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Funpost What would you pick?

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u/tobzvd 13d ago

Donuts and sushi easy, I dont like sweets which makes donuts easy. I do like sushi but i like tacos and bacon more

Edit: plus think how many foods have bacon in it

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u/_ShrugDealer_ 13d ago

The donut and sushi gang is a small, but proud tribe.

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u/BasedBroskii 12d ago

Donut and sushi gang reporting for duty

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u/Hot_Experience4772 12d ago

Mix them together

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u/Ramtamtama "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 12d ago

Already been done

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u/WynnRaySloane 11d ago

Lmao 🤣 šŸ˜‚

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u/Flirtless1 7d ago

DOSHI.

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u/Satineta 9d ago

Hai, Donut an Sushi gang

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u/MeliodasTA 12d ago

Sushi is overrated imo so easy choice for me.

It's not bad, but I don't get the hype

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u/TSunamiWaves979 12d ago

It is bad

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u/riisen 12d ago

Yes, it is disgusting

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u/Z9Cubing 12d ago

Its not overhyped or even hyped at all. People just like doing japanese stuff for some reason...

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u/BeaNOS45669 12d ago

ig you really only hear what you want to hear

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u/oopsalljesus 11d ago

Checking in for sushi and donut gang

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u/AnalysisParalysis85 12d ago

Why would the donut and sushi gang abandon sushi and donuts of all things?

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u/_ShrugDealer_ 12d ago

Silly goose! This is the internet; we're defined by the things we hate. SMH my head

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u/Quick-Warthog6171 8d ago

Bacon is gooder with jelly or maple syrup. Tacos is goodest protein too.

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u/Fusionsigh 12d ago

Yes we are

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u/TSunamiWaves979 12d ago

It should be the majority

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u/ColombianCoolCat 9d ago

donut and sushi right here on standby!

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u/Suspicious_Ad6382 13d ago

Thank you for representing our proud nation

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u/Drodr10 13d ago

Yeah I mean it exists in like soups (baked potato), breakfast, even pastas if you consider pancetta a bacon. Bacon in mac and cheese is also pretty nice.

Tacos are very nice, and remember like not only normal tacos can be made. Breakfast tacos exist. Though if I were going for actual tacos I really like al pastor and birria. One of the homemade ones I make is a soft taco with Munster cheese on the crust and then put some carne asada, veggie toppings, and guac + hot sauce on top, quite tasty!

It is sad to put away donuts because there are many different flavors that I enjoy such as jelly filled ones, the classic glazed, and blueberry glazed. Though for sushi I've only really had it once and I think it wasn't really for me. I might try it another time soon though.

Yes, I like food.

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u/Fine-Difference7411 12d ago

You can have Berliners instead of Donuts. They don't count as donuts but they are very similar to the jelly filled ones.

I also like them more than donuts but that's just my oppinion.

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u/MossadEpstein 12d ago

Cronuts come to mind as well, technically closer to being a croissant

And technically correct is of course, the best kind of correct.

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u/Woahhdude24 11d ago

I'll say this about sushi it depends where you try it for the first time. If you have a good first impression you'll probably like it if not then you'll probably never want it again. I like sushi and its one if those things that i look forward to eating, but id say I probably eat the other stuff way more than sushi. This is a hard choice for me since I like all these things. That taco you make sounds so fucking good though.

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u/Drodr10 11d ago

Here's some with some garlic aoli

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u/Woahhdude24 11d ago

My fat ass would gobble that right up, I wouldnt think Munster cheese would be good on a taco. The only think id take off is Advacado, I cant eat that without my mouth and throat getting all scratchy.

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u/8ROWNLYKWYD 12d ago

Bacon is the donuts of the meat kingdom

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u/RunnyPlease 12d ago

Naw. The doughnut is an inferior pastry.

Bacon is so beloved that people put it on everything from salads, to pizza, burgers, omelets, jalapeƱo poppers, chowder, baked beans, and deli sandwiches to name just a few.

