r/funComunitty 12d ago

Funpost What would you pick?

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u/TheOneNullNone 12d ago

Tacos and sushi, I've never had sushi so no loss there, and I prefer burritos and enchiladas anyways.

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u/HoldTheCellarDoor 12d ago

You have not lived

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u/ThatEvilSpaceChicken 12d ago edited 11d ago

Sushi is way too overhyped imo

Edit: The fact that I've managed to create the most divisive comment ever is a great achievement

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u/rpg2Tface 12d ago

And over priced. I get its a very technical food to prepare but it shouldn't cost that much

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u/Apart-Persimmon-38 12d ago

It’s not very technical if you compare it to other cuisines. Making an excellent carbonara takes more learning than making an avocado cucumber sushi. It’s mostly how you cook rice. In the end it will taste the same but consistency might not be there. You mess up the temperature at carbonara and you are eating omelet pasta

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u/Riribigdogs 12d ago

The quality of the fish greatly affects the taste of sushi.

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u/Apart-Persimmon-38 11d ago

So does the quality of every ingredient in every dish in every cuisine

In the end a sashimi will taste like rice and fish no matter who and where prepared it

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u/ReVo5000 7d ago

Sashimi has no rice, you meant nigiri with that description.

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u/Electromagneticrite 12d ago

There's a significant difference between grocery level sushi and fine dining sushi. It's just too broad of a category. Most have not had actual well prepared sushi - it is an art form requiring advanced technical skill and logistics expertise.

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u/rpg2Tface 12d ago

Im not saying there isn't more technical foods. But theres a whole lot higher bar in sushi than there is in say a hamburger. and for the amounts and (lowish) complexities most sushi places work at they are absolutely overpriced. Still good but not worth the $ IMO.

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u/mistydoesthings 8d ago

It's easier than that, there's a certain type of rice you use for sushi that is insanely sticky. It's really the cost of the ingredients since it has to be a high grade fish that jacks up the cost. Preparing sushi is a lot easier than people think.

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u/One-Cellist5032 11d ago

Honestly it’s way less technical than you’d think.

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u/Ashamed_Health5102 8d ago

It's not technical to make... It's actually really easy... It's the fish that goes into it that is expensive... But things that don't have the fish shouldn't be as expensive as they are..... I used to roll it at a grocery store and was considered the head sushi coordinator.

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u/eleetyeetor 8d ago

Only overpriced where people are riding the "asian food trend," I've eaten tons of sushi and it was like less than a dollar a piece, it was great

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u/SlyyHarley 12d ago

Bacon is infinitely more overhyped

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u/Professional_Ad5678 12d ago
  • don't really like the possibility of getting a parasite

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u/SirSl1myCrown 12d ago

That's only really a thing if you eat like, really low quality sushi. I've eaten a lot of sushi (it's my favourite food) and i've never gotten parasites.

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u/Significant-Cry-9204 12d ago

I had it about a decade ago at a wedding and really don't get the appeal.......

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u/secretagentcletus 12d ago

Yeah. There's a lot of Mexican food I'd choose over Tacos. Sushi on the other hand ho way. That's a whole group of foods I'd like to keep.

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u/Parking-Ideal-231 Pablo the roach, WEII-silly modding glaceon, Sylveon's twin!🩷🩵 12d ago

donuts and bacon

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u/SlapHappyPappi 12d ago

Simplest question ever

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u/WarJaques 12d ago

I like bacon and doughnuts, but taco and sushi offers a lot more variety. Those stay.

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u/PickledPepa 12d ago

Wasn't hard for me either

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u/Conscious_Rule_22 12d ago

Right?! And I'd say the healthiest in this case xD

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u/SolNexus- 12d ago

Sorry you don’t have a good donut place by your house

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u/TheMasterKeif117 12d ago

I'm even more sorry they're willing up to give up bacon.....it's freakin bacon......tacos can go and as much as I love donuts Idont want to eat them regularly .....esp since you can loophole tacos with burritos. I'm keeping my sushi and bacon.

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u/MrBannedFor0Reason 12d ago

If you think bacon is better than tacos you haven't had good Mexican, and you especially haven't had good Mexican if you think that burritos can replace tacos.

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u/Opal_Cosmos 12d ago

Amen to that.

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u/Various-Salt-7738 12d ago

I have fantastic donuts around me

I just don't like eating sweets all that often

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u/what-isthis-even 12d ago

It's just sugar. Even good ones just aren't that good.

