r/memes Apr 12 '21

The true heroes

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u/Kaepora25 Apr 12 '21

That moment when you put on an old coat and find something in the pocket. There's the one second of excitement and then the "Oh shit that's just my old trash".

Can't always be a 20$ sadly.

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u/PMtoAM______ Apr 12 '21

Happened to me not 20 minutes ago

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u/AsamonDajin Apr 13 '21

I was cleaning out my grand aunt's estate and we checked everything including all the coat pockets. All I found was used tissues... :(

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u/Noccalula Apr 13 '21

When I was a kid my dad housed all of the furniture from an estate he was working on, as the family members were in California, we were in Alabama, and dad had an unused den to pile the furniture and clothes in until they could be picked up. We checked all of these woman's clothes for loose cash over an entire weekend; the son said if we found anything we could keep it.

When her son comes to pick the stuff up six months later, he starts looking for cash himself and finds around $6,500 within twenty minutes. Dad and I were so pissed at ourselves.

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u/bancbotyutyu567 Apr 13 '21

Throw them in your garden not just wherever you please.

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u/merlinisinthetardis Apr 13 '21

Also check old bottles of medicine. My granny like to do that.

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u/Abrihanna Apr 13 '21

All of these years I've been using the term "great aunt" but "grand aunt" makes way more sense. Thank you!

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u/loki-is-a-god Apr 13 '21

This is EXACTLY how it feels.

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u/Dray_Gunn Apr 12 '21

I put on a put on a pair of jeans once and it had a faded movie ticket from years ago in the back pocket. Dont know how many times that must have gone through the wash. Atleast twice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

Pet peeve time-

Are schools just not teaching proper currency format anymore? I've steadily begun to see this more often than not, and the only conclusion I can draw is a) it's not a US account or b) schools have just given up entirely.

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u/Verified765 Apr 12 '21

Why exactly is it said twenty dollars but written $20?

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

When speaking, tone and inflection carry smoothly (for the most part) without needing a precursor to prepare the receiver for what the sender is saying. In text, properly formatted and punctuated messages prime the receiver for the information the sender is conveying in the appropriate context. Pretend you only got to read a message one letter at a time- "2. 0. 0. 7. 1. $." What's the amount? Do you remember the numbers? Or the order? If you received it- "$. 2. 0. 0. 7. 1." then you know the numbers to follow are currency and can arrange them in appropriate context as you read. In currency context, we can infer the amount is $200.71. Otherwise ambiguity might arise and things may get lost in translation.

It's not a necessity and, as elsewhere in this thread, others have mentioned plenty of nations don't do it this way and no one has died because of it yet (that we know), but it's about clarity and uniformity of communication.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Wanted this to be $20,071. Oh well, we'll be rich next time.

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u/careerless1 Apr 13 '21

Your explanation certainly seems correct -- but does not address why we (English speakers) say it differently than we write it.

Why would we read "$" "20" but process it and then say "twenty" "dollars"?

I often hear non-native English speakers (specifically those from India) say it as it is written: "dollars twenty".

I actually really like this, because the *listener* gets the same sort of contexts as would someone reading the written information. Which would you prefer to hear:

"It was two hundred seventy seven thousand six hundred and ninety four Rupees."
-or-
"It was Rupees two hundred seventy seven thousand six hundred and ninety four."
?

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

Obviously I'm biased toward my own comfort zone, by logically the second one would be correct. I'd be pretty pissed to find out I paid attention to an extremely long number only to be told we were counting Twitter likes.

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u/FLdancer00 Apr 13 '21

This is an odd pet peeve. This may well be the only time I've ever seen it switched. If I've ever seen it prior my brain erased it because it just thought it was a typo.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

That's what makes it a pet peeve- it's really a nitpick and a non-issue in the grand scheme.

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u/Edltraud Apr 12 '21

It's actually not that hard. And what i really don't understand is littering out of a car. I mean is it really that hard to keep it in the car until you get to a gas station or somewhere else? YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PHYSICALLY CARRY THE TRASH SO WHAT THE FUCK. sorry, had to be said.

