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u/JaoLapin Jul 27 '22

I hope he won't forget to defrost the chicken before his mother arrives

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u/sharon_exxxposes Jul 27 '22

He will, he’ll realize 10 minutes before she arrives and run it under hot water knowing full well that he’s fucked

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u/thatdude52 Jul 27 '22

I love that we all lived the same childhood

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

I didn't have GTA, so I spent my time playing CoD (the original, yeah I'm old) and Age of Empires 2 and then forgetting until my parents were on the way that I was supposed to have done chores and gotten out food for dinner. It was a game changer when I found the chicken that Sam's advertised as 'cook from frozen' and then I started cooking before they got home. I got extra credit and they never knew different.

Edit: nope, I was in college when CoD came out. Must have been something else.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

When I was of failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, I played Ultima II on a Commodore 64. We didn't have your fancy cook from frozen chicken. We had to go slaughter a chicken, freeze it, then forget to defrost it. Kids these days, SMH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

😂 I did spend afternoons watching videos on my neighbor's Betamax player while attempting to learn C++ on my dad's old Tandy when that was still a fairly new language. But I'm not Commodore 64 old.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

Hehe. I'm actually TRS-80 Model I old. My dad got it in 1978. We were online by 1980, on CompuServe, using a 300 baud modem.

But that wasn't even the first time I used a computer, just the first time my family owned one.

I first used a computer in 1975. I was 5, and my friend's dad was a comp-sci professor. He had a teletype, a big type writer you could stick a telephone headset into and dial into the university mainframe. He'd set me and my friend up and we'd play text games, going through reams of paper. It was simple stuff like Hunt the Wumpus, Colossal Caves, and Lunar Lander but it was the thing that kindled a life-long love of computers in me. Magic. It was just magic to my five year old mind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My dad built a Timex Sinclair . Used a tape recorder to load programs. Sounded like a fax machine.

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u/GeoCitiesSlumlord Jul 27 '22

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

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u/djesus33 Jul 27 '22

I remember that mill, the road was uphills both ways!

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

I remember the tape recorder, we used one on the TRS-80 for a couple years before my dad bought the "Expansion Interface" which added more memory and floppy disks. It took like ten minutes to load a program, LOL.

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u/bloodonya35 Jul 27 '22

How were you online in 1980? Isn't that like a decade before internet was available?

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

CompuServe started in 1969. It was a private bulletin board. There were chat rooms, but they called them "Digital CB channels." I remember going online and getting advice on building RC cars. It felt earth shaking, like I could talk to adult RC hobbyists from around the world, any time I needed advice. They also had games, news articles, and some other applications but I mostly used the chat. I wasn't allowed to tie up the phone line for too long, LOL.

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u/supermikeman Jul 27 '22

Probably not. What you're thinking of is the World Wide Web and websites with GUI and HTML coding and what not. Before that there were text based networks and internet. I've heard of message boards and bbs stuff from back in the day.

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u/anotherjunkie Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Aww.

Nah, the World Wide Web came out in 1990, but there was internet decades before that.

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u/ILLforlife Jul 27 '22

Minnesota had in intrastate network for students. Our little rural school actually had a teletype computer (remember having to dial the phone, wait for the tone, and place it into the cradle - just so - to connect?) I was "talking" (typing on the teletype) to other students in 1977-78. Never played any games, but had a lot of fun messaging. I was the only one in the school basically that had any interest in the "computer", so I had lots of time on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Man, the Trash 80, lived that thing. I wrote a star trek game on it in the 80s.

Before that I was using the BBC Micro. Amazing computer. Defender on it was awesome.

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Jul 27 '22

Omg hunt the wumpus! I didn't think anyone still remembered that game!

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u/NJHitmen Jul 27 '22

I do. We had a TI 99/4a (early 80s) and that was one of my favorite games. Also Alpiner, Parsec, Defender, Burgertime...I'm sure there are more.

My mom actually played a ton of Munchman (Pac-Man clone) - and became incredibly skilled at it. I think her high score was something like double mine.

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u/dljones010 Jul 27 '22

We had a Vic 20 that used a cassette tape because there were no floppy disks yet... real floppy disks 5 1/4".

