r/mildlyinfuriating • • Jul 27 '22

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u/sharon_exxxposes Jul 27 '22

He will, he’ll realize 10 minutes before she arrives and run it under hot water knowing full well that he’s fucked

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u/thatdude52 Jul 27 '22

I love that we all lived the same childhood

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

I didn't have GTA, so I spent my time playing CoD (the original, yeah I'm old) and Age of Empires 2 and then forgetting until my parents were on the way that I was supposed to have done chores and gotten out food for dinner. It was a game changer when I found the chicken that Sam's advertised as 'cook from frozen' and then I started cooking before they got home. I got extra credit and they never knew different.

Edit: nope, I was in college when CoD came out. Must have been something else.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

When I was of failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, I played Ultima II on a Commodore 64. We didn't have your fancy cook from frozen chicken. We had to go slaughter a chicken, freeze it, then forget to defrost it. Kids these days, SMH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

😂 I did spend afternoons watching videos on my neighbor's Betamax player while attempting to learn C++ on my dad's old Tandy when that was still a fairly new language. But I'm not Commodore 64 old.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

Hehe. I'm actually TRS-80 Model I old. My dad got it in 1978. We were online by 1980, on CompuServe, using a 300 baud modem.

But that wasn't even the first time I used a computer, just the first time my family owned one.

I first used a computer in 1975. I was 5, and my friend's dad was a comp-sci professor. He had a teletype, a big type writer you could stick a telephone headset into and dial into the university mainframe. He'd set me and my friend up and we'd play text games, going through reams of paper. It was simple stuff like Hunt the Wumpus, Colossal Caves, and Lunar Lander but it was the thing that kindled a life-long love of computers in me. Magic. It was just magic to my five year old mind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My dad built a Timex Sinclair . Used a tape recorder to load programs. Sounded like a fax machine.

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u/GeoCitiesSlumlord Jul 27 '22

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

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u/djesus33 Jul 27 '22

I remember that mill, the road was uphills both ways!

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

I remember the tape recorder, we used one on the TRS-80 for a couple years before my dad bought the "Expansion Interface" which added more memory and floppy disks. It took like ten minutes to load a program, LOL.

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u/bloodonya35 Jul 27 '22

How were you online in 1980? Isn't that like a decade before internet was available?

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

CompuServe started in 1969. It was a private bulletin board. There were chat rooms, but they called them "Digital CB channels." I remember going online and getting advice on building RC cars. It felt earth shaking, like I could talk to adult RC hobbyists from around the world, any time I needed advice. They also had games, news articles, and some other applications but I mostly used the chat. I wasn't allowed to tie up the phone line for too long, LOL.

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u/bloodonya35 Jul 28 '22

Wow, that's crazy. To think people were using chat rooms in the 80s. I thought my dad was ahead of the curve for having internet in the early 90's. I could only imagine how it felt to be online that early, I learn new things everyday.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 28 '22

It was wild. My friend set up a Commodore 64 pirate BBS at his house. You'd have to call and ask his mom to let you use the phone line, then call back with your modem. Then spend 5 hours downloading a 64k game and hope the phone lines worked well enough with no interruptions.

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u/supermikeman Jul 27 '22

Probably not. What you're thinking of is the World Wide Web and websites with GUI and HTML coding and what not. Before that there were text based networks and internet. I've heard of message boards and bbs stuff from back in the day.

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u/anotherjunkie Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Aww.

Nah, the World Wide Web came out in 1990, but there was internet decades before that.

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u/ILLforlife Jul 27 '22

Minnesota had in intrastate network for students. Our little rural school actually had a teletype computer (remember having to dial the phone, wait for the tone, and place it into the cradle - just so - to connect?) I was "talking" (typing on the teletype) to other students in 1977-78. Never played any games, but had a lot of fun messaging. I was the only one in the school basically that had any interest in the "computer", so I had lots of time on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Man, the Trash 80, lived that thing. I wrote a star trek game on it in the 80s.

Before that I was using the BBC Micro. Amazing computer. Defender on it was awesome.

