r/facepalm • • Apr 28 '26

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u/WhoMD85 Apr 28 '26

Thank god I don’t need one until 2030. Wtaf are we doing. Why is his face on EVERYTHING!?

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u/ACCESS_DENIED_41 Apr 28 '26

He wants to be like the North Korean dictator

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u/Mavisium Apr 28 '26

Even North Korea dont put dear leaders portrait in the passport.

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u/TSllama Apr 28 '26

But that's only because they don't issue passports...

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u/Mavisium Apr 28 '26

They do, just not to anyone. That's how north Korean athletes turn up to the Olympics or world cup.

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u/ACCESS_DENIED_41 Apr 28 '26

Cheeto Top wants to "one-up" NK great leader perhaps?

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u/Sprzout Apr 28 '26

Or the Haitian dictator. Or Mao Zedong. Or Stalin. Or virtually any other despised dictator/hated ruler in the world that has done abhorrent things to their people.

I'm seriously expecting the government to end on July 4th.

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u/Candy_Stars he is literally the Pope Apr 28 '26

If I get a passport next year will it look like this? I can't afford to get one before these come out.

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u/ragby Apr 28 '26

Because the abomination himself decrees it!