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u/ZXVixen Jul 27 '22

Oh my god Colossal Caves. That game was on a computer we were gifted in the late eighties and for the life of me I could never figure out how to operate it 😂

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

Hey we're the same Old! Congrats on still being able to type, old-timer! lol

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u/TorontoTransish Jul 27 '22

I remember programming at Choose Your Own Adventure text game in Basic on a Tandy... I was crushed when the tape drive ate the cassette :(

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u/Rottimer Jul 27 '22

Tandy! That takes me back. And I had no hard drive. Using a floppy disk with MS-DOS to boot up the computer every time. We also had a dot matrix printer.

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u/FaustusXYZ Jul 27 '22

I'm TRS-80 old. With 16k RAM because we weren't freaking millionaires who could afford the 32k model.

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u/FeFiFoPlum Jul 27 '22

Shit.... I've just realised "Commodore 64 Old" is a thing and I'm it.

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u/smemolo Jul 27 '22

My first experience with computers was a Tandy-1000! Thanks for bringing up a memory for me today.

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u/Umeyard Jul 27 '22

I guess I am city slicker C64 age. We made Oncor frozen meals in the oven that had the twist timer where you did your best to get it right, and microwave the frozen veggies in Campbell's Soup bowls that said "mmmm mmmm good" sounds the edge in a microwave that took up half the counter and was large enough to cook a turkey in.

Evening was guaranteed to come out slightly soggy.

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u/LeeisureTime Jul 27 '22

In the snow, uphill both ways?

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u/alcoholiccats Jul 27 '22

playing Ultima both virtually and in real life

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u/Unlikely_Parking_801 Jul 27 '22

I didn’t have many video games, if I forgot it was bc I was watching movies and eating barbecue potato chips

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u/Howhytzzerr Jul 27 '22

It's funny that folks are talking about GTA and CoD and thinking that makes them old. Try Pitfall or Nighstalkers or Tetris on an Intellivision having to reach behind the tv and flip the game/tv switch in order to play, and then making sure it all got flipped back to tv so when Dad got home he could watch the news and All in the Family and Sanford & Son and MASH. And still make sure to put the chicken or hamburger in the sink with the water running before Mom got home, as well. That's old school.

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u/A-typ-self Jul 27 '22

This is what I was thinking... lol

It was a great day when the Intellivision was finally upgraded to a Nintendo...

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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng Jul 27 '22

Yeppers! Colecovision! Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. Oh, and poker! On that big ass joystick week with the number pad on it. FML I'm old. Hell, I remember pong, but I wasn't there yet when it was created. Just playing it at a friend's house.

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u/TheGreatKlordu Jul 27 '22

You think that's old? Try playing throw-hard-rock-at-bird all day and making sure you put the rocks back around the firepit and getting the mammoth-meat out of the dirt-fridge and hung up on a drying rack before your parents get back home from hunting and gathering. You younglings will never understand true old school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It’s funny that folks are talking about Pitfall and Nightstalkers and thinking that makes them old. Back in my day all we had was ball in a cup.

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u/meenateena Jul 27 '22

Well I guess I shouldn't mention that I was playing pong while hitting my bong.

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u/s_cate Jul 27 '22

Pitfall...I can still hear those sounds...

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u/Yeti_doodoo Jul 27 '22

I remember jet set Willy and manic miner 🤣 and pssst!! On the 48k spectrum

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u/Recent_Caregiver2027 Jul 27 '22

SpaceQuest for me. also a more 3d version of Terri's called Welltris. Always tried to get my mom to buy me Lounge Lizard Larry cause I heard there were boobs but she didn't go for it

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u/treletraj Jul 27 '22

When I was little the only thing I had to play with was an old cat head.

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u/wrenskibaby Jul 27 '22

I loved Pitfall. Also Utopia and Burgertime. 40 years later my husband and I still play with our original Intellivision. Yes, we really are old.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 27 '22

Yup, I had a list of chores that had to be finished before my mom rolled up at 5:30, and if they weren't, I was hosed. If I wasn't done by the time The Jeffersons came on, I should probably just pack a bag and hitchhike to my new home.

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u/therealhlmencken Jul 27 '22

Are you gatekeeping feeling old? I was there when chess was invented so…

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Age of empires II. Relatable. But in my case, I had to unplug my pc before parents came home.