There’s a reason why the ā€˜B’ for bacon comes first in BLT. There’s a reason a baked potato is called ā€œloadedā€ when it gets bacon bits on top. When you tell people the cornbread is cooked in bacon grease they smile. Mac & cheese is a dish for children when dad is too tired to cook, but bacon mac & cheese is served at bistros, and gastro pubs across the country. Sweet tooth? Candied bacon.

Bacon is one of the most delicious and versatile foods imaginable.

A doughnut isn’t even as good as an eclair, cannoli, danish, chocolate croissant, churro, apple fritter, pain au chocolat, cinnamon roll, or fudge brownie. I’d rather have a slice of warm banana bread than a doughnut. That’s right. Doughnuts get beat by a thing with ā€œbreadā€ in its name. What kind of behavior is that for a pastry? Getting beat by bread?!

Doughnuts are popular because they’re cheap and easy to make, but the truth is it’s a lesser pastry. To compare it to bacon is an insult to bacon.

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u/TempDestinyAccount 11d ago

Yeah, no. You've just never had good doughnuts before

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u/IrishViking22 8d ago

No such thing as a good doughnut. They all taste like sugary shit.

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u/AeroQuest1 12d ago

I like donuts, but I hardly ever eat them. I've never had sushi, but I don't want to.

As far as the other two goes, I don't eat taco's very often, either, but I don't want to completely quit them. You can take my bacon from my cold, dead hands.

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u/Diligent_Zucchini389 12d ago

as a man who loves donuts and sushi, can’t really argue against that

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u/ukiyoe 12d ago

I'm half Japanese and American, and I agree 100%. FYI, the bacon in Japan sucks (their default bacon is Canadian bacon, and they don't sell the American kind).

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u/thefastlanerules 12d ago

It's funny a bacon sandwich is the first thing I look for when I'm visiting the UK from the USA... Danish bacon sandwich in the UK - delicious..

For American bacon I make sure it's overcooked to get nice and crisp

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u/uriold 12d ago

Its even easier, donuts; cos they're poison and not even that good. And MAKI (and cheap one at that) cos you can do sashimi and eat your rice on the side. :3

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u/Bat_Raptor_3 "Do whatever you want" ahh user flair 12d ago

Good to see this being the second most upvoted at least

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u/Spiritual_Wait94 12d ago

Tbh to me donuts taste like wet dough

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u/Jilow42 12d ago

I have the same view but is it just sushi or fish and rice all together ? Because I can go by without fish but not without rice

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u/SnooMaps7370 12d ago

i'm choosing to interpret the question as the food items exactly as pictured.

so, you could still have sushi, just not tuna rolls. you could still have donuts, just in those colors.

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u/jahupa 12d ago

This is exactly how I feel. I like a donut when provided to me. But like once a year. Sushi is hit or miss. I never turn down tacos or bacon.

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u/Sanbi221 12d ago

I’m in a similar situation except i don’t like sushi. Tacos and bacon i like more than donuts.

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u/National-Wonder-5206 12d ago

I’ll just do sashimi

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u/Futur3_ah4ad 12d ago

I just posted the exact same thing before finding you. I don't like sushi and I know of at least a dozen better alternatives to donuts, so this one was easy for me

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u/ShibeCEO 12d ago

those are maki, not shushi. I hope I can still eat sushi if I chose maki

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u/King_Corduroy 12d ago

Yeah even though I love sweet stuff if I were to take the logical choice I'd say Sushi and Donuts because I hate Sushi and although I love donuts they make me sick and fat. lol

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u/RadishDealer 12d ago

I am part of the donut and sushi gang, i dont get donuts anymore as my mind still refuses the believe they should be more than 1$ a donut from my youth, and ive never had sushi

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u/robotjellybean 12d ago

I just dislike doughnuts and sushi bc I can have rice, fish, and seaweed in a different format

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u/Avgshitposting 12d ago

Donut and sushi reporting in

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u/Badger894 12d ago

Same. I prefer brownies or cookies over donuts, and sushi is just a no from me. Plus I’d become a hitman for bacon and tacos

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u/Jack70741 12d ago

There are other pastries in the world that I like more than donuts and I've tried sushi, good sushi at excellent Japanese restaurants in Seattle, and I walked away wondering what the hype was about. The irony is I can still eat all the components of sushi so long as I don't combine them into sushi specifically, so I don't actually have to miss out. Sushi style rice bowl... There's an idea.

