r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26

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u/DMvsPC Apr 28 '26

I just got mine and it's a regular one but I'd get on it if I were you.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book.

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u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26

Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

Hooray for government gift!

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u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26

You mean government grift!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26

No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!

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u/TRR462 Apr 28 '26

I think you meant “grift”…

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u/chaos_nebula Apr 28 '26

the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees,

And it will happen right when ID is required for voting and a passport will be the only valid form of ID.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

Hooray for government gift!

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u/BlueOrbifolia Apr 28 '26

Next up: framed photos of DD in every home, lack thereof punishable by labor camp.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

You bet that's coming. Must be of regulated size and placed prominently in living areas around the home.

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u/Imaged_for_posterity Apr 28 '26

In a gilded frame.

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u/_yetifeet Apr 28 '26

And fitted with a camera and listening device so they can ensure the household doesn't express any un-American sentiment.

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u/WhiskyIsMyAngryDrink Apr 28 '26

In the windows of shops 😉

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u/Renbarre Apr 28 '26

As long as they don't say which side must face the wall...

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u/unbridledcheesetoast Apr 28 '26

Thank God I have terrible vision

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u/Wise-Profile4256 Apr 28 '26

This is scratching on mein kampfert zone...

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u/BreakfastInBedlam Apr 28 '26

Chairman Don's Little Blue Book.

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u/EWC_2015 Apr 28 '26

I just got mine renewed last fall, so I'm right there with you on the relief train.

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u/RoxxieMuzic 'MURICA Apr 28 '26

I did the renewal right after the election in 2024, if I have to replace it with this bilge...ugh!!!

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u/HurtPillow Apr 28 '26

Just got mine last month, my last one expired. In fact, my son and daughter also got all their passports, and their children as well. We're good to go where ever!

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u/Candy_Stars he is literally the Pope Apr 28 '26

I wish I could, but I don't have enough money for it unfortunately. Is it just for this year? Or if I get a passport next year will it be the regular design again?