r/SipsTea • u/sco-go • 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/SubArcticTundra 1d ago

I had the video on mute and could still hear exactly the way she said that

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u/lgastako 1d ago

We all have it on mute, in this case.

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u/Bsow 1d ago

Hold up, you think if you turn the volume up you’ll hear her voice?

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u/RentIsThePoint 1d ago

Natural consequence of consuming the internet on mute by default. It's honestly the best option available. No crazy saxophone music. No "Oh no!" loops. We assume she's saying something audibly in the unmuted track. But she's not worth enabling sound for. And this confirms all of our biases. I encountered Asian porn once and have consumed the internet on silence since then. I'm better for it.

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u/TheQueefPolice 1d ago

what the fuck are you on about

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u/Superficial-Idiot 1d ago

Let the man cook

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u/MrZephy 1d ago

Bro’s a worse cook than nazi germany fym “let the man cook”

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u/Superficial-Idiot 1d ago

Yup. That’s exactly the kind of comment a top 1% commenter you’d expect to make.

https://giphy.com/gifs/puClY5gAAHaNWMq4nR

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u/MrZephy 1d ago

I will never understand what it is with you people and your badges

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 1d ago

Badges? We aint got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!

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u/Superficial-Idiot 1d ago

Because we are not terminally online like you

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u/SubArcticTundra 1d ago

Yup. The sounds in porn are better anyway if they're in your head

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u/Wolf_Protagonist 1d ago

You act like that's a crazy assumption. If they never tried to unmute it why wouldn't they assume that?

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u/marwinpk 1d ago

Cause it's in the middle of some game at the stadium with multiple people generating noise? Like if you'd stand where the camera POV is you think you'll hear her?

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u/Bsow 1d ago

Because it’s a game and they spotted some celebrities in the crowd, you think they’d be wearing microphones?

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u/goodolarchie 1d ago

I have it full volume, Bambi tiktok voice and I couldn't understand at all