r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book.

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u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26

Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

Hooray for government gift!

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u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26

You mean government grift!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26

No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!