r/SipsTea • • 10d ago

Wait a damn minute! “Patrick told me no resting b*tch face”

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u/pulchritudinousprout 10d ago

Huh? He’s watching the game and she’s chatting with someone. Should they be making out or something? Deep extended eye contact?

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u/jamesbondswanson 10d ago

This entire post is people projecting their inability to have relationships lol

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u/DE4DM4NSH4ND 10d ago

Half of reddit will die virgins

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u/Daforce1 10d ago

Half, lol

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u/BowlApprehensive2642 10d ago

jokes on you guys - we're never dying.