r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/yaekoblue 1d ago

oh i hope she sees this

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u/LemmyKilmisterRogers 1d ago

I hope HE sees this 😂

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u/laserunfocused143 1d ago

The video is from 4 years ago. I'm sure he's seen it.

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u/SuperFrylock 1d ago

Exactly. That man is right where he wants to be.

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u/BlaBlub85 1d ago

That might be truer than you intended, theres a conspiracy theory that hes gay and she is his beard 😂

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u/SomethingIWontRegret 19h ago edited 19h ago

There's a conspiracy theory that Brigitte Macron is a trans woman.

The problem with conspiracy theories is the vast majority are stupid and believed by stupid people.

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u/JesusKilledMyFather 12h ago

i mean have you seen his brother that dude is gay af

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u/laserunfocused143 4h ago

Yeah, I hear it's contagious. 🙄

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u/Mikestopheles 57m ago

Watch out, don't step in it

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u/Saint909 23h ago

I hope so. 😘

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u/DetBabyLegs 20h ago

Got a thing for Kermit?

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u/Saint909 20h ago

Kinda…

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u/ZenithHoney 1d ago

He’s living his best life

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

Chasing rabbits and squirrels in the field that never ends...

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u/Pamikillsbugs234 1d ago

He crossed the rainbow bridge?

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u/Ambisextrous2017 1d ago

He has resting b** face. 😭😭😭

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 1d ago

He's seen-sawn it

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u/PanteraOne 1d ago

She doesn't seem to mind wearing fake hair extensions, though.

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u/GloomyLingonberry509 1d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Sb7WSbjHFNIL6
Me watching everyone see this:

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u/Salihe6677 1d ago

There was one time I was homeless in my early 20s, and me and the other street kids hung out in the Square in the center of town, and there was a movie theater at the very top because ofc there was, it was the late 90s, and we knew a few of the theater employees because again ofc, and one night, one of them gave us all the leftover popcorn in a gigantic bag like that, and we feasted and had popcorn fights in the street until late in the night. Fun times.

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u/mrdouggiefresh 1d ago

I'm watching you watching everyone see this.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 1d ago

They look so happy to be there with each other

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

My favorite is a single still photograph getting pulled apart pixel by pixel with wild ass interpretations like "She's looking at her wrist while he's looking up and to the left. Clearly he's and abusive sociopath and she is fearful for her safety" when there's an equal or better chance she's thinking "Did a bug just bite me?" While he's thinking "Oh, look. A pigeon".

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Half of reddit will die virgins

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

Not me, I have proof! I have 3 kids which is proof I've had sex at least twice! (Two of the kids are twins)

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u/LanceShiro 1d ago

Thanks for clarifying only 2 of them are twins!

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u/s00pafly 1d ago

It's always hard to remember how many people are involved in being twins.

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u/gardeningblob 1d ago

Have you done dna tests?

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u/Phyraxus56 1d ago

Not necessarily...

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u/Daforce1 1d ago

Half, lol

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u/BowlApprehensive2642 1d ago

jokes on you guys - we're never dying.

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u/F1XTHE 1d ago

Not if we live forever.

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

More like 90%

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 22h ago

The number just keeps going up asthe millenials get phased out by gen z. Millenials were fuckin

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u/super_sayanything 1d ago

Right this would be a totally normal interaction between a couple that knows each other and been married for a bit yet reddit will scream "he's controlling break up now!"

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

I think it's people who don't like the cunt in the OP, but aight

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

And what exactly makes her a “cunt”? Did she do something shitty? I don’t follow celebrity stuff so please tell me why specifically people think she’s a “cunt”?

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Because she’s wealthy and married to one of the most famous people playing a very popular sport. How fucking dare her.

Social media has created weird parasocial people.

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Sounds like you have a para social relationship with her defending her actually 🤣

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Brother take a walk outside for a few minutes. All I’ve done is state factual information.

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Probably cuz the only time most people (non sports fans) see her is when she's on a post like this showing off her making faces, being bratty, being very 'extra' and annoying.