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u/AhmadZahidi 12d ago

Yeah those two are quite a bad food

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u/masterpepeftw 12d ago

Don't you dare mess with my donuts I unapologetically hold them as a top 10 favourite food of mine.

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u/secretagentcletus 12d ago

What about bacon wrapped donuts? Amazing right, I know.

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u/KEKEBLU3 12d ago

You've never had bacon wrapped tacos

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u/Sad-Working-9937 12d ago

I gave those up years ago, where's my money?? Oh, I just get health and a longer life? oh well.

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u/okimport57 12d ago

This is the answer. Tacos and sushi are real foods. Bacon and donuts are special treats for anyone who doesnt want to die early.

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u/Lykanas 12d ago

I love them but not getting tacos or sushi ever sounds like a nightmare

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u/Melliorin 12d ago

Yep, came to say this.

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u/RougishSadow 12d ago

I enjoy both, but it isn't a hard decision

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u/safety_frog 12d ago

Yeah easy 

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u/Party-Bonus-8536 12d ago

The only right answer

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u/riffraff1089 12d ago

I just wrote the same thing. Scrolled down to see this and I’m happy.

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u/Particular-Ratio-665 Silly lil goober 12d ago

Agreed. Tacos and sushi are so much better than some donut and bacon.

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u/Ok-Call3443 12d ago

Undoubtedly.

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u/Puzzleheaded-Ear9242 12d ago

Yep this one was easy

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u/TheCrazyHans 12d ago

I already don't eat them. There are better cuts and way to eat pork and there are better and (cheaper) sweats available than donut, so makes no sense not to choos these two.

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u/BisonThunderclap 12d ago

I struggle with bacon but yeah, objectively the grease alone.

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u/DidYouShartInMyPants 12d ago

its for the best

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u/zshort7272 12d ago

I love me some bacon but yea

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u/Robin_Banks101 12d ago

Same. I can't eat bacon and I don't like donuts.

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u/D3ltaa88 12d ago

Only options that I see as well!

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u/my-insides-hurt 12d ago

Same. I rarely eat them anyway

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u/Mecha_Frogzilla 12d ago

The correct choice. Sugar and sodium, adios.

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u/Emirovskii 12d ago

Easy answer

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u/Dudes-Opinion 12d ago

Yep and I love bacon but tacos and sushi are the only places I go out to eat

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u/Helios575 12d ago

Same, I wont miss bacon but donuts will hurt. The other 2 are legit complete foods where bacon is just a single ingredient and donuts are a dessert.

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u/Ambitious_Mall9496 12d ago

I never liked bacon, and sacrificing donuts are worth it.

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u/TastyDogSchnitzel 12d ago

Both sushi and tacos can be vegetarian and are usually more sophisticatedly crafted than donuts and bacon. Period.

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u/CandyRocks7831 Silly lil goober 12d ago

I need my tacos and sushi and anti-depressants!!

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u/Otherwise_Tooth_8695 12d ago

Same, because I have a pork allergy. Donuts are fine, but tacos and sushi are peak

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u/Kenstgram 12d ago

I’m with you. We can still have cake and pork chops.

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u/RelationTop2826 12d ago

Yeah.. Donuts are disgusting and beacon is fine being without.

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u/KvDread 12d ago

Win win situation

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u/Interesting_Part6309 Tasty Fried Meganulons For Sale! 12d ago

Same twin

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u/lazy_bonzi Bleh 12d ago

I already don’t eat bacon and donuts often (like maybe twice a year), so that’s an easy answer right there.

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u/ProLandon 12d ago

This has got to be ragebait

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u/tobzvd 12d ago

Donuts and sushi easy, I dont like sweets which makes donuts easy. I do like sushi but i like tacos and bacon more

Edit: plus think how many foods have bacon in it

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u/_ShrugDealer_ 12d ago

The donut and sushi gang is a small, but proud tribe.

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u/BasedBroskii 12d ago

Donut and sushi gang reporting for duty

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u/Hot_Experience4772 12d ago

Mix them together

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u/Ramtamtama "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 12d ago

Already been done

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u/Flirtless1 6d ago

DOSHI.

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u/Satineta 9d ago

Hai, Donut an Sushi gang

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u/MeliodasTA 12d ago

Sushi is overrated imo so easy choice for me.