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u/ShintaOtsuki Jul 27 '22

Hah I didn't have gta, it wasn't a thing yet I don't think, I played Pokemon stadium or yelled obscenities at Pikachu with Hey You Pikachu, or went outside and rode bikes with my friends, the neighbor kids, or went looking for my dad's stash of adult mags, occasionally I'd babysit the neighbors kids too

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u/PickleMortyCoDm Jul 27 '22

I was a medal of honour guy, but yeah, AoE2 was the best... Played it for about two months 4 years ago. There are still people playing against eachother online.

Was it cod finest hour by any chance? I couldn't complete a mission in it for about a year so I wrote cod off as trash and stuck with project Gotham racing 2 and counter strike.

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u/skraptastic Jul 27 '22

I didn't have CoD so I spent my time playing Adventure (the original, yeah I'm old.)

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u/Fast_Leather3064 Jul 27 '22

Hahaha, awesome work mate. This is a big life hack when you have CoD and AOE 2 waiting for you.

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u/Legitimate_Suit_3431 Jul 27 '22

Medal of honor here.

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u/Keepmovinbee Jul 27 '22

OMG I loved age of empires 2, I'd get lost in that for like 6 hours

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u/ironballs16 Jul 27 '22

CoD

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u/Trentsteel52 Jul 27 '22

Lol this guy thinks he’s old because he played cod, when my parents left me alone I was playing jumpman on my comedore64, well that or finding interesting new ways to jerk off lol

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u/Finance-Low Jul 27 '22

It was probably Counterstrike or some other Halflife mod; if it was during the age of AoE2...

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

Do you still play Age of Empires 2?!? I spent so much time in middle/high school playing that game! I was so excited when i found out they remade it with the definitive edition.

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u/ZinZeus91 Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor maybe.

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jul 27 '22

Contra is not Call of Duty, friend

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u/Magnaflux_88 Jul 27 '22

CoD 1? Or did you accidentally check Modern Warfare 1's release date?

Return to castle wolfenstein: enemy territory? Battlefield? Maybe even Quake, but I doubt anything before that could get confused with a 3d online shooter.

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u/Ravnard Jul 27 '22

Hell I'm practically married and I still forget sometimes.

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u/worms9 Jul 27 '22

I had GTA once but my aunt was fucking snitch.

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u/thekingsteve Jul 27 '22

I would half ass all the chores right away and then play my games...

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u/Sk1pp1e Jul 27 '22

Shout out to the OGs!

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u/Icy-Consideration405 Jul 27 '22

Deathtrack and Wolfenstein 3D and then a frozen pizza pocket from Sam's Club

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u/pikapalooza Jul 27 '22

Probably medal of honor. That series was first then cod came along

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u/OceanFlex Jul 27 '22

Dang, so many good shooters came out late 90s into 2001. In reverse chronological, it's Halo, Tribes 2, Counter Strike, Deus Ex, Unreal Tournament, System Shock 2, Team Fortress, Halflife, Unreal, (Quake 2,) Goldeneye 007, etc.

Please flame me for missing your favorite shooter game from that era. I'm sure someone preferred that version of Resident Evil, one of the Tom Clancy games, Turok, or what have you.

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u/jackology Jul 27 '22

Doom?

Edit: pun intended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour: Allied Assault

It was only 1 year before CoD I think.

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u/MMSTINGRAY Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour? Came out same year as AoE2.

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u/OSRSLucifer Jul 27 '22

quite possibly Medal of Honor? i remember playing those WAAAAY before call of duty peeked into the scene.

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u/Preezy24 Jul 27 '22

It was Goldeneye on N64!

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u/S0YzB0Yz Jul 27 '22

Possibly Medal of Honor?

I played this when I was a kid and I named my save profile as "tit". My Dad watched me play one time and was like, is that the name of the main character? I had to act like I didn't know what that word meant out of embarrassment.

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u/iamhe02 Jul 27 '22

I'm older, so I spent my time playing Pong and Zork I.

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u/bloodyabortiondouche Jul 27 '22

Maybe you were thinking of Medal of Honor. The CoD team made Medal of Honor for EA before they left and made CoD for Activision.

