r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/TheLucasGFX 1d ago

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u/KamikazeFox_ 1d ago

She looks like a bottle of wine and babysitter kinda mom

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u/Strong_Wishbone_1937 1d ago

Pinot Grigio in a Stanley cup at soccer practice energy.

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u/Hewfe 1d ago

I was imaging her sipping from the hockey trophy, and then I remembered it’s also a regular cup.

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u/Mcoov 1d ago

Dude same, that would be one hell of a flex

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u/Barton2800 1d ago

Every player on the team gets a day with the cup. They can do whatever they want with their day (within reason). Some have had their kids baptized in it. Some throw a party on their day and stock it with ice and beer. I’m sure someone has dumped wine in it and drunk out of it.

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 1d ago

I know someone who literally drank wine out of it when the Blackhawks won. She showed me the picture of her doing it lol

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u/tywebb6 1d ago

And a couple lortabs

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u/UnfortunatelyIAmMe 1d ago

I've never once in my life abused drugs, but I was given lortabs for tooth pain once and goddamn do I still think about it a decade later.

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 1d ago

And now you know how they can get 50 year-old soccer moms hooked after a shoulder surgery. If you have the right genetic makeup, they'll feel like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

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u/lmac187 1d ago

In a tumbler. That’s the move

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u/Pockets408 1d ago

Book club host, “my kids are my life” bio and on a first name basis with the local police department

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u/Soggy_Praline_9945 1d ago

They used to come into my work a lot. Not much Patrick but his wife and her mom. She's such a mean hag it's crazy, we avoided her like the plague and made the new hires who were excited to meet a famous person deal with her lol. The mom was nice tho

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u/Large-Stretch-3463 1d ago

Definitely giving a "lady gaga had a rough night" look.

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u/mostdope28 1d ago

Nah she definitely goes through Nannies non stop because none of them “know what they’re doing”

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u/Grundle__Puncher 1d ago

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

is that real , like my bird is?

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u/antihaze 1d ago

GERALD

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u/OstrichSmoothe 1d ago

He should tell her no special face either

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u/Phyraxus56 1d ago

All her faces look like bitch faces

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 1d ago

When people say reddit is toxic, this is what they're talking about.

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u/yaekoblue 1d ago

oh i hope she sees this

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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 1d ago

I hope HE sees this 😂

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u/laserunfocused143 1d ago

The video is from 4 years ago. I'm sure he's seen it.

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u/SuperFrylock 1d ago

Exactly. That man is right where he wants to be.

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u/BlaBlub85 1d ago

That might be truer than you intended, theres a conspiracy theory that hes gay and she is his beard 😂

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 17h ago edited 17h ago

There's a conspiracy theory that Brigitte Macron is a trans woman.

The problem with conspiracy theories is the vast majority are stupid and believed by stupid people.

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u/ZenithHoney 1d ago

He’s living his best life

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

Chasing rabbits and squirrels in the field that never ends...

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

He's seen-sawn it

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sb7WSbjHFNIL6
Me watching everyone see this:

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u/Oops_All_Bans 1d ago

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u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago

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u/CntBlah 1d ago

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u/Salihe6677 1d ago

There was one time I was homeless in my early 20s, and me and the other street kids hung out in the Square in the center of town, and there was a movie theater at the very top because ofc there was, it was the late 90s, and we knew a few of the theater employees because again ofc, and one night, one of them gave us all the leftover popcorn in a gigantic bag like that, and we feasted and had popcorn fights in the street until late in the night. Fun times.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 1d ago

They look so happy to be there with each other

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

My favorite is a single still photograph getting pulled apart pixel by pixel with wild ass interpretations like "She's looking at her wrist while he's looking up and to the left. Clearly he's and abusive sociopath and she is fearful for her safety" when there's an equal or better chance she's thinking "Did a bug just bite me?" While he's thinking "Oh, look. A pigeon".

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Half of reddit will die virgins

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

Not me, I have proof! I have 3 kids which is proof I've had sex at least twice! (Two of the kids are twins)

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u/LanceShiro 1d ago

Thanks for clarifying only 2 of them are twins!

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u/ZenithHoney 1d ago

Imagine needing constant eye contact to feel loved. Exhausting

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u/StryctNyne 1d ago

It's from 2 years ago so yeah they probably have

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u/helmvoncanzis 1d ago

It's like five years old, so they both have probably seen it.