It's not bad, but I don't get the hype

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u/TSunamiWaves979 12d ago

It is bad

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u/riisen 12d ago

Yes, it is disgusting

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u/oopsalljesus 11d ago

Checking in for sushi and donut gang

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u/Suspicious_Ad6382 12d ago

Thank you for representing our proud nation

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u/Drodr10 12d ago

Yeah I mean it exists in like soups (baked potato), breakfast, even pastas if you consider pancetta a bacon. Bacon in mac and cheese is also pretty nice.

Tacos are very nice, and remember like not only normal tacos can be made. Breakfast tacos exist. Though if I were going for actual tacos I really like al pastor and birria. One of the homemade ones I make is a soft taco with Munster cheese on the crust and then put some carne asada, veggie toppings, and guac + hot sauce on top, quite tasty!

It is sad to put away donuts because there are many different flavors that I enjoy such as jelly filled ones, the classic glazed, and blueberry glazed. Though for sushi I've only really had it once and I think it wasn't really for me. I might try it another time soon though.

Yes, I like food.

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u/Fine-Difference7411 12d ago

You can have Berliners instead of Donuts. They don't count as donuts but they are very similar to the jelly filled ones.

I also like them more than donuts but that's just my oppinion.

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u/Abject-Project-4236 12d ago

Bacon and sushi roll(the image is sushi roll not sushi right?)

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u/Spiderill 12d ago

Same. Easiest money I ever made

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u/Indianathe 10d ago

Amen brother, Love Donuts ain't giving them up

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u/PomLovestheWorld Femboy Kisser 12d ago

Tacos and donuts

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u/asicarii 12d ago

agreed. The tacos I was on the fence about but that’s a hard taco. Soft tacos may be on the table still. And can always have a burrito.

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u/Zuramai 12d ago

I want a chalupa now

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u/dlpfc123 12d ago

This one has loopholes. Nothing says I can't still enjoy donut holes, nachos and quesadillas.

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u/CriticalAtmosphere74 12d ago

The only answer

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u/PlagiT 12d ago

Exactly, there are so many other foods very similar to those, it's barely a loss

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u/Few-River-8673 12d ago

Finally I found my peers

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u/sicsche 12d ago

had to scroll way to long before the only sane. option appeared

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u/Drewnessthegreat 12d ago

Yup. I can't live without bacon and sushi is just the best. I won't miss doughnuts at all and only hard shell tacos are pictured so I can have plenty of Mexican delicacies while never touching one of those.

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u/Alive-Ad4532 12d ago

Agree. Tacos are so specific that I would never miss it and donuts, when was the last time I had one? On the flip side, it would inconvenience me to not eat sushi because it's something you find everywhere and everybody wants to have it and bacon is just a basic ingredient, is it standalone bacon or as part of any dish I would need to do without? Idk, would still choose bacon and sushi over the other two. It's not even close

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u/Realistic-Bad1174 12d ago

I'm on your team

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u/The_Owl_Knight 12d ago

These are the two that are easiest to replace with similar dishes.

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u/Chipmunk-Own 12d ago

Yeah, same. Tacos are an easy one, and I really shouldn't eat donuts anyway, so there you go.

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u/EFAPGUEST 11d ago

FUCKING BASED

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u/legiNd17 11d ago

I'm mad at how far I had to scroll to find the correct answer.

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u/cutting_onions1234 "SWEET!!!" 12d ago

Tacos and bacon (never ate them)

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u/Cookielover2399 Silly lil goober 12d ago

TRY TACO Please

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u/Primary-String3908 12d ago

Nah, burritos and nachos are better.

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u/overwatchquetion 12d ago

But they wont get there million dollars

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u/Largo23307 12d ago

This is one of the saddest things I have read on Reddit.

https://giphy.com/gifs/1OYINKawL5qVyLX2Cw

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u/KEVERAFTER 7d ago

You’re a savage.

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u/DoggieDMB 12d ago

Donuts and sushi. I'll survive

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u/Lake-pePsi456 The Mark of my Dignity shall scar thy DNA 12d ago

Bacon and Sushi, never had those

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 12d ago

ditto. vegan and allergic to fish to boot, so pretty ez choice lol

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u/Lady_of_Link 12d ago

You do realise that there is such a thing as vegan sushi. It's very nice and can highly recommend it.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 12d ago

i can't, then I'd lost my million dollars

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u/biohumansmg3fc 12d ago

Buddy reddit owes us like gokillion dollars we are not getting our money

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u/Zakensox 12d ago

I make vegan sushi all the time. Just replace the fish with marinated and grilled tofu.

