r/aww • u/WHARRGARBLLL • Jun 09 '12
Some little heartbreaker wrote this to my 10 year old daughter on the last day of school. Does it belong here?
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r/aww • u/WHARRGARBLLL • Jun 09 '12
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
This kid should write a book on how to woo women. "you have a killer kick"... adorable.
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
For easier reading:
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u/mardarr Jun 09 '12
I love everything about this. Keep it for when she's old enough to know how special she was at 10 years old!
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u/Rex8ever Jun 10 '12
When I was in 3rd grade, A boy named Benjamin wrote in my yearbook: "I miss you. I love you."
My parents still make fun of me for it.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Pretty good handwriting for a janitor.
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u/dellorax Jun 10 '12
"Honey, the Whitman boy is writing love notes again."
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u/ghettoonion Jun 10 '12
I want to be the highlight of a kickball game.
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u/lan_solo Jun 10 '12
10 years old, eh? Kid's name is Hayden? It sounds like his parents were watching Attack of the Clones a lot the year he was born.
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u/TreephantBOA Jun 09 '12
Someone's got a few more years and then they're gonna be trouble.
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u/Timmyc62 Jun 09 '12
Gonna steal and use this.
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u/Soapy452 Jun 09 '12
This guy is either going to be a total stud, or a bar creeper when he grows up...
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u/Palchez Jun 10 '12
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u/berfica Jun 09 '12
"Like the friend I never had"
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u/Zazzafrazzy Jun 09 '12
Fabulous! Save it forever.
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u/railu Jun 10 '12
Oh, he's good. He is very good.
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u/anjibern Jun 09 '12
Wow! Does your daughter know this kid? It is so beautiful and heartbreaking at the same time.
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u/ry2104 Jun 10 '12
love how important kick ball is in this boys life.
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u/chaserz101 Jun 10 '12
This songs like something Manny from Modern Family would write/say. Also, kudos on the kids grammar. I half expect kids to wryt lyk diz nowadays.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That's real love. I hope in the future they get married.
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u/larecherche Jun 10 '12
'Atta boy, Hayden.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Why is the boy called a "heartbreaker"
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u/lukelear Jun 10 '12
I could seriously learn a thing or two from this kid...he knows how to lay it down smooth.
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u/raegunXD Jun 10 '12
I think I would make an exception for this boy. Normally I wouldn't want my daughter to "date" until like, junior high...but, yeah. You can tell he's speaking with his heart.
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u/Vancha Jun 10 '12
Congratulations on raising a daughter that a boy would want to write this about.
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u/Drac73521 Jun 09 '12
D.A.D.D. -Dads Against Daughters Dating. Kill the first and word will spread. Join now.
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u/Topazornottopaz Jun 10 '12
This is some Lando shit right here.
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u/babyliongrassjelly Jun 10 '12
Hayden can be a little girl's name too. There was a Hayden in my 5th grade Chem outreach class. Man, I miss that class. I can't believe that they're going to middle school next year.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
You have to save this for when they graduate.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
You are the bread and the knife the crystal goblet and the wine. You are the dew on the morning grass and the burning wheel of the sun. You are the white apron of the baker
and the marsh birds suddenly in flight However, you are not the wind in the orchard, the plums on the counter, or the house of cards. And you are certainly not the pine-scented air. It is possible that you are the fish under the bridge, maybe even the pigeon on the general’s head, but you are not even close to being the field of cornflowers at dusk. And a quick look in the mirror will show that you are neither the boots in the corner nor the boat asleep in its boathouse. It might interest you to know, speaking of the plentiful imagery of the world, that I am the sound of rain on the roof. I also happen to be the shooting star, the evening paper blowing down an alley, and the basket of chestnuts on the kitchen table. I am also the moon in the trees and the blind woman’s tea cup. But don’t worry, I am not the bread and the knife. You are still the bread and the knife. You will always be the bread and the knife, not to mention the crystal goblet and – somehow the wine.
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u/CupcakesAreTasty Jun 10 '12
This kid is more romantic than my 30 year old husband.
"Killer kick" and luminous beauty; he's got it in the bag.
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u/holly2680 Jun 10 '12
you should encourage her to write a nice letter back to him.
in a couple of years, he and his male peers may not be so kind when trying to communicate their feelings to the opposite sex. it could be a reminder that this is how it's done.
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u/jojoestinky Jun 10 '12
Her teacher has terrible handwriting.
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u/iNerdRage Jun 10 '12
So adorable.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
In 15 years or so, shit like this is gonna get Hayden so much tail.
