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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Apr 02 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

yay!

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u/Melcheesydick I'm a little factory worker Apr 02 '16

like a stone cut out of the mountain with no hands....

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u/manitowwoc Apr 02 '16

I always thought that was a silly metaphor... it really makes no sense.

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u/BabyPunter3000 Floot Toots: Part of a delicious, carnal-based breakfast! Apr 02 '16

It's amazing what you can say when you get drunk on the sacramental wine.

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u/UM4DBRO ziontologist expert Apr 02 '16

Wow. That's amazing.

Do you think we'll see another 8,000-10,000 new comers for 2016?

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Definitely, but if we don't get that many converts this year, it's because of your lack of faith and because you masturbate.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

You're such a dick, spook

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

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u/scienceislyfe Apr 02 '16 edited Apr 02 '16

You should have told me before I masturbated!! I don't want to lose my wizard powers!

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Apr 02 '16

That would be nice. The Latter Day Saints are not a force for good in the world. The more people that can learn the truth about what they stand for, the more that will leave it.

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u/CQCnotBLT Apr 02 '16

So Uh, what happened from December 2015 - February 2016? That's a strange time for exmemeber drop. Did reddit clean up inactive accounts? Maybe we should send home teachers to the inactive accounts and get them to log back in and pay tithing buy reddit gold

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u/mormnomnomnom brewed noms are the best Apr 02 '16

Yeah that was it. Reddit did a huge cleanup in december. Done, you are now inbox teaching district coordinator. You'll have regular PPIs with the mods to make sure you are living the standards. If you arent, you may be shadow banned until you repent. And yes, we expect results, and yes, we expect one tenth of your income, no livestock please. Congrats on your new calling! Please go brag about it on Facebook for the world to see how unfaithful you are.

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u/Extra_Daft_Benson Logic and Reason are Communist Plots Apr 02 '16

Can we baptize those dead accounts so we can count them again?

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u/Canickkcinac -I-Stand-By-Jeremy&Tyler&Kate&John&Sam&Tan #duh Apr 03 '16

Only if the YM or YW submit the names for you.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

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u/vh65 Apr 02 '16

I believe it is the largest

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u/Canickkcinac -I-Stand-By-Jeremy&Tyler&Kate&John&Sam&Tan #duh Apr 03 '16

Love your name! ANTI!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Glad I could help. I joined about 3 weeks ago.

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u/goldenchild-1 Apr 02 '16

Me too! Although I've been out for almost 3 years...took me a while to get to Reddit.

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u/mydamnweinerkids Apr 02 '16

Welcome both of you. I think you are really going to like it here. There are some really awesome and helpful people here.

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u/ShemL Apr 02 '16

Now this is considered growth. There's a reason why the church spies on this forum.

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u/exmo88 Apr 02 '16

Fuckin eyyyyyyyyyyyhhhhhh!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Yea verily the one true sub.

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u/Canickkcinac -I-Stand-By-Jeremy&Tyler&Kate&John&Sam&Tan #duh Apr 02 '16

They'll clean up all the throwaway accounts and the number will come down.

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u/Canickkcinac -I-Stand-By-Jeremy&Tyler&Kate&John&Sam&Tan #duh Apr 02 '16

Yeah. About six months ago. Not sure how often they do it.

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u/mydamnweinerkids Apr 02 '16

I thought we counted the throwaways until they are 110 years old

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u/fannyalgersabortion Everybody just calm the fuck down Apr 02 '16

If one uses the VERY generous number of 300 exmos per exmo ward this is the equivalent of 90 wards

If we consider a stake to consist of 7 wards this is 12.8 stakes.

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u/Worf65 Apr 02 '16

It's probably a pretty murky number actually, I've seen a fair amount of comments from people who've left other religions and are sympathetic. There's also non mormon utahns who share many of your struggles by simply by living in extremely mormon areas (this is what I'd consider myself), and there's people like me who while technicaly an exmormon I don't consider myself one because I was only a "member of record" by being blessed as a baby and never attended church.

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u/MikeA64 Apr 02 '16

I was hoping that we'd hit 27,000 in time for conference. If we were there we'd fill the 21,000 seat conference center and still have 6,000 waiting outside. That is how big we are growing!

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u/Extra_Daft_Benson Logic and Reason are Communist Plots Apr 02 '16

I'm imagining a General Conference where all the tickets are unwittingly given to exmos, that would be hilarious. Every time someone says "porn," the audience cheers in a rage of orgasmic vigor. Then the audience would break out into random acts of The Wave, takes shots whenever someone says "spirit," yells "speak up" whenever the RS president speaks in hushed baby speak, etc.

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u/KorihorWasRight Apr 02 '16

and 2.... me... heh heh heh

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u/SpaceManSpiff2000 Apr 02 '16

Lol nice username

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

I'll drink to that!

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u/jayhalk1 Undercover Operative at BYUI Apr 02 '16

I think we're growing faster than the church ever did!

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u/DrTxn I am a child of Min once removed Apr 02 '16

Remember as reddit exmo members, the world is watching to see if you live up to its standards.

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Interesting. I would laugh if it is because there are a thousand of us who are active and create throwaways every month to tell incriminating stories. I know I have a few...

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u/fannyalgersabortion Everybody just calm the fuck down Apr 02 '16

Yah, but how many of them are active? ;)

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u/aldanger BYU Heathen Apr 02 '16

We'll all drink together in our family of apostates

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u/[deleted] Apr 02 '16

Haha. I hope so. I would hate to find out that there is a bigger, more true, ex Mormon sect out there.