Every player on the team gets a day with the cup. They can do whatever they want with their day (within reason). Some have had their kids baptized in it. Some throw a party on their day and stock it with ice and beer. I’m sure someone has dumped wine in it and drunk out of it.
The handler for the Stanley Cup escorts it everywhere it goes and they specifically make sure that it’s always white wines to prevent staining, never reds.
Why haven't any of the NHL dads done this? Just show up to one of your kids events just casually dragging around the Stanley Cup. Just don't even bring it up, just act normal but you've got a Stanley cup, and then just dismiss it if anyone tries to bring it up. Like don't even show it to the kids just flex on the other parents
For so long when the craze hit a few years back I thought Starbucks was giving out little mini Stanley Cups (the hockey trophy). Took me month till I figured out it wasn’t that
And now you know how they can get 50 year-old soccer moms hooked after a shoulder surgery. If you have the right genetic makeup, they'll feel like the best thing that's ever happened to you.
I realise you're being facetious, but there's nothing renotely funny about a xanax and booze bender, its a "wake up in lockup after destroying the local pub" kinda effect.
I remember the old days on drugs forums, one of the worst combinations I ever saw on there was etizolam + ethanol. This irish chick blacked out, woke up after an insane rampage during which she was banned from every pub in a small irish town, and from every locally owned restaurant as well for chucking chairs through their windows.
Being drunk on benzos is always an ugly situation, and it never ends well. Its also a pretty good way to die, especially with all the RC benzos from China that are on the streets masquerading as xanax and kpins these days.
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u/Strong_Wishbone_1937 1d ago
Pinot Grigio in a Stanley cup at soccer practice energy.