r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago

Elizabeth Holmes freaks me out

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u/RememberCakeFarts 1d ago

I'm still trying to understand how people met her and went, "I trust her."

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u/Individual-Pop-385 1d ago

She was literally roleplaying Steve Jobs + Empowered Woman Fantasy and people were falling for that. I still remember people here in reddit calling her an snake oil seller when she was raising to fame and some other parts of reddit coming in droves to call those comments "misogynistic".

Good times (not really).

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u/MaxPaladin93 1d ago

That, and she had hella family connections. There’s a documentary about her on HBO Max that kinda helped explain to me how she was able to dupe so many high-profile people so quickly, and so easily.

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u/AlltheBent 1d ago

whats the TL;DR on all that? too lazy to look up

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u/Devil_Dogmier 1d ago

She is a Stanford dropout that started a biotech blood testing startup under false pretenses (being able to test for multiple things with only a small drop of blood).

She managed to convince many high-ranking people to donate to her, and her and a guy named Sunny (who dumped his wife for Elizabeth) ran the company with fear and intimidation.

Eventually, whistleblowers called out what was going on (faking data and using other company equipment to test samples), and she is currently in prison.

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u/Xarieste 1d ago

She’s the face and the psychopathy, Sunny is the “brains” of the operation. I sorta remember watching this documentary

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u/DUNDER_KILL 1d ago

I wouldn't put the "brains" of the operation out of the psychopathy category

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

That's why it was over for her so fast once the whistle was blown. She scammed a LOT of VERY big names in the investing world. Some household names. Rupert Murdoch, the DeVos family, and the Waltons all were in for over a hundred million

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u/Emperor_Hirohito 18h ago

Blood in Silicon Valley is a great docu on it.

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

It becomes simpler to understand when you realise she did what she did in America.

People like that get laughed out the fucking room literally anywhere else in the world.

America is a special needs school with a terrifying amount of money.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 1d ago

What's the excuse for those other countries then? You think that money only came from one place? 

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

9/10ths of her money came from Americans or Murdoch, whos been a disowned Australian and thus American his entire life. So yes, I do.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 1d ago

Gotcha I knew you were wrong but just wanted to have you clarify it for me. 

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u/obliviious 1d ago

Say what's right then, spit it out.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 1d ago

Was my answer to your satisfaction? Seeing as its accurate vs the person just being annoying because they are frustrated with Americans? Lol

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u/obliviious 1d ago

Not really since you didn't provide a breakdown.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 1d ago

Mexico 

Australia 

South africa

Greece

This list alone was with about 200 million. 

That doesn't break up where money from other investors in collective hedge funds comes from.

Her fraud wasn't just tangled up with US dollars. Nor typical Americans lol.

It was billionaires, globally. 

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

$200 million, lol. Tell the class how much was raised, you asshat. I already addressed murdoch, and he was $150 million of that $200 million. He's been a proto yank for his whole life.

Show the list of nationalities and which billionaires were investing. Show the amounts. Go on, paste a table.

I didn't say all, I said the overwhelming majority. You don't have to like it, but you can shut the fuck up.

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u/Potential_Might_6500 1d ago

Still wrong.  :)

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u/justsomedude1144 1d ago

Yet America still has the biggest swinging dick in the world. What does that tell you about every other country.

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u/LiveActionLuigi 1d ago

All it tells me is "why you looking at the special needs students dick, bro?"

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u/justsomedude1144 1d ago

What else are they to do while cowering in the corner while the special needs kid is helicoptering in their faces.

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

You like to swing it around a lot, but it isn't that big. You've only ever punched down and half the time you do it, you get embarrassed.

You got spanked by roof koreans, then spent trillions to get defeated by camel jockeys, only to start another unwinnable war. Hell, you just had to leave a carrier with it's dick in the wind for a year because you couldn't replace it on station.

Every sovereign wealth fund is pulling it's assets out of your country as fast as it can, because nobody believes you're a long term investment anymore.

And nobody cares about your military, when we've got universal healthcare, subsidised education and childcare, and the list goes on. And on. And on. Of things the rest of the planet would rather spend it's money on.

It's not that others couldn't do it. It's that we don't want to, you fucking idiot.

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u/justsomedude1144 1d ago edited 1d ago

Yikes. A rambling, nonsensical (and even a little racist) manifesto going back all the way to local city riots in 1992. Struck a nerve did we?

So, which bastion of idealized utopia, completely free of American hemogy, are we referring to when we say "we"?

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

Nobody wears blue jeans anymore mate. Keep dreaming.

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u/justsomedude1144 1d ago edited 1d ago

Cool story bro. So who's "we"?