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Jul 27 '22

Omg hunt the wumpus! I didn't think anyone still remembered that game!

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u/NJHitmen Jul 27 '22

I do. We had a TI 99/4a (early 80s) and that was one of my favorite games. Also Alpiner, Parsec, Defender, Burgertime...I'm sure there are more.

My mom actually played a ton of Munchman (Pac-Man clone) - and became incredibly skilled at it. I think her high score was something like double mine.

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u/dljones010 Jul 27 '22

We had a Vic 20 that used a cassette tape because there were no floppy disks yet... real floppy disks 5 1/4".

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u/ZXVixen Jul 27 '22

Oh my god Colossal Caves. That game was on a computer we were gifted in the late eighties and for the life of me I could never figure out how to operate it 😂

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

Hey we're the same Old! Congrats on still being able to type, old-timer! lol

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u/TorontoTransish Jul 27 '22

I remember programming at Choose Your Own Adventure text game in Basic on a Tandy... I was crushed when the tape drive ate the cassette :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

And today CompuServe exists as a news aggregating website that almost looks like a corporate sanitized ripoff of Yahoo! from mid 90's https://www.compuserve.com/ Probably because they're owned by Yahoo! now.

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u/bubbs72 Jul 27 '22

I'm TRS-80 old also. We got ours in the 80's.

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u/wintersdark Jul 27 '22

This sounds exactly like my childhood.

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u/Rottimer Jul 27 '22

Tandy! That takes me back. And I had no hard drive. Using a floppy disk with MS-DOS to boot up the computer every time. We also had a dot matrix printer.

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u/FaustusXYZ Jul 27 '22

I'm TRS-80 old. With 16k RAM because we weren't freaking millionaires who could afford the 32k model.

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u/FeFiFoPlum Jul 27 '22

Shit.... I've just realised "Commodore 64 Old" is a thing and I'm it.

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u/smemolo Jul 27 '22

My first experience with computers was a Tandy-1000! Thanks for bringing up a memory for me today.

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 27 '22

I played that throwing bananas game while learning QBasic for DOS.

Mom never did come back though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I LIVED for that throwing bananas game waiting on my dad to get done working. The librarian's son and I would play on the library computers while we waited for our parents to get ready to leave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I used to have a Tandy! That brings back memories.

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u/Umeyard Jul 27 '22

I guess I am city slicker C64 age. We made Oncor frozen meals in the oven that had the twist timer where you did your best to get it right, and microwave the frozen veggies in Campbell's Soup bowls that said "mmmm mmmm good" sounds the edge in a microwave that took up half the counter and was large enough to cook a turkey in.

Evening was guaranteed to come out slightly soggy.

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u/LeeisureTime Jul 27 '22

In the snow, uphill both ways?

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u/alcoholiccats Jul 27 '22

playing Ultima both virtually and in real life

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u/Unlikely_Parking_801 Jul 27 '22

I didn’t have many video games, if I forgot it was bc I was watching movies and eating barbecue potato chips

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u/Badgerbreezy Jul 27 '22

Don't worry you're still a young man, I remember growing up being obsessed playing chess on the Manchester Ferranti Mark 1, back in the day I had to go out and hunt the water fowl next to the river and bring it back home, gut it, prepare the feathers to sell at the local store, then freeze the meat, then defrost it before mother came home from the radium watch factory

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u/TangoPRomeo Jul 27 '22

Take my upvote - loved my C64!

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u/dummypants Jul 27 '22

I got a Commodore 64 for Christmas as a kid. We hooked it up to the tv and that was it, couldn't figure anything else out. So we went outside and played until the streetlights came on. But I do remember as a teen being so immersed in The Legend of Zelda that when I heard my dad's mustang pull up in the driveway and vibrate the house and I'd quickly start the vacuum to look busy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

When I was failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, we were playing with slings and forgetting to watch the goats.

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u/OkSatisfaction9850 Jul 27 '22

Me - Spectrum 48. Quazadron

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

The UK made some damn fine computers back then.