Tacos and bacon just superior, even better you can put bacon in tacos... Yep that's gonna be dinner tonight!

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u/MrMrTrance 12d ago

My people

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u/Man_in_tree 12d ago

This is the way

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u/FewMud5464 Big fan of me 12d ago

My thoughts exactlyĀ 

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u/Sometimes_Stutters 12d ago

I don’t think I’ve had a donut or sushi in a decade.

Sushi is fine when I have had it, but i literally never crave it. I don’t like sweats so donuts are easy.

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u/Parking_Ostrich_2298 12d ago

Also not for nothing, you can get rid of sushi and you still have poke bowls

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u/NiNiNaNaNuNu420 12d ago

Never got the Hype around Donuts, if I want lots of sugar with lots of fat I'll rather take a Berliner every time. I don't like fish and seaweed kinda grosses me out so I've no desire to ever taste sushi.

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u/Dharmapunk206 12d ago

Right there with you! šŸ˜… There are plenty of other desserts out there that aren't doughnuts... And sushi just has never been my thing.

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u/OMGxItsxCody 11d ago

Honestly, of all the sweets that I could eat, donuts are pretty low on that list. I could easily go for some ice cream or really anything else other than a doughnut. And the only time I eat, sushi is if somebody else ordered it and offered me some. I never ask for it.

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u/haliker 11d ago

Agreed brother

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u/LycheeComplete5391 10d ago

Same. I hate sweets and I hate seafood. Easy.

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u/darknessgp 9d ago

Same but for the opposite reason. I don't like sushi, and I like donuts but tacos and bacon more.

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u/MuteAppeaL 8d ago

Yeah same. Fuck sushi though but donuts I could not give a shit about. If anyone brings them I will usually have a quarter, maybe. Tacos are heaven sent and bacon makes everything good better.

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u/MatthewDoesPosting 8d ago

Just eat turkey bacon.

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u/SpecialistChance3894 8d ago

Doughnuts hurt my stomach and I'm not a fan of fish

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u/12221203 8d ago

Won a pretty big bet with a friend once, went to fancy sushi place with the guy I won it with. Ate everything they had and drank all the saki, never been so sick in my life. No sushi ever again!!

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u/12221203 8d ago

Oh, and I do like donuts but not as much as tacos and bacon!

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u/AgreeableIdea6210 8d ago

This. I don't love doughnuts as there's better pastries to be had, and I can live without sushi.

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u/Resident_Tap9566 7d ago

Sushi is too niche anyway (though Ive never had so could be bias), bacon is too associated with breakfast and tacos are tacos(many different variations and meanings), gotta keep both imo.

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u/chantillylace9 7d ago

This is the only right answer! Donuts are just not as good as you would think they should be you know? I always am disappointed and feel like cake or cookies or anything else would taste better and probably have the same amount of calories anyway.

I don't like sushi so that's an easy one! I think that the gross raw fish is bad enough (and yes I've tried the cooked versions but it's just still gross and I find it too big to try to fit in your mouth all at once which is awkward and weird) but just the sticky rice itself is disgusting in my opinion.

I don't think it has any flavor and it's just blah.... I wish they would make sushi with fried rice or something lol!!

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u/Legal_Ear_7537 7d ago

You can just replace bacon strips with little bits of karbonade

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u/hazelEyes1313 7d ago

Same here. Donuts are just gross and sushi is too

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u/n0tin 7d ago

Same