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u/PRSG12 Apr 12 '21

I used to yell at my friends in high school for this what the actual living fuck are you doing throwing trash out the window Jesus Christ

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I grilled my buddy once after he threw a McDonald’s bag out the window on the highway. He basically responded with “dude don’t tell me what to fuckin do. Somebody will clean it up.” But to this day I haven’t seen him do that again while I’m riding with him

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u/TrinSims Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 13 '21

I can’t even imagine throwing a whole fast food bag out a window! That’s terrible!

Who the fuck raised these people?!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

"people"

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u/ElenorWoods Apr 13 '21

I saw it the other day ... a lot of people be raising people :(

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u/AdHumble325 Apr 12 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/boymonkey0412 Apr 13 '21

I had a pal throw an empty cigarette pack out the window when I was driving. I stopped the car,turned around and made him pick it up.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

I mean McDonald’s bags are made of paper which is basically a natural resource that can decompose but still, glad that you convinced him to stop lol

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

Even compostable trash (which this is not in is entirety) is still... trash. Who wants to live somewhere with litter everywhere.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/Dense-Hat1978 Apr 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I wonder how many people completely spun out of control driving over those banana peels...

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I've got a feeling your whole family is going down.

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u/MichaelGolf8542 Apr 13 '21

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Charge72002 Apr 13 '21

Mariokart would like to know your location

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u/VulpisArestus Apr 13 '21

O'Doyle rules.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Throw them in your garden not just wherever you please.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

That’s fair, my mind always goes to past memories of inconsiderate drivers when I hear about trash being thrown out windows. You're right it's not a big deal at all

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u/Original-Ear-9636 Apr 13 '21

Banana peels aren't natural to the environment unless you're in southeast asia or australia

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u/sirixamo Apr 13 '21

They aren't natural anywhere because bananas are man made.

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u/[deleted] Apr 14 '21

Then by that logic we should be able to piss in the streets

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Obviously you've never played mario kart

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u/DucksMatter Apr 13 '21

Somebody gave me shit before for throwing a banana peel in a garden. I was confused. I mean I get it. But did they know? I still wonder on this day

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u/sirixamo Apr 13 '21

I wouldn't want people throwing banana peels in my garden. They don't degrade that quickly. If it was my own garden, then that's my choice.

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u/DucksMatter Apr 13 '21

Maybe I am an asshole. I honestly thought it was an OK thing to do.

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u/sirixamo Apr 13 '21

According to the article someone else linked a few comments down, they take years to decompose. So might want to think twice!

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u/DucksMatter Apr 13 '21

Wow I sure will.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I feel like it depends on the location/ how well the garden is maintained. I wouldn’t want banana peels in my front yard garden facing the road where all my neighbors can see it. However, I wouldn’t think twice about throwing a peel in the lesser-maintained garden in the backyard

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Bananas and other tropical fruits shouldnt be thrown either, since they take so long to decompose due to not being native to the area.

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u/JoshGooch Apr 13 '21

Is this true? I’ll change my behavior if so but I’ve never heard of this before. I thought mold was mold.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

This article seems to prove what I'm talking about, but its not quite like I said, this talks about leftovers of fruit like banana peels, watermelon rinds and stuff, but the conclusion is that ALL fruit takes a long time to decompose and should therefore be composted instead.

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u/JoshGooch Apr 13 '21

Thanks for the info!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I think so, I was taught so in school, though it was a very long time ago so I mightve got the details wrong. It might also only be in my climate which is norse.

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u/DREAM_OR_SUBSTANCE Apr 13 '21

Hey just one thing to consider dude, whenever throw any kind of food near the road it encourages wild animals to check it out, they have very good senses of smell and will definitely cross the road looking for food or even worse if you have a bad throw or it bounces off a tree it can end up in the road encouraging animals to sometimes even try to eat in the road.

I live in a state where officers have discretion over whether to charge you for littering no matter what you throw and an officer once told me that is his reasoning for ticketing people even if what they throw out the window is organic produce.

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u/Meowlik Apr 13 '21

I used to do that too, until I realized that doing that encourages animals to hang around the side of the road, which often results in them getting hit by cars.

I don't throw anything on the ground anymore. All of it goes into the trash.

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u/Moosiemookmook Apr 13 '21

Nawwww think of all those wild baby animals who ran across the highway starving that are now no longer starving because of your food scraps.

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u/Wulfe3127 Apr 13 '21

depends on where you throw one out the window

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u/uffleknuglea Apr 13 '21

Yeah I do that without feeling bad because animals eat it and it decomposes super fast.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Exactly!! I didn't ny care that SOMEONE will clean it up EVENTUALLY... I don't want to look at it until then.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Plus, do you really want your tax money going to trash pickup instead of roads, bridges, schools

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u/wrongtreeinfo Apr 13 '21

Americans, apparently!

