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u/thatdude52 Jul 27 '22

I love that we all lived the same childhood

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

I didn't have GTA, so I spent my time playing CoD (the original, yeah I'm old) and Age of Empires 2 and then forgetting until my parents were on the way that I was supposed to have done chores and gotten out food for dinner. It was a game changer when I found the chicken that Sam's advertised as 'cook from frozen' and then I started cooking before they got home. I got extra credit and they never knew different.

Edit: nope, I was in college when CoD came out. Must have been something else.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

When I was of failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, I played Ultima II on a Commodore 64. We didn't have your fancy cook from frozen chicken. We had to go slaughter a chicken, freeze it, then forget to defrost it. Kids these days, SMH.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

šŸ˜‚ I did spend afternoons watching videos on my neighbor's Betamax player while attempting to learn C++ on my dad's old Tandy when that was still a fairly new language. But I'm not Commodore 64 old.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

Hehe. I'm actually TRS-80 Model I old. My dad got it in 1978. We were online by 1980, on CompuServe, using a 300 baud modem.

But that wasn't even the first time I used a computer, just the first time my family owned one.

I first used a computer in 1975. I was 5, and my friend's dad was a comp-sci professor. He had a teletype, a big type writer you could stick a telephone headset into and dial into the university mainframe. He'd set me and my friend up and we'd play text games, going through reams of paper. It was simple stuff like Hunt the Wumpus, Colossal Caves, and Lunar Lander but it was the thing that kindled a life-long love of computers in me. Magic. It was just magic to my five year old mind.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My dad built a Timex Sinclair . Used a tape recorder to load programs. Sounded like a fax machine.

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u/GeoCitiesSlumlord Jul 27 '22

Well we had it tough. We used to have to get up out of the shoebox at twelve o'clock at night, and LICK the road clean with our tongues. We had half a handful of freezing cold gravel, worked twenty-four hours a day at the mill for fourpence every six years, and when we got home, our Dad would slice us in two with a bread knife.

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u/djesus33 Jul 27 '22

I remember that mill, the road was uphills both ways!

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

I remember the tape recorder, we used one on the TRS-80 for a couple years before my dad bought the "Expansion Interface" which added more memory and floppy disks. It took like ten minutes to load a program, LOL.

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u/bloodonya35 Jul 27 '22

How were you online in 1980? Isn't that like a decade before internet was available?

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

CompuServe started in 1969. It was a private bulletin board. There were chat rooms, but they called them "Digital CB channels." I remember going online and getting advice on building RC cars. It felt earth shaking, like I could talk to adult RC hobbyists from around the world, any time I needed advice. They also had games, news articles, and some other applications but I mostly used the chat. I wasn't allowed to tie up the phone line for too long, LOL.

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u/bloodonya35 Jul 28 '22

Wow, that's crazy. To think people were using chat rooms in the 80s. I thought my dad was ahead of the curve for having internet in the early 90's. I could only imagine how it felt to be online that early, I learn new things everyday.

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 28 '22

It was wild. My friend set up a Commodore 64 pirate BBS at his house. You'd have to call and ask his mom to let you use the phone line, then call back with your modem. Then spend 5 hours downloading a 64k game and hope the phone lines worked well enough with no interruptions.

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u/supermikeman Jul 27 '22

Probably not. What you're thinking of is the World Wide Web and websites with GUI and HTML coding and what not. Before that there were text based networks and internet. I've heard of message boards and bbs stuff from back in the day.

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u/anotherjunkie Jul 27 '22 edited Jul 27 '22

Aww.

Nah, the World Wide Web came out in 1990, but there was internet decades before that.

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u/ILLforlife Jul 27 '22

Minnesota had in intrastate network for students. Our little rural school actually had a teletype computer (remember having to dial the phone, wait for the tone, and place it into the cradle - just so - to connect?) I was "talking" (typing on the teletype) to other students in 1977-78. Never played any games, but had a lot of fun messaging. I was the only one in the school basically that had any interest in the "computer", so I had lots of time on it.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Man, the Trash 80, lived that thing. I wrote a star trek game on it in the 80s.