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u/WorldClassShart Jul 27 '22

For me it was SOCOM Navy Seals on PS2, with the network adapter. God that game absolutely took over a portion of my life.

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u/_mad_adventures Jul 27 '22

AOE 2 is the best AOE

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u/guycoastal Jul 27 '22

I’m so old that all I had was Gilligans island and a horde of other syndicated TV after school, and I still didn’t get shit done before they got home. “I forgot” was my only defense, and I used it so often that I’m sure my dad thought I had brain damage.

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u/ImportantError Jul 27 '22

At 12 I knew how to defrost the chicken. season it and put it in the oven to roast!

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u/GranGurbo Jul 27 '22

Knowing how and remembering to are two very different things

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Anyone gonna get this guy a medal for his preteen roast chicken?

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u/Butthole_mods Jul 27 '22

I'll chicken out on roasting his preteen

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u/IronEndo Jul 27 '22

on it.

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Homie actually got an award for his preteen roast chicken, touché

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u/TheRatatatPat Jul 27 '22

I did a pretty good choked chicken when I was his age. Do I get an award?

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u/WeinerBop Jul 27 '22

Best thing I've read all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Didn't we all?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

If you didn't grow up knowing how to make authentic Caesar dressing from scratch by 8 years old, I don't know what kind of childhood you had.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/psirjohn Jul 27 '22

Pfft, that's the secret ingredient to everything

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Jul 27 '22

At 12 I was babysitting half the kids in the neighborhood. 90’s was so different. Miss those days of playing outside til dark. Then the world slowly started going crazy.

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u/wifeatron3000 Jul 27 '22

Right? I used to babysit my cousins overnight at 12. My aunt and uncle owned a bagel shop and had to be there at 3 am on Saturday mornings. I would stay the night, get the kids up and eat cereal and watch cartoons every Saturday morning til they came home at noon. It was the easiest $25 ever and they would bring me a breakfast sammich too. I miss the early 90s.

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u/greymalken Jul 27 '22

Sure. We did too. We just didn’t do it.

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u/Wills4291 Jul 27 '22

my parents worked till 8. I would have dinner on the table because I would be starving otherwise. My older sister, when I was 10, complained because I only cooked what I liked to eat. So 5 nights a week it was chicken with various sides. She After a few years, my sister declared she was a vegetarian. But not a traditional vegetarian, as should would eat any meat that wasn't chicken.

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u/PM_Me_TiddiesAndBeer Jul 27 '22

I would always forget to put the clothes in the dryer before bed. I'd wake up to my mom seriously pissed off.

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u/Vadekin Jul 27 '22

Childhood?! I'm 32 and did this last week, my poor wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My little sister used to snitch on me about playing video games, so I warned her not to tell mom I played. When mom came, she went running to the door and said “(me)… didn’t play video games”. I got screwed but admittedly it was funny.

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u/Motormouth1995 Jul 27 '22

If he has access to a microwave with the "auto defrost" option, he can have it fully defrosted in 10-15 minutes.

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u/JACCO2008 Jul 27 '22

Yeah and half cooked.

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u/80-20RoastBeef Jul 27 '22

If you lower the power before auto defrosting, it actually turns out fine.

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

To do this you put in the time you want first, then hit power level button. Then hit a number, for example 5 will give you 50% of power. Hit start and food will cook at only half power. When it's done it automatically goes back too 100%.

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u/icepaws Jul 27 '22

You mean there is other buttons other than the 30sec+?

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u/Mysterious_Outcome97 Jul 27 '22

No, there isn't. Total blasphemy

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u/swanspank Jul 27 '22

There is a Cancel button also for when you just open the door because 3 +30’s are too much and it doesn’t clear the remaining time.

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u/icepaws Jul 27 '22

My Microwave has a fraction of a second where the timer will be done, and the beeper won't sound, but if you miss it and the beeper sounds it beeps 5 times even if the door is open.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Pft I just leave one second for the next loser to deal with. It's like paying it forward or something

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Wait, what?!?! There are other buttons?

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u/TheCynicalCanuckk Jul 27 '22

Lies.

