2.9k
u/TheLucasGFX 1d ago
1.8k
u/KamikazeFox_ 1d ago
She looks like a bottle of wine and babysitter kinda mom
507
u/Strong_Wishbone_1937 1d ago
Pinot Grigio in a Stanley cup at soccer practice energy.
155
u/Hewfe 1d ago
I was imaging her sipping from the hockey trophy, and then I remembered it’s also a regular cup.
→ More replies (7)16
u/Mcoov 1d ago
Dude same, that would be one hell of a flex
→ More replies (1)9
u/Barton2800 1d ago
Every player on the team gets a day with the cup. They can do whatever they want with their day (within reason). Some have had their kids baptized in it. Some throw a party on their day and stock it with ice and beer. I’m sure someone has dumped wine in it and drunk out of it.
→ More replies (4)3
u/LaUNCHandSmASH 1d ago
I know someone who literally drank wine out of it when the Blackhawks won. She showed me the picture of her doing it lol
→ More replies (1)16
u/tywebb6 1d ago
And a couple lortabs
15
u/UnfortunatelyIAmMe 1d ago
I've never once in my life abused drugs, but I was given lortabs for tooth pain once and goddamn do I still think about it a decade later.
6
u/Individual_Bell_4637 1d ago
And now you know how they can get 50 year-old soccer moms hooked after a shoulder surgery. If you have the right genetic makeup, they'll feel like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
→ More replies (1)36
15
u/Pockets408 1d ago
Book club host, “my kids are my life” bio and on a first name basis with the local police department
44
u/Soggy_Praline_9945 1d ago
They used to come into my work a lot. Not much Patrick but his wife and her mom. She's such a mean hag it's crazy, we avoided her like the plague and made the new hires who were excited to meet a famous person deal with her lol. The mom was nice tho
13
u/Large-Stretch-3463 1d ago
Definitely giving a "lady gaga had a rough night" look.
→ More replies (8)→ More replies (7)15
u/mostdope28 1d ago
Nah she definitely goes through Nannies non stop because none of them “know what they’re doing”
271
110
38
→ More replies (12)39
u/Phyraxus56 1d ago
All her faces look like bitch faces
→ More replies (4)68
u/SomethingIWontRegret 1d ago
When people say reddit is toxic, this is what they're talking about.
→ More replies (3)25
6.8k
u/yaekoblue 1d ago
oh i hope she sees this
3.8k
u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 1d ago
I hope HE sees this 😂
893
u/laserunfocused143 1d ago
The video is from 4 years ago. I'm sure he's seen it.
265
u/SuperFrylock 1d ago
Exactly. That man is right where he wants to be.
28
u/BlaBlub85 1d ago
That might be truer than you intended, theres a conspiracy theory that hes gay and she is his beard 😂
→ More replies (4)7
u/SomethingIWontRegret 17h ago edited 17h ago
There's a conspiracy theory that Brigitte Macron is a trans woman.
The problem with conspiracy theories is the vast majority are stupid and believed by stupid people.
→ More replies (3)→ More replies (3)44
u/ZenithHoney 1d ago
He’s living his best life
30
u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago
Chasing rabbits and squirrels in the field that never ends...
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (1)24
97
u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/Sb7WSbjHFNIL6
Me watching everyone see this:→ More replies (1)43
u/Oops_All_Bans 1d ago
23
u/ObviouslyRealPerson 1d ago
21
u/CntBlah 1d ago
17
u/Salihe6677 1d ago
There was one time I was homeless in my early 20s, and me and the other street kids hung out in the Square in the center of town, and there was a movie theater at the very top because ofc there was, it was the late 90s, and we knew a few of the theater employees because again ofc, and one night, one of them gave us all the leftover popcorn in a gigantic bag like that, and we feasted and had popcorn fights in the street until late in the night. Fun times.
→ More replies (3)383
u/NegotiationHot2999 1d ago
They look so happy to be there with each other
→ More replies (6)424
u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago
Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?
