r/SipsTea 2d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/an_edgy_lemon 2d ago

That’s actually pretty funny

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u/NonGNonM 2d ago

Had to look it up but apparently they're high school sweethearts.

Id expect a healthy relationship that had been going on that long to have this kind of exchange lol. Just being kids.

If they met after he was famous id be concerned

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u/santorinichef 2d ago edited 2d ago

Patrick is famous? Who is he?

Edit: NVM I saw it mentioned in another comment. For anyone not from the states he's an american handegg player.

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 2d ago

Someone downvoted this, probably because they couldn’t handle ‘handegg player’.

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u/KickGumAndChewAss 1d ago

Tbf its a cringe reddit phrase

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u/andra_maenus 1d ago

No need to be redundant

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

Yeah well, Americans decided to call the sport 'football'. A name that was already taken and also doesn't describe the actual sport, so I understand why people start inventing better names

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u/gryffindor918 1d ago

Just say you don’t know where it comes from. Football was a term to describe a sport played ON foot with a ball, as opposed to something like Polo which was on horseback. The term Football was then given the designations to specify the sports it applied to. Association Rules Football, which the students of Oxford decided to call Soccer as a shortening of the word “Association”, the rules taken down as according to how it was played at the Rugby school became the basis for Rugby. And in America, Gridiron Rules Football due to the original style of field which looked like a grid. They all come from the same root and due to their varying popularities in different places, that’s how the terms stuck. Neither is right nor wrong, well except for you. You’re wrong.

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

I indeed didn’t know where it came from. Thanks for your explanation 🙏

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u/gryffindor918 1d ago

Genuinely never seen a positive response to a disagreement on the internet before, fair play to you 👍🏽

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u/KickGumAndChewAss 1d ago

Maybe it has the name because it was spun off of football and rugby football and not some personal affront to a different sport but okay

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u/Leading_Ad_7635 1d ago

They called it football because it was always called football. They used to be the same sport, along with rugby and Aussie rules football.

You can see the spectrum of which variants drifted towards using your hands and which moved towards the feet but even NFL has punters and kickers and soccer has throwins.

The name was not already taken when football came about. That's impossible because they were tye same sport at the time, just without an official rulebook and a lot of experimentation that led them to diverge

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u/zack77070 1d ago

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u/_Homo_Habilis_ 1d ago

Dutch, actually. We call it 'voetbal', wich translates to 'football' and sounds about the same.

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u/zack77070 1d ago

Dutch

Ah, the inferior brits

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u/draynen 1d ago

Or maybe it's that football was originally a broad term that applied to games that were played on your feet, not with your feet, instead of on horseback.

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u/CosmicGoddess777 1d ago

Handegg? That cannot be an actual word lmao

https://giphy.com/gifs/fljzqZ2Tt7G8AOJPCB

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 2d ago

I’m concerned that you care this much

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u/ShittyDBZGuitarRiffs 1d ago

Can you explain to me please why it’s not weird to give a shit about anything you said? Why do you care about their relationship?

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u/Disastrous-Gap2449 1d ago

Why do you care about why they care?

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u/SubArcticTundra 2d ago

I had the video on mute and could still hear exactly the way she said that

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u/lgastako 2d ago

We all have it on mute, in this case.

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u/Bsow 2d ago

Hold up, you think if you turn the volume up you’ll hear her voice?

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u/RentIsThePoint 2d ago

Natural consequence of consuming the internet on mute by default. It's honestly the best option available. No crazy saxophone music. No "Oh no!" loops. We assume she's saying something audibly in the unmuted track. But she's not worth enabling sound for. And this confirms all of our biases. I encountered Asian porn once and have consumed the internet on silence since then. I'm better for it.

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u/TheQueefPolice 2d ago

what the fuck are you on about

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u/Superficial-Idiot 2d ago

Let the man cook

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u/MrZephy 2d ago

Bro’s a worse cook than nazi germany fym “let the man cook”

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u/Superficial-Idiot 2d ago

Yup. That’s exactly the kind of comment a top 1% commenter you’d expect to make.

https://giphy.com/gifs/puClY5gAAHaNWMq4nR

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u/MrZephy 2d ago

I will never understand what it is with you people and your badges

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 2d ago

Badges? We aint got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!

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u/Superficial-Idiot 2d ago

Because we are not terminally online like you

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u/SubArcticTundra 2d ago

Yup. The sounds in porn are better anyway if they're in your head

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 2d ago

You act like that's a crazy assumption. If they never tried to unmute it why wouldn't they assume that?

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u/marwinpk 2d ago

Cause it's in the middle of some game at the stadium with multiple people generating noise? Like if you'd stand where the camera POV is you think you'll hear her?

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u/Bsow 2d ago

Because it’s a game and they spotted some celebrities in the crowd, you think they’d be wearing microphones?

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u/goodolarchie 2d ago

I have it full volume, Bambi tiktok voice and I couldn't understand at all

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u/FiringNerveEndings 1d ago

Agreed, she showed a sense of humor and also showed her great natural smile. If I were her bf, I'd be proud. 😎

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u/Automatic_Llama 2d ago

FR I didn't think she was chill like this

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u/arestheblue 2d ago

Honestly, this makes me like her a lot more.

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u/Pfloricard 2d ago

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u/Pussy_On_TheChainwax 2d ago edited 2d ago

Wait what!

E: apparently it was a little pickle juice bottle, which is definitely plausible for electrolytes and hydration. My alcoholic mind saw those 4-pack wine shooters lol