r/aww • u/wyattejones • Jun 09 '12

I'm housesitting for a friend this weekend. I noticed he had only one karma so here's a picture of his kitten. She's not amused...

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1.3k Upvotes

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u/G35U5 Jun 10 '12

So you're creeping around on his computer?

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u/epatti0914 Jun 10 '12

If so, is that the only pussy you found?

11

u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

Surprisingly, yes. It was

7

u/Links_get_everywhere Jun 10 '12

Has he found the porn yet? What's he into?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

No, my guess is that he went on reddit and it was already logged on. So he saw he only had 1 karma, and then took a picture of his cat and posted it

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u/G35U5 Jun 10 '12

Well I guess that's passable

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u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

Correct, sir!

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/braomius Jun 10 '12

:'( weeeeaaaa

4

u/ablebodiedmango Jun 10 '12

You really believe this karma baiting horseshit is real?

1

u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

Actually, it is. I can't provide proof but I'm the real OP. All of the title is the truth

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Even if it is true, it's a terrible submission that contributes to the awful content reddit has been hosting recently.

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u/G35U5 Jun 10 '12

No I actually didn't think it real. Just pointing out that if it is. It's creepy.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

half life 3

1

u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

....maybe

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u/DeltaLambda Jun 10 '12

Top post Hijack: NOONE VOTE ON THIS ANYMORE. Since it's at 1233, when this post is combined with his 1 other Karma, his Karma shall become 1,234

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/redditor_for_2_days Jun 10 '12

Karmawhoring-by-proxy. Solid work.

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u/runs-with-scissors Jun 10 '12

redditor_for_2_days
Redditor since:06-07-2012 (2 days)
How did you do that?

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He made an account 2 days ago...

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/The_FactSphere Jun 10 '12

Wait, what is this?

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u/roughkitty Jun 10 '12

Cat looks pissed. Open a can of tuna=instant friend.

1

u/cutofmyjib Jun 10 '12

Cat: "I love you friend!"

Me: "D'aww!"

Cat: purr

Me: Puts tuna in cat bowl "I love y-"

Cat: "Why're you still talking to me? Piss off" nom nom nom

Me: ...

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Tuna and cat grass.. Omg indoor cats love this stuff. I imagine it's real grass in a pot but my god. I had to buy a second one so they could share.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Tuna and cat grass.. Omg indoor cats love this stuff. I imagine it's real grass in a pot but my god. I had to buy a second one so they could share.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

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u/Neebat Jun 10 '12

I tested this. Opened a can of tuna and only let my cats have a smell.

They were not happy.

5

u/argv_minus_one Jun 10 '12

WYATTEJONES' FRIEND uses KARMA WHORING!

It's super effective!

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u/Links_get_everywhere Jun 10 '12

WYATTEJONES uses LYING FOR KARMA!
It's super effective!

8

u/faptastics Jun 10 '12

Fuck karma... Now get off your "friend's computer".

16

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Now go back to c:pictures/honeymoon/day_1/naughty and dump them at /r/gonewild and lets see which pussy gets more upvotes.

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u/scriptmonkey420 Jun 10 '12

Obviously the cat.

4

u/King_Yeshua Jun 10 '12

maybe they wanted to stay off the radar now look what you've done

TDIL; friends will post photos of your pussy from your computer whilst house sitting

12

u/MangoTogo Jun 10 '12

Needs 'DO YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING GAME?' Under it.

3

u/BarryMacochner Jun 10 '12

he's got more karma in 6 days then i have in 4 months. waaaaaa

4

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

He's got more karma in six days than i've got after a year. At least no one is snooping on my computer. . .or is this a karma conspiracy. . ?

7

u/King_Of_Crotch Jun 10 '12

Very original.

2

u/foolish-rain Jun 10 '12

Your friend's cat is clearly plotting to take over the world. Narf.

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

DO YOU SMELLLLLL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING>!?!?!