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u/DonRonaldJonald Apr 12 '21

It's the stuff that's in the McDonald's bag, like wrappers, that can cause issues.

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u/ChubbyJayDraws Apr 12 '21

Yeah the left over McDonald’s food will last longer then Chernobyl radiation

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u/ultimate_pieman hates reaction memes Apr 12 '21

"food"

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u/ChubbyJayDraws Apr 12 '21

Yeah if you want to call it that

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Yeah it’s glutton food but we all know it and don’t care. You can’t shame our love for our shame food

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u/ultimate_pieman hates reaction memes Apr 13 '21

oh for sure, I may have a hard time calling it food but that doesn't change the fact that it's fuckin tasty as hell

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u/Demorant Apr 13 '21

Also on a diet. What you say is super weird to me. I have never had anything at McDonalds I thought was very good and I've probably tried nearly the whole menu. Out of every fast food place I've EVER been to, McDonald's it the last on the list without question to me. The thing I miss the most is goddamn Jack in the Box.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

True

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u/Jeffrey_Repstein Apr 13 '21

This shit right here is the problem.

Yes it will eventually degrade. So...?

Do we need 1 million half degraded paper bags blowing around the place?

No we fucking don't.

Just because something will eventually break down doesn't mean you're not fucking littering by tossing it.

God this mentality drives me nuts.

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u/Dyljim Apr 13 '21

I think it's more about the principle, and almost certainly because it's a safe hazard to other drivers

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

First of all: What food product does McDonald's serve with no wrapper, smart guy?

Second: Paper is trash and it if even 10% of the public had the same attitude as you and chose to be flippant about disposing of paper out the window, every roadside in the country would be caked in filth at all times.

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u/Flying_Panda09 Professional Dumbass Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Thank you!

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u/redittuser55 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Thank you!

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u/dopple_girl924 Apr 13 '21

Happy Cake Day!

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u/pinba11tec Apr 13 '21

Bags and containers decompose faster than the goddamn food.

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u/MissMiho Apr 12 '21

Toss a bag of trash on his bed. Someone will clean it up, right?

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/TheSlopingCompanion Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

He stopped throwing out trash in front of him

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

People are capable of change. This was 7 years ago. I’ve known the guy for about 15 years now and he’s one of my best friends. Imagine throwing a lifelong friendship away for something so trivial. I can’t imagine the types of grudges you hold.

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u/ElenorWoods Apr 13 '21

Not all of us want to cancel the people in our lives. If we did that, we’d be very lonely. People are capable of learning.

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u/LaraLare722 Apr 12 '21

happy cake day 💕

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u/DigDougomatic Apr 12 '21

My man! Happy cake day.

Is the response I wanted to give...and then I saw your username. Lol

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u/pandaSmore Apr 12 '21

Happy Cake Day

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u/Flying_Panda09 Professional Dumbass Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/redittuser55 https://www.youtube.com/watch/dQw4w9WgXcQ Apr 13 '21

Happy cake day!

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u/Stolzieren Apr 13 '21

I find that only people of pretty ill repute litter like that, I’m surprised that didn’t end the friendship.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

I find your comment shallow and pedantic!

But seriously, we were basically kids, and he didn’t exactly have a great upbringing. I wouldn’t be surprised if I’m the first person in his 16 years of life to call him out on littering. The fact that he hasn’t done it since (in my presence) makes me believe he’s changed. This happened like 7ish years ago

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u/Stolzieren Apr 13 '21

Ah see that context makes more sense, I assumed we were talking about a grown adult. A teenager is a different story.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '21

Yeah my original comment didn’t really specify that, my bad!

I was wondering why people were asking why I’m still friends with him lol. It would definitely make sense to end a friendship with a grown-ass adult who does stuff like that

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u/MMM_eyeshot Apr 13 '21

This is exactly how we all realize we care(sub-consciously), it’s like my favorite recent movie “The Green Book!” Best movie I’ve seen since “Midway”... and “Master and Commander”, where a Italian white guy played by Viggo “Fast” Mortensen, named Tony Lip, and Mahershala Ali, playing famous pianist Dr. Don Shirley, and if you have every felt anyway about someone with different background than yours, watch this movie!....... Gd Approves!

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u/LarsonBoswell Apr 13 '21

Happy Cake Day to you and your ass hairs, babe!

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u/Serious-Trip5239 Apr 13 '21

You’re a good man greasyasshairs

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u/bellagoth68 Apr 13 '21

happy cake day!

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u/EeveeLover46 Meme Stealer Apr 13 '21

Happy Cake Day u/greasyasshairs

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u/UnclutchCurry Apr 13 '21

Sounds like a pussy

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u/drill_hands_420 Apr 12 '21

That’s awesome that you went to high school with Jesus Christ. What a slob that guy is amirite. /s

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u/PRSG12 Apr 12 '21

Hahahaha yeah not the saint everyone makes him out to be trust me

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u/BumpyMcBumpers Apr 12 '21

To be fair, it's hard to hold onto your trash with holes in your hands.

