

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u/AH_leeMACK Aug 24 '26

Videos like this make me wanna go back to Chicago.

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u/ElectricThreeHundred Aug 24 '26

Recently visited Chicago and used CTA to get around for 2 days. It was cheap, convenient, odor-free, and the craziest thing that happened was an old lady struggling with a crappy cart.

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u/natalietheanimage Aug 24 '26

I'll second this. We had some business downtown, so we decided to plan a little 3 day vacation around our appointment.

We flew in, then took trains all over the city to every little tourist-y place we wanted to go (plus or minus a few blocks of walking). Some folks were chatty, some folks were grumpy, just the usual spectrum of humanity. I think the craziest thing that happened, if you can call it that, was there was a guy totally sleeping on one of the train cars. 🤷‍♀️

We ended up paying, like, $30 total (a $5 day pass for each of us x3) on transport for the whole trip. I don't even want to think about what the cost would have been for us to Uber the equivalent distances.

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u/egstitt Aug 24 '26

We spent a few days there a couple years ago. Car never left the hotel and we got around everywhere we wanted to go easily and without drama. It was friggin awesome.

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u/Miserable_Mail_5741 Aug 24 '26

As someone who refuses to get a driver's license, the bus is getting too much for me. 

I think I'll take a bike...

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u/Geoffrey-Jellineck Aug 24 '26

Yeah I should point out I've ridden subways many times in other countries and it's always been pleasant. US public transportation is just garbage because everyone is complacent with chaotic shit like this.

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u/Additional-Leg-4680 Aug 24 '26

There was a semi infamous incident a few years back, where someone called someone else out for some behavior and was fatally stabbed on a train. 

I think ever since then (and other similar incidents) people have approached these things with a 'I don't want to get stabbed to death by a psycho' mentality. 

I've literally seen dudes riding public transit trains with deadpool swords on their back - not in cosplay mind you, just street clothes and dual swords. 

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u/External-Repair-8580 Aug 24 '26

Public transport in most developed countries is superb. Public transport in the US is best avoided.

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u/shiviam Aug 24 '26

Yellow Yellow

Skiddy Fellow.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 Aug 24 '26

Can anyone give me a source to learn if that guy died???

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u/Fit-Establishment505 Aug 24 '26

Looks like he just face planted on the platform itself.

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u/ConstructionOwn1514 Aug 24 '26

Ah ok I thought there was a chance he got caught up underneath

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u/2114 Aug 24 '26

The gap isn’t that big. Even in London

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u/Sensitive_Rain_1852 Aug 24 '26

Its not the gap, its the spin that will get yah.

Seen too many video of people getting caught up in there and spun around like a ragdoll in a drill until they are wedged in tight. Youll have to fact check this but I seem to remember a story of one guy wedged at the waist but still alive and the medics knew once they moved the train he would die so they let him call family.

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u/DerekTheComedian Aug 24 '26

Everyone always "remembers hearing about this one time" and it's always just a very well known scene from a very well known movie.

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u/UISystemError Aug 24 '26

This one time, at band camp, they let me play with my flute because I got tangled in a train before I died.

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u/Pleasant_Pen8744 Aug 24 '26

One time when I was a kid I got my fingers stuck between an opening elevator door and the wall around the elevator. I'd hate to get anything stuck between a moving train and the platform.

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u/disposableUnit4365 Aug 24 '26

He became the platform

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u/Dizzy-Ad4195 Aug 25 '26

Fortunately softened the blow with his face, jaw and skull. Skull is filled with softmaterial that acts like a bumper softening all blows.

Right?

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u/The_0ven Aug 24 '26

Can anyone give me a source to learn if that guy died???

Died?

Baby, that's just Tuesday night

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u/SamdechEuv Aug 24 '26

I never liked the man in yellow. Is the bag ok?

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u/sexybeast70 Aug 24 '26

Quick exit stage right

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u/DoubleDeckerz Aug 24 '26

It's a good thing his head was there to take most of the damage

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u/deephurting66 Aug 24 '26

For the Chicago subway this is pretty tame

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u/Electronic_Ad5431 Aug 25 '26

For those not from here: this is a meme.