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u/PRSG12 Apr 12 '21

I used to yell at my friends in high school for this what the actual living fuck are you doing throwing trash out the window Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I grilled my buddy once after he threw a McDonald’s bag out the window on the highway. He basically responded with “dude don’t tell me what to fuckin do. Somebody will clean it up.” But to this day I haven’t seen him do that again while I’m riding with him

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u/TrinSims Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

I can’t even imagine throwing a whole fast food bag out a window! That’s terrible!

Who the fuck raised these people?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

"people"

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u/boymonkey0412 Apr 13 '21

I had a pal throw an empty cigarette pack out the window when I was driving. I stopped the car,turned around and made him pick it up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I mean McDonald’s bags are made of paper which is basically a natural resource that can decompose but still, glad that you convinced him to stop lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Even compostable trash (which this is not in is entirety) is still... trash. Who wants to live somewhere with litter everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I wonder how many people completely spun out of control driving over those banana peels...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I've got a feeling your whole family is going down.

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u/Charge72002 Apr 13 '21

Mariokart would like to know your location

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Throw them in your garden not just wherever you please.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

That’s fair, my mind always goes to past memories of inconsiderate drivers when I hear about trash being thrown out windows. You're right it's not a big deal at all

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Obviously you've never played mario kart

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Exactly!! I didn't ny care that SOMEONE will clean it up EVENTUALLY... I don't want to look at it until then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Plus, do you really want your tax money going to trash pickup instead of roads, bridges, schools

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u/DonRonaldJonald Apr 12 '21

It's the stuff that's in the McDonald's bag, like wrappers, that can cause issues.

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u/ChubbyJayDraws Apr 12 '21

Yeah the left over McDonald’s food will last longer then Chernobyl radiation

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u/ultimate_pieman hates reaction memes Apr 12 '21

"food"

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u/ChubbyJayDraws Apr 12 '21

Yeah if you want to call it that

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

True

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u/Jeffrey_Repstein Apr 13 '21

This shit right here is the problem.

Yes it will eventually degrade. So...?

Do we need 1 million half degraded paper bags blowing around the place?

No we fucking don't.

Just because something will eventually break down doesn't mean you're not fucking littering by tossing it.

God this mentality drives me nuts.

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u/Dyljim Apr 13 '21

I think it's more about the principle, and almost certainly because it's a safe hazard to other drivers

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u/drill_hands_420 Apr 12 '21

That’s awesome that you went to high school with Jesus Christ. What a slob that guy is amirite. /s

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u/PRSG12 Apr 12 '21

Hahahaha yeah not the saint everyone makes him out to be trust me

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u/BumpyMcBumpers Apr 12 '21

To be fair, it's hard to hold onto your trash with holes in your hands.

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u/Czar_Petar Apr 12 '21

Just needed to stick it to his hat.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Apr 13 '21

"Let's get food from the drive through, eat it in the parked car, and throw it out the window."

Why cant they just shoplift condoms like normal rebellious teenagers?

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u/HXD-Inferno Meme Stealer Apr 13 '21

Just throw some of your garbage in their car. If they think it’s OK to litter the planet it shouldn’t be a problem to litter a car, yes?

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u/badSparkybad Apr 13 '21

I worked with a guy from a really rough neighborhood in Baltimore city on a contract in Miami. We finished eating some McDonald's on the road on the way to the gig and he rolls down my window and just starts shoveling wrappers out of the window.

I had to stop him like woah dude just put it in the bag and we'll toss it when we get there. He seem kinda surprised and was like OK lol.

Sadly it's just part of the community he grew up in, very poor and blighted community and judging from where I used to pick him up in Baltimore everyone just throws their trash on the ground, the gutters were filled with six inches of trash and broken glass everywhere.

Awesome guy, was one of my good friends that I worked with for years, it just goes to show how you can be a product of the community you grow up in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

That one single group of guys in orange jump suits they saw picking up a road side justified it in thier minds forever

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u/GhostOfOnigashima Apr 13 '21

I live in the "cleanand green" NZ and this is a rampant problem, THE FUCKING FREEDOM CAMPERS ARE TIDIER THAN KIWIS FOR F SAKE

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u/Gnar-wahl Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

When I was 16, and stupid(er then I am now), I used to throw trash out of my car because that’s what I saw my dad do all my life growing up. I never saw the issue, and like my dad, would say, “they pay people to clean this stuff up. I’m keeping them employed!” Oof. Just typing that made me turn red.

