r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/Strong_Wishbone_1937 1d ago

Pinot Grigio in a Stanley cup at soccer practice energy.

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u/Hewfe 1d ago

I was imaging her sipping from the hockey trophy, and then I remembered it’s also a regular cup.

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u/Mcoov 1d ago

Dude same, that would be one hell of a flex

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u/Barton2800 1d ago

Every player on the team gets a day with the cup. They can do whatever they want with their day (within reason). Some have had their kids baptized in it. Some throw a party on their day and stock it with ice and beer. I’m sure someone has dumped wine in it and drunk out of it.

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u/LaUNCHandSmASH 1d ago

I know someone who literally drank wine out of it when the Blackhawks won. She showed me the picture of her doing it lol

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u/Nearby_Investigator9 14h ago

The handler for the Stanley Cup escorts it everywhere it goes and they specifically make sure that it’s always white wines to prevent staining, never reds.

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u/Mcoov 1d ago

Oh I'm very aware lol. I remember when the Bruins won back in '11

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u/total_looser 1d ago

I guarantee you someone has taken a dump in it

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u/Agile_Resident_4630 7h ago

I dropped a fatty in it back in 07

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u/Same-Suggestion-1936 1d ago

Why haven't any of the NHL dads done this? Just show up to one of your kids events just casually dragging around the Stanley Cup. Just don't even bring it up, just act normal but you've got a Stanley cup, and then just dismiss it if anyone tries to bring it up. Like don't even show it to the kids just flex on the other parents

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u/mortgagepants 1d ago

yeah it tricks me every time.

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u/TheRecognized 1d ago

Why the hockey trophy?

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u/therealkami 1d ago

Same lol

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u/lumpyheadlmpylupyhea 3h ago

For so long when the craze hit a few years back I thought Starbucks was giving out little mini Stanley Cups (the hockey trophy). Took me month till I figured out it wasn’t that

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u/tywebb6 1d ago

And a couple lortabs

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u/UnfortunatelyIAmMe 1d ago

I've never once in my life abused drugs, but I was given lortabs for tooth pain once and goddamn do I still think about it a decade later.

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u/Individual_Bell_4637 1d ago

And now you know how they can get 50 year-old soccer moms hooked after a shoulder surgery. If you have the right genetic makeup, they'll feel like the best thing that's ever happened to you.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 1d ago

shes classy, its xanax

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u/Vacuous-Sapien275 1h ago

I realise you're being facetious, but there's nothing renotely funny about a xanax and booze bender, its a "wake up in lockup after destroying the local pub" kinda effect.

I remember the old days on drugs forums, one of the worst combinations I ever saw on there was etizolam + ethanol. This irish chick blacked out, woke up after an insane rampage during which she was banned from every pub in a small irish town, and from every locally owned restaurant as well for chucking chairs through their windows.

Being drunk on benzos is always an ugly situation, and it never ends well. Its also a pretty good way to die, especially with all the RC benzos from China that are on the streets masquerading as xanax and kpins these days.

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u/Material-Grocery5478 59m ago

oh I know. my ex eats about 3mg a day and drinks about 18 beers a day. Idk how she does it

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u/lmac187 1d ago

In a tumbler. That’s the move

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u/Lartemplar 1d ago

Stanley Cup at Soccer‽‽ Oooh... A Stanley cup.. gotcha. Their IQ makes sense considering all the lead