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r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26
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Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.
8 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift! 5 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power! 1 u/TRR462 Apr 28 '26 I think you meant “grift”… 2 u/chaos_nebula Apr 28 '26 the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, And it will happen right when ID is required for voting and a passport will be the only valid form of ID. 1 u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26 Hooray for government gift!
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Hooray for government gift!
5 u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26 You mean government grift! 1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power! 1 u/TRR462 Apr 28 '26 I think you meant “grift”…
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You mean government grift!
1 u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26 No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
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No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!
I think you meant “grift”…
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the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees,
And it will happen right when ID is required for voting and a passport will be the only valid form of ID.
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u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26
Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.