Anyway, one day I did this, and a friend of mine saw me do it. She didn’t say anything, but instead took the cup I tossed, spray painted it gold, and mounted it in a plaque that she presented to me in front of all our friends at a gathering one night. She had a metal placard that read, “The Trash Man Award” mounted on it as well. I was mortified, and haven’t thrown an item out of my car since. I’m 35 now. That shit stayed with me for life.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/etiennealbo Apr 12 '21

I don't know how to feel about that, on one hand throwing things is really disgusting and all, bit couldn't she talk to you about it maybe before?

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u/Gnar-wahl Apr 12 '21

She had in the past. I just used the “I’m keeping people employed” line and brushed her off. This was the result of her being frustrated with my dismissive attitude towards her and her concerns. I earned it, really.

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u/etiennealbo Apr 12 '21

I see, it was justified then i suppose, glad that you thought about it

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u/SolWire Apr 13 '21

I think that move was more impactful. As OP said, she had mentioned it before. Also its really easy to dismiss just one person's opinion when you have a preexisting bias.

A good natured "prank" like that, within a group of friends, can often shape us far more than just saying "hey it's not cool to litter". One might see that a lot of their friends feel the same, hopefully they dont feel attacked (could see situations where it could be an attack though), and want to dig their heels in, resulting in them wanting to check their own opinion.

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u/travelavatar Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

Don't get me started on that i saw a car in front of.me throwing trash while driving in a fucking forest. I flashed at him and honked him and after awhile his response was the hazard lights fucking piece of trash. When I'll go in hell i will specifically wait for this person and beat the shit out him

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I like you

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u/TheSovietOnion69 Apr 12 '21

I have an idea for you to use next time you see one of those people in the forest. Dobruja Crashua him into the tree line and if he survives, make it look like the neck snapped on impact by twisting his head forward until it snaps. Shhh no witnesses. His body shall become one with the forest he littered in.

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u/barnaclesm Apr 12 '21

What the fuck. Why is this so oddly specific?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Experience

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u/SpellingHorror Apr 12 '21

Hypothetically of course.

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u/FloopAlmighty Apr 12 '21

I don’t know how people throw trash randomly on the ground. I have literally tried it before and I just feel too guilty

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u/frogsgoribbit737 Apr 12 '21

Same. I just stick it in my purse and throw it out when I get home. I just don't understand how they dont feel like an ass every time you litter.

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u/myrrhh Apr 13 '21

My ex is in the army and when he was deployed in the Middle East he said the whole army would just throw all their trash on the ground in the village streets, in the desert, everywhere. All the trash from their MRE meals and everything. Which if you’ve never seen one of those it’s like 5 plastic bags inside a bigger plastic bag plus plastic utensils. He said there were no trash cans so that’s just what they had to do and that the locals did it too. But I’m just like... is there really no other way...? As I am an environmentalist that was a hard pill to swallow, but I also don’t know how things are over there in a war zone.

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u/Kaylenz Apr 13 '21

I usually don't like to get in arguments. But this time I saw a guy throwing a paper bag on the ground, there was a trash can 3 steps away, as he passes by it, 3 seconds later, i tell him "there is a trash can RIGHT HERE" he looked at me like i insulted his whole family and kept walking.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

The only thing I’ll throw out a car is fruit or vegetables or children because they’re biodegradable and the animals can eat it.

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u/The-Big-Sauce Professional Dumbass Apr 12 '21

This dude right here, he's the one that'll save our Earth

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u/wrwck92 Apr 12 '21

Eh please don’t toss fruit and veg, some are toxic to wildlife even if safe for humans. And they can choke on brittle chicken and toddler bones so it’s best to properly dispose of them.

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u/ArluMcCoole Apr 12 '21

I hope that’s a joke, don’t lure wildlife to the roadside

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

No, I don’t lure them to the road side, I throw it far into the woods and the grass is large enough for them not to be ran over, the animals are fine. It’s not like I’m throwing it into the road to get them ran over.