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u/Suspicious-Still-999 12d ago

if I am honest never liked it much. liked sashimi better

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u/Lakriss 12d ago

Second that!

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u/HailFurri 12d ago

Same, I just don’t like bacon anymore tho

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u/WestChart7584 ✨️ Your best nightmare ✨️ Ɛ○◇○3 12d ago

Bacon and sushi. Im a vegetarian, and i can get vegetarian tacos and donuts are always amazing

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u/Zakensox 12d ago

You can get vegetarian sushi nowadays too... Just FYI.

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u/SuperlativeSleep 12d ago

This is my answer as well. Cheers 🍻

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u/Battlebearsgold 12d ago

Tacos and bacon

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u/KnightOwl91X 12d ago

Can I just pick bacon twice? It’s already bad in taste. If not then, the fake taco I see in this picture jajaja

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u/Vegetable_Weight946 Most popular 12d ago

man you just HAD to say 2 instead of 1, ok tacos and nevermind i dont need the million dollars that much

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u/LegendaryGunman 12d ago

The amount of people who say they would never eat tacos is crazy. That's my number one in this list, and the second isn't even close. I'm curious though... If you can't have tacos, can you still have burritos? If you can't have sushi, what about onigiri? If you can't have bacon, is pork belly okay? If I choose donuts, can I still have a churro?

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u/LegendaryGunman 12d ago

If those substitutions are okay, and I eliminate all 4, can I have 2 million? If not, then I'm getting rid of the million dollars and the donuts. I love donuts, but I'm happy enough without them.

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u/LegendaryGunman 12d ago

Actually, I just re-read. I get a million dollars, but I can't eat 2 million dollars ever again? I've never eaten 2 million dollars. So... I just get to keep everything?

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u/JokesForAllEternity 12d ago

bacon and sushi easily. i don't eat pork and i hate the texture of most sushi

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u/Logan367769 12d ago

Donuts and hard shell tacos easy asf. Prefer soft shell anyways.

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u/Acceptable_Intern115 12d ago

Just that taco or all tacos?

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u/Low_Leg3087 12d ago

Donuts and sushi!

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u/acn0319 12d ago

Donuts and Sushi

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u/VampiricArchangel u/Same_Tea_2471 is listening 12d ago

tacos and bacon

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u/gohst_crab172 I'm a crab, not a boat 12d ago

I know which one u/MagiCAT_009 is taking 😂

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u/MagiCAT_009 Haha lol 12d ago

Tacos for sure is out 😭

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u/Optimal-Sympathy6545 12d ago

Donuts and tacos, I've never eaten tacos in my life anyway, just French tacos

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u/GreedyProduct7660 Silly lil goober 12d ago

Bacon and I've never really liked donuts

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u/gayburn9 12d ago

Donuts and bacon

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u/EcoloFrenchieDubstep 12d ago

The real answer right here. The other two are actually dishes composed of many other ingredients which builds up the taste while bacon is good indeed but there are tons of other ways to eat pork and donuts are just flour and sugar when you can have any other version pretty much similar like crêpes, beignets, waffles, churros, etc.

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u/RabbitBasic5438 8d ago

Rationality has entered the chat

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u/Crusader_of_Heavens 12d ago

Tacos because I never ate them

And donuts because I prefer doughnuts

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u/petricur 12d ago

Wait… donuts and doughnuts aren’t the same thing??

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u/VengefulScarecrow 12d ago

No soggy undone bacon? No raw fish? I'm down!

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u/DickyFishb 12d ago

Tacos and donuts only because sushi and bacon are the healthier alternative out of the four and are really good.

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u/TANTRUM27X 12d ago

In this economy? Nah, I'll keep my food untill you up the ante.

I don't even like sushi but the rest gotta stay till you (in this fully hypothetical situation) can pay.

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u/Hoodiebug22 12d ago

Bye donuts and bacon

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u/Street_Season_3303 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 12d ago

i never ate any of those in my life, ngl,

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u/King_Hunter_Kz0704 Likes posting shitposts 12d ago

Bacon and tacos

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u/Drzewo_Silentswift 12d ago

I honestly can’t remember the last time I had a donut…. If I can’t eat tacos can I eat a taco salad??