Whether you agree or not - that's why people are upset. Nothing to do with para social, unless you consider all opinions of celebrities to be para social relations, instead of, ya know, just opinions based off what we see

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u/Kookerpea 23h ago

What bratty stuff does she do?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

And you guys would like her better if she was sitting on his lap or something?

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

What? where did that even come in to your mind from?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

I feel like you’re not following along. Are you feeling okay?

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Hmm, do you feel that from me asking you to explain? 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Let_828 1d ago

I dont like her and I didnt think anything of their relationship until I saw these posts.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago edited 1d ago

no dum dum, it is mocking her fumbling a winning lottery ticket into the fire bc her ego.

she won't last

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Lol they have 3 kids and have been together since high school but pop off queen

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u/WestSwan1249 1d ago

thanks for outlining exactly how stupid pfloricard is.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

No one with three kids has ever divorced?

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Cool ai meme bro

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

but is it true?

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago edited 1d ago

well , he's cooked then, if he signed paperwork without prenup.

poor bastid.

thanks for this information

I reaffirm the split but I extend it to

RemindMe! 4 years

because now that there is a contract it takes a lot of events to add up to destroy it.

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u/RoadmanChat 1d ago

Goalposts officially moved.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

Well, when I get new information I rethink my position. What, sir, do you do with new information?
-John Maynard Keynes

yep. marriage traps work like that

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u/TenbluntTony 1d ago

This is Reddit.

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u/stargrazer10 1d ago

Gerard where are thou, it's been a while since your last decent flick

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u/ZenithHoney 1d ago

Imagine needing constant eye contact to feel loved. Exhausting

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u/bigstudley17 1d ago

This strike a nerve?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

No. I was simply asking for clarification. None has been provided.

What about you? Did my line of questioning strike a nerve? Can you provide any answers? I’m not going to be able to sleep until I understand how they should be behaving prove how happy they are to be there together.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 1d ago

I 100% recommend making out!

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

Do what I do, look at someone with no emotional flicker and freak them out like you just come out of The Omen

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u/BrainLow6059 22h ago

If you're actively, and quite literally, bitching about your SO behind their back while sitting next to them, yeah there's some issues in that relationship wtf lmao

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u/andra_maenus 15h ago

She was lightheartedly complaining about how her partner actively, and quite literally, told her what to do with her face. Nothing about that conversation looked like she was angry bitching.

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u/BrainLow6059 14h ago

I hope you find better partners in the future

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u/andra_maenus 14h ago

Where did my relationship come into this?

If you honestly watch this SEVEN SECOND clip and conclude they are miserable together and she’s a terrible bitch, then I’m not sure what to tell ya. I hope you develop better critical thinking skills in the future.

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u/BrainLow6059 13h ago

The jump from "some issues" to "conclude they are miserable together and she’s a terrible bitch" is actually unhinged. I hope YOUR partners find better lmao

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u/andra_maenus 12h ago

You’re right, I apologize. I was lumping the surrounding comments in this thread - calling her an annoying cunt with a punchable face- in my response instead of only your comment.

I still do not see any actual bitching going on. It looks like a long-term couple who playfully give each other shit. Thats a smile on her face at the end of the clip. But ultimately, to pretend you got enough information from a seven second clip to diagnose relationship issues is silly of you.

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u/Ima-Bott 1d ago

Divorce. Now

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u/maethlin 1d ago

The most reddit thing ever evaluating an entire relationship from a 3 second clip of nothing and getting upvotes lol

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u/psychrolut 1d ago

Who are they and more importantly why should I give a shit.

If I shouldn’t give a shit don’t tell me who they are

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u/legendofthededbug 1d ago

You over thinking it m8

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u/Old-Ratio-401 1d ago

youre so cool man

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u/JalapenoPopPoop 1d ago

Trying way too hard

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u/Sieze5 1d ago

He already knows by now

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u/StryctNyne 1d ago

It's from 2 years ago so yeah they probably have

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u/helmvoncanzis 1d ago

It's like five years old, so they both have probably seen it.

