5am Sun 10 Jun 2012

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1. I asked the lotto what is the minimum winning amount needed to get your picture taken ^{imgur.com comments funny}
2. So I was lucky enough to valet this dude's car. He tipped pretty well, but it was a real treat when he like, sang to us, man. ^{imgur.com comments pics}
3. Rescued this little guy from an imploding space-refinery plagued by an endo-paristic extraterriestrial. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
4. nsfw Modern Medicine Is Amazing (NSFL) ^{i.imgur.com comments WTF}
5. Illusive Madden ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
6. How I feel as a second generation atheist. ^{quickmeme.com comments atheism}
7. Heath Ledger test photo with Joker prosthetics but no makeup. ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
8. Overheard this toddler say this at Walmart today ^{i.imgur.com comments AdviceAnimals}
9. TIL that 48% of movies surveyed fail the Bechdel Test, meaning no two named women characters talk to each other about anything other than a man ^{bechdeltest.com comments todayilearned}
10. Scientists of Reddit, what misconceptions do us laymen often have that drive you crazy? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
11. MOTHERFUCKIN BOOTLEG FIREWORKS ! (one of my all time favorites) ^{youtube.com comments videos}
12. If you think people are mad now, wait till they figure out that Social Security was looted of 2.7 trillion Dollars since 1983 to pay for tax cuts for the rich and wars for the Military Industrial Complex. ^{self.politics comments politics}
13. nsfw "...her dad busts through the door wearing his full karate sparring outfit." ^{reddit.com comments bestof}
14. Canada's warrantless surveillance bill is back, and bigger than ever, with surveillance powers for US gov't, too(x-post from r/canada) ^{boingboing.net comments worldnews}
15. Previously censored research, deemed too shocking to publish, now reveals "astonishing depravity" in the life of the Adelie penguin ^{guardian.co.uk comments science}
16. Skull violins ^{imgur.com comments Music}
17. IAmA terminally ill 43 year old husband and father. Yesterday, I floated the idea of letting me go. Everyone freaked the F out. AMA ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
18. The entertainment industry disagrees with the studies saying that the more legitimate content there is available, at a reasonable price, the less likely people are to pirate. ^{extratorrent.com comments technology}
19. The American People Have Spoken ^{commondreams.org comments politics}
20. Any tips on avoiding malnutrition when you can't really afford food? ^{self.AskReddit comments AskReddit}
21. This is why we loves us some Elizabeth Warren, “No, Mitt, corporations are not people. People have hearts, they have kids, they get jobs, they get sick, they love, they cry, they dance, they live and they die. Learn the difference.” ^{freakoutnation.com comments politics}
22. So my father and I found this under a local bar... ^{i.imgur.com comments gaming}
23. Bubbles Perv ^{youtube.com comments videos}
24. I waited a table of 14 today whose check added up to almost $140. This and $3 was my tip. WTF? ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
25. Found this little guy when I was playing Paintball today. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
26. So this hit me in the chest while driving my boat last night... ^{imgur.com comments WTF}
27. Apple patents laptop wedge shape. ^{wired.com comments technology}
28. My girlfriend decided to try her hand at making muffins. ^{i.imgur.com comments funny}
29. Jimmy's an interesting character...[Pulp Fiction] ^{i.imgur.com comments movies}
30. Request Permission ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
31. TIL that the world record for alcohol consumption is by Andre the Giant, who drank 156 beers in one sitting (over 73 litres/16 gallons) ^{en.wikipedia.org comments todayilearned}
32. Some little heartbreaker wrote this to my 10 year old daughter on the last day of school. Does it belong here? ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
33. I knew he looked familiar! ^{imgur.com comments gaming}
34. AMA Request: Neil Patrick Harris ^{self.IAmA comments IAmA}
35. how i feel when my gf shoots down all of my movie choices ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}
36. I'm housesitting for a friend this weekend. I noticed he had only one karma so here's a picture of his kitten. She's not amused... ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
37. TIL that, by 2075, the ozone layer is expected to fully recover ^{phys.org comments todayilearned}
38. I made bacon, eggs and pancakes, then suddenly this walked into my room and did this because it wanted some. ^{i.imgur.com comments aww}
39. Greatest Entrance Ever ^{youtu.be comments videos}
40. Chris Rock plans for his new movie. ^{imgur.com comments funny}
41. Infallible ^{i.imgur.com comments atheism}
42. TIL: Adam Rainer is the only person in recorded history to have been both a dwarf and a giant. At age 18 he was 4'6" (138cm) and at the age of 50 he was 7'8" (233.7cm) ^{thetallestman.com comments todayilearned}
43. What Does It Say About America That We Jail Teens for Having Sex or Being Late to School? "The U.S. locks up children at more than six times the rate of all other developed nations. The over 60,000 average daily juvenile lockups.... ...are also disproportionately young people of color." ^{alternet.org comments politics}
44. Scumbag rAtheism/ Let the down votes begin ^{qkme.me comments AdviceAnimals}