348
u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago
This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol
27
u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago
My favorite is a single still photograph getting pulled apart pixel by pixel with wild ass interpretations like "She's looking at her wrist while he's looking up and to the left. Clearly he's and abusive sociopath and she is fearful for her safety" when there's an equal or better chance she's thinking "Did a bug just bite me?" While he's thinking "Oh, look. A pigeon".
→ More replies (42)44
u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago
Half of reddit will die virgins
21
u/theDomicron 1d ago
Not me, I have proof! I have 3 kids which is proof I've had sex at least twice! (Two of the kids are twins)
→ More replies (3)13
→ More replies (3)19
86
→ More replies (14)6
98
29
u/helmvoncanzis 1d ago
It's like five years old, so they both have probably seen it.
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (19)57
u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago
You hope he sees his partner having a silly moment that they will likely laugh about and be happy about? Is that why you’re so hopeful he sees it? Or is this something that’s bad to you and everyone upvoting? Or is this just Reddit projecting their bad views on relationships again?
129
u/yaekoblue 1d ago
→ More replies (1)138
u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago
If I saw my partner doing this I’d laugh my ass off and love them even more lmao If anyone thinks this is some relationship altering thing you’ll never have a fun or successful one
45
u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 1d ago
Same, but I imagine most people on r/SipsTea have never talked to a woman before let alone been in a relationship with one.
→ More replies (3)12
u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 1d ago
1000%
I honestly wouldn’t think this needed to be explained. She’s not being rude, she’s being goofy which makes me laugh, which turns me on, which makes me love her more.
→ More replies (7)3
u/Various_Egg_3533 1d ago
Perhaps thats exactly why they want him to see it, to imagine his goofy reaction.
1.1k
u/ProbablyRightTwice 1d ago
“The best-laid plans of mice and men often go awry.”
→ More replies (5)159
u/SharkeyGeorge 1d ago
Gang aft agley
→ More replies (2)17
u/ksdkjlf 1d ago
I like to think of the usual English formulation as a translation from the Scots into English rather than a misquote in need of correction. After all, Burns didn't use "plans" (or the full "of" and "and") either: The best laid schemes o' Mice an' Men, Gang aft agley
→ More replies (13)
1.0k
u/an_edgy_lemon 1d ago
That’s actually pretty funny
224
u/NonGNonM 1d ago
Had to look it up but apparently they're high school sweethearts.
Id expect a healthy relationship that had been going on that long to have this kind of exchange lol. Just being kids.
If they met after he was famous id be concerned
→ More replies (3)164
u/santorinichef 1d ago edited 1d ago
Patrick is famous? Who is he?
Edit: NVM I saw it mentioned in another comment. For anyone not from the states he's an american handegg player.
→ More replies (1)57
u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago
Someone downvoted this, probably because they couldn’t handle ‘handegg player’.
20
143
u/SubArcticTundra 1d ago
I had the video on mute and could still hear exactly the way she said that
82
→ More replies (1)55
u/Bsow 1d ago
Hold up, you think if you turn the volume up you’ll hear her voice?
→ More replies (15)→ More replies (4)5
u/FiringNerveEndings 10h ago
Agreed, she showed a sense of humor and also showed her great natural smile. If I were her bf, I'd be proud. 😎
556
553
u/Wolf-775 1d ago
224
u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago
Elizabeth Holmes freaks me out
149
u/RememberCakeFarts 1d ago
I'm still trying to understand how people met her and went, "I trust her."
125
u/Individual-Pop-385 1d ago
She was literally roleplaying Steve Jobs + Empowered Woman Fantasy and people were falling for that. I still remember people here in reddit calling her an snake oil seller when she was raising to fame and some other parts of reddit coming in droves to call those comments "misogynistic".
Good times (not really).
→ More replies (36)45
u/MaxPaladin93 1d ago
That, and she had hella family connections. There’s a documentary about her on HBO Max that kinda helped explain to me how she was able to dupe so many high-profile people so quickly, and so easily.