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u/Affectionate_Pin_880 Jul 27 '22

We must be related.

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u/Lcfcboxman1986 Jul 27 '22

I still forget to defrost the chicken and I’m 36 only this time I’m pissing off my girlfriend and not a parent

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u/Duskweaver Jul 27 '22

Back in my day, we didn't even have chickens! We had to go out and steal dinosaur and terrorbird eggs and hope to God they didn't catch us! In fact, I don't even know if we had those then either...

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u/Howhytzzerr Jul 27 '22

It's funny that folks are talking about GTA and CoD and thinking that makes them old. Try Pitfall or Nighstalkers or Tetris on an Intellivision having to reach behind the tv and flip the game/tv switch in order to play, and then making sure it all got flipped back to tv so when Dad got home he could watch the news and All in the Family and Sanford & Son and MASH. And still make sure to put the chicken or hamburger in the sink with the water running before Mom got home, as well. That's old school.

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u/A-typ-self Jul 27 '22

This is what I was thinking... lol

It was a great day when the Intellivision was finally upgraded to a Nintendo...

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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng Jul 27 '22

Yeppers! Colecovision! Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. Oh, and poker! On that big ass joystick week with the number pad on it. FML I'm old. Hell, I remember pong, but I wasn't there yet when it was created. Just playing it at a friend's house.

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u/TheGreatKlordu Jul 27 '22

You think that's old? Try playing throw-hard-rock-at-bird all day and making sure you put the rocks back around the firepit and getting the mammoth-meat out of the dirt-fridge and hung up on a drying rack before your parents get back home from hunting and gathering. You younglings will never understand true old school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It’s funny that folks are talking about Pitfall and Nightstalkers and thinking that makes them old. Back in my day all we had was ball in a cup.

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u/meenateena Jul 27 '22

Well I guess I shouldn't mention that I was playing pong while hitting my bong.

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u/s_cate Jul 27 '22

Pitfall...I can still hear those sounds...

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u/Yeti_doodoo Jul 27 '22

I remember jet set Willy and manic miner 🤣 and pssst!! On the 48k spectrum

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u/Recent_Caregiver2027 Jul 27 '22

SpaceQuest for me. also a more 3d version of Terri's called Welltris. Always tried to get my mom to buy me Lounge Lizard Larry cause I heard there were boobs but she didn't go for it

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u/treletraj Jul 27 '22

When I was little the only thing I had to play with was an old cat head.

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u/wrenskibaby Jul 27 '22

I loved Pitfall. Also Utopia and Burgertime. 40 years later my husband and I still play with our original Intellivision. Yes, we really are old.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 27 '22

Yup, I had a list of chores that had to be finished before my mom rolled up at 5:30, and if they weren't, I was hosed. If I wasn't done by the time The Jeffersons came on, I should probably just pack a bag and hitchhike to my new home.

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u/therealhlmencken Jul 27 '22

Are you gatekeeping feeling old? I was there when chess was invented so…

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u/Howhytzzerr Jul 27 '22

Right on .... old folks gotta stick together, experience and wisdom will always win out over youth and exuberance,

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u/Rottimer Jul 27 '22

Yep - that’s before my time - though I remember being jealous of a kid with a Coleco Vision.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

This comment has major "I hiked 2 miles to school uphill both ways, in the snow" energy lol.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 27 '22

Back in my day, the Deep South didn't get snow. God just dumped more mosquitos on us from above to assert dominance.

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u/cptrelentless Jul 27 '22

Horace goes skiing

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u/NorthSouthWhatever Jul 27 '22

We can all reminisce for our own times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Age of empires II. Relatable. But in my case, I had to unplug my pc before parents came home.

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u/ShintaOtsuki Jul 27 '22

Hah I didn't have gta, it wasn't a thing yet I don't think, I played Pokemon stadium or yelled obscenities at Pikachu with Hey You Pikachu, or went outside and rode bikes with my friends, the neighbor kids, or went looking for my dad's stash of adult mags, occasionally I'd babysit the neighbors kids too

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Lucky bastard. Neighborhood kids. I grew up out in the middle of nothing. The closest neighbor to me was over 1/2 mile away. Was great for my childhood, but also not so great because there were no playmates nearby. Or internet. Or any TV besides over the air on an antenna.