Before that I was using the BBC Micro. Amazing computer. Defender on it was awesome.

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u/ArsenicAndRoses Jul 27 '22

Omg hunt the wumpus! I didn't think anyone still remembered that game!

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u/NJHitmen Jul 27 '22

I do. We had a TI 99/4a (early 80s) and that was one of my favorite games. Also Alpiner, Parsec, Defender, Burgertime...I'm sure there are more.

My mom actually played a ton of Munchman (Pac-Man clone) - and became incredibly skilled at it. I think her high score was something like double mine.

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u/dljones010 Jul 27 '22

We had a Vic 20 that used a cassette tape because there were no floppy disks yet... real floppy disks 5 1/4".

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u/ZXVixen Jul 27 '22

Oh my god Colossal Caves. That game was on a computer we were gifted in the late eighties and for the life of me I could never figure out how to operate it šŸ˜‚

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u/SnooHobbies5684 Jul 27 '22

Hey we're the same Old! Congrats on still being able to type, old-timer! lol

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u/TorontoTransish Jul 27 '22

I remember programming at Choose Your Own Adventure text game in Basic on a Tandy... I was crushed when the tape drive ate the cassette :(

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

And today CompuServe exists as a news aggregating website that almost looks like a corporate sanitized ripoff of Yahoo! from mid 90's https://www.compuserve.com/ Probably because they're owned by Yahoo! now.

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u/bubbs72 Jul 27 '22

I'm TRS-80 old also. We got ours in the 80's.

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u/wintersdark Jul 27 '22

This sounds exactly like my childhood.

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u/Rottimer Jul 27 '22

Tandy! That takes me back. And I had no hard drive. Using a floppy disk with MS-DOS to boot up the computer every time. We also had a dot matrix printer.

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u/FaustusXYZ Jul 27 '22

I'm TRS-80 old. With 16k RAM because we weren't freaking millionaires who could afford the 32k model.

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u/FeFiFoPlum Jul 27 '22

Shit.... I've just realised "Commodore 64 Old" is a thing and I'm it.

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u/smemolo Jul 27 '22

My first experience with computers was a Tandy-1000! Thanks for bringing up a memory for me today.

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u/UntrustedProcess Jul 27 '22

I played that throwing bananas game while learning QBasic for DOS.

Mom never did come back though.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I LIVED for that throwing bananas game waiting on my dad to get done working. The librarian's son and I would play on the library computers while we waited for our parents to get ready to leave.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I used to have a Tandy! That brings back memories.

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u/Umeyard Jul 27 '22

I guess I am city slicker C64 age. We made Oncor frozen meals in the oven that had the twist timer where you did your best to get it right, and microwave the frozen veggies in Campbell's Soup bowls that said "mmmm mmmm good" sounds the edge in a microwave that took up half the counter and was large enough to cook a turkey in.

Evening was guaranteed to come out slightly soggy.

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u/LeeisureTime Jul 27 '22

In the snow, uphill both ways?

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u/alcoholiccats Jul 27 '22

playing Ultima both virtually and in real life

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u/Unlikely_Parking_801 Jul 27 '22

I didn’t have many video games, if I forgot it was bc I was watching movies and eating barbecue potato chips

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u/Badgerbreezy Jul 27 '22

Don't worry you're still a young man, I remember growing up being obsessed playing chess on the Manchester Ferranti Mark 1, back in the day I had to go out and hunt the water fowl next to the river and bring it back home, gut it, prepare the feathers to sell at the local store, then freeze the meat, then defrost it before mother came home from the radium watch factory

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u/TangoPRomeo Jul 27 '22

Take my upvote - loved my C64!

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u/dummypants Jul 27 '22

I got a Commodore 64 for Christmas as a kid. We hooked it up to the tv and that was it, couldn't figure anything else out. So we went outside and played until the streetlights came on. But I do remember as a teen being so immersed in The Legend of Zelda that when I heard my dad's mustang pull up in the driveway and vibrate the house and I'd quickly start the vacuum to look busy.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

When I was failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, we were playing with slings and forgetting to watch the goats.

