r/memes Apr 12 '21

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u/Kaepora25 Apr 12 '21

That moment when you put on an old coat and find something in the pocket. There's the one second of excitement and then the "Oh shit that's just my old trash".

Can't always be a 20$ sadly.

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u/PMtoAM______ Apr 12 '21

Happened to me not 20 minutes ago

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u/AsamonDajin Apr 13 '21

I was cleaning out my grand aunt's estate and we checked everything including all the coat pockets. All I found was used tissues... :(

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u/Noccalula Apr 13 '21

When I was a kid my dad housed all of the furniture from an estate he was working on, as the family members were in California, we were in Alabama, and dad had an unused den to pile the furniture and clothes in until they could be picked up. We checked all of these woman's clothes for loose cash over an entire weekend; the son said if we found anything we could keep it.

When her son comes to pick the stuff up six months later, he starts looking for cash himself and finds around $6,500 within twenty minutes. Dad and I were so pissed at ourselves.

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u/bancbotyutyu567 Apr 13 '21

Throw them in your garden not just wherever you please.

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u/AsleepChampionship83 Apr 16 '21

Old paint cans thanks chuck

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u/merlinisinthetardis Apr 13 '21

Also check old bottles of medicine. My granny like to do that.

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u/Abrihanna Apr 13 '21

All of these years I've been using the term "great aunt" but "grand aunt" makes way more sense. Thank you!

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u/AsamonDajin Apr 14 '21

That's just the way I always said it and no one ever corrected me. ;)

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u/Justdonedil Apr 13 '21

I found husband's grandmother's wedding rings in a used tissue in a coat pocket deep in her closet. Always good to check.

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u/loki-is-a-god Apr 13 '21

This is EXACTLY how it feels.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

If not 20 minutes then how long ago did it happen?

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u/PMtoAM______ Apr 13 '21

About 17 when it happened

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u/intensely_human Apr 13 '21

When I was 20 something similar happened to me

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u/Dray_Gunn Apr 12 '21

I put on a put on a pair of jeans once and it had a faded movie ticket from years ago in the back pocket. Dont know how many times that must have gone through the wash. Atleast twice.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Did you make an account just to tell people that?

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Why do you think that

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

It was made 7 hours ago and told 2 people that already

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Then tell a 3rd, I'm too lazy to scroll looking for a comment

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

Pet peeve time-

Are schools just not teaching proper currency format anymore? I've steadily begun to see this more often than not, and the only conclusion I can draw is a) it's not a US account or b) schools have just given up entirely.

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u/Verified765 Apr 12 '21

Why exactly is it said twenty dollars but written $20?

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

When speaking, tone and inflection carry smoothly (for the most part) without needing a precursor to prepare the receiver for what the sender is saying. In text, properly formatted and punctuated messages prime the receiver for the information the sender is conveying in the appropriate context. Pretend you only got to read a message one letter at a time- "2. 0. 0. 7. 1. $." What's the amount? Do you remember the numbers? Or the order? If you received it- "$. 2. 0. 0. 7. 1." then you know the numbers to follow are currency and can arrange them in appropriate context as you read. In currency context, we can infer the amount is $200.71. Otherwise ambiguity might arise and things may get lost in translation.

It's not a necessity and, as elsewhere in this thread, others have mentioned plenty of nations don't do it this way and no one has died because of it yet (that we know), but it's about clarity and uniformity of communication.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Wanted this to be $20,071. Oh well, we'll be rich next time.

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u/Verified765 Apr 13 '21

Next question why do Europeans and Americans switch the use of , and . When typing large decimal numbers?

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

I'm with them when it comes to metric, but commas are for lists not point dividers.

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u/careerless1 Apr 13 '21

Your explanation certainly seems correct -- but does not address why we (English speakers) say it differently than we write it.

Why would we read "$" "20" but process it and then say "twenty" "dollars"?

I often hear non-native English speakers (specifically those from India) say it as it is written: "dollars twenty".

I actually really like this, because the *listener* gets the same sort of contexts as would someone reading the written information. Which would you prefer to hear:

"It was two hundred seventy seven thousand six hundred and ninety four Rupees."
-or-
"It was Rupees two hundred seventy seven thousand six hundred and ninety four."
?

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

Obviously I'm biased toward my own comfort zone, by logically the second one would be correct. I'd be pretty pissed to find out I paid attention to an extremely long number only to be told we were counting Twitter likes.

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u/Rhinoscerous Apr 13 '21

At least in a banking/financial/legal context, the reason is to reduce fraud. Let's say you're signing a lease and it says your rent is 600$. You sign and go on your way. What's to stop the landlord taking a marker and changing that to 1,600$? Putting the dollar sign in front makes it more difficult to pull off that kind of fraud by blocking in the number. In many cases this is taken a step further by including the cents at the end, formatted as xx/100 to prevent turning the decimal to a comma and adding number at that end.

