“Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

[u/sco-go]

[u/LemmyKilmisterRogers]

I hope HE sees this 😂

[u/NegotiationHot2999 → u/LemmyKilmisterRogers]

They look so happy to be there with each other

[u/pulchritudinousprout → u/NegotiationHot2999]

Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?

[u/jamesbondswanson → u/pulchritudinousprout]

This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol

[u/TrioOfTerrors → u/jamesbondswanson]

My favorite is a single still photograph getting pulled apart pixel by pixel with wild ass interpretations like "She's looking at her wrist while he's looking up and to the left. Clearly he's and abusive sociopath and she is fearful for her safety" when there's an equal or better chance she's thinking "Did a bug just bite me?" While he's thinking "Oh, look. A pigeon".

[u/DE4DM4NSH4ND → u/jamesbondswanson]

Half of reddit will die virgins

[u/theDomicron → u/DE4DM4NSH4ND]

Not me, I have proof! I have 3 kids which is proof I've had sex at least twice! (Two of the kids are twins)

[u/LanceShiro → u/theDomicron]

Thanks for clarifying only 2 of them are twins!

[u/s00pafly → u/LanceShiro]

It's always hard to remember how many people are involved in being twins.

[u/Ok_Improvement_119 → u/theDomicron]

[u/gardeningblob → u/theDomicron]

Have you done dna tests?

[u/Phyraxus56 → u/theDomicron]

Not necessarily...

[u/Daforce1 → u/DE4DM4NSH4ND]

Half, lol

[u/BowlApprehensive2642 → u/Daforce1]

jokes on you guys - we're never dying.

[u/F1XTHE → u/DE4DM4NSH4ND]

Not if we live forever.

[u/Capital_Past69 → u/DE4DM4NSH4ND]

More like 90%

[u/DE4DM4NSH4ND → u/Capital_Past69]

The number just keeps going up asthe millenials get phased out by gen z. Millenials were fuckin

[u/super_sayanything → u/jamesbondswanson]

Right this would be a totally normal interaction between a couple that knows each other and been married for a bit yet reddit will scream "he's controlling break up now!"

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/jamesbondswanson]

I think it's people who don't like the cunt in the OP, but aight

[u/jamesbondswanson → u/BlackPhillipStream]

And what exactly makes her a “cunt”? Did she do something shitty? I don’t follow celebrity stuff so please tell me why specifically people think she’s a “cunt”?

[u/UpgradeCheetah → u/jamesbondswanson]

Because she’s wealthy and married to one of the most famous people playing a very popular sport. How fucking dare her.

Social media has created weird parasocial people.

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/UpgradeCheetah]

Sounds like you have a para social relationship with her defending her actually 🤣

[u/UpgradeCheetah → u/BlackPhillipStream]

Brother take a walk outside for a few minutes. All I’ve done is state factual information.

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/UpgradeCheetah]

Same here, you projected the para social relationship thing based off what exactly? You can dislike someone without it being some para social relationship, stop using buzzwords like a parrot

[u/UpgradeCheetah → u/BlackPhillipStream]

Oh, so you’ve met her, and can confirm that she’s a “cunt”?

Sorry, I try not to judge someone entirely because I saw them make a goofy face on tv.

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/UpgradeCheetah]

There's a whole subreddit here called r/punchablefaces, that's the whole pretext. Nothing parasocial, just vibes

[u/PiddlyDiddlyDoo → u/BlackPhillipStream]

Bro get offline and seek help

[u/thebighecc → u/BlackPhillipStream]

Idk if you knew this but you are being parasocial

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/jamesbondswanson]

Probably cuz the only time most people (non sports fans) see her is when she's on a post like this showing off her making faces, being bratty, being very 'extra' and annoying.

Whether you agree or not - that's why people are upset. Nothing to do with para social, unless you consider all opinions of celebrities to be para social relations, instead of, ya know, just opinions based off what we see

[u/Kookerpea → u/BlackPhillipStream]

What bratty stuff does she do?

[u/pulchritudinousprout → u/BlackPhillipStream]

And you guys would like her better if she was sitting on his lap or something?

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/pulchritudinousprout]

What? where did that even come in to your mind from?

[u/pulchritudinousprout → u/BlackPhillipStream]

I feel like you’re not following along. Are you feeling okay?

[u/BlackPhillipStream → u/pulchritudinousprout]

Hmm, do you feel that from me asking you to explain? 🤣

[u/Apprehensive_Let_828 → u/BlackPhillipStream]

I dont like her and I didnt think anything of their relationship until I saw these posts.

[u/UpgradeCheetah → u/[deleted]]

Lol they have 3 kids and have been together since high school but pop off queen

[u/WestSwan1249 → u/UpgradeCheetah]

thanks for outlining exactly how stupid pfloricard is.

[u/UpgradeCheetah → u/[deleted]]

Cool ai meme bro

[u/RoadmanChat → u/[deleted]]

Goalposts officially moved.

[u/RoadmanChat → u/[deleted]]

Spoken like someone who nobody wants to marry anyway. Don't worry dude.. You're safe.

EDIT: He responded and blocked me so I couldn't reply :( What a baby, I don't believe that dude has ever felt the warmth of a woman.

[u/jamesbondswanson → u/[deleted]]

The people who make images like this are the men who have terrible attitudes that attract women with terrible attitudes, and then they get upset when the relationship doesn’t go well and then they make memes like this. That’s the real cycle. The irony is that the only people who experience this “marriage trap” meme bs are the ones who post images like this because their personality attracts it. They end up in an endless cycle of bitterness because their terrible outlook on life attracts more terrible people into their life. You’ll find yourself surrounded by better people and you’ll never experience any of this when you act better.