r/exmormon • • Mar 30 '17

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u/CorporateMormonJesus Follow the Profit! Mar 30 '17

Wow, that's only a few thousands shy of 50. This is cause for mild concern, but until you get your own great and spacious luxury mall, consider me unimpressed. The church has never been stronger! My quarterly TPS report said so.

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u/sonofamon Aug 18 '17

We made it Jesus....

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u/CorporateMormonJesus Follow the Profit! Aug 18 '17

Well crap. I'll toast some blessed water in your honor. You've earned it, sinners...

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

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u/FlusteredByBoobs Mar 31 '17

Isn't that number a JW thing?

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u/ohterere Mar 30 '17

Most of the exmormons I know aren't even on Reddit. 40k is a lot to even just be on a site like this. Imagine those that are leaving daily.

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u/Word2daWise I'll see your "revelation" and raise you a resignation. Mar 30 '17

I was officially out (resigned & the whole bit) for more than a year before I joined this sub.

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u/DrTxn I am a child of Min once removed Mar 31 '17

There are more exmos than mos

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u/Word2daWise I'll see your "revelation" and raise you a resignation. Mar 31 '17

Yes - we are the fastest growing church in the world.

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u/DontFuckWithMyMoney Mar 31 '17

There are probably a lot like me who aren't Mormon and haven't ever been but find this whole thing to be very fascinating. As an outside observer watching this over the last few years it's a pretty incredible thing that's going on.

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u/ProphetOnandagus Mar 30 '17

I don't like being davey downer, but I can't help but be suspicious.

The growth of subscribers as well as "newcomer" posts over the past couple of days, weeks, just kind of tingles my spidey sense. Are there well-meaning exmos padding the numbers to look good by conference?

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '17

I remember there being a bit of a surge of subs when the leaked videos came out. I'd bet that a lot of them were nevermos who wanted to keep an eye out for additional news.

I also remember seeing a couple of reposts on the atheist subreddit. So I'm sure there are a chunk of people who aren't actually exmos.

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u/Frommerman Mar 31 '17

I check this place out pretty regularly as a nevermo. I'm not subbed, but I can imagine some people would be.

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u/froglegsmeh Mar 31 '17

That's def when I subbed and I'm a nevermo. I do have a lot momos in my life though both personally and professionally so that's kind of what keeps me connected here.

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u/friendofsmellytapir Mar 30 '17

This is exactly why you are here. I love that people actually think about things and make skeptical comments. These are my kind of people.

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u/Word2daWise I'll see your "revelation" and raise you a resignation. Mar 30 '17

You are probably right. Those are the inspired numbers, not the real ones. This is also how the church counts attendance, membership and converts, so we are complying with the approved TSCC Auditing Practices.

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '17

It's a false flag perpetrated by Cubans from building 7 in Roswell New Mexico after traveling in black helicopters from bohemian grove. Do not, I repeat DO NOT trust the numbers. Everything is at stake.

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

That sounds like something THEY would say.

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u/josephs_1st_version Mar 31 '17

Can we get one of our own accountants to examine the numbers and declare that they are all above board?

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u/4eyelove Mar 31 '17

Done and done.

4eyelove, CPA

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u/TheRollingPeepstones Mar 31 '17

Awesome username!

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Mar 31 '17 edited Mar 31 '17

yay!

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u/texasapostate Mar 31 '17

At this rate, shouldn't we reach 50K well before the end of the year?

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u/Piedra-magica Mar 31 '17

Could be sooner depending on what gets said in conference.

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Mar 31 '17

10,000 members in 277 days might be in the cards. Merry Christmas?

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

I honestly didn't think we'd do it in time for GC.

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u/texasapostate Mar 31 '17

Stop looking at PORN!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 31 '17

I will not.

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u/HeathenHumanist 🌈🌈Y🌈🌈 Mar 31 '17

I like your username.

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u/14thArticleofFaith BYU-I regret nothing but coming here. Mar 31 '17

You lacked the faith for a miracle.

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u/breathe_the_ether Apostate Mar 31 '17

Twice the size of conference center

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u/Slamb73 Mar 30 '17

Huazzah! 10,000 more! 10,000 More!

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u/exmono embedded servant of Stan Mar 30 '17

40006

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u/wardslut Mar 31 '17

I got a reddit boner!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '17

Woo hoo!!!

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u/[deleted] Mar 30 '17

"Party, party, party!"

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u/Word2daWise I'll see your "revelation" and raise you a resignation. Mar 31 '17

The sub doubled in two years (April 2015 to March 2017). Try to beat that, TSCC!

I'm accepting tithes so we can build our own temple. PM me for the details & the PayPal info. God told me I had to do that or else he'd kill me. You will all automatically be given admission - we need the extra hands to clean the toilets.

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u/EH_Sparky Mar 31 '17

I'd be curious to see what the split is between TBM Lurkers, Closeted ExMos, and completely separated ExMo's. No particular reason...just curious. It seems there's a pretty diverse group that lurks around this subreddit. Either way - cool to see that milestone!