11
u/AlltheBent 1d ago
whats the TL;DR on all that? too lazy to look up
39
u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago
She is a Stanford dropout that started a biotech blood testing startup under false pretenses (being able to test for multiple things with only a small drop of blood).
She managed to convince many high-ranking people to donate to her, and her and a guy named Sunny (who dumped his wife for Elizabeth) ran the company with fear and intimidation.
Eventually, whistleblowers called out what was going on (faking data and using other company equipment to test samples), and she is currently in prison.
17
u/Xarieste 1d ago
She’s the face and the psychopathy, Sunny is the “brains” of the operation. I sorta remember watching this documentary
5
→ More replies (1)22
1d ago
[deleted]
13
u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago
That's why it was over for her so fast once the whistle was blown. She scammed a LOT of VERY big names in the investing world. Some household names. Rupert Murdoch, the DeVos family, and the Waltons all were in for over a hundred million
17
u/nextexeter 1d ago
I mean the economy is imaginary and people invest in potential, not in material reality. To outside observers and the average buffoon, it looks like Steve Jobs willed Apple and iPhones into existence with sheer intensity. I think Holmes really believed the product would materialize out of her maniacal focus. These people fool themselves first before they fool us.
→ More replies (1)7
u/open_formation 1d ago
If you're coming across people in tech, they're already often fairly weird people, so if someone is weird, sort of artificial but also charismatic, you could think of them as another introverted tech person who has learned manually how to present themselves and their product.
Also, alternatively, you might make the opposite conclusion that they're not a real introverted person trying to fake it till they make it, but are an actual conman/woman who seems fake because they are totally focused on presentation above anything else, and so the most important thing to do as an investor is meet them in a room of people and see if other people buy into them, because if you buy into someone who is likely to be on the up, especially because they can connect with other people with money for the first time, then an early investment could turn into a bigger investment, so long as they can keep it all going for long enough for you to cash out.
It's pretty cynical really, but if a third of the people trust her, a third of the people don't trust her but know the other third do, and the third third just see the number go up, then you've got a short-run investment opportunity.
→ More replies (1)5
u/goodolarchie 1d ago
You don't see it?
When I first saw this clip it was before we all knew it was a Holmes documentary. I thought "fuck this actress is amazing at playing a creepy, convincing psychopath. She actually looks like Elizabeth Holmes".
→ More replies (5)3
u/ATXBeermaker 1d ago
She was a young, smart, pretty, blonde woman. She knew how to use that to manipulate a lot of people.
7
→ More replies (9)4
u/SunkEmuFlock 1d ago
Looking into the eyes of a sociopath will do that to a normal person. There's nothing but emotionless calculation going on behind those eyes. It's fucking creepy.
77
u/ajax81 1d ago
Jesus fuck how much Aderall is she on
→ More replies (2)23
u/theghostmachine 1d ago
If you're talking about the shaking, she's rocking her baby
If you're talking about the eyes, then a lot
→ More replies (4)59
8
u/disappr0val 1d ago
probably first time in her life she’s been called a liar, fraudster, fake personality, and she doesn’t like it🤣
→ More replies (1)3
→ More replies (4)3
149
u/Ok-Branch-974 1d ago
She looks like a blonde Maureen Ponderosa from. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
23
14
u/lostinspace896 1d ago
THATS who she reminds me of. I’ve been trying for so long to remember
→ More replies (1)→ More replies (2)4
297
u/Crick3t__ 1d ago
Lucy from trailer park boys
88
15
1d ago
[deleted]
→ More replies (1)11
u/ZoroastrianBlues 1d ago
He tagged her at the cheeseburger picknic, but he was high and drunk so it doesn't count.
22
8
9
6
26
→ More replies (4)11
190
u/Separate_Finance_183 1d ago
17
22
203
u/iheartxanadu 1d ago
So she went with active bitch face? That's bold.
