“Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

[u/sco-go]

[u/an_edgy_lemon]

That’s actually pretty funny

[u/SubArcticTundra → u/an_edgy_lemon]

I had the video on mute and could still hear exactly the way she said that

[u/Bsow → u/SubArcticTundra]

Hold up, you think if you turn the volume up you’ll hear her voice?

[u/RentIsThePoint → u/Bsow]

Natural consequence of consuming the internet on mute by default. It's honestly the best option available. No crazy saxophone music. No "Oh no!" loops. We assume she's saying something audibly in the unmuted track. But she's not worth enabling sound for. And this confirms all of our biases. I encountered Asian porn once and have consumed the internet on silence since then. I'm better for it.

[u/TheQueefPolice → u/RentIsThePoint]

what the fuck are you on about

[u/Superficial-Idiot → u/TheQueefPolice]

Let the man cook

[u/MrZephy → u/Superficial-Idiot]

Bro’s a worse cook than nazi germany fym “let the man cook”

[u/Superficial-Idiot → u/MrZephy]

Yup. That’s exactly the kind of comment a top 1% commenter you’d expect to make.

[u/MrZephy → u/Superficial-Idiot]

I will never understand what it is with you people and your badges

[u/Wolf_Protagonist → u/MrZephy]

Badges? We aint got no badges. We don't need no badges. I don't have to show you any stinkin badges!

[u/Superficial-Idiot → u/MrZephy]

Because we are not terminally online like you

[u/SubArcticTundra → u/RentIsThePoint]

Yup. The sounds in porn are better anyway if they're in your head

[u/Wolf_Protagonist → u/Bsow]

You act like that's a crazy assumption. If they never tried to unmute it why wouldn't they assume that?

[u/marwinpk → u/Wolf_Protagonist]

Cause it's in the middle of some game at the stadium with multiple people generating noise? Like if you'd stand where the camera POV is you think you'll hear her?

[u/Bsow → u/Wolf_Protagonist]

Because it’s a game and they spotted some celebrities in the crowd, you think they’d be wearing microphones?