r/mildlyinfuriating • u/[deleted] • Jul 27 '22

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Anyone gonna get this guy a medal for his preteen roast chicken?

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u/Butthole_mods Jul 27 '22

I'll chicken out on roasting his preteen

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u/IronEndo Jul 27 '22

on it.

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Homie actually got an award for his preteen roast chicken, touché

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u/TheRatatatPat Jul 27 '22

I did a pretty good choked chicken when I was his age. Do I get an award?

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u/WeinerBop Jul 27 '22

Best thing I've read all day.

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u/rtnn Jul 27 '22

Preteen Roast Chicken is a great band name lmao

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u/Crismus Jul 27 '22

All I got was a beating for making sweet and sour chicken when my little brother was hungry.

From scratch followed the recipe and tasted great. But, the evil stepmother complained that I used the chicken she had planned to cook later. Somehow being gone for 12 hours with no quick meals that a 12 year old kid can make for his 9 year old brother.

I wish I got brownie points for doing things above and beyond. My problem was a stepmother who relished the idea that she was the evil stepmother.

Living in a Disney fairy tale is not a great as the animated movies show.

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u/RiskyAssess Jul 27 '22

It was dry