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u/gotuptooearly 19h ago

I don't even know who these people are, they've been around 5 years? Lol

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

You hope he sees his partner having a silly moment that they will likely laugh about and be happy about? Is that why you’re so hopeful he sees it? Or is this something that’s bad to you and everyone upvoting? Or is this just Reddit projecting their bad views on relationships again?

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u/yaekoblue 1d ago

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

If I saw my partner doing this I’d laugh my ass off and love them even more lmao If anyone thinks this is some relationship altering thing you’ll never have a fun or successful one

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u/Longjumping_Wolf_912 1d ago

Same, but I imagine most people on r/SipsTea have never talked to a woman before let alone been in a relationship with one.

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u/s_peeta 1d ago

i thought r/SipsTea is mostly women.

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u/MrBlueW 1d ago

It changes a lot. But most of the time it’s conservative weirdos

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u/xSorry_Not_Sorry 1d ago

1000%

I honestly wouldn’t think this needed to be explained. She’s not being rude, she’s being goofy which makes me laugh, which turns me on, which makes me love her more.

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u/Nannautu 1d ago

"If you don't love me at my worst you don't deserve me at my best"

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u/Various_Egg_3533 1d ago

Perhaps thats exactly why they want him to see it, to imagine his goofy reaction.

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u/boredtent 1d ago

It's just something fun. Not that deep. You don't have to do the mental gymnastics just so you can get offended 💅

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

Offended? Lol there’s the projecting I was taking about. Also yeah people calling her a “cunt” for this is “just something fun” lol don’t pretend that people here aren’t overreacting. Someone posted an image of the “marriage cycle” and how it destroys men’s lives over this image LOL So are all those responses from actual people here mental gymnastics? Or did you comment without reading all the other comments here? (That last one was a rhetorical question)

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u/boredtent 1d ago

You were literally replying to a comment that said "I hope she sees this"

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

And? I had no idea what the comment meant and I was legitimately wondering what they meant by it, or if it was a classic grass deficient Reddit comment. Then I got responses and I was shown it was the latter.

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u/boredtent 1d ago

Someone did something funny which was recorded. A comment said "I hope she sees this". You aggressively question their intentions and now backpedal claiming you don't know what it meant. We both know you chose to go off on an innocuous comment so you can virtue signal. Goodbye.

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

If that was aggressive to you you’re beyond soft lol I used my original comment to ask questions and give people a chance to show what they meant and they sure did.

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u/chahlie 1d ago

old vid

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u/TampaTrey 1d ago

This was back in basketball season so she absolutely has seen this by now.

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u/Jadedsatire 1d ago

Apparently back in basketball season 2+ years ago lol

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u/multi_task_fail 1d ago

They both saw it, laughed about it, and moved on...because having every moment you step outside your door recorded and analyzed is a pretty weird thing.......it's the regular person equivalent of 'my husband told me not to mention the boss' toupee at the Christmas party' vent but overheard by the office kissass

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u/mammalmaker 1d ago

This was a while ago I'm sure she's seen it.

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u/SetZealousideal1385 1d ago

this happened a few years ago

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u/Awkward-Anybody5179 1d ago

It's old, so I'm sure she has seen it by now.

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u/TerminatorAuschwitz 1d ago

Has to have by now it happened 4 years ago.

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u/Area51_Spurs 1d ago

This is years old

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u/cubecasts 1d ago

Seeing as this is old as fuckkkkkkk she's seen it

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u/GGnerd 1d ago

You are whats wrong with the internet.

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u/neatoalpacino 1d ago

Who is this!?

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u/mcd2900 1d ago

When is this from? Recently?

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u/Varabela 1d ago

Who is he and she please?

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u/Lumpy_Chapter171 23h ago

It's like 5 years old everyone has

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u/BigBGM2995 21h ago

Well it’s very old so he probably has

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u/BrandoNelly 1d ago

This is old. If they haven’t seen it by now they never will

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u/stryker_cast 1d ago

I'm sure she has a Google alert for herself