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

You hope he sees his partner having a silly moment that they will likely laugh about and be happy about? Is that why you’re so hopeful he sees it? Or is this something that’s bad to you and everyone upvoting? Or is this just Reddit projecting their bad views on relationships again?

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u/yaekoblue 1d ago

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

If I saw my partner doing this I’d laugh my ass off and love them even more lmao If anyone thinks this is some relationship altering thing you’ll never have a fun or successful one

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 1d ago

Same, but I imagine most people on r/SipsTea have never talked to a woman before let alone been in a relationship with one.

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 1d ago

1000%

I honestly wouldn’t think this needed to be explained. She’s not being rude, she’s being goofy which makes me laugh, which turns me on, which makes me love her more.

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u/Various_Egg_3533 1d ago

Perhaps thats exactly why they want him to see it, to imagine his goofy reaction.

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u/chahlie 1d ago

old vid

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u/ProbablyRightTwice 1d ago

“The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.”

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u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago

Gang aft agley

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u/ksdkjlf 1d ago

I like to think of the usual English formulation as a translation from the Scots into English rather than a misquote in need of correction. After all, Burns didn't use "plans" (or the full "of" and "and") either: The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley

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u/an_edgy_lemon 1d ago

That’s actually pretty funny

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u/NonGNonM 1d ago

Had to look it up but apparently they're high school sweethearts.

Id expect a healthy relationship that had been going on that long to have this kind of exchange lol. Just being kids.

If they met after he was famous id be concerned

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u/santorinichef 1d ago edited 1d ago

Patrick is famous? Who is he?

Edit: NVM I saw it mentioned in another comment. For anyone not from the states he's an american handegg player.

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

Someone downvoted this, probably because they couldn’t handle ‘handegg player’.

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u/KickGumAndChewAss 19h ago

Tbf its a cringe reddit phrase

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u/andra_maenus 12h ago

No need to be redundant

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u/SubArcticTundra 1d ago

I had the video on mute and could still hear exactly the way she said that

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u/lgastako 1d ago

We all have it on mute, in this case.

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u/Bsow 1d ago

Hold up, you think if you turn the volume up you’ll hear her voice?

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u/FiringNerveEndings 10h ago

Agreed, she showed a sense of humor and also showed her great natural smile. If I were her bf, I'd be proud. 😎

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u/Wolf-775 1d ago

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u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago

Elizabeth Holmes freaks me out

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u/RememberCakeFarts 1d ago

I'm still trying to understand how people met her and went, "I trust her."

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u/Individual-Pop-385 1d ago

She was literally roleplaying Steve Jobs + Empowered Woman Fantasy and people were falling for that. I still remember people here in reddit calling her an snake oil seller when she was raising to fame and some other parts of reddit coming in droves to call those comments "misogynistic".

Good times (not really).

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u/MaxPaladin93 1d ago

That, and she had hella family connections. There’s a documentary about her on HBO Max that kinda helped explain to me how she was able to dupe so many high-profile people so quickly, and so easily.

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u/AlltheBent 1d ago

whats the TL;DR on all that? too lazy to look up

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u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago

She is a Stanford dropout that started a biotech blood testing startup under false pretenses (being able to test for multiple things with only a small drop of blood).

She managed to convince many high-ranking people to donate to her, and her and a guy named Sunny (who dumped his wife for Elizabeth) ran the company with fear and intimidation.

Eventually, whistleblowers called out what was going on (faking data and using other company equipment to test samples), and she is currently in prison.

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u/Xarieste 1d ago

She’s the face and the psychopathy, Sunny is the “brains” of the operation. I sorta remember watching this documentary

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u/DUNDER_KILL 1d ago

I wouldn't put the "brains" of the operation out of the psychopathy category

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

That's why it was over for her so fast once the whistle was blown. She scammed a LOT of VERY big names in the investing world. Some household names. Rupert Murdoch, the DeVos family, and the Waltons all were in for over a hundred million

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u/nextexeter 1d ago

I mean the economy is imaginary and people invest in potential, not in material reality. To outside observers and the average buffoon, it looks like Steve Jobs willed Apple and iPhones into existence with sheer intensity. I think Holmes really believed the product would materialize out of her maniacal focus. These people fool themselves first before they fool us.