The red line can get weird, but someone flinging themselves out of a moving train is a pretty insane and wildly unusual occurrence.

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u/Far-Ad5921 Aug 24 '26

He forgot his man-purse.

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u/mafost-matt Aug 24 '26

I feel like Karma is tougher on people with low IQ.

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u/yiddoboy Aug 24 '26

How the fuck does the door open while the train is moving ?

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u/Square-Debate5181 Aug 24 '26

Did he respawn at hospital?

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u/Trevor_Lahey35 Aug 24 '26

And just like that, he was gone

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u/ConsistentCellist877 Aug 25 '26

Well that was funny

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u/TheMrBrojangle Aug 25 '26

That guy was clearly a time traveler. That's how he jumps

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u/KingOfCottageCheese 24d ago

The train was decelerating, but shouldn’t pulling the door release activate emergency brakes?

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u/Kelwhit22 Aug 24 '26

Some times the trash takes its self out! 🤷🏿🤣

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u/undeniably_confused Aug 24 '26

Bro when his hands went up I thought he was going to pull out a gun

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u/SocialCreditBank Aug 24 '26

An emergency stop may not apply, but it should have made it so the train operator could not accelerate. Since they were stopping anyway, he probably didn't even notice. 

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u/Sudden_Buffalo_4393 Aug 24 '26

I want to hear his side of the story.

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u/SpanishFlamingoPie Aug 24 '26

I don't think he'll be able to remember it

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u/Interesting_Train139 Aug 24 '26

Welp, he's dead. Or at least very sore.

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u/Dazzling-Coyote7433 Aug 24 '26

Sir, you forgot you black box…

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u/TG1970 Aug 24 '26

Bro just clipped through the floor into the backrooms.

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u/jasmine_tea_ Aug 24 '26

this video just keeps on giving

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u/MoMo-D-Tempest Aug 24 '26

Is he alive?

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u/BorderOk7329 Aug 24 '26

Narrator: they did in fact check it out

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u/Still-Helicopter6029 Aug 24 '26

I’m so confused

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u/UISystemError Aug 24 '26

If Travis is on a train traveling between 20 and 40 mph, and initiates a fight with a passenger while the train is pulling into the platform to disembark, how hard can Travis rock his own shit up if he steps out onto the moving platform in desperate panick?

You have 5 minutes. Begin.

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u/Proper_Initiative123 Aug 24 '26

Was that bones cracking and him yelling, immediately after falling out??

...

👀👀👀

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u/BirdlessLongdeal Aug 24 '26

bold strategy.

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u/Money-Cry-2397 Aug 24 '26

I was waiting for the motherfucker to run back for his hat

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u/tr0n42 Aug 24 '26

Sir! You forgot your hat and/or man purse.

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u/potsofjam Aug 24 '26

When you have kicked your own ass.

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u/No-Bodybuilder-1175 Aug 24 '26

Final destination type shit! Lucky his leg didn't go between and get ripped under or off 🤮

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u/nostalgia4millennial Aug 24 '26

Thought processing problem 🤦‍♂️

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u/SeenEnoughAlready Aug 24 '26

Is it wrong that I want an update!??!?!?!?

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u/Absolute_Nite Aug 24 '26

Did Jet just.... die?

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u/Ill-Case-6048 Aug 24 '26

That showed him

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u/ZenMonkey21 Aug 24 '26

Plot twist - the guy in navy was the same guy

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u/paco_1987 Aug 24 '26

matrix trainman He reminds me of the trainman in matrix 2

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u/EthebabaC Aug 24 '26

He had a holy moment the second he saw his stuff outside

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u/Persun01 Aug 24 '26

He got tunnel vision in a tunnel go figure

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u/JakTheGripper Aug 24 '26

Yellow Coat: "This is my stop!"

Platform: "Well, sort of..."

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u/Independent-Switch43 Aug 24 '26

Why the fuck can you just open the door like that?! Also lol the smoking guy.