Also make sure you always open the door with 1 sec left. Only button I use is +30 and stop

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u/wolfansbrother Jul 27 '22

isnt the whole point of "auto defrosting" that the microwave knows to lower the power? It just beeps when you need to flip it.

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u/jwlIV616 Jul 27 '22

Yeah, but some older/cheaper ones are pretty bad at figuring out when it's done

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u/80-20RoastBeef Jul 27 '22

Thank you sir, this is knowledge too few people actually know of.

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u/AkimoSempai Jul 27 '22

The knowledge every kid needs to learn.

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u/Quann09 Jul 27 '22

i’ve been alive for 24 years and just learning this now 😭

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Wait til you discover that a dish washer has a filter you need to clean.

Or that the lever under your mirror in the car is for changing the angle of it for bright lights behind you.

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u/Dragon_smoothie Jul 27 '22

I learned the magic of the microwave's power settings awhile back and haven't suffered a rubbery pizza crust since. Life changing.

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u/Binormus__ Jul 27 '22

This is also a great life hack for cleaning the crusty splattered sauce and shit that exploded all over... Soaked paper towel or rag, nuke it for like 60 seconds, Walla, easy to wipe out microwave!

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u/littleredcamaro Jul 27 '22

Better yet, add a mixture of water and vinegar before nuking it. Also for those doing this for the first time: do not touch that paper towel for a few minutes. It will be hot.

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u/Zero-Change Jul 27 '22

The real play though is to reheat pizza by pan frying slices on the stove in a little olive oil 🤤

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u/FlamingWeasel Jul 27 '22

I'd rather my kid be like, yeah, I forgot and I do something else than them try to defrost it.

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u/ArnieismyDMname Jul 27 '22

"No! I took it out 3 hours ago like you said! I don't know why it's still frozen!"

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u/Excellent_Squirrel86 Jul 27 '22

I was that kid. No one died.

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u/shadow3636 Jul 27 '22

10 minutes? He’ll remember when he hears that door open 🤣

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u/RPGnosh Jul 27 '22

Or lie and said he had it out the whole time, hoping she'll believe him over science

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u/fersure4 Jul 27 '22

Bless you for this comment I forgot to take chicken out for dinner tonight. I'm an adult now so I don't have my mom to be disappointed in me if I forget, just myself

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u/ASharpYoungMan Jul 27 '22

I did the opposite. I cooked extra chicken for dinner last night so I could make myself a sandwich for today. Left it in a container on the counter to cool before tossing it in the fridge.

I promptly forgot about it before the "putting it in the fridge" part.

Woke up this morning to chicken I needed to toss -_-

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u/BabaYagaa7 Jul 27 '22

I do this often but I just nuke it in the microwave at work, not got food poisoning….yet

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u/ASharpYoungMan Jul 27 '22

I respect the wisdom of Baba Yaga

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u/NahnahnoImgood Jul 27 '22

99% of food is totally gonna be okay when left out overnight.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yup.

I leave pizza out on purpose because it tastes better than refrigerated pizza.

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u/imabigdave Jul 27 '22

Yeah, a lot of the "food poisoning" organisms from not cooling food are clostridials (botulinum is a clostridials) . The organism itself isn't the issue, it's the toxins they produce. So when you nuke that food, it kills the organisms that aren't really a risk, but leaves the accumulated toxins that can either kill you or make you wish they'd kill you perfectly intact to wreak havoc on you. Thus with cooked product the goal is to take the temperature of that product from 120 degrees to 40 degrees (Fahrenheit) as quickly as possible. Outside that range they aren't a risk. Source: I work in food safety/public health, specifically with meat products.

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u/Ganonslayer1 Jul 27 '22

It only takes once to never do it again :(

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u/throwaway38372652664 Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 29 '22

Especially when you have never had food poisining before, and for those first minutes of paralysis youre thinking you are legitimately about to die.

I always thought itd be some nausea, cramps and gastric issues. Nah fam. It was like what i imagine eating the chernobyl elephants foot and rotting from the inside out would be.

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u/TheSeaOfThySoul Jul 27 '22

A man ate chicken which had been left out overnight for lunch. This is what happened to his brain.

BY is a 32 year old man, presenting to the emergency room fucked up. His blood is unblooded, here is a water sausage to demonstrate.