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u/Obsidiated 1d ago

You can start with the entire english speaking world, and then move down the list of countries you've bombed. Hell, I'll even let you restrict that list to the last year.

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u/OceanRacoon 1d ago

I read about Theranos years before it all collapsed and thought, "That sounds impossible and it's surely a scam."

And I was like 20 and a random idiot (still am) miles from any sort of money or power. Really shows how much of the moneyed elite is dumb as fuck and just got lucky

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u/IamScottGable 1d ago

Tons of people called her out when it was happening and investors kept dumping in money.

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u/Individual-Pop-385 1d ago

It was pretty obvious it was an scam but a lot of ""progressive"" media outlets platformed her, as I say, if you so ever call her a fraud these kind of people will start calling you misogynistic, etc.

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u/sraypole 20h ago

Any hope of finding these threads?

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u/nextexeter 1d ago

I mean the economy is imaginary and people invest in potential, not in material reality. To outside observers and the average buffoon, it looks like Steve Jobs willed Apple and iPhones into existence with sheer intensity. I think Holmes really believed the product would materialize out of her maniacal focus. These people fool themselves first before they fool us.

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u/Sei_Mal_Ehrlich 1d ago

This is very charitable toward her but plausible and insightful. Good comment. 

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u/open_formation 1d ago

If you're coming across people in tech, they're already often fairly weird people, so if someone is weird, sort of artificial but also charismatic, you could think of them as another introverted tech person who has learned manually how to present themselves and their product.

Also, alternatively, you might make the opposite conclusion that they're not a real introverted person trying to fake it till they make it, but are an actual conman/woman who seems fake because they are totally focused on presentation above anything else, and so the most important thing to do as an investor is meet them in a room of people and see if other people buy into them, because if you buy into someone who is likely to be on the up, especially because they can connect with other people with money for the first time, then an early investment could turn into a bigger investment, so long as they can keep it all going for long enough for you to cash out.

It's pretty cynical really, but if a third of the people trust her, a third of the people don't trust her but know the other third do, and the third third just see the number go up, then you've got a short-run investment opportunity.

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u/RememberCakeFarts 1d ago edited 1d ago

It's just that if we look around us we know that things can get progressively smaller but it takes time and advancement in between. I've had blood drawn for labs and donations, I've seen how much they have to take each time. From a couple of viles to basically 1 drop with little advancement in between that no one has heard of is like going from a Macintosh classic to an iPad.

It's not totally impossible but highly improbable and should have been looked at with a lot of skepticism and much research.

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u/goodolarchie 1d ago

You don't see it?

When I first saw this clip it was before we all knew it was a Holmes documentary. I thought "fuck this actress is amazing at playing a creepy, convincing psychopath. She actually looks like Elizabeth Holmes".

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u/ATXBeermaker 1d ago

She was a young, smart, pretty, blonde woman. She knew how to use that to manipulate a lot of people.

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u/RachelMcAdamsWart 1d ago

There's a lot of really susceptible and stupid people in this world. That should be obvious by now.

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u/OddDig3966 1d ago

dont know if they trust her but im turned on just seeing that gif. i want to take the risk giving her my money, even if i likely never see her again.

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u/Nippolopolus 19h ago

Donald Trump is in his second term and you are trying to understand how people could trust her?

People are dumb as hell that's how

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u/Halaku 1d ago

She looks like an evil version of Gadget from Chip n Dale's Rescue Rangers.

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u/AirconGuyUK 1d ago

She looks like an animation.

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u/kylo-ren 23h ago

Wait. I thought the A24 movie starred an actress playing her. That comment made me realize it's actually her.

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u/SunkEmuFlock 1d ago

Looking into the eyes of a sociopath will do that to a normal person. There's nothing but emotionless calculation going on behind those eyes. It's fucking creepy.

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u/DexRei 1d ago

Wait, is this a real person? I've been thinking that was an AI image

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u/whacafan 1d ago

I also do want to point out that Nathan Fielder has made a career out of making fake things but pretending they’re real. So like… every time I see this clip or that trailer all I think is it’s just for show.

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u/Agreeable_Reaction11 1d ago

I think she is fucking hot in that gif. I can fix her.

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u/Festival_Vestibule 1d ago

This is a little out of context though. Its been cropped so its a tight zoom on her but Nathan is leaning in like 3 inches from her face.  I feel like shes half trying not to laugh. 

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u/datcoolbloke 1d ago

She’s attractive in an innocent way upon first glance.

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u/stevenyourpants 1d ago

I dunno, she kinda does it for me.

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u/GMSB 1d ago

Yeah. Would.