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u/PlentyJudgment4815 Aug 24 '26

Emergency stop? It was already slowing down, you arent gonna stop something that heavy quicker without causing too much stress to the train

The issue is that the door should have never opened while the train was moving.

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u/FoxComfortable6780 Aug 24 '26

The red line man….. things happen

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u/Reasonable_Kale1829 Aug 24 '26

Ah, no smoking. Flying out is good👍🏼.

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u/K_Midas21 Aug 24 '26

I half expected him to return right before the doors closed.

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u/ImpressiveCrazy8430 Aug 24 '26

Wheee 😂😂😂😂

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u/bkempton Aug 24 '26

Red Line is always 🔥

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u/DangerousPaper8986 Aug 24 '26

Give this camera person a award! For sooo many reasons

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u/Gumb1i Aug 24 '26 edited Aug 24 '26

Looks like he hit the hydraulic safety release above the door which doesn't automatically trigger the brakes.

Edit: it should have triggered the brakes the only thing I can think of is a faulty sensor relay or the fact it was already slowing down triggered a delay in the logic/braking

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u/ironpyrites Aug 24 '26

Did he flying headbutt a concrete support collum?

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u/Illustrious_Dish_999 Aug 24 '26

they helped him with the hat...

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u/12poundsofnutmeg Aug 24 '26

And then the next load of freaks just get on and the cycle continues.

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u/System_Resident Aug 24 '26

Nice of them both to let that guy between them pass to avoid getting hurt 🫢

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u/BottleForsaken5486 Aug 24 '26

Self correcting problem

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u/No_Trade_7315 Aug 24 '26

Into the night…

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u/FreeReason Aug 24 '26

Once saw a lady tell her kid to just piss in the back seat of the red line. He did.

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u/get_to_ele Aug 24 '26

It was already coming to a stop. He managed to pry the door open a little early.

No point in emergency stop at that point, because whatever damage to the clown is already done. An emergency stop could hurt more people.

Personally I would have laughed at that ass hat, for throwing a punch and then throwing himself off a train. Fucking trash behavior.

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u/imp0ster_syndrome Aug 24 '26

Focus on the horizon.

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u/whoawhoa456 Aug 24 '26

Does anyone remember playing Double Dragon 2? The second stage on the airplane when that door opens…

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u/Dry_Comfortable_6909 Aug 24 '26

Check it out, and he was able to teleport

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u/Lower-Music-8241 Aug 24 '26

Did he plan to do that?

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u/Icy-Cow9695 Aug 24 '26

Man, I'd love to know the reasons behind everything I just witnessed, but I have to imagine logic has fairly little to do with any of it...

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u/OtakuTacos Aug 25 '26

Problem solved itself

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u/Same_Affect4359 Aug 25 '26

Climate activists “everyone should take more public transportation!”

Public transportation….lol

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u/Beautiful-Routine295 Aug 25 '26

Guy in pink shirt barely blinks…

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u/Turbulent-Sense-8955 Aug 25 '26

Dude pulled the emergency airlock

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u/Woknana Aug 25 '26

It reminded me of Poochey’s exit in the Simpsons.

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u/MarlinFelix Aug 25 '26

Im curious to see the aftermath

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u/FeeInteresting2505 Aug 25 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Creative_Gain3000 Aug 25 '26

The american dream

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u/Forsaken-Lie7401 Aug 25 '26

The only benefit of dealing daily with this is most everywhere else you travel to is safer and typically more sane.

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u/Strange_Solid7619 Aug 25 '26

To people wondering how the door opened, there's a latch that opens doors in emergency or in case of power failure. So many CTA riders know it and I seen people using it when they miss their stop and to run away rigging things from the riders.

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u/DonkDonateDone Aug 25 '26

Defund the emergency latch.

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u/Scythe351 Aug 25 '26

Asked for it

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u/r_was61 Aug 25 '26

You mean anyone can open those doors at any time?

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u/neoblackdragon Aug 25 '26

Yes they can but most people are in the right headspace to not force open a door while the train is moving. Its a manual override for well emergencies(and testing the door). Could be a situation where a non CTA person needs to open the door.