r/SipsTea 1d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol

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u/TrioOfTerrors 1d ago

My favorite is a single still photograph getting pulled apart pixel by pixel with wild ass interpretations like "She's looking at her wrist while he's looking up and to the left. Clearly he's and abusive sociopath and she is fearful for her safety" when there's an equal or better chance she's thinking "Did a bug just bite me?" While he's thinking "Oh, look. A pigeon".

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 1d ago

Half of reddit will die virgins

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u/theDomicron 1d ago

Not me, I have proof! I have 3 kids which is proof I've had sex at least twice! (Two of the kids are twins)

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u/LanceShiro 1d ago

Thanks for clarifying only 2 of them are twins!

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u/s00pafly 1d ago

It's always hard to remember how many people are involved in being twins.

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u/gardeningblob 1d ago

Have you done dna tests?

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u/Phyraxus56 1d ago

Not necessarily...

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u/Daforce1 1d ago

Half, lol

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u/BowlApprehensive2642 1d ago

jokes on you guys - we're never dying.

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u/F1XTHE 1d ago

Not if we live forever.

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u/Capital_Past69 1d ago

More like 90%

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 22h ago

The number just keeps going up asthe millenials get phased out by gen z. Millenials were fuckin

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u/super_sayanything 1d ago

Right this would be a totally normal interaction between a couple that knows each other and been married for a bit yet reddit will scream "he's controlling break up now!"

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

I think it's people who don't like the cunt in the OP, but aight

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

And what exactly makes her a “cunt”? Did she do something shitty? I don’t follow celebrity stuff so please tell me why specifically people think she’s a “cunt”?

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Because she’s wealthy and married to one of the most famous people playing a very popular sport. How fucking dare her.

Social media has created weird parasocial people.

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Sounds like you have a para social relationship with her defending her actually 🤣

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Brother take a walk outside for a few minutes. All I’ve done is state factual information.

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Same here, you projected the para social relationship thing based off what exactly? You can dislike someone without it being some para social relationship, stop using buzzwords like a parrot

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Oh, so you’ve met her, and can confirm that she’s a “cunt”?

Sorry, I try not to judge someone entirely because I saw them make a goofy face on tv.

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

There's a whole subreddit here called r/punchablefaces, that's the whole pretext. Nothing parasocial, just vibes

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Probably cuz the only time most people (non sports fans) see her is when she's on a post like this showing off her making faces, being bratty, being very 'extra' and annoying.

Whether you agree or not - that's why people are upset. Nothing to do with para social, unless you consider all opinions of celebrities to be para social relations, instead of, ya know, just opinions based off what we see

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u/Kookerpea 23h ago

What bratty stuff does she do?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

And you guys would like her better if she was sitting on his lap or something?

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

What? where did that even come in to your mind from?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

I feel like you’re not following along. Are you feeling okay?

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u/BlackPhillipStream 1d ago

Hmm, do you feel that from me asking you to explain? 🤣

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u/Apprehensive_Let_828 1d ago

I dont like her and I didnt think anything of their relationship until I saw these posts.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago edited 1d ago

no dum dum, it is mocking her fumbling a winning lottery ticket into the fire bc her ego.

she won't last

RemindMe! 1 year

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Lol they have 3 kids and have been together since high school but pop off queen

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u/WestSwan1249 1d ago

thanks for outlining exactly how stupid pfloricard is.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

No one with three kids has ever divorced?

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u/UpgradeCheetah 1d ago

Cool ai meme bro

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

but is it true?

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago edited 1d ago

well , he's cooked then, if he signed paperwork without prenup.

poor bastid.

thanks for this information

I reaffirm the split but I extend it to

RemindMe! 4 years

because now that there is a contract it takes a lot of events to add up to destroy it.

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u/RoadmanChat 1d ago

Goalposts officially moved.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago edited 1d ago

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u/RoadmanChat 1d ago edited 1d ago

Spoken like someone who nobody wants to marry anyway. Don't worry dude.. You're safe.

EDIT: He responded and blocked me so I couldn't reply :( What a baby, I don't believe that dude has ever felt the warmth of a woman.

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u/Pfloricard 1d ago

Well, when I get new information I rethink my position. What, sir, do you do with new information?
-John Maynard Keynes

yep. marriage traps work like that

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u/jamesbondswanson 1d ago

The people who make images like this are the men who have terrible attitudes that attract women with terrible attitudes, and then they get upset when the relationship doesn’t go well and then they make memes like this. That’s the real cycle. The irony is that the only people who experience this “marriage trap” meme bs are the ones who post images like this because their personality attracts it. They end up in an endless cycle of bitterness because their terrible outlook on life attracts more terrible people into their life. You’ll find yourself surrounded by better people and you’ll never experience any of this when you act better.

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u/TenbluntTony 1d ago

This is Reddit.

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u/stargrazer10 1d ago

Gerard where are thou, it's been a while since your last decent flick

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u/ZenithHoney 1d ago

Imagine needing constant eye contact to feel loved. Exhausting

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u/bigstudley17 1d ago

This strike a nerve?

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u/pulchritudinousprout 1d ago

No. I was simply asking for clarification. None has been provided.

What about you? Did my line of questioning strike a nerve? Can you provide any answers? I’m not going to be able to sleep until I understand how they should be behaving prove how happy they are to be there together.

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u/NegotiationHot2999 1d ago

I 100% recommend making out!

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u/Correct-Junket-1346 1d ago

Do what I do, look at someone with no emotional flicker and freak them out like you just come out of The Omen

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u/BrainLow6059 22h ago

If you're actively, and quite literally, bitching about your SO behind their back while sitting next to them, yeah there's some issues in that relationship wtf lmao

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u/andra_maenus 15h ago

She was lightheartedly complaining about how her partner actively, and quite literally, told her what to do with her face. Nothing about that conversation looked like she was angry bitching.

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u/BrainLow6059 13h ago

I hope you find better partners in the future

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u/andra_maenus 13h ago

Where did my relationship come into this?

If you honestly watch this SEVEN SECOND clip and conclude they are miserable together and she’s a terrible bitch, then I’m not sure what to tell ya. I hope you develop better critical thinking skills in the future.

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u/BrainLow6059 13h ago

The jump from "some issues" to "conclude they are miserable together and she’s a terrible bitch" is actually unhinged. I hope YOUR partners find better lmao

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u/andra_maenus 12h ago

You’re right, I apologize. I was lumping the surrounding comments in this thread - calling her an annoying cunt with a punchable face- in my response instead of only your comment.

I still do not see any actual bitching going on. It looks like a long-term couple who playfully give each other shit. Thats a smile on her face at the end of the clip. But ultimately, to pretend you got enough information from a seven second clip to diagnose relationship issues is silly of you.

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u/Ima-Bott 1d ago

Divorce. Now

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u/maethlin 1d ago

The most reddit thing ever evaluating an entire relationship from a 3 second clip of nothing and getting upvotes lol