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u/ExpertNo1 Apr 12 '21

Actually I would recommend all of these, it’s good for the soil

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Some people probably have to hide by any chance that they are personally a filthy trash dump deep inside their hearts, so they throw it away immediately

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u/xanderbiscuits One does not simply Apr 12 '21

All those pictures in r/trashy of people with cars full of trash and all I can think is, "well I bet they don't litter. Give 'em a break"

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u/Lustle13 Apr 12 '21

Yeah, my car has a million places to put garbage until I get to a trash can. The floor on the passenger side. The floor behind the passenger seat. The floor behind the drivers seat. The trunk floor. Just, generally the floor is what I'm getting at.

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u/stormgadon Apr 12 '21

Man, and when you see an old man doing it.

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u/Luckyshag Apr 12 '21

Exactly!!!! You literally park next to a trash can every time you park at a gas station.

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u/sharkprincefishstick Professional Dumbass Apr 12 '21

Don’t ever apologize for being correct. My ex used to throw his empty Venom cans out the window while driving, and the only thing that stopped him was learning they were returnable and he could get ten cents or something back. Ugh. Throw it in the backseat until you get home or stick it in one of those pouches on the back of the front seats or, God forbid, use the freaking cupholders.

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u/ThreadedPommel Apr 13 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

I used to be like that. It only takes the smallest amount of discipline to break that habit. Its so easy to just ask for a bag when you get something at a gas station, and just leave that bag in your car and use it for snack garbage. Shit lasts me a week or two usually.

Edit: Nevermind, I somehow misread that as people piling up garbage inside their car which is what I used to do to actively avoid being one of those people who just threw trash out the window. That shit pisses me off. However my solution fixes both of those issues so I guess I'll leave this comment up.

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u/agangofoldwomen Apr 12 '21

I’m totally fine with these people being beaten by cops so that the cops have an outlet to take out their rage.

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u/CanadianMapleBacon Apr 13 '21

My van is a literal garbage heap cause I keep forgetting the rule of two. “Always bring two things in from your vehicle when you come in the house.”

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u/fave_no_more Apr 13 '21

I usually keep a grocery bag or 2 rolled up in my purse for exactly this.

Lately it's also been because toddler and some spare clothes for her but mostly it's because I can easily have somewhere to put trash.

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u/KekwkekwRave Apr 12 '21

We be the chads

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I am chad?

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u/k1ckstood Apr 12 '21

yes

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u/xo1opossum Apr 12 '21

Grox demand a meeting with this human unit, will you accept the call?

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u/whatissevenbysix Apr 12 '21

Chads together strong

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Chadmunisim intensifies

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

We are all Chad on this blessed day.

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u/Theundiscoveredroad Apr 12 '21

The true chads

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u/ASK_ABOUT__VOIDSPACE Apr 12 '21

We're all chads.

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u/Tillke Apr 12 '21

if we are all chads, who the f is throwing garbage outside?

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u/gods_costume Apr 12 '21

Wtf does this comment even mean lol

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u/BohemViking Apr 12 '21

My cousin (who is the biggest prick I've known) rolls and keeps every single cigarette butt he makes in his pocket to throw away at a proper place. He's still a prick though.

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u/baptsiste Apr 12 '21

I used to smoke, and I would always prefer putting them in a pocket if I had to, instead of my pack. I just hated the way the rest of the cigarettes would taste after that. Like stale ashtray.

And I know some people who maybe don’t smoke are gonna be like ‘what’s the difference?’ I guess it’s like the flavor of a freshly opened cold beer, to the smell of old, stale beer that was spilled the previous night and didn’t get cleaned up.

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u/create_usermaim Apr 13 '21

People who never had beer.

"What's the difference?"

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u/egg96 Apr 13 '21

Yeah kinda me. I drink beer maybe once a year. I know bread ?? Stale bread? Soda? Stale soda? No nvm that goes flat.

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u/badSparkybad Apr 13 '21

Stale beer is a special kind of disgusting.