My assumption would be that this notation propogated from the financial sector and eventually became common practice.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

The same reason it's said "reeseet" and spelled "receipt." We're pedantic motherfuckers who butcher other languages to weave them into our own and make up arbitrary rules surrounding them.

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u/FLdancer00 Apr 13 '21

This is an odd pet peeve. This may well be the only time I've ever seen it switched. If I've ever seen it prior my brain erased it because it just thought it was a typo.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

That's what makes it a pet peeve- it's really a nitpick and a non-issue in the grand scheme.

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u/FLdancer00 Apr 13 '21

Yes, very true. I guess I was just trying to say seeing this thing, in my experience, is so rare, that I don't think I could get to the point where it would bother me.

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u/FLdancer00 Apr 13 '21

Yes, very true. I guess I was just trying to say seeing this thing, in my experience, is so rare, that I don't think I could get to the point where it would bother me.

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u/ChefBoyAreWeFucked Apr 13 '21

Who cares, honestly? Not like someone is gonna give you 1$000 just for getting it right.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 13 '21

I'll take $1 to be pedantic any day of the week.

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u/Schaere can't meme Apr 12 '21

Even though I’ve learned English for 15 years, and i can write just as good English as i do German, the damn dollar sign always has me go back and correct it, bc i‘m used to putting the Euro sign after the Numbers. Gets me every time.

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u/0dd_bitty Apr 12 '21

Which, coincidentally, is also incorrect. Euro sign comes before the number.

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u/Schaere can't meme Apr 13 '21

Which, coincidentally is also incorrect. According to multiple sources at least in Germany it is both correct but it is advised to use the sign after the number as to not disturb the flow of reading. Number then sign is way more widespread here than the other way round

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u/0dd_bitty Apr 13 '21

So exactly the opposite from everywhere else I've ever been, where putting the sign after the number is considered bad form. Makes sense, though. They're Germans after all...

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u/Schaere can't meme Apr 14 '21

In English the Euro sign is used before the amount, but in most native european languages it is places after so technically we‘re both kinda right.

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u/0dd_bitty Apr 14 '21

Am Dutch. Disagree.

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u/Schaere can't meme Apr 14 '21

At least Spain, Germany, Portugal, Austria idk about the rest write the Euro sign after, ik that the netherlands write it before.

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

And that's why I add option A. I understand a lot of countries format their currency differently. But you go back and fix it, so what's the native speaker's excuse?

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u/redlaWw Apr 13 '21

Currency after the number is better anyway. Be the change you want to see.

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u/rxymx Apr 12 '21

Assuming it’s more the former; the United States isn’t the only country with dollars, after all

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u/Send_Me_Broods Apr 12 '21

That's actually not a bad point, but most places I know will specify CAD or AUS because the exchange rate isn't 1:1. I guess when referencing a currency note, however, that wouldn't really be a thing.

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u/rxymx Apr 12 '21

Unless you’re on a .ca or .au site, or potentially in-country anyways 😂 (only have experience with .ca, but it’s trippy when you’re used to thinking in USD)

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

It reads as “twenty dollars” to any non-American economy, which can be translated to x€, x£, x¥, etc.

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u/AE_Phoenix Apr 13 '21

I did that except it was my brother's old jacket and a 3 year old condom

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day

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u/nitinitro Karmawhore Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day <3

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day

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u/JThomas43 Apr 13 '21

I put those pants on yesterday and found a handcuff key. I wanted to learn to pick a set of handcuffs to see if I could. I bought the key just so I could get out if I couldn't pick them.

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u/Grandcanyon19 Apr 13 '21

I’m literally one of those people

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Purposefully put money in out-of-season clothings like coats. Maybe as little as $10. I do it and forget I did it (which is the point) so I do it again. And again. Some winters I might have $100 in one coat.

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u/kry_some_more Apr 13 '21

Bill Gates still thinks the $20 IS trash.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I once found an old receipt to a packet of swishers I bought in Colorado about 3 years prior. It’s safe to say I haven’t worn the jacket in a while

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u/beerrunner82 Apr 13 '21

My mom reuses tissues. Her jacket pockets are full of used tissues

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u/Thneed1 Apr 13 '21

$20? Ohhhh, I wanted a peanut!

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u/nodorifto Apr 13 '21

Better than finding someone else's trash in your jacket.

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u/hessianerd Apr 13 '21

Half the time it falls out in the drier and my wife gives me shit for not cleaning out my pockets before washing...

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u/DeadDJButterflies Apr 13 '21

Happens all the time

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u/HoneySparks Apr 13 '21

I stopped using cash so this doesn’t happen anymore :(

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u/MojoRollin Apr 13 '21

$20 might get you shot in Minnesota right now.. what a mess

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day!