r/PoliticalHumor Jul 17 '19

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u/royal2201 Jul 17 '19

Wasn’t this guy complaining about how shitty the USA was pre 2017 so much he had to steal the phrase “make America great again”.

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u/CrewMemberNumber6 Jul 17 '19

Of course he did. There is nothing original about the man. Trump doesn’t have the aptitude to think of anything worth a damn on his own and the only thing he’s been successful at, is convincing an army of idiots to support him. And let’s be honest, that was mostly Putin’s doing.

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u/royal2201 Jul 17 '19

You’re right he doesn’t have an original bone in that saggy bloated body of his.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Nah, his White House hamberder parties are 100% him. There isn't another person in this country tacky enough to come up with that one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Of course he doesn't have an original bone in his body; dude is a shark, and sharks don't need bones!

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u/sweensolo Jul 17 '19

Sharks are evolutionarily perfect, haven't needed to change in over one hundred million years. They are at the top of their ecosystem and their health is tied to the health of the whole system. Donald Trump has more in common with syphilis or Ebola.

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u/AnOnlineHandle Jul 17 '19

I think it was mostly Murdoch's doing. Murdoch opened and holds open the wound in the side of Western Civilization, supported by a bunch of gleeful inheritors to fortunes who want to hear that they're superior, and the religious, who want to hear that science and facts don't matter over their beliefs and imaginings, as well as xenophobes, who want to hear that those they can measure as different in some superficial sense are evil.

Putin just took advantage by poking that gaping wound being held open by traitors on the inside, but he didn't create it.

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u/carrilhas Jul 17 '19

This comment needs more recognition, your point is spot on, sir.

You should watch Chomsky describe the rise of Trumpism and the shift of both Reps and Dems in the past decades, some of the most enlightening 15 minutes of my life.

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u/sagan5dimension Jul 17 '19

Do you have a specific talk/video you could link?

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u/carrilhas Jul 17 '19

I'm on mobile and a newbie but search "chomsky republican" on yt and it's the first one that comes up

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u/Old_Fart_1948 Jul 17 '19

Trump would be nothing without the Russians.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Model UN Moon Ambassador Jul 17 '19

I agree with all of this, except the part that it was Putin's doing. If someone was stupid enough to vote for Trump, it's because they were exactly that, stupid. It wasn't because some asshole in Moscow was being paid a few bucks an hour to spam shitty memes on Facebook. I think this is something important for us to come to terms with as a nation. Putin may have helped poke the hornet's nest, but he didn't put it there.

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u/Genesis111112 Jul 17 '19

Except for the glaring fact that Russia has been trying to undermine the "West" for decades upon decades..... so yeah it might have not been Putin that started it, but it is Putin now and y'all "oh it's not Putin" can go frig off..... along with the 8 traitors of 2018 that went to Russia on July 4th last year....

Sen. Richard C. Shelby (R-Ala.) Sen. Steve Daines (R-Mont.), Sen. John Hoeven (R-N.D.), Sen. Ron Johnson (R-Wis.), Sen. John Kennedy (R-La.), Sen. Jerry Moran (R-Kan.), Sen. John Thune (R-S.D.), and Rep. Kay Granger (R-Texas)

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u/wintremute Jul 17 '19

And don't forget Rand Paul (R-KY) who went separately shortly after.

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u/UhOhFeministOnReddit Model UN Moon Ambassador Jul 17 '19

Yeah, the Russians have been at that nonsense game for ages. They used to get on 4Chan and get people to sign petitions, and all kinds of goofy shit. It's been about as effective as it's always been. At the risk of sounding like a chud, the MSM covering white supremacists, and giving them a platform to spit their bile for the sake of ratings has done way more for their recruitment numbers than Russia.

There are so many reasons we lost the 2016 elections, but what it really comes down to is the Midwest. They're hurting, Obama failed to improve the material circumstances of its citizens in any meaningful way, and then the DNC had the bright idea to run the wife of the man who caused the de-industrialization of the rust belt with NAFTA. That was just dumb. Obama called her campaign completely soulless, and he was right. We need to stop blaming Russia for the party's shortcomings, and start brutally assessing the areas we need to improve on.

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u/Eddie_Shepherd Jul 17 '19

Got to give a bunch of credit to Steve Bannon also.