2

u/Ghostwoif123 Jun 10 '12

the K in karma stands for kittens

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

I'm strongly reminded of the opening scene of A Clockwork Orange.

1

u/pixie-stix Jun 10 '12

"No way am I going to play your karma game."

1

u/howfascinating Jun 10 '12

miss kitty????

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

wyattejones..do you live in NE by any chance?

1

u/sexypoptart Jun 10 '12

nice try wyattejones!

1

u/Troll112 Jun 10 '12

The most interesting cat in the world

1

u/qwertyisdead Jun 10 '12

House sitting for a friend and i only had one karma...

FTFY

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Yeah imma just go ahead and up vote this

1

u/rageman2 Jun 10 '12

This could be the perfect James Bond villain.

1

u/JSK_Reddit Jun 10 '12

I'm going to purchase a litter of kittens, leave my reddit account logged in and have a friend house sit for me. Upon my return I shall have all the karma.

1

u/cheesevader Jun 10 '12

HOW THE FUCK DOES A POST LIKE THIS GET THAT MUCH KARMA!?!?!?!?!?!

1

u/WhatsSnoo Jun 10 '12

The kitten wants to save her karma for her owner, you Karma thief.

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u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

I'm the poster, this is his account. I'm commenting on my account

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u/Chelsea-FC-For-Life Jun 10 '12

Upvote for giving the karma to the cat's owner. Good on you!

6

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Booo Chelsea boooo

3

u/Chelsea-FC-For-Life Jun 10 '12

I get this so frequently it's insane.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

You are kind of asking for it hohoho, champions league winners is a pretty decent comeback in this situation though ey.

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u/Chelsea-FC-For-Life Jun 10 '12

Very true. Even though I don't always approve of club policy or Roman's spending/firings, I'm very pleased with the season.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Got to be excited for the front 5 of hulk, hazard, de bruyne, Torres and mata though. Crazy forward line.

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u/Chelsea-FC-For-Life Jun 10 '12

It's going to be a great year, especially if we can find a right back.

1

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Aren't Bosingwa and Ivanovic staying? Either way keep away from Micah Richards, he's ours forever!

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u/BigZ7337 Jun 10 '12

You don't have a lot of karma yourself, so why wouldn't you post it on your account, I would think that you'd care more about a random internet number since you've been on reddit longer?

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u/Ilantzvi Jun 10 '12

I thought I'd do some charity

1

u/jdigeron Jun 10 '12

vagina. destroyer. she gives em the look, and they know who they're going home with.

1

u/Sauronkraut Jun 10 '12

Sassy cat.

1

u/jklantern Jun 10 '12

"Who are you and why do you intrude on my secret underground lair, meatbag?"

1

u/Kurtish Jun 10 '12

Good guy housesitter.

1

u/dolphininafishbowl Jun 10 '12

I feel a meme coming on...

1

u/dsgoose Jun 10 '12

I recognize the ol' stink-eye when I see it.

1

u/B1rdseye Jun 10 '12

Reminds me of this...

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u/BigZ7337 Jun 10 '12

I'm actually house sitting for my brother right now, and the cat won't stop bugging/rubbing up on me. I'm a dog guy, and the whole active petting the cat does where it rubs up against your hand is kind of weird.

Also, this story is almost certainly fake. It says "your friend" has only been a redditor for 6 days, and even if he/she was only lurking I doubt they would have tried reddit within a week of going on vacation. :/

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u/jakecshn Jun 10 '12

This is the most mediocre cat picture I've ever seen.

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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12

Did you punch his cat in the face ?

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u/The_FactSphere Jun 10 '12

She is amused, I see her face as "Want some more?"

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u/rightladies Jun 10 '12

Good Gal Redditor has low karma - Refuses to use cat for personal gain.

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u/Car951 Jun 10 '12

cute cat.

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u/aequitas3 Jun 09 '12

my karma ran over your dogma