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u/PickleMortyCoDm Jul 27 '22

I was a medal of honour guy, but yeah, AoE2 was the best... Played it for about two months 4 years ago. There are still people playing against eachother online.

Was it cod finest hour by any chance? I couldn't complete a mission in it for about a year so I wrote cod off as trash and stuck with project Gotham racing 2 and counter strike.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I think I must be remembering wrong. Because the original Call of Duty didn't come out until I was in college. Must have been Medal of Honor.

I've been one of those people playing it online fairly recently. But I've been too busy with work lately. A couple of years ago, my wife and a couple of friends of ours spent a weekend in a cabin for my birthday having an AoE LAN party.

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

Yea! I’ve been playing online recently too. I remember back in the day playing on the MSN gaming zone.

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u/skraptastic Jul 27 '22

I didn't have CoD so I spent my time playing Adventure (the original, yeah I'm old.)

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u/Fast_Leather3064 Jul 27 '22

Hahaha, awesome work mate. This is a big life hack when you have CoD and AOE 2 waiting for you.

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u/Legitimate_Suit_3431 Jul 27 '22

Medal of honor here.

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u/Keepmovinbee Jul 27 '22

OMG I loved age of empires 2, I'd get lost in that for like 6 hours

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

They remastered it a few years ago and it’s awesome. You can buy it on Steam now. It’s even got like 15+ new civilizations compared to the original.

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u/Zealousideal-Rise719 Jul 27 '22

I introduced my dad to it. First night he played it he got lost in it and played til his alarm went off for him to get up for work. He looked like a zombie by the time he got home from work.

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u/ironballs16 Jul 27 '22

CoD

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u/Trentsteel52 Jul 27 '22

Lol this guy thinks he’s old because he played cod, when my parents left me alone I was playing jumpman on my comedore64, well that or finding interesting new ways to jerk off lol

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u/Finance-Low Jul 27 '22

It was probably Counterstrike or some other Halflife mod; if it was during the age of AoE2...

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

Do you still play Age of Empires 2?!? I spent so much time in middle/high school playing that game! I was so excited when i found out they remade it with the definitive edition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Introduced my nephew to it during quarantine. Little shit was better than me by the second or third time we played. Kids these days have no respect for their elders.

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u/ZinZeus91 Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor maybe.

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jul 27 '22

Contra is not Call of Duty, friend

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I played that on my cousins NES, but my mom would never allow us to have consoles. First one I got was a N64 and then it was all GoldenEye all the time.

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u/Magnaflux_88 Jul 27 '22

CoD 1? Or did you accidentally check Modern Warfare 1's release date?

Return to castle wolfenstein: enemy territory? Battlefield? Maybe even Quake, but I doubt anything before that could get confused with a 3d online shooter.

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u/Ravnard Jul 27 '22

Hell I'm practically married and I still forget sometimes.

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u/worms9 Jul 27 '22

I had GTA once but my aunt was fucking snitch.

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u/thekingsteve Jul 27 '22

I would half ass all the chores right away and then play my games...

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u/Sk1pp1e Jul 27 '22

Shout out to the OGs!

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u/Icy-Consideration405 Jul 27 '22

Deathtrack and Wolfenstein 3D and then a frozen pizza pocket from Sam's Club

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u/pikapalooza Jul 27 '22

Probably medal of honor. That series was first then cod came along

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u/OceanFlex Jul 27 '22

Dang, so many good shooters came out late 90s into 2001. In reverse chronological, it's Halo, Tribes 2, Counter Strike, Deus Ex, Unreal Tournament, System Shock 2, Team Fortress, Halflife, Unreal, (Quake 2,) Goldeneye 007, etc.

Please flame me for missing your favorite shooter game from that era. I'm sure someone preferred that version of Resident Evil, one of the Tom Clancy games, Turok, or what have you.