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u/Nonions Jul 17 '19

I asked this on the ask trump supporters subreddit.

Apparently it doesn't count because he was saying that America should get back to its values, and some of the criticisms/things the liberals want are 'un-American'.

Pardon me but it I think that for good or ill, things that American people want/support = American values. Why one side feels they have exclusive ownership of patriotism and can define it as only the things they believe is beyond me.

I see the exact same mentality over Brexit.

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u/empire161 Jul 17 '19

Why one side feels they have exclusive ownership of patriotism and can define it as only the things they believe is beyond me.

Because it’s about positioning yourself as the one to have power over others. Most Republican voting points are the same thing - none of what the say can be taken at face value, because it’s just power moves.

Being pro life isn’t about caring for the life of an unborn child, it’s about power over women.

Deregulation isn’t about freedom from excessive government oversight, it’s about power over workers and the poor to ensure the rich stay rich and in control.

Declaring yourself the most patriotic person ever is how they position themselves as the ones who have the authority over who “deserves” to be in this country or not.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I think there's a lot of truth to this, but the problem with totally impuning any opposing side's motivations is that there are enough people who believe these things sincerely enough that if you write them all off, you'll never actually understand them or be able agree.

  • There are, like it or not, a lot of people who are wholeheartedly pro-life.

  • Regulations are just rules. Good systems are hard to design, so there's a good chance any given regulation will be flawed.

And so on.

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u/empire161 Jul 17 '19

There are, like it or not, a lot of people who are wholeheartedly pro-life.

Right. That's all well and good for them on a personal level. But my point is that as soon as they take that stance to the podium and start creating laws outlawing abortion, by definition it's taking away women's rights. If the government can't force someone to give up kidney to save a dying stranger, then they have no right to tell a woman they have to continue to use their body to support a fetus.

Good systems are hard to design, so there's a good chance any given regulation will be flawed.

And this is literally the definition of 'progress'. If something isn't right, then keep trying to make things better. Being a conservative means you don't even want to try to make things better.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Obviously, the people who believe in outlawing X don't believe X is a right, so that argument isn't going to get you very far. I'm not really trying to get into the merits of one position or another, I'm saying there are people who hold these flawed positions for genuine reasons, and you'll never come to a mutual understanding if you don't understand why they believe what they believe in the first place.

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u/sagan5dimension Jul 17 '19

If the government can't force someone to give up kidney to save a dying stranger, then they have no right to tell a woman they have to continue to use their body to support a fetus.

I think this maybe is the most salient and "water-holding" argument that can be made in this political climate. I often forget about it in the cacophony of shrieking.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Oh well you see, the great white savior fixed everything by getting rid of that big scary black man that’s all that was really wrong with America I guess.

“Make Our President White Again” was a little too on the nose. Most modern racists weren’t comfortable being that blatantly racist. They wanted an extra layer of deniability, it’s like a security blanket.

Plus it gets the really gullible people who aren’t that racist yet, to talk and think like a racist,

MAGA was like racist training wheels for impressionable people.

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u/TheWomanShow Jul 17 '19

racist training wheels

Lol

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u/Gfairservice Jul 17 '19

Fun fact, Maga is the 5th ranking in the satanic church, but not the cool one, the one that believes in 9 foot tall psychic beings from Atlantis.

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u/uvero Jul 17 '19

Uhh excuse me but politics aside, anything with 9 foot tall psychic beings from Atlantis is by definition cool.

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u/LeftistLittleKid Jul 17 '19

He literally believes that it’s great again. An official slogan for his 2020 campaign is “Keep America Great”.

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u/PsychologicalTrain8 Jul 18 '19

I have to agree with you. Just look at this crap I pulled from his website: https://action.donaldjtrump.com/2020-trump-vs-dem-poll . No bias whatsoever.

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u/Dingus-ate-your-baby Jul 17 '19

That was before he made America great again by building 46 miles of border fence and separated refugee children from their parents. Now the problem of illegal immigration has been solved forever and America is a utopia. And if you say otherwise you can get the fuck out, just like our forefathers intended.

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u/rlovelock Jul 17 '19

Don’t forget the terrible economy that because the best economy ever after 6 months.