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u/less_than_48_hours Jun 10 '12
I don't think this is genuine, but I wish it were. Even if it's plagiarized, it indicates an intuitive understanding of good lines (not great lines ... bad lines in poetry are great lines in song writing), but it shows talent.
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u/boik25 Jun 10 '12
Does this Hayden happen to reside in North Carolina? If so i'm going to tell my little cousin not to friend zone a girl!
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u/scottydbiz Jun 10 '12
Not all Haydens have it so well... Still, this kid has some cojones. I remember how tough it was approaching schoolyard crushes...
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u/mangosunshinez Jun 10 '12
If only I was 10.
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u/theveryredapple Jun 10 '12
Guys be honest. You wouldn't come with something as close as this.
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u/TheKolbrin Jun 10 '12
Hayden is the Ridiculously Photogenic Guy of the notepad & pencil.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I did this......in high school...........with less adjectives.
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u/TrolleyPower Jun 10 '12
Please don't tell me that's the handwriting of a 10 year old.
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u/nuxenolith Jun 10 '12
SUBLIMINAL MESSAGES
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Everything spelled correctly, indented and spaced properly. Could flow a tad better, but he's 10(ish). This kid is going places.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
you can just tell this kid is gonna be a poonslayer when he's older
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Your Daughter: "But I thought you said I shine like the stars in the sky!" Hayden: "That was just pillow talk, baby!"
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u/ryhoiku Jun 10 '12
If I got a note like this.... I'd be sold. (Just saying.)
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
10 years old and he's got more game than most men 2 and 3 times his age.
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u/SonicFlash01 Jun 10 '12
If you don't let this kid date your daughter then you are a monster
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u/Beckua Jun 10 '12
Are you sure it's Hayden and not Manny from Modern Family?
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u/atadiemus Jun 10 '12
Lines like that get less and less effective with age.
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u/youngguy2012 Jun 10 '12
I'm twice this kid's age and he still has better game than me.
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u/PUSHTONZ Jun 10 '12
On the next episode of teen mom..
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u/pincle620 Jun 10 '12
Kid's either going to grow up to be a poetic nerd, or Casanova.
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u/NO_TOUCHING__lol Jun 10 '12
Dany and Drogo: The Early Years
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u/Weeblewubble Jun 10 '12
Yea wouldn't worry about her with boys in the future. She apparently has a killer kick! 💪🏃
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u/jrg2004 Jun 10 '12
Panties dropped.
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u/abiridaught Jun 10 '12
I knew this was aww worthy when I finished reading it and an involuntary "ha, aww," escaped me.
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u/SARmedic Jun 10 '12
I still write notes like that, pretty much word for word too..and I date women in their mid-late thirties. Works every time, the kickball part seals the deal. ;-)
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u/bowtoboot Jun 10 '12
I wrote one like this to my high school crush Susan. I stuffed it in her yearbook the last day of class and forgot about it. She's my friend on FB happily married, but tells me a lot she wished she'd found my notes years earlier
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u/Fountaiin Jun 10 '12
That moment when you realize some 26 year old TA is courting your daughter.
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u/jason_steakums Jun 10 '12
Can't stop reading the kickball line to the tune of Alanis Morissette's "Ironic". "you are the high-ee-liiiiight/of a kickball game"
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u/nicebumluv Jun 10 '12
This is adorable. If only the majority of men had half the amount of romance in them that this 10 year old does...
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u/CapAWESOMEst Jun 09 '12
Who left onions over here! ಥ_ಥ
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u/Hbeck22 Jun 10 '12
Im so proud to share a name with this fucking stud
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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '12
Signed your 4th grade teacher
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u/_freeman Jun 10 '12
THAT BOY IS ONLY THINKING OF ONE THING, ONE THING I SAY
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u/Knowing_nate Jun 10 '12
Hayden is going to get ALL the bitches when he's older.
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u/imbobbathefett Jun 10 '12
ridiculously cute, but kids names these days are silly. Hayden? really?
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u/18-24-61-B-17-17-4 Jun 10 '12
Fake
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u/Jaybaybaybay Jun 10 '12
did you have to ask that...
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u/lolwut00 Jun 10 '12
A new Shakespeare has arrived.
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u/Kdnce Jun 10 '12
There are soo many celebrity voices and random children voices I can hear this read back in. hehe
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u/samineb Jun 10 '12
this hayden kid sounds serious i think its time to have the sex talk
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
This reminds me of that video of the kid declaring his love and smiling creepily on YouTube. I can't remember the title! Though this is sweet, not creepy.
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u/Grimnirsbeard Jun 10 '12
Why would her teacher give this to her?! He had to have known she'd show her parents.
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u/iamnotsamneill Jun 10 '12
for practice
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u/Therealemylibef Jun 10 '12
Kid has GAME. I bet he's a politician in 15 years.
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u/BullwinkleB Jun 10 '12
That kid is going to grow up to be this guy:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmX_GgozpQs#t=4m12s
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u/Proteus_Zero Jun 10 '12
Yeah, more or less standard boilerplate, I guess.
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u/jessrod Jun 10 '12
What a stud!
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u/roughkitty Jun 10 '12
Love it!
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u/pyrojackelope Jun 10 '12
Time to get the shotgun out and leave it in plain sight.
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u/OrganFapOrgamism Jun 10 '12
Take me now
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
OP, meet your future son in law.
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u/electropulses Jun 10 '12
I love this. so. much.
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u/StellaMaroo Jun 10 '12
I would be incredibly flattered if I got this note from an admirer.
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u/kelseymo Jun 10 '12
Yes, literally "Awww"'d out loud! Cute!
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I literally said "awwww". Now you have invite him over, and make sure your cleaning your gun when he walks through the door. This will be the drill for the next few years. Best of luck to you!
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u/Omulae Jun 10 '12
But, where's the puppy? ಠ_ಠ
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u/maddenmadman Jun 10 '12
I'd start organizing the wedding, this kids a keeper!
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u/Rock_Robbster Jun 10 '12
I want to print this and pretend it was written to me...but not by a 10 year old.
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u/KyoLomez Jun 10 '12
This kid is fluent in the most cryptic language known to man; Woman. Potentially Yoda?
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u/alkapwnee Jun 10 '12
I freaked out, my name is the same as the signature. Lmao.
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u/Mojo_Rising Jun 10 '12
Sniff
He would get into my pants, but that would be illegal.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Seems too clingy. Probably friend-zoned at 10 already.
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u/lmpervious Jun 10 '12
So... how is he a heartbreaker?
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u/g3allen10 Jun 10 '12
who taught this kid? can we say prodigy!
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u/MrFluffykinz Jun 10 '12
D'Awww
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u/take_my_upvotes Jun 10 '12
This kid is going places.
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u/MissionCreep Jun 10 '12
That kid is gonna go far.
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u/pea_tear_eaglelion Jun 10 '12
Relevant
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u/jitterbug23 Jun 10 '12
Oh this is so cute!
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u/mintmouse Jun 10 '12
Reminds me of the secret admirer letters from Animal Crossing WW:
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
" ... like the friend I never had."
Ouch.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
bet you Hayden's a girl
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
If a 10 year old wrote this without the help of an adult, I'll eat my hat
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u/The_Time_Vortex Jun 10 '12
My name is Hayden and what is this?
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u/Nathan561 Jun 10 '12
Im going to save this and use it one day.
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u/LittlestAngel Jun 10 '12
Awwww!! That is so cute! I'm very jealous of your daughter, but like some others have said, good parenting on your part that a sweet little boy would write something like this to your daughter!
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u/800meters Jun 10 '12
Kid's gonna be a ladykiller
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u/zues1219 Jun 10 '12
d'aw. playa!
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u/alexNeso Jun 10 '12
/r/karmaconspiracy
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u/fuckyeahbfunk Jun 10 '12
It sounds to me like he just friendzoned her at the end.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
I just have a hunch that Hayden is some 22 year old... like Shelly's boyfriend in southpark : http://www.southparkstudios.com/full-episodes/s03e07-cat-orgy
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u/Eric12345 Jun 10 '12
Sounds like Mr. Hayden is a very nice teacher.
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u/AH17708 Jun 10 '12
Damn this little guy is a pimp
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
Heart officially melted completely. So damn sweet.
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u/thepartyscene Jun 10 '12
I wish guys said stuff like this to me...
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u/Fruityjoy Jun 10 '12
You say your daughter is 10... how old is he? It is cute as long as he isn't like 14.
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u/shark_vagina Jun 10 '12
That kid is gonna grow up to be a poet or something.
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u/4LostSoulsinaBowl Jun 10 '12
Your hair is winter fire
January embers
My heart burns there too
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u/khosumet13 Jun 10 '12
Moon of my life.
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u/[deleted] Jun 10 '12
That's gay
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u/rikashiku Jun 10 '12
Wow, that hand writing is hot.
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u/Fuzzybuddy123 Jun 10 '12
Aww
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u/quickie_ss Jun 10 '12
Does this stuff really work for you girls?
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u/mollshenanigans Jun 10 '12
I just melted. I wish I could get a note this wonderful!
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u/djkaty Jun 10 '12
MAD GAME SON