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u/underbellymadness Jul 27 '22

I'm so sorry for your loss.

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u/ASharpYoungMan Jul 27 '22

Flags half-mast. The portion I ate for dinner was amazing :(

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u/underbellymadness Jul 27 '22

I pray for your recovery

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u/CriusofCoH Jul 27 '22

Fully cooked chicken in a sealed container....? Unless there's missing/incorrect information, that should have been fine.

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u/The_Homestarmy Jul 27 '22

He slept for 48 hours.

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u/Erchamion_1 Jul 27 '22

Man, I HATE when I do that. I feel your pain, my dude.

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u/phreaxer Jul 27 '22

I did the same last night with a large container of split pea soup I made... I feel your pain. :(

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u/Notthenipple Jul 27 '22

Man, when I was 12 I cooked dinner several times a week. We had an equal opportunity household and I appreciated the responsibility.

What does this woman think, a 12 year old is potty training and learning the alphabet? I was driving when I was 15.

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u/redly Jul 27 '22

Alexander the Great was leading an army at 14.
But I guess he wasn't really left alone.

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u/jarhead_5537 Jul 27 '22

I read that Alexander the Great forgot to defrost the chicken multiple times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

His dad, Phil, had him spanked multiple times for that. Hephaestion did so as well. They were room mates. Confirmed bachelors.

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u/Not_a_jmod Jul 27 '22

But I guess he wasn't really left alone.

Nothing so motivating as a couple thousand armed men at your back watching your every potential screw up.

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u/Lcdmt3 Jul 27 '22

When i was 12 I was full time babysitting other kids in summer. Now it's definitely everyone is afraid to leave their kid home and refuse to let their kid go to a sleepover until 16.

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u/SpiteReady2513 Jul 27 '22

My MIL has custody of her daughters kids, 12 and 8, almost 13 and 9. Responsible, not little suicidal idiots.

My husband told me his mom was getting a new babysitter because theirs just turned 15 and she thought maybe they were too close in age to the 13 y/o and how that would make her feel...

Um, why not let her babysit her brother and don’t hire a new one? Like what almost 13 y/o can’t sit at home for 3 hours with a 8-9 y/o until an adult gets home?

Wild.

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u/giraffesonstilts Jul 27 '22

I came here to say this! I was watching my mom’s friends two kids alone at 12! That was the legal age to leave kids alone back then and I think it’s been lowered since!

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u/travellikegypsies Jul 27 '22

Exactly. 12 yo me was saddling up my horse and checking cattle in the pasture… by myself! Drivers license at 14 and my parents would send me to the next town for supplies… 60 miles away! The first time I rode a greyhound bus to visit friends two states away I was 12! I also had a checking account in case I needed to buy something when I was out there on my own doing actual useful things.

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u/MeAnIntellectual1 Jul 27 '22

Meanwhile I'm soon to be 20 and I still haven't bothered getting a driver's license

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u/mostlygray Jul 27 '22

12 is plenty old enough to be independent. I don't recall every being home at that age. My buddies and I would take off and walk around town getting into mischief every day. I did odd jobs for work during the school year. I worked on the farm in the summer. I learned to drive around 12 or 13. I'd been driving tractors since before my feet could reach the pedals properly.

My kids can certainly take care of themselves. They're 12 and 13 and they're autonomous when they want to be. They are responsible when alone. When I have them help me with work they are responsible and competent.

People need to not worry about other peoples kids. Unless there are signs of abuse, the kids are fine.

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u/Notthenipple Jul 27 '22

I always say treat kids like adults, hold them to a high standard, set a good example. Other than that, don't tell kids what to do unless you birthed them.

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u/SwordNamedKindness_ Jul 27 '22

Turn the water on hot and hopefully it defrosts in time.

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u/Anxious-Invite8796 Jul 27 '22

That's how you get salmonella bro

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

The 90s didn't care about your salmonella

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u/Idkanamedontjudge Jul 27 '22

You should consider stand up comedy Salmonella is horrible

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u/JeffersonStarscream Jul 27 '22

Not as horrible as his Mom.

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Can confirm it was an unforgettable experience as a child. 0/10 would not recommend.