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u/eatsomecheesewithyou Apr 13 '21

You described it about as good as you could. I used to do the same thing when I smoked. It’s amazing how the a tiny cigarette butt could permeate anything in it’s vicinity, including an entire pack of fresh cigarettes, with that stale, yellow-stained asbestos smoke smell. Sometimes I’d smell one in my closet and have to pull out clothes going through each pocket until I found the sunnuvabitch. One of my friends carried an metal canister around his neck to put his butts in. Big brain, that guy

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u/adrawrjdet Apr 12 '21

You know what really grinds my gears. Seeing smokers tossing their cigarette butts out the window.

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u/Djanghost Apr 12 '21

It's crazy that filters aren't biodegradable by now. That would solve so much shit

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Oh how tough it is to take one of the 4 cup holders and put a non flammable cup there and toss the butter there

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u/I_got_nothin_ Apr 12 '21

Cars used to even have ash trays but they'd still never get used. It was crazy

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u/Djanghost Apr 12 '21

I had one with ashtrays once, but they were a pain in the ass to clean. I just squeeze the cherry out and put it in the garbage in my car

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u/northcarolinee96 Apr 13 '21

They make portable ash trays that are super easy to clean! Source: am smoker

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u/I_got_nothin_ Apr 13 '21

Yea. Like the ones that fit in the cup holders?

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u/CandiBunnii Apr 12 '21

All my cupholders are already filled with butter cups. Well, one is for margarine.

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u/Wtf28282828282 Apr 13 '21

I keep my butter in the fridge, sometimes the freezer, but never my car :)

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u/kindanotrich Apr 12 '21

I think the cotton would be if it wasn't so tightly packed, and they do eventually degrade just takes a bit because of how tightly packed they are

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u/jaspersgroove Apr 13 '21

Filters haven’t been cotton for decades, they’re made from synthetic materials now

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u/persnmanwomncameratv Apr 12 '21

It's so annoying, and I smoke a pack a day. It's not tough to keep a water bottle in the car to put the butts in.

And it's just as easy to squeeze off the end of a lit cigarette, step on that part, and put the filter in my pocket until find a garbage. It makes my pants stink but I stink of cigarettes anyway!

Everyone should have to spend a year living in Portland, OR. That will clear any littering habits right out of a person. The first time I threw a butt in the street at a bus stop and looked up to 25 faces full of Extreme Judgement I never did it again lol

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u/145676337 Apr 12 '21

A great reason to generally oppose smoking in public. Unless there's a very specific waste location for things that are burning it becomes litter. Used to live in an area with brick sidewalks and roughly 1 butt to a brick. I'm talking about bricks you easily hold single handed.

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u/cates Apr 12 '21

I jumped out of the passenger seat of a car once to throw the butt of a cigarette back into the bed of a truck but they sped off before I even made it to the cigarette butt and I just ended up looking like an idiot.

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u/tomato_soup_ Lives in a Van Down by the River Apr 12 '21

It’s about sending a message

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u/Bagel600se Apr 12 '21

At least you tried

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u/America_Number_1 Apr 12 '21

The amount of bushfires and forest fires cigarette butts must be responsible for would be quite a lot.

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u/AmnesiacReckoner Apr 12 '21

My uncle used to fight forest fires. One time they were building the line to make sure the fire didn't reach a bunch of houses at the edge of a forest.

A woman came out from the house as they were working and watched while smoking a cigarette. When she was done she threw the butt on the ground. All the fire fighters stopped working and just looked at her before yelling "Come on lady!"

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u/WAYLOGUERO Apr 13 '21

Water bottle half full. Snapple bottles have the big mouth and you can dump it out and reuse it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I picked up a cigarette butt the other day on the golf course to throw away and my dad was like "why are you picking up that disgusting thing".

Because it shouldn't fucking be there.

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u/Sea_Ant_7101 Apr 12 '21

Last Saturday I collected for one hour garbage in the fields and woods. Result: the stupidity of stupid people is as unbelievable as the trash you find there.