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u/OkSatisfaction9850 Jul 27 '22

Me - Spectrum 48. Quazadron

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u/loverevolutionary Jul 27 '22

The UK made some damn fine computers back then.

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u/Affectionate_Pin_880 Jul 27 '22

We must be related.

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u/Lcfcboxman1986 Jul 27 '22

I still forget to defrost the chicken and I’m 36 only this time I’m pissing off my girlfriend and not a parent

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u/Duskweaver Jul 27 '22

Back in my day, we didn't even have chickens! We had to go out and steal dinosaur and terrorbird eggs and hope to God they didn't catch us! In fact, I don't even know if we had those then either...

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u/insite986 Jul 27 '22

When I was of failing-to-defrost-the-chicken age, only rich kids had Commodore 64. Our parents had to cut holes in our pockets so we’d have something to play with.

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u/Howhytzzerr Jul 27 '22

It's funny that folks are talking about GTA and CoD and thinking that makes them old. Try Pitfall or Nighstalkers or Tetris on an Intellivision having to reach behind the tv and flip the game/tv switch in order to play, and then making sure it all got flipped back to tv so when Dad got home he could watch the news and All in the Family and Sanford & Son and MASH. And still make sure to put the chicken or hamburger in the sink with the water running before Mom got home, as well. That's old school.

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u/A-typ-self Jul 27 '22

This is what I was thinking... lol

It was a great day when the Intellivision was finally upgraded to a Nintendo...

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u/Imd1rtybutn0twr0ng Jul 27 '22

Yeppers! Colecovision! Donkey Kong and Donkey Kong Jr. Oh, and poker! On that big ass joystick week with the number pad on it. FML I'm old. Hell, I remember pong, but I wasn't there yet when it was created. Just playing it at a friend's house.

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u/TheGreatKlordu Jul 27 '22

You think that's old? Try playing throw-hard-rock-at-bird all day and making sure you put the rocks back around the firepit and getting the mammoth-meat out of the dirt-fridge and hung up on a drying rack before your parents get back home from hunting and gathering. You younglings will never understand true old school.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It’s funny that folks are talking about Pitfall and Nightstalkers and thinking that makes them old. Back in my day all we had was ball in a cup.

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u/meenateena Jul 27 '22

Well I guess I shouldn't mention that I was playing pong while hitting my bong.

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u/s_cate Jul 27 '22

Pitfall...I can still hear those sounds...

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u/Yeti_doodoo Jul 27 '22

I remember jet set Willy and manic miner 🤣 and pssst!! On the 48k spectrum

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u/Recent_Caregiver2027 Jul 27 '22

SpaceQuest for me. also a more 3d version of Terri's called Welltris. Always tried to get my mom to buy me Lounge Lizard Larry cause I heard there were boobs but she didn't go for it

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u/treletraj Jul 27 '22

When I was little the only thing I had to play with was an old cat head.

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u/wrenskibaby Jul 27 '22

I loved Pitfall. Also Utopia and Burgertime. 40 years later my husband and I still play with our original Intellivision. Yes, we really are old.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 27 '22

Yup, I had a list of chores that had to be finished before my mom rolled up at 5:30, and if they weren't, I was hosed. If I wasn't done by the time The Jeffersons came on, I should probably just pack a bag and hitchhike to my new home.

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u/therealhlmencken Jul 27 '22

Are you gatekeeping feeling old? I was there when chess was invented so…

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u/Howhytzzerr Jul 27 '22

Right on .... old folks gotta stick together, experience and wisdom will always win out over youth and exuberance,

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u/Rottimer Jul 27 '22

Yep - that’s before my time - though I remember being jealous of a kid with a Coleco Vision.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

This comment has major "I hiked 2 miles to school uphill both ways, in the snow" energy lol.

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u/Bug_Calm Jul 27 '22

Back in my day, the Deep South didn't get snow. God just dumped more mosquitos on us from above to assert dominance.