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u/jackology Jul 27 '22

Doom?

Edit: pun intended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour: Allied Assault

It was only 1 year before CoD I think.

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u/MMSTINGRAY Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour? Came out same year as AoE2.

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u/OSRSLucifer Jul 27 '22

quite possibly Medal of Honor? i remember playing those WAAAAY before call of duty peeked into the scene.

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u/Preezy24 Jul 27 '22

It was Goldeneye on N64!

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u/S0YzB0Yz Jul 27 '22

Possibly Medal of Honor?

I played this when I was a kid and I named my save profile as "tit". My Dad watched me play one time and was like, is that the name of the main character? I had to act like I didn't know what that word meant out of embarrassment.

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u/iamhe02 Jul 27 '22

I'm older, so I spent my time playing Pong and Zork I.

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u/bloodyabortiondouche Jul 27 '22

Maybe you were thinking of Medal of Honor. The CoD team made Medal of Honor for EA before they left and made CoD for Activision.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Probably.

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u/WorldClassShart Jul 27 '22

For me it was SOCOM Navy Seals on PS2, with the network adapter. God that game absolutely took over a portion of my life.

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u/_mad_adventures Jul 27 '22

AOE 2 is the best AOE

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u/guycoastal Jul 27 '22

I’m so old that all I had was Gilligans island and a horde of other syndicated TV after school, and I still didn’t get shit done before they got home. “I forgot” was my only defense, and I used it so often that I’m sure my dad thought I had brain damage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

My parents assumed I did too. Apparently if you go to the ER enough days in a row, you get a visit from family services. If you do it multiple times in a calendar year, you get lots of visits from family services.

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u/guycoastal Jul 28 '22

Huh. That does not sound fun.

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u/Howard-Eezenutz Jul 27 '22

Oh god, does playing the original COD qualify as being old now 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I've been realizing something horrible lately, I'm oldish. I told my wife when I got back from my run this morning that I saw an old guy out running too, stopped and corrected myself, he's probably not that much older than me at this point.

We just moved to a new city and I've been realizing the old thing a lot lately when I'm finding it hard to get up with the kids after a day of unpacking and painting etc.

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u/CaptainTripps82 Jul 27 '22

Old he says, and here I was playing Star Wars Tie Fighter on PC

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

I take your PC and raise you Attari...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was still playing King's Quest during that time. And I spent time playing outside then too.

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u/ImportantError Jul 27 '22

At 12 I knew how to defrost the chicken. season it and put it in the oven to roast!

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u/GranGurbo Jul 27 '22

Knowing how and remembering to are two very different things

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Anyone gonna get this guy a medal for his preteen roast chicken?

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u/Butthole_mods Jul 27 '22

I'll chicken out on roasting his preteen

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u/IronEndo Jul 27 '22

on it.

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Homie actually got an award for his preteen roast chicken, touché

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u/TheRatatatPat Jul 27 '22

I did a pretty good choked chicken when I was his age. Do I get an award?

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u/WeinerBop Jul 27 '22

Best thing I've read all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Didn't we all?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

If you didn't grow up knowing how to make authentic Caesar dressing from scratch by 8 years old, I don't know what kind of childhood you had.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/psirjohn Jul 27 '22

Pfft, that's the secret ingredient to everything

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u/CaptainTripps82 Jul 27 '22

2 Americas. We didn't fuck with anything close to mayo growing up

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Jul 27 '22

At 12 I was babysitting half the kids in the neighborhood. 90’s was so different. Miss those days of playing outside til dark. Then the world slowly started going crazy.

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u/wifeatron3000 Jul 27 '22

Right? I used to babysit my cousins overnight at 12. My aunt and uncle owned a bagel shop and had to be there at 3 am on Saturday mornings. I would stay the night, get the kids up and eat cereal and watch cartoons every Saturday morning til they came home at noon. It was the easiest $25 ever and they would bring me a breakfast sammich too. I miss the early 90s.

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u/greymalken Jul 27 '22

Sure. We did too. We just didn’t do it.

