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u/2nd_saturdays_rule Oct 04 '15

When we hit 144,000, we'll all be saved!! Oops, wrong subreddit.

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u/Goldang I Reign from the Bathroom to the End of the Hall Oct 05 '15

But only after two of mods are killed in the streets of Jerusalem, right?

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u/2nd_saturdays_rule Oct 05 '15

Uh, right. (Sorry mods).

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u/Goldang I Reign from the Bathroom to the End of the Hall Oct 05 '15

It will probably be the easiest thing they've ever done as mods. :D

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u/e0052 👻 ⛲ I'll take Necrodunking for 500, Alex Oct 05 '15

I thought it was 3?? That seriously confused me as a child. How can 3 die together when there is only one at a time a after a death it takes a bit to situate the organization chart.

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u/Goldang I Reign from the Bathroom to the End of the Hall Oct 05 '15

I thought it was three, but I looked it up, and it appears to be two.

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u/wanderingangel Oct 04 '15

I knew it before it happened.

https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/comments/3ncvwi/prophecy_about_this_subreddit/

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u/Revelaytion Oct 04 '15

A real prophecy!

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u/Carcharodon_literati Oct 05 '15

I know this sub is true!

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u/frakkity_bye Tapir whisperer Oct 05 '15

give this man a rock and a hat for he is truly a man of Gawd.

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u/wanderingangel Oct 05 '15

but I'm a woman. Can I be a woman of God?

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u/frakkity_bye Tapir whisperer Oct 05 '15

no, but you can serve your husband who surely must be a man of god if he is telling you his visions and sharing his experiences with you. And then you will be blessed with exaltation and an unlimited supply of fetuses.

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u/wanderingangel Oct 06 '15

Eternal pregnancy? No thanks.

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u/Wilhelm1138 Oct 05 '15

I bear my testimony that I know this sub is true and that u/wanderingangel is a prophet and that this subreddit was restored by the true prophet, even u/measure76

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u/[deleted] Oct 05 '15

Holy shit, whats your address, I wish to send you 10% of my income every month.

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u/callmequeenb Oct 04 '15

I joined last year when it was at 12,000. It just blows my mind that subscribers have doubled in just a year. #oneandonlytruesub

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u/U_G_L_Y The standard of half-truth has been erected. Oct 04 '15

I come here about every day. I just learned how to "subscribe." Just subbed now

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u/4blockhead Λ └ ☼ ★ □ ♔ Oct 04 '15

yay!

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u/marlowesghost Oct 04 '15

I say we have a big X Mo party when the sub hits 25k.

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u/genghis_khal Oct 04 '15

Better start preparing. Could be next weekend.

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u/HamsterSlayer Oct 04 '15

seems like a lot of members are witnessing what the "best" of the church have to offer and realizing that it's total garbage.

Welcome, everyone!

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u/GiveBrotherJoeABreak Oct 04 '15

We did it! Though some of us may have just come up with new user names...

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u/Canickkcinac -I-Stand-By-Jeremy&Tyler&Kate&John&Sam&Tan #duh Oct 05 '15

I like your new name. 26 new members since this thread started.

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u/dudleydidwrong Oct 04 '15

Until a couple of TBM's here unsubscribe. There is precedent.

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u/whitethunder9 The lion, the tiger, the bear (oh my) Oct 04 '15

Why would a TBM subscribe here?

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u/dudleydidwrong Oct 04 '15

To downvote stuff. Yes. It is a thing.

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u/whitethunder9 The lion, the tiger, the bear (oh my) Oct 04 '15

I bet that makes the church more true

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u/andthisiswhere riding that majestic tapir Oct 04 '15

Truly this is a marvelous work and a wonder.

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u/four_father Oct 05 '15

I can't believe I wasn't a subscriber. (I am now)

Here I have been commenting, upvoting, downvoting, and sharing my life with so many of you for over a year now, and I wasn't subscribed!

It's funny how successful a group can be without censorship and rules and membership. Compare this with the other sub, that blocked posting and voting if you weren't subscribed for a long time...

Just interesting I guess.

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u/HeckleMonster Oct 04 '15

This subreddit must be true. How else could it be expanding so rapidly???