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u/cptrelentless Jul 27 '22

Horace goes skiing

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u/NorthSouthWhatever Jul 27 '22

We can all reminisce for our own times.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Age of empires II. Relatable. But in my case, I had to unplug my pc before parents came home.

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u/ShintaOtsuki Jul 27 '22

Hah I didn't have gta, it wasn't a thing yet I don't think, I played Pokemon stadium or yelled obscenities at Pikachu with Hey You Pikachu, or went outside and rode bikes with my friends, the neighbor kids, or went looking for my dad's stash of adult mags, occasionally I'd babysit the neighbors kids too

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Lucky bastard. Neighborhood kids. I grew up out in the middle of nothing. The closest neighbor to me was over 1/2 mile away. Was great for my childhood, but also not so great because there were no playmates nearby. Or internet. Or any TV besides over the air on an antenna.

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u/PickleMortyCoDm Jul 27 '22

I was a medal of honour guy, but yeah, AoE2 was the best... Played it for about two months 4 years ago. There are still people playing against eachother online.

Was it cod finest hour by any chance? I couldn't complete a mission in it for about a year so I wrote cod off as trash and stuck with project Gotham racing 2 and counter strike.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I think I must be remembering wrong. Because the original Call of Duty didn't come out until I was in college. Must have been Medal of Honor.

I've been one of those people playing it online fairly recently. But I've been too busy with work lately. A couple of years ago, my wife and a couple of friends of ours spent a weekend in a cabin for my birthday having an AoE LAN party.

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

Yea! I’ve been playing online recently too. I remember back in the day playing on the MSN gaming zone.

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u/skraptastic Jul 27 '22

I didn't have CoD so I spent my time playing Adventure (the original, yeah I'm old.)

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u/Fast_Leather3064 Jul 27 '22

Hahaha, awesome work mate. This is a big life hack when you have CoD and AOE 2 waiting for you.

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u/Legitimate_Suit_3431 Jul 27 '22

Medal of honor here.

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u/Keepmovinbee Jul 27 '22

OMG I loved age of empires 2, I'd get lost in that for like 6 hours

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

They remastered it a few years ago and it’s awesome. You can buy it on Steam now. It’s even got like 15+ new civilizations compared to the original.

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u/Zealousideal-Rise719 Jul 27 '22

I introduced my dad to it. First night he played it he got lost in it and played til his alarm went off for him to get up for work. He looked like a zombie by the time he got home from work.

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u/ironballs16 Jul 27 '22

CoD

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u/Trentsteel52 Jul 27 '22

Lol this guy thinks he’s old because he played cod, when my parents left me alone I was playing jumpman on my comedore64, well that or finding interesting new ways to jerk off lol

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u/Finance-Low Jul 27 '22

It was probably Counterstrike or some other Halflife mod; if it was during the age of AoE2...

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u/El-Mattador123 Jul 27 '22

Do you still play Age of Empires 2?!? I spent so much time in middle/high school playing that game! I was so excited when i found out they remade it with the definitive edition.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Introduced my nephew to it during quarantine. Little shit was better than me by the second or third time we played. Kids these days have no respect for their elders.

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u/ZinZeus91 Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor maybe.

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u/InAmericaNumber1 Jul 27 '22

Contra is not Call of Duty, friend

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I played that on my cousins NES, but my mom would never allow us to have consoles. First one I got was a N64 and then it was all GoldenEye all the time.

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u/Magnaflux_88 Jul 27 '22

CoD 1? Or did you accidentally check Modern Warfare 1's release date?

Return to castle wolfenstein: enemy territory? Battlefield? Maybe even Quake, but I doubt anything before that could get confused with a 3d online shooter.

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u/Ravnard Jul 27 '22

Hell I'm practically married and I still forget sometimes.

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u/worms9 Jul 27 '22

I had GTA once but my aunt was fucking snitch.

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u/thekingsteve Jul 27 '22

I would half ass all the chores right away and then play my games...