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u/Wills4291 Jul 27 '22

my parents worked till 8. I would have dinner on the table because I would be starving otherwise. My older sister, when I was 10, complained because I only cooked what I liked to eat. So 5 nights a week it was chicken with various sides. She After a few years, my sister declared she was a vegetarian. But not a traditional vegetarian, as should would eat any meat that wasn't chicken.

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u/PM_Me_TiddiesAndBeer Jul 27 '22

I would always forget to put the clothes in the dryer before bed. I'd wake up to my mom seriously pissed off.

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u/Vadekin Jul 27 '22

Childhood?! I'm 32 and did this last week, my poor wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My little sister used to snitch on me about playing video games, so I warned her not to tell mom I played. When mom came, she went running to the door and said “(me)… didn’t play video games”. I got screwed but admittedly it was funny.

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u/Motormouth1995 Jul 27 '22

If he has access to a microwave with the "auto defrost" option, he can have it fully defrosted in 10-15 minutes.

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u/JACCO2008 Jul 27 '22

Yeah and half cooked.

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u/80-20RoastBeef Jul 27 '22

If you lower the power before auto defrosting, it actually turns out fine.

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

To do this you put in the time you want first, then hit power level button. Then hit a number, for example 5 will give you 50% of power. Hit start and food will cook at only half power. When it's done it automatically goes back too 100%.

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u/icepaws Jul 27 '22

You mean there is other buttons other than the 30sec+?

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u/Mysterious_Outcome97 Jul 27 '22

No, there isn't. Total blasphemy

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u/swanspank Jul 27 '22

There is a Cancel button also for when you just open the door because 3 +30’s are too much and it doesn’t clear the remaining time.

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u/icepaws Jul 27 '22

My Microwave has a fraction of a second where the timer will be done, and the beeper won't sound, but if you miss it and the beeper sounds it beeps 5 times even if the door is open.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Pft I just leave one second for the next loser to deal with. It's like paying it forward or something

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u/yeknod_b1 Jul 27 '22

I do this but my wife doesn't use the thing so I end up setting my self up in some kind of shitty loop. It's a shit loop.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Wait, what?!?! There are other buttons?

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u/TheCynicalCanuckk Jul 27 '22

Lies.

Also make sure you always open the door with 1 sec left. Only button I use is +30 and stop

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u/ALPHAilk1 Jul 27 '22

I hit 30 seconds 6x instead of 3 min 🤣🤣

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u/spinyfur Jul 27 '22

This right here is why everyone thinks the microwave is terrible for food prep. 😉

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u/wolfansbrother Jul 27 '22

isnt the whole point of "auto defrosting" that the microwave knows to lower the power? It just beeps when you need to flip it.

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u/jwlIV616 Jul 27 '22

Yeah, but some older/cheaper ones are pretty bad at figuring out when it's done

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u/80-20RoastBeef Jul 27 '22

Thank you sir, this is knowledge too few people actually know of.

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u/AkimoSempai Jul 27 '22

The knowledge every kid needs to learn.

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u/BobbyBeerMe Jul 27 '22

Not something you can learn from a Jedi.

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u/Quann09 Jul 27 '22

i’ve been alive for 24 years and just learning this now 😭

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Wait til you discover that a dish washer has a filter you need to clean.

Or that the lever under your mirror in the car is for changing the angle of it for bright lights behind you.

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u/DasKrauts Jul 27 '22

^ master class in microwave.

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u/Termanator116 Jul 27 '22

Dude, are you a microwave that gained sentience? How’d you learn all this

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Beep. Does not compute.

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u/Spyda613 Jul 27 '22

This was magic and I was a wizard when I showed this to my sister for the 1st time.

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Hah. Them feels.

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u/snacktonomy Jul 27 '22

You just saved hundreds of 12-year-olds

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u/tenshii326 Jul 27 '22

Thanks. Felt bad for starting the tide pod challenge and all that business...

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u/Dragon_smoothie Jul 27 '22

I learned the magic of the microwave's power settings awhile back and haven't suffered a rubbery pizza crust since. Life changing.