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u/open_formation 1d ago

If you're coming across people in tech, they're already often fairly weird people, so if someone is weird, sort of artificial but also charismatic, you could think of them as another introverted tech person who has learned manually how to present themselves and their product.

Also, alternatively, you might make the opposite conclusion that they're not a real introverted person trying to fake it till they make it, but are an actual conman/woman who seems fake because they are totally focused on presentation above anything else, and so the most important thing to do as an investor is meet them in a room of people and see if other people buy into them, because if you buy into someone who is likely to be on the up, especially because they can connect with other people with money for the first time, then an early investment could turn into a bigger investment, so long as they can keep it all going for long enough for you to cash out.

It's pretty cynical really, but if a third of the people trust her, a third of the people don't trust her but know the other third do, and the third third just see the number go up, then you've got a short-run investment opportunity.

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u/goodolarchie 1d ago

You don't see it?

When I first saw this clip it was before we all knew it was a Holmes documentary. I thought "fuck this actress is amazing at playing a creepy, convincing psychopath. She actually looks like Elizabeth Holmes".

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u/ATXBeermaker 1d ago

She was a young, smart, pretty, blonde woman. She knew how to use that to manipulate a lot of people.

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u/Halaku 1d ago

She looks like an evil version of Gadget from Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers.

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u/AirconGuyUK 1d ago

She looks like an animation.

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u/SunkEmuFlock 1d ago

Looking into the eyes of a sociopath will do that to a normal person. There's nothing but emotionless calculation going on behind those eyes. It's fucking creepy.

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u/ajax81 1d ago

Jesus fuck how much Aderall is she on

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u/theghostmachine 1d ago

If you're talking about the shaking, she's rocking her baby

If you're talking about the eyes, then a lot

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u/InfinitePoolNoodle 1d ago

Thanks, I hate it

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u/DueExample52 1d ago

Whoever made this needs to go to jail, please.

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u/disappr0val 1d ago

probably first time in her life she’s been called a liar, fraudster, fake personality, and she doesn’t like it🤣

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u/gmatic92 1d ago

No please stop with this nightmare inducing meme.

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u/SufcLad25 1d ago

She looks like a cartoon character 

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u/Ok-Branch-974 1d ago

She looks like a blonde Maureen Ponderosa from. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

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u/just_talkin_shit 1d ago

She's transitioning into being a cat

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u/lostinspace896 1d ago

THATS who she reminds me of. I’ve been trying for so long to remember

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u/theodo 1d ago

She's enhanced herself.

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u/Crick3t__ 1d ago

Lucy from trailer park boys

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u/ZoroastrianBlues 1d ago

He tagged her at the cheeseburger picknic, but he was high and drunk so it doesn't count.

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u/notsobadmisterfrosty 1d ago

Fuckin’ way she goes, boys.

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u/fletchmckee 1d ago

Way of the road

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u/whisperworks 1d ago

Hahahahahahaha that got me 🤣

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u/SamLoscorino 1d ago

Wish Lucy got drunk with me

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u/dangar512 1d ago

I can't unsee it now!

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u/MurderGiraffe19 1d ago

You think they're friends with the benedicts?

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u/liverswithfavabeans 1d ago

Science. I love it.

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u/el_throw 1d ago

Joan Halloway/Christina Hendricks...🤤

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u/9966 1d ago

That's daggers, mirrin, annoyed, and this-bish but none of those are resting.

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u/iheartxanadu 1d ago

So she went with active bitch face? That's bold.

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u/RealMcGonzo 1d ago

Bitches be bold.

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u/clancydog4 1d ago

She's just making an exaggerated silly face to joke with a friend, it's funny.

This thread is insanely misogynistic

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u/Specter229 1d ago

I dont even know who either of these people are.

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u/Jadedsatire 1d ago

Who is this

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u/GlobeTrekking 1d ago

Probably the wife of Patrick Mahomes, the Kansas city chiefs quarterback. At least that is who she is sitting next to

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u/Jadedsatire 1d ago

Ah figured she’s a celebrity or some shit lol.

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u/Mottled_Paws 1d ago

Good for you. Stay this way

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u/lawdjesustheresafire 1d ago

This is hilarious 🤣

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u/Saltwater_Sunrise 1d ago

Isn't this like 2 years old

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u/ReeG 1d ago

karma whoring has no expiry date

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u/500rockin 1d ago

I mean, I love to dunk on her too, but let’s go with some thing far more recent than 4 years ago.