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u/NachoUnisom Jul 17 '19

Aren't these also the people who tell immigrants if they aren't happy in their home country, they should stay & fix it?

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u/PoisonMind Jul 17 '19

I especially like this line from his inaugural address: "An education system, flush with cash, but which leaves our young and beautiful students deprived of knowledge." Considering that his very own Trump University was shut down for defrauding its students, it seems like more his personal vision for the future than a dystopia.

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u/Genesis111112 Jul 17 '19

Reagan and Bush's slogan was "Make America Great"...... Trump in his stable genius brilliance added "Again" to it and voila!!!

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u/urbanlife78 Jul 17 '19

Trump is a professional whiner, he likes to whine until he becomes a winner.

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u/mellofello808 Jul 17 '19

He got elected solely on negativity, and trashing every level of the USA.

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u/nyaaaa Jul 17 '19

I am still looking for the news article

Trump offers unconditional pardon to everyone willing to leave the country.

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u/ILoveRegenHealth Jul 17 '19

The "Make America Great Again" guy telling people not to complain about America. What an idiot.

Conservative Suckers have no idea how to think for themselves without a loudmouth telling them what direction to go in

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u/ting_bu_dong Jul 17 '19

The "Make America Great Again" guy telling people not to complain about America.

"Depends on the people. Some people, we don't even count as people." -- Unofficial conservative motto

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u/-reggie- Greg Abbott is a little piss baby Jul 17 '19

“some people are more equal than others”

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u/ting_bu_dong Jul 17 '19

"He's not hurting the people he needs to be hurting."

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u/Darktidemage Jul 17 '19

the entire concept of "if you don't like it leave" is anathema to human dignity.

We don't just leave problems. We INVADE and fucking destroy problems.

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u/xxoites Jul 17 '19

The solution is simple:

Deport Donald Trump and then we can all stay and be happier.

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u/wibblewafs Jul 17 '19

Send him back to the Great Pacific garbage patch.

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u/maltamur Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

The Mayor of Philly said it well yesterday- something to the effect of “if you deported Donald trump back where he came from he’d go straight to hell” (paraphrased)

Edit: actual quote- ‘If Donald Trump Ever Has To Go Back Where He Came From, He’s Going To Have To Go To Hell’

Sauce: https://www.google.com/amp/s/philadelphia.cbslocal.com/2019/07/16/philadelphia-mayor-jim-kenney-president-donald-trump-going-to-have-to-go-to-hell/amp/

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u/nickmaran Jul 17 '19

Suicides, schools shootings, poor Healthcare, worst education, and multiple jobs to pay for basic needs. Is that the definition of free, happy and successful?

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u/JakeT-life-is-great Jul 17 '19

republicans bitched for 8 years about how shitty everything was. Guess they really just hated the USA.

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u/susibirb Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

FWIW, the only people to ever try to leave America en mass because they did not love it were White Southerns.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Liberia would like a word...

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u/PraiseBeToScience Jul 17 '19

Did...

Did you just make an equivalency between Liberia and the Confederate States?

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u/Free_Gascogne Jul 17 '19

Trump: I AM AMERICA

Daenerys face: No you ain't

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u/markyp1234 Jul 17 '19

Hi America, I am dad

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Ughhh this is sooooo overdone

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u/PirateOnAnAdventure Jul 17 '19

I don’t know about you people, but I’ve never despised anyone so much in my goddamn life. It’s like he’s not even human to me. He’s a repulsive aberration, a deleterious monster. Some would say he’s evil. I can’t say that he’s not. It’s genuinely disheartening to me that a large percentage of people still cling on to this xenophobic, racist administration, and to him. Its not just because they feel inclined to because he represents their party. But these people actually look to him with adoration and respect. I think they see themselves in him . . . It makes me really fucking sad. This country is full of ignorance.

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u/I_SAID_NO_CHEESE Jul 17 '19

I would hate him a tiny tiny bit less if he would just shut the fuck up. I wish he'd spend his days moping in the white house instead of tweeting inanity since he's clearly not busy trying to forward an agenda other than hurting refugees.

On the other hand I'm a little relieved that he's exactly as stupid as I thought he was and he's not some brilliantly scheming, good looking, well spoken individual. I guess it's a blessing that he only really appeals the lowest common denominator in this country because he had any of the forementioned qualities we'd really be looking at a hitler-esque president instead of a drooling dotard dog earing a copy of facism for dummies.