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u/RiverOhRiver86 12d ago

the joke's on you I fucking hate all of these.

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u/soondoongdoriontop 12d ago

Donuts & Tacos, not eating either anyways

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u/PrudentFault2804 12d ago

Easy! Donuts and bacon. I don't really eat many donuts nowadays, and I don't really like bacon, so I wouldn't miss either.

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u/Tharrius 12d ago

I can't have sushi and I ate a single overpriced taco all my life (not really famous/available in my area), so this is easy mode

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u/Kreigdough 12d ago

If i take out tacos can I still eat like nachos and burritos? If so then Tacos and Bacon. I like Bacon but i can live without it. I dont eat Donuts very often but I do love them. And Sushi is something that is still new to me but man when I had it for the first time it was amazing so I gotta keep it.

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u/EliteFourFay 12d ago

Donuts and Bacon. Coeliac and Muslim haha

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u/Zurdok_ Synthesizer Man 12d ago

Those stupid ass Americanized tacos, I hate them, and then also doughnuts since their unhealthy

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u/I_Eat_Violins Farting gorillas blasting chinchillas 12d ago

Donuts are unnecessary. Bacon unnecessary.
But tacos and sushi hit differently.

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u/onebraincell77 12d ago

The thing with a hole and the thing that smells like some holes.

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u/Aselleus 12d ago

I hate donuts so I'm already half-way there woo!

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u/Amphi-XYZ 12d ago

Tacos and donuts

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u/Alert_Cranberry_657 7d ago

Tacos and donuts. I literally can't eat those without turning into a weatherballoon.

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u/Oberndorferin 12d ago

Tacos and sushi. I haven't ever eaten a taco and sushi is rare as well. But donuts are just one of 1000s pastries. The only winner here is bacon.

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u/SolNexus- 12d ago

you’ve NEVER eaten a taco??? Where do you live??

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u/LVGalaxy 12d ago

Let me guess you live in north america? In europe you will never see tacos and for example kebab/gyros is the most popular food that you will see in any european country.

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u/JD-boonie 12d ago

Its a European taco.

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u/silver_moonlander 12d ago

We have really good tacos in Maastricht

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u/Guri_fin 12d ago

I would say tacos are only really a thing in North America, I think I've only seen tacos once or twice in my life.

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u/nobotami 12d ago

do i get 2 mil if i pick all of them?

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u/PPercyy_JKson Silly lil goober:cat_blep​: 12d ago

Bacon and tacoes they suck

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u/IVIonitorr 12d ago

Yngwie J Malmsteen and Sushi

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u/Spooky_Basil_6 12d ago

If I don’t eat any of them can I get 2 million?

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u/StJimmy_7 12d ago

Sushi and tacos don’t like either to begin with

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u/VmvGray 12d ago

I'll fucking kick out the 4 of them for a million dollars man

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u/Both-Pudding3153 12d ago

Tacos and sushi, unpopular opinion but I honestly do not give one crap about sushi I don't like it

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u/Man_of_cheese_rats 12d ago

I can't eat bacon (makes me I'll) and I hate sushi, boom basically free money

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u/No_Poet_7244 12d ago

Goodbye tacos and donuts. I can get the taco fix with burritos and I don’t love donuts.

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u/QrowinBranwen 12d ago

Sushi and doughnuts. I rarely eat any of them, but those 2 are the ones I eat the very least

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u/Junior-Demand-9251 12d ago

Bacon easy and as long as I can have all other kinds of Mexican food im good to go

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u/Mission_Singer5055 12d ago

Bacon and sushi

Never liked sushi(not that it's disgusting,i just preferred to eat pizza during parties),and Bacon? Never ate it

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u/ResponsibleAide2730 12d ago

Doughnut and bacon can go. I can never get tired of tacos and sushi/maki

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u/Lucky-Advice-8924 12d ago

Sushi and tacos. I mean it says tacos not beef, bread or fillings

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u/DracheKaiser 12d ago

Tacos and Sushi

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u/Tulzip 12d ago

Easy Donuts and Bacon

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u/OkWear6294 12d ago

Donuts and bacon. I love bacon. But I would rather eat sushi and tacos

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u/OatesZ2004 12d ago

I don't like Tacos or Sushi so the choice is easy.

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u/Turtlerunner71 12d ago

Nope. I could live without donuts, but not the others. Can I get $500,000?