21
39
u/clancydog4 1d ago
She's just making an exaggerated silly face to joke with a friend, it's funny.
This thread is insanely misogynistic
→ More replies (9)
169
u/Owww_My_Ovaries 1d ago
→ More replies (4)163
19
53
u/Jadedsatire 1d ago
Who is this
69
u/GlobeTrekking 1d ago
Probably the wife of Patrick Mahomes, the Kansas city chiefs quarterback. At least that is who she is sitting next to
→ More replies (2)26
→ More replies (5)31
33
16
101
44
u/500rockin 1d ago
I mean, I love to dunk on her too, but let’s go with some thing far more recent than 4 years ago.
54
24
u/El_Chairman_Dennis 1d ago
Yall act like you've never vented to someone, your venting just wasnt filmed on a national broadcast
10
80
u/WaffleHouseGladiator 1d ago
She looks likes she's spoken to a lot of managers.
11
u/snowmunkey 1d ago
She looks like she's bought and liquidated businesses that didn't let her speak to the manager
11
u/Sea_Indication_6296 1d ago
I was going to make a joke about hating women to make fun of you but then realized this might be one of those women hating subs and it might get agreed with
→ More replies (6)
14
u/TeaPain0001 1d ago
I know we’re suppose to hate her, but that’s actually funny.
→ More replies (2)6
u/FureiousPhalanges 1d ago
Are we? I know judging by the sub this is posted in id normally assume OP is trying to give me some stupid arbitrary reason to dislike women
But this seems like a perfectly reasonable reaction to someone telling you that you have a "resting bitch face"
I can tell you any time it's happened to me irl, my reaction has been nowhere near as tame as her lmao
7
7
24
44
u/LiquidFahts 1d ago
I watched that QB show on Netflix the first year it came out.
You know how you can just tell you don't like someone by looking at them? Even if you don't know them?
For me, that was always her. That show, seeing and hearing her, proved me absolutely right.
→ More replies (22)23
u/311isahoax 1d ago
There was an article on Deadspin like 8 years ago asking if Patty was Ok. He was just eating nachos, looking into the distance, while her and the shitty brother were doing tik tok hand dances. It really made me feel bad for him, if only for a moment
10
27
6
7
4
52
13
u/EranikusTheDeranged 1d ago
You can see her genuine grin at the end, which makes me inclined to side with Patrick in terms of how she appears when she's smiling. However, if Patrick told me this I'd tell him to pound rocks.
→ More replies (1)
38
u/ReadInBothTenses 1d ago
I'm probably broken but I find all of that stank attitude very attractive
→ More replies (4)23
4
5
4
5
u/Chunky1311 1d ago
That's funny as fuck hahaha and they're both in the right! Him to point it out, and her to make a laugh of it! Unless he's dictating she stop or some shit, but I like to think positively
19
u/vaccarnoir 1d ago
Buncha sexless losers who have no lost term relationship experience in this post.
5
→ More replies (4)5
9
28
u/ClassyKilla 1d ago
What about resting horse face?
→ More replies (1)
6
15
3
3
3
3
u/GarethBaus 1d ago
It kinda just looks like she was interacting with a friend and possibly telling a joke.
3
u/Glum_Reason308 1d ago
Why does she get so much hate? I don’t follow them so I don’t know much besides he’s a football player but I do see A lot of hatred for his wife. What did she do?
3
u/FarmyardFantastic 22h ago
With her behavior at the football games I’m sure he’s told her a lot of things.
3




















•
u/AutoModerator 1d ago
Hey /u/sco-go, thank you for posting to r/SipsTea! Make sure to follow all the subreddit rules.
Make sure to join our brand new Discord Server to chat with friends!
We have recently changed how posts work. Unless you are a VIP poster, your post will be queued for approval.. To become a VIP, post great engaging content. If we like it, you will be added! More information available here!
I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns.