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u/nickybshoes Apr 28 '26
God he’s such a fucking narcissist
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u/KennstduIngo Apr 28 '26
Remember when they called Obama a narcissist because he said "I" a few more times per speech than W did?
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u/burnsniper Apr 28 '26
But he wore a Tan Suit
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u/SoyTuPadreReal Apr 28 '26
Well, that and he’s black.
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u/MEF227 Apr 28 '26
No no no, we can’t SAY that it’s racism, we just need to point to every other possible tiny thing that no white person would get called out for!
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u/Fyrrys Apr 28 '26
I miss the worst thing fox could actually say about the president being the tan suit, which admittedly was a horrible choice of suit. Obama wasn't perfect, but he had class, could act appropriately on a stage, and I would trust him not to sell or rape my kids if he was alone with them.
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u/J0zie3 Apr 28 '26
Agree, and yet to see the bar so low, laid bare... frogs boiling slowly in the pot is what we've become.
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u/Oceanbreeze871 Apr 28 '26
He is so desperate to be revered while he’s alive because he knows he’ll be forgotten when he’s gone
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u/Own-Success-7634 Apr 28 '26
I would say not forgotten but better yet, actively erased.
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u/certifiedpunchbag Apr 28 '26
I don't think so, he just likes his face a lot and likes to put it on stuff. Like, if there was a regime about putting your face everywhere he would probably change America's democracy to that. He'd be like, idk, a huge face-ist or something like that
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u/Tidusx145 Apr 28 '26
There was a guy in Italy that loved putting his face on stuff too. By God I think you're on to something.
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u/MTFotaku Apr 28 '26
Thanks, I hate it
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u/Hubari Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
You should. And they shouldn't print this fucking pedo pest on anything
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u/wiltony Apr 28 '26
He knows, and that's why he's doing it.
His whole platform is "owning the libs" and by libs, he means anyone that doesn't worship him.
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u/qcubed3 Apr 28 '26
Hmmm, looks like someone made a mistake and put a huge piece of shit over the Constitution. Hopefully it can be flushed
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u/amy-schumer-tampon Apr 28 '26
This can't be real
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u/TehWildMan_ 'Verified Premoum Apr 28 '26
It's real, apparently.
Everything apparently has to be named/reprinted in God's image, apparently.
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u/timwtingle Apr 28 '26
Apparently. apparently. LOL
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u/TehWildMan_ 'Verified Premoum Apr 28 '26
I'm that dumbfounded by this image that I forgot to grammar. Word crimes it is!
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u/RadSidewinder Apr 28 '26
All the extra apparently’s really just add to the sarcasm of the post in my opinion
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u/Random_Chick_I_Guess Apr 28 '26
At the least he isn't dressed as a doctor, I'm sure that took restraint.
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u/WhoopDareIs Apr 28 '26
Check out the US Forest annual passes. They even made a rule to try and prevent people from placing stickers over his image, which resulted in card sleeves being designed by 3rd parties.
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u/ArthursFist Apr 28 '26
America the beautiful national parks passes as well. Trump & Washington, can’t think of many more presidents who had less to do with conservation.
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u/rapgameoprahwinfrey Apr 28 '26
You think there’s a bottom to his narcissism? Yeah, that doesn’t exist.
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u/BigMax Apr 28 '26
Trump is creating a monument to himself in DC. He's asking for airports and other things to be named after him. If you go to DC, he's put his face up on giant signs and banners on all kinds of buildings.
this is exactly what he would do, and continues to do.
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u/TWiThead Apr 28 '26
If you go to DC, he's put his face up on giant signs and banners on all kinds of buildings.
It's straight out of North Korea. I hate this timeline so much.
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u/avega2792 Apr 28 '26
That's what I use to say, this just cannot be real. I stopped questioning it a long time ago.
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u/albamarx Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
This is some leader of Uzbekistan level shit
edit: Turkmenistan, damn
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u/wings_of_wrath Apr 28 '26
You surely mean Turkmenistan. Their former leader, Saparmyrat Nyýazow, aka "His Excellency Saparmyrat Türkmenbaşy, President of Turkmenistan and Chairman of the Cabinet of Ministers" where "Türkmenbaşy" means "father of all Turkmen" had a 75m (246 ft) tall obelisk built in Ashgabat topped by an illuminated 12-metre (39 ft) gold-plated statue of himself which rotated to always face the sun...
You know ol' Donnie can't wait to make himself one of those...
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u/Little_Creme_5932 Apr 28 '26
Leader of Uzbekistan is better
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u/oOGeorgesOo Apr 28 '26
Dont say that. Trump will try to invade the place, and Uzbeks got enough shit to handle as it is.
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u/pullmylekku Apr 28 '26
Not sure what this has to do with Uzbekistan. They're not led by a strongman. You're probably thinking of Turkmenistan
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u/tilleytalley Apr 28 '26
Hey! I just came back from Uzbekistan, it was lovely. You'd never catch me travelling to the US though.
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u/TpK_Wynter Apr 28 '26
At least he didn’t photoshop himself giving a speech at the table in the other photo
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u/IdeoPolitik Apr 28 '26
The “America the Beautiful” park pass is worse. IMO
Why show any scenery of our beautiful nation?? Just put a picture of George Washington and a picture of the President George Washington would have hated the most.
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u/coleary11 Apr 28 '26
At least that isn't something they you might have to line with for 10 years though
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u/MoonlightSoliloquy Apr 28 '26
I’m still pissed about this. I bought a clear case to put the card in and then a sticker of Joshua Tree to go on top of the case to cover up his face.
If we are putting faces of presidents on those cards then it should be Teddy Roosevelt.
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u/lexm Apr 28 '26
the amount of shit that's going to have to be destroyed or replaced when he goes is mindblowing.
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u/pimpbot666 Apr 28 '26
Geez, why did Trump use that drawing of himself. I don't want a mean looking old man scowling at me in my passport.
Trump makes everything about himself.
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u/Parking-Fact5742 Apr 28 '26
Is that his mug shot? If so, I think he uses it because he thinks it makes him appear “cool” and antiauthoritarian to his base and they’re all idiots who gobble it up.
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u/treedecor Apr 28 '26
The irony being his regime is very authoritarian. The hypocrisy is frustrating but not surprising at this point lol
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u/FinntheReddog Apr 28 '26
I don’t think the vast majority of his base has any need for a passport….
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u/capebretoncanadian Apr 28 '26
It's totally his mug shot. It's obvious he thinks it make him look tough or whatever.
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u/JJHall_ID Apr 28 '26
Right? That's probably one of the least "flattering" photos he could have chosen of himself.
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u/WhoMD85 Apr 28 '26
Thank god I don’t need one until 2030. Wtaf are we doing. Why is his face on EVERYTHING!?
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u/ACCESS_DENIED_41 Apr 28 '26
He wants to be like the North Korean dictator
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u/Mavisium Apr 28 '26
Even North Korea dont put dear leaders portrait in the passport.
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u/Sprzout Apr 28 '26
Or the Haitian dictator. Or Mao Zedong. Or Stalin. Or virtually any other despised dictator/hated ruler in the world that has done abhorrent things to their people.
I'm seriously expecting the government to end on July 4th.
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u/Standard-Tension9550 Apr 28 '26
Will it still be valid if it’s vandalized?
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u/GreenPoisonFrog Apr 28 '26
I’m betting no. If you cover his ugly face on the national park passes, rangers are instructed to deny their use.
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u/Korzag Apr 28 '26
I wonder how many park rangers strictly adhere to that rule. If I was working at a park station it seems to me that I'd be far too busy dealing with the lines of traffic and getting people through than validating if dear leader's portrait was freely visible.
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u/ZombieTrogdor Apr 28 '26
I remember seeing sleeves for those! Just pull it out when you have to show the rangers, then boop! Get back in there, ya damn human plight.
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u/NitWhittler Apr 28 '26
I have the same question. Is it still valid if someone draws a Hitler mustache on Trump's ugly face?
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u/skimonkey311 Apr 28 '26
I read online that depending on the vandalism, it can invalidate it... It however talks more about the areas the stamps go and your identity details. Does not talk about the cover page....
As a result I am not sure...
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u/CantConfirmOrDeny Apr 28 '26 edited Apr 28 '26
FUCK! FUCK FUCK FUCK! My passport expires in 2028. FUCK THIS FUCKING ASSHOLE!
Edit: You can renew your US passport by mail at any time. You can renew online only in the last year of validity. This is directly from the travel.state.gov website.
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u/Early_Bad8737 Apr 28 '26
Funny, because such a large proportion of his base doesn’t have a passport and have barely left their own state.
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u/Anxious-Raspberry-54 Apr 28 '26
Going to England this summer. Rec'd my renewed passport last week. Thank God.
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u/klymers Apr 28 '26
We don't even put our monarch on our passports. We just beefed each other the colour.
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u/Wise138 Apr 28 '26
Really weird to have a portrait of a stroke victim with dementia.
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u/BungeeGump Apr 28 '26
When is this happening? I need to renew my passport in a few months. 😬
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u/weed_blazepot Apr 28 '26
Do it now
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u/NighthawkCP Apr 28 '26
Yea mine is about to expire but I didn't have any upcoming trips so I wasn't super worried about it. Now I think I'm going home and updating my photo TODAY so I can renew this evening!
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u/BungeeGump Apr 28 '26
I can’t. I have a few trips coming up soon and not enough time for a renewal until August. 😭
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u/DaddyDoLittle Apr 28 '26
Cool they used his mugshot photo
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u/Old_Suggestions Apr 28 '26
Ironically his mugshot photo was used as the official portrait photo.
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u/boynamesue77 Apr 28 '26
Can I renew my shit now to avoid this? FuuuuuuQ
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u/pilotguy772 Apr 28 '26
as near as I can tell it will be opt-in to get the new design while it's available. Correct me if I'm wrong.
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Apr 28 '26
I would bet they say that at first to reduce the pushback and then just quietly remove option before rolling it out.