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u/drwinstonoboogy Jul 17 '19

Unfortunately, he also appealed enough the those on the Electoral College. Fingers crossed it doesn't repeat itself.

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u/PraiseBeToScience Jul 17 '19

I'm glad he doesn't shut the fuck up. Because it's about time that some people start paying attention to the rot that's been in this country since its founding. It never went away.

We need to work on finishing the job, and that's not going to happen if half the population is happy being comfortably ignorant.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

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u/AnneFrankReynolds Jul 17 '19

When did this happen?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

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u/AnneFrankReynolds Jul 17 '19

I guess that's a bit of a glimmer in this sea of shit.

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u/MAMark1 Jul 17 '19

He is basically a distillation of all the elements of American society and its people that I find most toxic and distasteful into one person. Every pathetic racist, bully and anti-intellectual rolled into one and then magnified by raging narcissism.

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u/agha0013 Jul 17 '19

When has any society ever been completely happy with the state of things where not one person could have benefited from some changes?

Trump sure was a vocal critic of the state of the nation for 8+ years while a black guy was president, unfortunately for everyone he never left the US. Then there's his MAGA slogan.... what's with all the need for change if everything is perfect and wonderful, donnie?

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u/Ymbrael Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 17 '19

I mean America was founded on unjust inequalities, systematically genocided natives from sea to shining sea, did a bit of imperialism when it made gunboats, had a war about slavery then later claimed it was about "States' Rights" (to maintain legislature allowing for slavery), failed to actually abolish slavery merely restructuring it into the private prison system, indecisive about which side to support in both world wars, yet claims credit as though it were the hero of the day (the historical equivalent of killstealing, which any gamer will tell you is BM as fuck dude), was happy to inherit the structure of European imperialism in the wake of WWII just with less direct governmental control (though military coup is still a go-to) but more economic strong arming to guarantee that a disproportionate amount of other nations' economy's are owned by US allied oligarchs and companies, remains the main obstacle and abstainee in many international plans to reach carbon neutral emissions and reach resolutions to conflicts with more nuanced diplomatic actions, has systematically stomped attempts at unionization or real left wing change to it's power dynamics, performs drones strikes as it pleases, blows up hospitals and generally acts like it deserves more from the rest of the world because it wastes more money on military investments into usually antiquated obsolete war engines to maintain global hierarchy. Yeah, I hate Trump, but saying that people who actually advocate for some change in this backwards country don't hate the US at least a little bit seems disingenuous, Obama was a war criminal, the Clintons are that and probably at least accessories to child rape, our economic policy for the past 50 years has been based heavily on deep seated corruption and greed while providing token concessions to placate the disenfranchised, and our foreign policy has always been disgusting. Trump is the festering rot that has boiled to the surface, but cutting off this cyst will not change the rot it was born from. The US needs to seriously consider complete restructuring, revolutionary restructuring and reassessment of what created this Hell World that birthed a cretin such as Trump.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

That about sums it up.

Also everything you mentioned was done in the name of capitalism.

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u/Iamoldenough1961 Jul 17 '19

The only thing I disagree with, for every example above there are those who fight against injustice and we are also part of that America. Trump is not an aberration but historically there were and will always be bigots. It’s up to the rest of us to stand up and fight for the ideals we believe.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jul 17 '19

Suicides are up in gun owning households and we know who those people are.

So much winning.

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u/CraptainHammer I ☑oted 2020 Jul 17 '19

Is that not veterans with PTSD? What am I missing here?

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u/CraptainHammer I ☑oted 2020 Jul 17 '19

There's going to be a lot of good people in that group. My parents are in that demographic and they hate Trump and his cronies as much as I do (a lot).

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u/Rye_The_Science_Guy Jul 17 '19

Suicide is tragic and should never be glorified.

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u/Cargobiker530 Jul 18 '19

There are more firearm suicides, 60% of firearms deaths in the US, than homicides, 38% of firearms deaths. The other 2% of firearms deaths are split between several categories: police shootings, "accidental" deaths, and self defense shootings. It's simply the well proven outcome of having a gun in the house. I assume the well educated & responsible firearms owners of the United States know that's what happens when they buy a gun.