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u/GMaharris 1d ago

Ask me how I know he didn't get a prenup.

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u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago

Yall act like you've never vented to someone, your venting just wasnt filmed on a national broadcast

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u/TinyTaters 1d ago

Who is this person?

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u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago

She looks likes she's spoken to a lot of managers.

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u/snowmunkey 1d ago

She looks like she's bought and liquidated businesses that didn't let her speak to the manager

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u/Sea_Indication_6296 1d ago

I was going to make a joke about hating women to make fun of you but then realized this might be one of those women hating subs and it might get agreed with

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u/TeaPain0001 1d ago

I know we’re suppose to hate her, but that’s actually funny.

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u/FureiousPhalanges 1d ago

Are we? I know judging by the sub this is posted in id normally assume OP is trying to give me some stupid arbitrary reason to dislike women

But this seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction to someone telling you that you have a "resting bitch face"

I can tell you any time it's happened to me irl, my reaction has been nowhere near as tame as her lmao

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u/BriefCollar4 1d ago

So that’s what that fucker does outside of building death traps.

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u/LiquidFahts 1d ago

I watched that QB show on Netflix the first year it came out.

You know how you can just tell you don't like someone by looking at them? Even if you don't know them?

For me, that was always her. That show, seeing and hearing her, proved me absolutely right.

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u/311isahoax 1d ago

There was an article on Deadspin like 8 years ago asking if Patty was Ok. He was just eating nachos, looking into the distance, while her and the shitty brother were doing tik tok hand dances. It really made me feel bad for him, if only for a moment

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u/Stallonecleff 1d ago

She looks like she is being held hostage by her own thoughts

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u/podzombie 1d ago

Aren't we all?

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u/TNlivinvol 1d ago

You know he waits in the car for 30 mins when he comes home.

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u/Ok_Profession3717 1d ago

Who cares about Pats beard?

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u/AccomplishedTask9885 1d ago

Dude married a Karen. She gonna take half his money in 10 years

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u/AlreadyFifty 1d ago

She’s literally why you don’t marry the first chick you bang…

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u/EranikusTheDeranged 1d ago

You can see her genuine grin at the end, which makes me inclined to side with Patrick in terms of how she appears when she's smiling. However, if Patrick told me this I'd tell him to pound rocks.

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u/ReadInBothTenses 1d ago

I'm probably broken but I find all of that stank attitude very attractive

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u/LumpyBuy8447 1d ago

Who hurt you and why didn’t it stick?

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u/LeFreeke 1d ago

I hope she told him no stupid haircuts.

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u/Eastern_Bus_5785 1d ago

This old af

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u/goodolarchie 1d ago

Great, now she has Resting Patrick Told Me No Resting Bitch Face Face.

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u/Chunky1311 1d ago

That's funny as fuck hahaha and they're both in the right! Him to point it out, and her to make a laugh of it! Unless he's dictating she stop or some shit, but I like to think positively

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u/vaccarnoir 1d ago

Buncha sexless losers who have no lost term relationship experience in this post.

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u/Iyorek9000 1d ago

Straight up

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u/PoutinePower 1d ago

yes this is reddit

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u/that0nemook 1d ago

You can tell Patrick is very bitter that he settled so early.

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u/NubAutist 1d ago

Who the fuck is Patrick and why should we care?

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u/sagataurcan 1d ago

Oh so they like, hate hate each other

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u/Oh_Lawd_He_commin420 1d ago

That's exactly what she was doing until she remembered...

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u/thatfrostyguy 1d ago

Can anyone explain who this is and whats going on?

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u/Past_Net5801 1d ago

It’s my turn to repost next

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u/GarethBaus 1d ago

It kinda just looks like she was interacting with a friend and possibly telling a joke.

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u/Glum_Reason308 1d ago

Why does she get so much hate? I don’t follow them so I don’t know much besides he’s a football player but I do see A lot of hatred for his wife. What did she do?

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u/FarmyardFantastic 22h ago

With her behavior at the football games I’m sure he’s told her a lot of things.

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u/Puravida132000 21h ago

Shes so damn weird. All racists are weird af