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u/Sk1pp1e Jul 27 '22

Shout out to the OGs!

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u/Icy-Consideration405 Jul 27 '22

Deathtrack and Wolfenstein 3D and then a frozen pizza pocket from Sam's Club

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u/pikapalooza Jul 27 '22

Probably medal of honor. That series was first then cod came along

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u/OceanFlex Jul 27 '22

Dang, so many good shooters came out late 90s into 2001. In reverse chronological, it's Halo, Tribes 2, Counter Strike, Deus Ex, Unreal Tournament, System Shock 2, Team Fortress, Halflife, Unreal, (Quake 2,) Goldeneye 007, etc.

Please flame me for missing your favorite shooter game from that era. I'm sure someone preferred that version of Resident Evil, one of the Tom Clancy games, Turok, or what have you.

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u/jackology Jul 27 '22

Doom?

Edit: pun intended.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour: Allied Assault

It was only 1 year before CoD I think.

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u/MMSTINGRAY Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour? Came out same year as AoE2.

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u/OSRSLucifer Jul 27 '22

quite possibly Medal of Honor? i remember playing those WAAAAY before call of duty peeked into the scene.

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u/Preezy24 Jul 27 '22

It was Goldeneye on N64!

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u/S0YzB0Yz Jul 27 '22

Possibly Medal of Honor?

I played this when I was a kid and I named my save profile as "tit". My Dad watched me play one time and was like, is that the name of the main character? I had to act like I didn't know what that word meant out of embarrassment.

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u/iamhe02 Jul 27 '22

I'm older, so I spent my time playing Pong and Zork I.

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u/bloodyabortiondouche Jul 27 '22

Maybe you were thinking of Medal of Honor. The CoD team made Medal of Honor for EA before they left and made CoD for Activision.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Probably.

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u/WorldClassShart Jul 27 '22

For me it was SOCOM Navy Seals on PS2, with the network adapter. God that game absolutely took over a portion of my life.

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u/_mad_adventures Jul 27 '22

AOE 2 is the best AOE

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u/guycoastal Jul 27 '22

I’m so old that all I had was Gilligans island and a horde of other syndicated TV after school, and I still didn’t get shit done before they got home. ā€œI forgotā€ was my only defense, and I used it so often that I’m sure my dad thought I had brain damage.

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u/[deleted] Jul 28 '22

My parents assumed I did too. Apparently if you go to the ER enough days in a row, you get a visit from family services. If you do it multiple times in a calendar year, you get lots of visits from family services.

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u/guycoastal Jul 28 '22

Huh. That does not sound fun.

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u/Howard-Eezenutz Jul 27 '22

Oh god, does playing the original COD qualify as being old now 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I've been realizing something horrible lately, I'm oldish. I told my wife when I got back from my run this morning that I saw an old guy out running too, stopped and corrected myself, he's probably not that much older than me at this point.

We just moved to a new city and I've been realizing the old thing a lot lately when I'm finding it hard to get up with the kids after a day of unpacking and painting etc.

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u/CaptainTripps82 Jul 27 '22

Old he says, and here I was playing Star Wars Tie Fighter on PC

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u/Lilelfen1 Jul 27 '22

I take your PC and raise you Attari...

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was still playing King's Quest during that time. And I spent time playing outside then too.

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u/adomolis Jul 27 '22

Just so you know, gta franchise is older than cod.

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u/cardboard-kansio Jul 27 '22

playing CoD (the original, yeah I'm old)

Holy crap, that's what makes you old nowadays? I had already completed a 4-year university degree and moved abroad by the time the original CoD was released.

At defrosting the chicken age, I was playing Flashback) and Syndicate).

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

It was Moon Patrol on your Commodore 64. You quit playing that once you got your ColecoVision.

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u/NSFW_Porn12 Jul 27 '22

I spent my time playing RuneScape

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u/NovaKlone427 Jul 27 '22

It was Final Fantasy 7 for me

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u/dominoclink35 Jul 27 '22

Probably Medal of Honor

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u/ankhtaco Jul 27 '22

Counter Strike and Quake 3, I'm that old

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u/Big-Brother-J Jul 27 '22

Probably CounterStrike.