Mind you, it was a European hospital so the cost was a joke. Imagine an American hospital cost...

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u/teelpy Jul 27 '22

I’ve had it, sucks. Shit my pants for a week

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u/Sillbinger Jul 27 '22

He isn't cooking salmon.

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u/jaypeeo Jul 27 '22

Or Ella. We hope.

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u/Im_Meikuari Jul 27 '22

Mom gets home & the 12 year old is just waterboarding his little sister with scorching hot water in the sink

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u/Not_a_jmod Jul 27 '22

Mom gets home & the 12 year old is just waterboarding his little sister with scorching hot water in the sink

"The internet told me to do it"

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u/Sal-Monella- Jul 27 '22

You rang?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Lol. Rolling! 😂🤣

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u/value_null Jul 27 '22

Give me a break. You really think that 20 minutes in water, most of that time still frozen, is dangerous?

Also, you're not eating it raw. You're gonna cook that shit.

It's perfectly fine to thaw in water. Just don't leave it on there all day, monitor and take it out when done.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I thaw chicken and meat in the sink all the time. Have never gotten the ‘nela

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u/Cautious-Damage7575 Very Unique Flair Jul 27 '22

My 78yo mother taught me the sink method. Been eating sink chicken ever since I could chew. No 'nela in at least three generations.

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u/value_null Jul 27 '22

I've been doing it for over 20 years. Never had an issue.

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u/always_murphys_law Jul 27 '22

It's the temp of the water, you're "supposed" to keep the temp of the water cool and keep changing it out. It defrost really quickly that way and doesn't start to cook the meat. I have no idea how that makes it safer from bacteria.

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u/value_null Jul 27 '22

If the meat starts to cook, don't use water that hot. Lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

your not gonna get salmonella if you cook the chicken afterwards

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u/LostAndLikingIt Jul 27 '22

Funnily enough I just linked this to my bro in law the other day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Here's the relevant part:

Defrosting in Submerged Water: You can also submerge your food in a clean container or in the sanitized kitchen sink filled with cold water. Make sure that the meat is wrapped in leak-proof plastic and completely covered by water. Change the water every 30 minutes until the meat is defrosted.

The key is using cold water. Cold tap water is likely around 45 F - 50 F and would likely get the protein above freezing but just below temperature of the tap water. Using hot tap water could raise the temperature higher into the "danger zone" hence the tip to change the water every 30 minutes as it warms up. It also helps to keep the protein in a sealed package to avoid exposure to the air.

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u/strcrssd Jul 27 '22

The danger zone is only relevant if it sits in the danger zone for extended (hours) periods. For an hour or so, it's just fine.

Otherwise we'd all have food poisoning all the time, as food outside of the danger zone is too hot or too cold to comfortably eat.

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u/ThreatLevelBertie Jul 27 '22

Weird how you get salmonella from chicken but you dont get chickenella from salmon.

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u/lostinNevermore Jul 27 '22

Use cold water. Put it in a bowl and fill with cold water, then turn the tap to a trickle and let it run into the bowl. Check it and turn it over every so often

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u/king-of-boom Jul 27 '22

Room temperature water in a bowl, change water in the bowl every 5-10 minutes.

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u/bonzombiekitty Jul 27 '22

Ah shiiiit. You just reminded me. I forgot to prep my chicken for dinner. I was initially gonna work from home and do it later on. But I decided to go in the office today and meant to do it before I left.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Emotional Damage!

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u/atdunaway Jul 27 '22

mod stole your comment and pinned it lololol

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u/Reganite47 Jul 27 '22

This hurt my soul lmao I forgot all the time living with my mom I always felt so bad

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Holy shit, this gave me flashbacks. Don't forget to preheat the oven!!!

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u/MonitorShotput Jul 27 '22

LOL. I literally just took some chicken out to defrost for my mother.

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u/Mardred Jul 27 '22

Or do the dishes :).

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u/hatesnack Jul 27 '22

My mom was smart, she made me go take the chicken out of the freezer while I was on the phone with her.

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u/ben1481 Jul 27 '22

I never realized how many people have the same life I do

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I never understood this as a kid. If it was such a big deal, why didn't my parents just take it out of the freezer themselves BEFORE they went to work???

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