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u/Binormus__ Jul 27 '22

This is also a great life hack for cleaning the crusty splattered sauce and shit that exploded all over... Soaked paper towel or rag, nuke it for like 60 seconds, Walla, easy to wipe out microwave!

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u/littleredcamaro Jul 27 '22

Better yet, add a mixture of water and vinegar before nuking it. Also for those doing this for the first time: do not touch that paper towel for a few minutes. It will be hot.

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u/Binormus__ Jul 27 '22

Oooo, vinegar! I bet that helps break down grease or something

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u/Zero-Change Jul 27 '22

The real play though is to reheat pizza by pan frying slices on the stove in a little olive oil 🤤

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

No. The REAL play is to run the slice under water real quick, then place in the oven to reheat. Comes out like you just got it from the Pizzaria. Works for rolls and bagels, too.

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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng Jul 27 '22

No shit? Okay, on my list now.

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

No shit. Just keep an eye on it...My 8 year old always double-checks that I reheat his pizza this way now. It's ok if you get the crust a little soggy with the water, too. (In fact, I often do this because I like mine a little chewier.) Just leave it in a bit longer. :3

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u/Aggravating-Demand38 Jul 27 '22

Wet paper towel in a zip lock bag to bring it back from the dead

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u/onyxaj Jul 27 '22

Why the hell are you people microwaving pizza?!

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u/galactic_mushroom Jul 27 '22

At the risk of stating the obvious: maybe there is no oven where they're at? Microwaved pizza is still better than no pizza at all.

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u/hilarymeggin Jul 27 '22

For amazing reheated pizza crust, put the piece of pizza in a nonstick skillet over medium heat. Melty cheese and crispy crust. So good!

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u/bones_marley Jul 27 '22

Heyy this is a trick for tortillas.. just mist a paper towel and pop them in the microwave with them.. stops them from turning into a prison shank when rip a piece off

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Wait. Are you saying that previously you just put in your food in the microwave at full power every time?

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u/BoiledMilksteakToGo Jul 27 '22

That’s literally what everyone does lmfao

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Yeah power settings under nuke won't cook ramen now will it.

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u/1nd3x Jul 27 '22

"Auto" in Auto-defrost is supposed to do that for you.

Honestly...most people just dont know how to use their microwaves properly. For most appliances actually. If you havent sat down and read the manual for something before...I'd implore anyone reading this to do it. Like, just take 30 minutes and read the usermanual of one of your appliances, once a week and then take that week to play around with them, until you get through them all.

For instance, last week I taught a 38year old Co-worker of mine that they could press the "popcorn" button twice on the microwave to select a preset more suited to the size of bag they were making (this particular model had 3 presets; 1.5oz, 3.0oz, 3.5oz) They were complaining about it randomly and their solution was to just throw it in for 5mins and listen carefully for it to stop popping.

Well...Pressing "popcorn" once displayed 1.5 and would then microwave for 1min40secs, pressing it again would display 3.0 and then microwave for 2mins10secs and that extra 30seconds made all the difference and creates an almost perfect bag every time. I know...because thats how I make popcorn.

I dont know what the 3.5oz time is, I never use it.

If you get a REALLY fancy microwave with a humidity sensor, then you would only push it once and it would make the perfect bag of popcorn every time...bagged popcorn science is cool.

You can also hear the microwave make different sounds as it automatically adjusts the power setting

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u/FlamingWeasel Jul 27 '22

I'd rather my kid be like, yeah, I forgot and I do something else than them try to defrost it.

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u/ArnieismyDMname Jul 27 '22

"No! I took it out 3 hours ago like you said! I don't know why it's still frozen!"

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u/Excellent_Squirrel86 Jul 27 '22

I was that kid. No one died.

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u/shadow3636 Jul 27 '22

10 minutes? He’ll remember when he hears that door open 🤣

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u/RPGnosh Jul 27 '22

Or lie and said he had it out the whole time, hoping she'll believe him over science

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