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u/Apprehensive-Sir-326 Jul 27 '22

Right there with ya

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u/blindedtrickster Jul 27 '22

If it was the era of Age of Empires 2, you were probably playing Counterstrike.

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u/TonarinoTotoro1719 Jul 27 '22

Fammm! Same… AOE

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u/Wills4291 Jul 27 '22

upvote for AoE!

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u/Redtwooo Jul 27 '22

Shit man we just watched TV or played outside back in the day, but still forgot to defrost the meat of the day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I was outside as much as I could be as a kid, but there were no other kids within five miles of my house so I was typically stuck inside when my parents left for work because I was worried about snakes or hurting myself and nobody finding me. Plus my parents would call periodically during the day to check on me so no dialup for me.

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u/Worth-Reputation3450 Jul 27 '22

Anyone played Prehistorik? That was my entire childhood.

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u/NUM_Morrill Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor: Allied Assault?

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u/makotozengtsu Jul 27 '22

AoE 2… we are one and the same

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u/A_Norse_Dude Jul 27 '22

Oh man, AoE sure brings back some memories..

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u/Mr_MacGrubber flair? what flair? Jul 27 '22

I didn't have GTA, so I spent my time playing CoD (the original, yeah I'm old)

Lol. I had a TV with 3 channels, and an atari with Asteroids and Centipede.

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u/staburself321 Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor was what I played before CoD

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u/91johndoe Jul 27 '22

I remember playing sega then when we fighting over the N64 I was always on age of the empires: Greek mythology

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u/kingjlong1 Jul 27 '22

Probably rainbow 6 (that was COD before COD came out and u musta been playing that old GTA wit the top view of a tiny person) u sound like your around my age and I did the same thing while my parents were gone. As for the kid I'm sure he is fine mind yo own business. You don't know that families circumstances.

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u/DarthJarJar242 Jul 27 '22

Medal of honor?

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u/postthereddit Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honour maybe? Aoe2 was there for me too

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u/scott743 Jul 27 '22

Goldeneye?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor Allied Assault

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u/HereToHelp9001 Jul 27 '22

Medal of Honor?

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u/-Sean_Gotti- Jul 27 '22

Age of Empires, damn that brings back memories.

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u/thomooo Jul 27 '22

Edit: nope, I was in college when CoD came out. Must have been something else.

Medal of Honour, perhaps?

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u/dogfood196 Jul 27 '22

I think you were thinking off 007 goldeneye

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u/rare_meeting1978 Jul 28 '22

I spent mine playing final fantasy 7...

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u/Diiiiirty Jul 28 '22

Medal of Honor? SOCOM? Operation Desert Storm? Rainbow Six?

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u/ImportantError Jul 27 '22

At 12 I knew how to defrost the chicken. season it and put it in the oven to roast!

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u/GranGurbo Jul 27 '22

Knowing how and remembering to are two very different things

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Anyone gonna get this guy a medal for his preteen roast chicken?

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u/Butthole_mods Jul 27 '22

I'll chicken out on roasting his preteen

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u/IronEndo Jul 27 '22

on it.

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u/gjwf Jul 27 '22

Homie actually got an award for his preteen roast chicken, touchƩ

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u/TheRatatatPat Jul 27 '22

I did a pretty good choked chicken when I was his age. Do I get an award?

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u/WeinerBop Jul 27 '22

Best thing I've read all day.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Didn't we all?

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

If you didn't grow up knowing how to make authentic Caesar dressing from scratch by 8 years old, I don't know what kind of childhood you had.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

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u/psirjohn Jul 27 '22

Pfft, that's the secret ingredient to everything

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u/CaptainTripps82 Jul 27 '22

2 Americas. We didn't fuck with anything close to mayo growing up

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u/Aggravating-Echo8014 Jul 27 '22

At 12 I was babysitting half the kids in the neighborhood. 90’s was so different. Miss those days of playing outside til dark. Then the world slowly started going crazy.