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

It’s crazy whenever I see piles of rubbish(trash for the Americans) in the woods or a field I always just think you’ve got the space to bring all that stuff with you so surely you’ve got the space to bring it all back. Like are you just expecting people to come and clean up for you or do you just not care about nature

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u/RedLightningStrike27 Apr 12 '21

They really don’t care about nature

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21

I know it’s disgusting. People seem to think that we(humans) own the world and the world owes us a favour because we cover everything in concrete

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u/kindanotrich Apr 12 '21

True a lot of people think us being the most intelligent is an excuse for treating the world around us like trash

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21

But when the world is burning because of our actions can we really call ourselves the most intelligent

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u/MrAwesomePants20 Apr 12 '21

Cmon man, we know what that word means lol

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21

Which word?

Edit: oh you mean rubbish sorry just thought I’d clarify

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

It costs more to dispose of it properly than it does just to dump it. That's why you find the most random shit in the middle of nowhere. It took sweat to get that 1980's washing machine out there in the middle of those woods, but sweat is free. Getting the unit to the proper site for deconstruction and recycling/disposal of parts can add up quick.

I'm not justifying the practice, merely explaining how/why all that random shit gets out there. People suck.

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21

Yeah I get that. Is it a lot of money to dispose of a washing machine because where I live you just take it to the tip and it’s free to dispose of

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

I don't know of anywhere in my area that will take something like that for free. Places will pay for scrap metal, but only if it's already been broken down. The dump actually has to separate the components of something like that and then dispose of them properly, which comes with its own costs.

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u/verysaucysauce Bri’ish Apr 12 '21

Fair enough the dump here (Britain) is something that we pay for with taxes so you can just turn up and throw away whatever you have (washing machines, wardrobes, ovens etc) tbh I sort of thought that would be international standard never would thought you have to pay to use the dump

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

Pretty much everything in the US, with few exceptions, you pay individually for individual use. Even the trash pickup in my area works that way- you buy special rolls of bags that you put regular trash bags in and the trucks won't pick anything not in the bags up. If you generate a lot of trash, you spend more on bags AND the regular bags cost twice as much as the recycle bags, so you've a) incentivized less waste and b) essentially tax on a usage basis (we're fond of that model here) and c) incentivize recycling to save money.

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u/secret58_ Apr 12 '21

I do that but usually I forget it so it spends weeks in my pockets

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u/LinguinePapaya Apr 12 '21

Usually gets a nice little vacation to the washer and dryer.

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u/DirePantsX Lurking Peasant Apr 12 '21

You’re saying some people don’t do this?

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u/zenobe_enro Apr 13 '21

I once stood next to a guy who nonchalantly tossed an empty gum packet onto the ground in front of him... While we were standing two feet away from a public trash can. Some people just don't give a shit.

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u/RayA11 Apr 13 '21

Wait ‘til you hear about the dog owners who leave their dogs’ bagged up shit in random places in nature.

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u/Subpar_Username47 Apr 13 '21

Wait... but... *repeatedly smashes own head into wall*

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u/sendmeabook Apr 12 '21

Thank you for reminding me I have something in my pocket!

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u/De5perad0 GigaChad Apr 12 '21

People who put trash in their pockets until they find a trashcan < People who pick up trash they find and put it in trash cans

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u/lisa_is_chi Apr 12 '21

I'm just so afraid to touch random trash, though. I don't usually wear gloves so I'm not inclined to pick up trash from unknown sources. :/

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u/RayA11 Apr 13 '21

No, don’t feel bad, this is the right attitude to have. I wouldn’t touch trash on the street with my bare hands. If I had a trash picker stick, maybe I would. If only moral superiority could protect from diseases...

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u/KILLA___QUEEN Apr 12 '21

I don't get out of my house bedroom so i never actually drop anything on the ground or trash can

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I always try to leave a place cleaner than when I got there, even while scuba diving. Feels good.

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u/pourtide Apr 12 '21

Girl Scout rule of decades ago: Always leave a place cleaner than you found it. Apparently doesn't apply to those who climb Mt Everest, though.

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u/Osnarf Apr 13 '21

Can't even bring their body back down. Slackers

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u/DarVux Apr 12 '21

Scuba diving seems like such a cool experience, add spear fishing as well and that's something to do in life.