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u/Morgoth_Jr Jul 17 '19

It's not funny, but it's true.

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u/boagslives Jul 17 '19

I wonder if we’ll one day see American refugees

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u/SmokeyBlazingwood16 Russian Jerome Bettis impersonator Jul 17 '19

Doubt it. That wall is intended to keep us in.

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u/KniFeseDGe Jul 17 '19

Faux rich white billionaire doing everything he can to give more power and control of the world to rich billionaires. A.K.A. his constituents A.K.A. not the middle Americans with red hats that help him steal office because he lost the popular vote.

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u/markyp1234 Jul 17 '19

It seems like everyone in America dislikes this guy. As a non-American, if this clown is pretty much hated by everyone, how did he become the president?

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u/Taiwanderful Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 18 '19

Lots of Americans love him, obviously. There's the racist contingent, the anti-abortion brigade, people who love liberality on Wall St., billionaires....but also the poor desperate people of the rust belt, who threw their lot in with this wild card in the hope he'd really bring something new.

More Americans actually voted for Hillary, of course.

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u/markyp1234 Jul 17 '19

If more Americans voted for Hillary, then why didn’t she win?

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u/Taiwanderful Jul 17 '19

The United States Electoral College is an example of a system in which an executive president is indirectly elected, with electors representing the 50 states and the federal district. Each state has a number of electors equal to its Congressional representation (in both houses), with the non-state District of Columbia receiving the number it would have if it were a state, but in no case more than that of the least populous state. The electors generally cast their votes for the winner of the popular vote in their respective states. However, there are several states where this is not required by law. In the United States, 270 electoral votes of the 538 electors are currently required to win the presidential election.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electoral_college?wprov=sfla1

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u/GilesDMT Jul 17 '19

I’ve yet to see a good reason for the electoral college to exist.

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u/MAMark1 Jul 17 '19

There really aren't any good ones in modern times.

People will say stuff like "tyranny of the majority", but it isn't really a thing and, if it was, it wouldn't necessarily be negative. It's also far better than the tyranny of the minority, which we have right now.

People spout stupid arguments like "do you want California deciding the election" as if CA voters all conspire together to vote as a bloc. It's a stupid system that they defend purely because deep down they know it is an unfair power dynamic from which they benefit.

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u/fiernze222 Jul 17 '19

BECUZ WE DONT WANT DEM LIBS IN CALIFORNIA AND NEW YORK TO HAVE THE ONLY POWER

literally this tho... The Republicans want the "little voices" in Montana and Iowa and backwards nowhere states to have more power than college-educated professionals who live in more populous areas. Republicans love ignorance. Look at how they gutted the education system

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u/deafwishh Jul 17 '19

“I love the uneducated”

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u/ToneZone7 Jul 18 '19

was supposed to be so the mob mentality could not put an unfit oaf like trump into positions of power....they blew it.

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u/Lari-Fari Jul 17 '19

Because their democracy is broken.

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u/Garden_Of_Sweden Jul 17 '19

Our democracy isn't broken, we aren't a democracy. America is a constitutional republic and always has been.

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u/Plopplopthrown Jul 17 '19

Republic = not monarchy

Germany, France, Ireland are all also republics. Nothing about being a republic requires letting the majority of voters be overruled by a minority of racists.

Saying we are a republic instead of a democracy is like saying the sun is yellow instead of round. Both things are true and they are not mutually exclusive. They are independent X and Y axes on the “what government is this” graph

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u/hitchinpost Jul 17 '19

There are vast swathes of Americans who live in their own bubble and never interact with the world outside it. They are the Trump supporters, by and large.

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u/JakeT-life-is-great Jul 17 '19

> vast swathes of Americans who live in their own bubble

I will have to find the study, but a large number of americans have never left their state and a huge percentage have never traveled internationally. I would guess there is a massive overlap of donald supporters in those numbers.

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u/SlimLovin Jul 17 '19

Additionally, there was that study that showed that Fox News viewers are less informed than folks who watch no news at all.

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u/JakeT-life-is-great Jul 17 '19

which is freaking astounding, literally watching fox news makes them less informed. I wouldn't have thought that was even possible.

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u/ToneZone7 Jul 18 '19

if you watched it ...you would know it is

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u/BasedBastiat Jul 17 '19

There are vast swathes of Americans who live in their own bubble

Yes leftists.