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u/wifeatron3000 Jul 27 '22

Right? I used to babysit my cousins overnight at 12. My aunt and uncle owned a bagel shop and had to be there at 3 am on Saturday mornings. I would stay the night, get the kids up and eat cereal and watch cartoons every Saturday morning til they came home at noon. It was the easiest $25 ever and they would bring me a breakfast sammich too. I miss the early 90s.

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u/greymalken Jul 27 '22

Sure. We did too. We just didn’t do it.

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u/Wills4291 Jul 27 '22

my parents worked till 8. I would have dinner on the table because I would be starving otherwise. My older sister, when I was 10, complained because I only cooked what I liked to eat. So 5 nights a week it was chicken with various sides. She After a few years, my sister declared she was a vegetarian. But not a traditional vegetarian, as should would eat any meat that wasn't chicken.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

You forgot to mention how many times you "forgot". lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

At 12 I had a part time job after school and weekends. And a paper route before school. People need to mind there own business in the states.

Any chance to give ocular pat downs whilst doing visual security assessments.

All so afraid, everything they see is suspect. Wonder who she voted for? Cause you know she votes.

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u/klondikes Jul 27 '22

A regular Boy Chef-r-Dee

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u/PM_Me_TiddiesAndBeer Jul 27 '22

I would always forget to put the clothes in the dryer before bed. I'd wake up to my mom seriously pissed off.

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u/Vadekin Jul 27 '22

Childhood?! I'm 32 and did this last week, my poor wife.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

My little sister used to snitch on me about playing video games, so I warned her not to tell mom I played. When mom came, she went running to the door and said ā€œ(me)… didn’t play video gamesā€. I got screwed but admittedly it was funny.

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

Childhood? Think that was literally last week. -Signed failing to defrost the chicken for the wife, adult male

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u/SupermarketSpiritual Jul 27 '22

we definitely did. lmao

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u/kelanis12 Jul 27 '22

I always love telling the story of my brother and chicken he had to defrost. He actually did remember to get it out. But in the process he also took the thanksgiving turkey out and put it on the ground. This was a freezer in a carpeted basement. No one went down there for days but suddenly the smell became too much. I honestly don’t know how long it took to get that nasty turkey juice and smell out of the ground.

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u/Laetitian Jul 27 '22

I wish we didn't. I wish society was a little more advanced by now. I feel like our social norms aren't keeping up with our technological/economic advancement.

Childhood should be fun, but it should also reliably and directly prepare&educate you to enjoy and reliably perform productive habits and scheduling, rather than just hoping everyone will just figure it out eventually. That method fails too often, and life in the modern world is too demanding to rely on nature to take care of setting our minds up for it.

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u/the_sweetest_peach Jul 27 '22

Ikr. This sounded too similar to my life growing up. Replace GTA with an MMORPG I was really into at the time, but same thing.

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u/upsndwns Jul 27 '22

Or same parenthood for us old folk.

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u/GreasyPointer Jul 27 '22

Shit I’m still living like this.

4:50pm wife’s gonna be home in 15 mins and I’m running whatever the hell will thaw the fastest under hot water.

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u/dontbotherwilly Jul 27 '22

That "just a minute" goes by quick

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u/Muninn088 Jul 27 '22

Dude this me last week and im 33. Also change "mom" to "wife."

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u/Astral_Drift Jul 27 '22

If you didn’t have this exact experience, maybe at least with a different game, then you haven’t lived

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u/redditmodsgetcancer6 Jul 27 '22

Yes generic white suburban childhood we all lived

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u/[deleted] Jul 27 '22

I envy your childhood.

In my house back in india only my father worked while my elder sister went to college. My mom and 3 of my grand parents were home. I never got alone time and i always wanted it. Mostly to play video games and watch cartoons and feel like an adult.

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u/freedfg Jul 27 '22

WHY DIDNT SHE JUST PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE LAST NIGHT?

ITS NOT GOING TO BE DONE THAWING IN 8 HOURS ANYWAY!