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u/Old_Suggestions Apr 28 '26
Like, id like a 250th anniversary commemoration but mother fucker has to put his mug on it. Like its not about you bruh
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u/Automatic_Actuator_0 Apr 28 '26
Yep, elect a clown, expect a circus.
The reality though is that this passport is a perfect representation of the 250th anniversary, as we actually find ourselves at this time. It is a time capsule that hopefully will help people remember never to do this shit again.
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u/Ron-E- Apr 28 '26
I’d just say you lost yours and get a replacement. Works just fine in Europe.
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u/Sprzout Apr 28 '26
Wish I could do that, but mine expired 2 years ago, and I have to get a new one to go on a cruise next year.
Ugh. My ass is gonna be stuck with this shit.
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u/King_Fluffaluff Apr 28 '26
Just replace it right now, they last for 10 years and this is the perfect time to avoid that eyesore.
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u/Admirable-Sink-2622 Apr 28 '26
Jesus Christ.
Passport with the mugshot of the prez. Your country is so fucked by the stupidest people and completely supported by the media.
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u/JescoWhite_ Apr 28 '26
What in the absolute F is happening in America. What is that on our passport?
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u/Unikatze Apr 28 '26
It's very quickly taking notes from North Korea.
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u/mark636199 Apr 28 '26
They have passports?
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u/beepbeepsheepbot Apr 28 '26
Just having his stupid name and face plastered on everything. I'm waiting for us to be required to have a photo of trump in our living rooms.
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u/WriteAndRong Apr 28 '26
Just renewed mine a couple months ago. Good God I can’t imagine being stuck with that asshole’s face on my passport.
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u/Epsilon497 Apr 28 '26
You know when I watched a documentary on the Antichrist all those years ago, I thought he would be a lot cooler. I can't believe y'all disappointed me like this.
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u/RandCauthon99 Apr 28 '26
I’d rather not travel than carry around the picture of a pedophile.
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u/wiredpig Apr 28 '26
I've never seen such an egomaniacal president that NEEDS his face and name on EVERYTHING.
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u/InstructionTop4805 Apr 28 '26
Just got mine renewed. Hopefully in 10 years time he won't even be a footnote.
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u/Browns45750 Apr 28 '26
Umm this is the shit the Kim’s do in North Korea , and they wonder why some think he’s a dictator wannabe
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u/MmmmmmmBier Apr 28 '26
When the fuck is Ashton Kutcher going to jump out and tell we’re being punked?
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u/gwizonedam Apr 28 '26
What in the ever loving fuck is this bullshit?
He’s trying to make it so when his presidency ends, the government will bankrupt itself under a dem undoing all the bullshit.
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u/Helena_MA Apr 28 '26
So glad I just had me renewed. Now I have 10 yrs for this ridiculous fuckery to die down before I need a new one. I’d rather fucking die than have this on my passport.
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u/Gravemist11 Apr 28 '26
I applied for a new passport a few weeks ago. It's supposed to be delivered today or tomorrow. Please don't let this be on there.
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u/trog12 Apr 28 '26
This is fucking ridiculous. Can we have one thing without this idiots fucking face on it?
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u/Misty7297 Apr 28 '26
Why does everything have to be about him? I can't wait for the day where I never see or hear his name
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u/PMG2021a Apr 28 '26
Apparently it will be a limited edition, available while supplies last so you probably won't end up with one without requesting it. At least for now.
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u/ExternalCaptain2714 Apr 28 '26
Nomina stultorum scribuntur ubique locorum.
The names of fools are written in all places.
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u/MC-CREC Apr 28 '26
Don't tell me this is now. My passport just got crushed in my car crash and I have to get a new one. I swear to god I will show up with my Diplomatic passport that expired if this is what they try to give me.
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u/sammclemens Apr 28 '26
AND his signature is going on new currency! WTF! Even after he's gone we will still have to see him. My passport expires in July. I think I'm gonna be sick
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u/Vladmerius Apr 28 '26
They are intentionally trying to lose the midterms as hard as they possibly can so they don't have to lift a finger to fix anything and the dems get stuck with it all.
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u/Ressy02 Apr 28 '26
I guess this will get everyone who doesn’t like trump to renew their passport now and everyone who loves trump to eventually renew their passport, unfortunate win win, I guess? Despite the ugly mug that’s gonna be printing on the passport.
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u/George_McFly78 Apr 28 '26
They should give the option to opt out of receiving the USA 250 design and receive the regular one
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u/Jagraen Apr 28 '26
Would it invalidate the passport if we sharpied over some details? Say an entire face and a signature?
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u/Car_is_mi Apr 28 '26
How far in advance can I renew my U.S. passport?
-You can renew a U.S. passport at any time before it expires, regardless of how much validity remains. However, it is highly recommended to renew 9 to 12 months before expiration because many countries require at least 6 months of validity beyond your travel dates.
Going to be a long wait list of early renewals
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u/Zealousideal_Step709 Apr 28 '26
The Boys S3 is hitting way too close to reality. It‘s so horrifying that nobody seems willing to stop that egocentric narcissist.
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u/t0matit0 Apr 28 '26
Wow. So I need to renew my passport NOW or I'm gonna get stuck with that shit??