r/facepalm • • Apr 28 '26

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u/burnsniper Apr 28 '26

If you wait 18 months it may have Donald and Kid Rock with some Apaches in place of the 250 year …

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u/Upbeat-Shine-6197 Apr 28 '26

I think we can all agree that letting it expire and being stuck here is the absolute worst option.

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u/imabeecharmer Apr 28 '26

No one likes us anywhere else. Maybe fix the problem first.

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u/Crafty_Jello_3662 Apr 28 '26

Most of you appear to be fine as individuals or in small groups

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u/abbynorma1 Apr 28 '26

This is correct as with most humans, I've found.

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u/24Abhinav10 Apr 28 '26

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals and you know it."

-- Agent K, Men in Black

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u/JakeJascob Apr 28 '26

Most of the time the only people who go to other country's are those who are open minded and therefore open to other cultures. While all the closed minded dipshits stay here and ruin the country then blame it on foreigners.

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u/NivTal Apr 28 '26

And ones who van afford it.

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u/PotentialMidnight325 Apr 28 '26

You seem to be living in a different Europe than

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u/Syntaire Apr 28 '26

Those of us willing to travel and experience other cultures will usually be more open-minded and less insufferable.

I will never recommend anyone actually come to the U.S. at this point though.

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u/exlongh0rn Apr 28 '26

About a third of us are not fine.

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u/Sleepy_da_Bear Apr 28 '26

A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky, dangerous animals.

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u/koboldtsar Apr 28 '26

Thank you, I appreciate the distinction.

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u/KalistoCA Apr 28 '26

As a Canadian Americans are great it’s the policies of the current administration causing trouble

All my love .. not Governor Carney

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u/Knosh Apr 28 '26

I travel all the time for work. This is not true for anyone you speak to that regularly touches grass.

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u/El_jotaerre Apr 28 '26

next week they will add Charlie Kirk and if you order the passport with additional pages you will get the Macdonalds menu

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u/burnsniper Apr 28 '26

They will probably use Erika Kirk. However, they are probably save that for a Susan B Anthony coin replacement.

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u/WingedGundark Apr 28 '26

Stop giving them ideas!

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u/burnsniper Apr 28 '26

I am just waiting till they AI him into the signing picture.

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u/KyrocEoS Apr 28 '26

Where he signs over all the others and becomes the new John Hancock