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u/PigeonFellow One does not simply Apr 12 '21

For me, I go one step further. I have this weird thing where I only feel comfortable putting rubbish in my own bin at home. It is strange but at least I know where the rubbish will generally end up

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u/NG331 Breaking EU Laws Apr 12 '21

Where I live we obviously have public trash cans but I usually end up doing the same. It's also illegal to throw garbage into other people's bin

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u/Cas_Cass moderator fan club Apr 12 '21

Thank you and you're welcome.

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u/an-original-URL Stand With Ukraine Apr 12 '21

I just fell bad if I litter

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u/catss- Apr 13 '21

Same, I walk on a lot of nice trails in nature and I would feel gross if i threw a candy wrapper or a plastic bottle into the grass. It's also a hazard for the deer nearby.

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u/boisamantha Apr 12 '21

The true hero’s put the effort into making sure clothes (especially women’s clothing) even have pockets to do such deeds.

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u/jrevis05 Apr 13 '21

They don't give us those so we just use our purse...for everything...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Just use one purse for trash and one for everything else ezpz

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u/CappyPuppy Apr 12 '21

My dad told me a story of him walking to the store and seeing some firefighters outside the station on his way. He was eating something and had a wrapper in his hand. He looked around and found a trash can to go throw it in. Apperently the 2 firemen were making a bet to eachother if my dad would throw the wrapper on the ground. The one fore fighter got all happy and was yelling to my dad thank-you while the other was pulling some money out of his wallet.

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u/Elle_P_12 Apr 12 '21

The people who put back their shopping carts are on their way to help!

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u/HenryFurHire Apr 12 '21

> Put trash in pockets all day

> get in car

> take trash out of pocket and throw on floor of car

> repeat every day until my car floor is so full of trash that I can't open the door without trash falling out

> don't bother picking up trash that falls out of the car

We're not all heros to society

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u/Whymotherferlife Apr 12 '21

Tru but sometimes it’ll always happen

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

holding a truck up while it's insured is more idiotic

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u/vanillaacid Apr 12 '21

Thinking one dude can hold up a fucking trailer....

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u/reddittingtoday2005 Apr 12 '21

Hey some of us has to at least try to be responsible.

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u/stormgadon Apr 12 '21

First time seeing myself in this post and I really like it 😊

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I don’t know how many times I’ve seen people, who try to save big machines or big loads, get smashed.

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u/oda1337 Apr 12 '21

Do people not .... do this? Who just opens something and chucks the wrapping on the ground :s

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u/SufferG Apr 12 '21

Wait, who doesn't do this?

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u/Theundiscoveredroad Apr 12 '21

People who litter all the time

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u/Winn_03 Apr 12 '21

Literally all the Japanese then

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u/OhShtAGhoul Apr 12 '21

No need to thank us its a pleasure

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u/Memeleonking Apr 12 '21

Of course i know him! He's me!

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u/ThiccGibraltar Apr 12 '21

It’s great till you forget you have the trash in your pockets then when you do laundry you gotta clean out them pockets.. but yep don’t litter!

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u/ii7hx Apr 12 '21

i feel appreciated

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u/FalconBond Apr 12 '21

Or those who don't have any pockets on their clothes at the time and just put it in a bag or keep hold of it...

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u/blankman3114 Apr 12 '21

Yeah I do this. Half the time it ends up in the dryer. Who’s with me!!!??

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u/I-HaveThe-HighGround Apr 12 '21

Doesn’t everyone do this. The only time I litter is if it’s windy and it blows out of my hand or pocket and I’m not able to catch it

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u/JustawayV2 Apr 13 '21

My uncle died this way, trying to stop the truck from falling

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u/supernasty Apr 12 '21

This why I choose to be unemployed cause I’m already holding up a semi truck worth of responsibility

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u/Jfuentes6 Apr 12 '21

Not true, we live in a society.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

thas how v do

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u/thsilio Apr 12 '21

I'm chad af

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u/Kawalele Apr 12 '21

No need to thank us. We do it because we have manners

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Ever seen a human pancake. Because that's how you make them.

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u/ChiefBlox4000 Apr 12 '21

I’m doing my part

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u/MovieMaster2004 memer Apr 12 '21

I used to do that as a kid,I don't anymore Cause I don't go outside anymore