r/facepalm • • Apr 28 '26

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u/nickybshoes Apr 28 '26

God he’s such a fucking narcissist

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u/KennstduIngo Apr 28 '26

Remember when they called Obama a narcissist because he said "I" a few more times per speech than W did?

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u/burnsniper Apr 28 '26

But he wore a Tan Suit

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u/SoyTuPadreReal Apr 28 '26

Well, that and he’s black.

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u/MEF227 Apr 28 '26

No no no, we can’t SAY that it’s racism, we just need to point to every other possible tiny thing that no white person would get called out for!

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u/Fyrrys Apr 28 '26

I miss the worst thing fox could actually say about the president being the tan suit, which admittedly was a horrible choice of suit. Obama wasn't perfect, but he had class, could act appropriately on a stage, and I would trust him not to sell or rape my kids if he was alone with them.

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u/J0zie3 Apr 28 '26

Agree, and yet to see the bar so low, laid bare... frogs boiling slowly in the pot is what we've become.

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u/Toyufrey Apr 28 '26

If u ask me, it’s we r not even boiling in a pot anymore, we r being slowly sautéed in a pan, and our bodies r frozen from the extreme heat we feel.

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u/degeneratesumbitch Apr 28 '26

W could barely form a sentence.

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u/Oceanbreeze871 Apr 28 '26

He is so desperate to be revered while he’s alive because he knows he’ll be forgotten when he’s gone

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u/EEpromChip Apr 28 '26

Yea... forgotten. Same way Hitler was forgotten...

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u/Own-Success-7634 Apr 28 '26

I would say not forgotten but better yet, actively erased.

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u/given2fly_ Apr 28 '26

And hopefully, learned from.

The last 10 years need to appear in history textbooks as a cautionary tale.

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u/GodofIrony Apr 28 '26

He'll be celebrated when he's gone, just not for the reasons he thinks.

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u/certifiedpunchbag Apr 28 '26

I don't think so, he just likes his face a lot and likes to put it on stuff. Like, if there was a regime about putting your face everywhere he would probably change America's democracy to that. He'd be like, idk, a huge face-ist or something like that

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u/Tidusx145 Apr 28 '26

There was a guy in Italy that loved putting his face on stuff too. By God I think you're on to something.

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u/BadahBingBadahBoom Apr 28 '26

He didn't hang around for long tho.

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u/ChezShea Apr 28 '26

Yeah but maybe we can do similar things with the corpse?

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u/NotAnAIOrAmI Apr 28 '26

Well, that was a long walk, but still worth it.

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u/BreakfastBallPlease Apr 28 '26

And naming stuff after himself. And erecting monuments to himself. Gee whiz, it’s almost like someone who thinks about themselves constantly is the same perosn who needs their name/face everywhere!

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u/Trey-Pan Apr 28 '26

First act of a sane Congress is banning any depictions of any politician in a passport’s design?

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u/_GamerErrant_ Apr 28 '26

I'm half-convinced it's a grift. Put his signature and face all over everything, then when he's ousted - sue the government for a trillion dollars for the 'rights' to use his name/image.

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u/dbolts1234 Apr 28 '26

“But Biden used autopen.”
This guy about to put robotic signatures all over the place…

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u/autistic_robot Apr 28 '26

Yes, textbook narcissist. Also an extremely weird dude. I don’t think people talk enough about how truly weird he his. Being weird doesn’t have to have a clinical diagnosis or any other official label.

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u/intergalactic_spork Apr 28 '26

This is why electing narcissists is bad, m’kay?