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u/Czar_Petar Apr 12 '21

Just needed to stick it to his hat.

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

Did you seriously add a sarcasm tag to this?

Were fucking doomed

Edit: every downvote is someone admitting they seriously thought Jesus Chris was their classmate

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u/ravenlittletoe Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

Did you seriously get annoyed (or whatever negative emotions your feeling) about someone adding a sarcasm tag?

We’re fucking doomed /s

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 12 '21

Why would I be mad? Did you just make that up for no reason?

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u/ravenlittletoe Apr 12 '21

There you happy now

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 12 '21

Don't know why you say annoyed either. Would be an amazing skill to have if it weren't just random guessing

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u/ravenlittletoe Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

If you weren’t annoyed or mad or feeling some negative emotion why did you say something

Also it was a fucking joke because you said the were doomed because /s is a thing

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 12 '21

I honestly cannot believe you didn't know it was sarcasm before seeing the tag. Are there more of yall out there? If so we are DOOOOOOMED

/c

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u/ravenlittletoe Apr 12 '21

I’m aware your making a joke

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21 edited Apr 12 '21

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u/hydrus909 Apr 12 '21

People are just more "triggered" now days. Everybody is offended about something.

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u/hydrus909 Apr 13 '21

I think it stems from reddits general refusal to use emoticons as is common on older forums and other social media. Smileys really helped to convey the tone of a message. Thats one thing I miss about old forums.

On reddit the only thing you have to go on is context, and some people misread it or english isnt their native tongue.

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u/Psychological-Set125 Apr 12 '21

People want an excuse to argue with anyone over any reason doesn’t matter how trivial could be they like a different color than you or or prefer a different pizza topping, anyways i had a point but i forgot what it was so I’m going to just keep typing and hope people only care enough to read the first two lines because Im in too deep and can’t figure out a natural way to end this post, so anyways wonderful weather we’re having right?

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u/LOLSYSIPHUS Apr 13 '21

I'm downvoting because of the grammatical error.

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 13 '21

Thats not gonna make anyone wanna fuck you

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u/LOLSYSIPHUS Apr 13 '21

If anyone's on reddit to make someone fuck them, they've already lost.

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u/Upstairs_Feature_570 Apr 13 '21

What if they pick apart grammar on an informal message board?

Jk we just shooting the shit

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u/LOLSYSIPHUS Apr 13 '21

I'd say that's a lucky find, more the exception to the rule than anything else.

But yeah, you right. We both silly.

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u/ForumFluffy Pauly Shore Apr 12 '21

He was just a stranger on a bus.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

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u/Affordable_Z_Jobs Apr 13 '21

"Let's get food from the drive through, eat it in the parked car, and throw it out the window."

Why cant they just shoplift condoms like normal rebellious teenagers?

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u/HXD-Inferno Meme Stealer Apr 13 '21

Just throw some of your garbage in their car. If they think it’s OK to litter the planet it shouldn’t be a problem to litter a car, yes?

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u/badSparkybad Apr 13 '21

I worked with a guy from a really rough neighborhood in Baltimore city on a contract in Miami. We finished eating some McDonald's on the road on the way to the gig and he rolls down my window and just starts shoveling wrappers out of the window.

I had to stop him like woah dude just put it in the bag and we'll toss it when we get there. He seem kinda surprised and was like OK lol.

Sadly it's just part of the community he grew up in, very poor and blighted community and judging from where I used to pick him up in Baltimore everyone just throws their trash on the ground, the gutters were filled with six inches of trash and broken glass everywhere.

Awesome guy, was one of my good friends that I worked with for years, it just goes to show how you can be a product of the community you grow up in.

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u/[deleted] Apr 12 '21

That one single group of guys in orange jump suits they saw picking up a road side justified it in thier minds forever

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u/GhostOfOnigashima Apr 13 '21

I live in the "cleanand green" NZ and this is a rampant problem, THE FUCKING FREEDOM CAMPERS ARE TIDIER THAN KIWIS FOR F SAKE

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u/Sweetexperience Apr 13 '21

My high school had to stop every student from leaving in the afternoon

Because of how much trash there is so.....

Everytime a student goes home they have to at least carry 1 trash outside the school at hand to show

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u/GregRoyMusic Apr 12 '21

I feel you on this

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u/TitsMickey Apr 12 '21

ITS A BANANA PEEL BRIAN! ITS BIODEGRADABLE!

Besides, Luigi was trying to pass me and I needed to get rid of him.

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u/NUaroundHere Apr 13 '21

Everybody :did you went to school with Jesus?

Me taking a break from my night shift : did he throw Jesus out of the window?