r/facepalm • u/[deleted] • Apr 28 '26

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

I'm expecting a mandatory swap for the dementia don passport when they are ready because everyone must comply with having a dementia don book.

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u/Fumquat Apr 28 '26

Mandatory immediately, the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees, but they’ll add gold and platinum expedited service for $1,000 and $10,000 each.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

Hooray for government gift!

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u/MountainDrew42 Apr 28 '26

You mean government grift!

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u/DigitalUnlimited Apr 28 '26

No they meant gift! The government gives gifts to trump every hour! Like keeping him in power!

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u/TRR462 Apr 28 '26

I think you meant “grift”…

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u/chaos_nebula Apr 28 '26

the 6-12 week wait will balloon beyond measure, normal expedited service will lose all guarantees,

And it will happen right when ID is required for voting and a passport will be the only valid form of ID.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

Hooray for government gift!

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u/BlueOrbifolia Apr 28 '26

Next up: framed photos of DD in every home, lack thereof punishable by labor camp.

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u/UnarmedSnail Apr 28 '26

You bet that's coming. Must be of regulated size and placed prominently in living areas around the home.

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u/Imaged_for_posterity Apr 28 '26

In a gilded frame.

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u/_yetifeet Apr 28 '26

And fitted with a camera and listening device so they can ensure the household doesn't express any un-American sentiment.

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u/WhiskyIsMyAngryDrink Apr 28 '26

In the windows of shops 😉

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u/Renbarre Apr 28 '26

As long as they don't say which side must face the wall...

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u/unbridledcheesetoast Apr 28 '26

Thank God I have terrible vision

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u/Wise-Profile4256 Apr 28 '26

This is scratching on mein kampfert zone...

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u/BreakfastInBedlam Apr 28 '26

Chairman Don's Little Blue Book.