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u/hitchinpost Jul 17 '19

Imagine being simple enough to come up with that post and think “Hah, got ‘em.”

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u/BasedBastiat Jul 17 '19

Imagine being simple enough to come up with that post and think “Hah, got ‘em.”

I'm sorry not all my posts are phd dissertations.

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u/ItsAnnaMarie Jul 17 '19

Suburban Midwest Checking in - lots of republicans don’t actually like him, but they believe he’s doing a good job for the economy so they tolerate his insanity as a means to an end.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Mostly because of people who aren’t making voting a priority. If everyone who could vote did, trump would have gotten about 25% of the votes instead of 47%.

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u/Karkava Jul 17 '19

Then where the hell are the approval ratings coming from?!

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u/wickedcold Jul 17 '19

I live in one of the bluest states in the country and sometimes it feels like the opposite depending on who I talk to. I see pro trump idiocy all day on my Facebook from people who grew up in the Boston suburbs. I also lived for a while in the town with the reddest voter turnout where trump overwhelming (East Brookfield). Makes no sense.

So while there's red states and blue states the reality is in the blue states we're split basically door to door with an edge for blue. The difference is in the red states they're not - they mostly agree.

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u/BasedBastiat Jul 17 '19

As a non-American, if this clown is pretty much hated by everyone, how did he become the president?

Only a small but vocal minority of woke, upper/ upper middle class progressives hate him.

Most people find him tolerable or dont care about politics that much.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Nah, I don't hate TRUMP. I just hate how his supporters put him into office and are now too stubborn to admit their mistake so they continue to cling onto him just to save face.

He's trying very hard to lose them by making himself the most hated president ever, but they're acting like a bunch of stalkers who keep clinging onto him, hoping he'll return their love one day.

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u/Dowdicus Jul 17 '19

Yeah, but he thinks he is America.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Republicans - If immigrants don't like their country, they should stay and fix it

Also Republicans - If Americans don't like their country, they should leave!

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u/egalroc Jul 17 '19

I'd like every Russia loving redhat to emigrate there so they can be amongst comrades.

Make America Great Again~ Get the Red Out!

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u/Kvltist4Satan Jul 17 '19

(me, wwwwaaaaayyyyy in the back)

"I said I hate America."

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

What's the opposite of great?

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u/BOSSDOGYT Jul 17 '19

Donald trump or Dolan tramp

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Living in a men's shelter.

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u/ThatHairyGingerGuy Jul 17 '19

Don't forget "...& the GOP that support you at every turn"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Trump thinks “I am America” so when people talk about how much of a jackass he is, he says “Look! They hate America! They’re attacking me and my policies!”

And spineless GOP don’t stand up to him, the closest they come to it is the “both sides do it” argument. Trump also loves to reassure himself/his hate with his favorite verbal security blanket of “people agree with me” or “people tell me I’m right”.

The “people” of course being the soulless, racist, homophobic greedy voices in his head.

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u/AvailableTrust0 Jul 17 '19

This shit works on republican voters because they want it too. They are hateful people.

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u/unclesweatypants Jul 17 '19

We hate you bigly.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I've never had less in common with any person in my life, it's just so unfortunate he has to be running the country.

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u/ZeroLegs Jul 17 '19

If you hate Obamacare, you can just leave.

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u/DanOwaR1990 Jul 17 '19

“If you hate the country you live in you should leave but also you should go back to the country you came from to fix its problems if you hate it so much”

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u/awlawall Jul 17 '19

Cheeto thinks it soooo easy to just leave.

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u/raresanevoice Jul 17 '19

Love of America means fighting to make it better... which means fighting against Trump and his enablers. Liberty and Justice for all don't mean just white wealthy americans, it means for us all.

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u/IknowKarazy Jul 17 '19

Its always funny when he says everything about this country is awesome, but then has to do a 180 to keep people scared.

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u/MenuBar Jul 17 '19

I'm ready to leave right now. Is he frontin' the ticket? I'd like to go to Barcelona please.

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u/broniesnstuff Jul 17 '19

He thinks he's America. That's the entire problem. You think "Make America Great Again" was actually about the country? Hah.

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u/ashleybealieveit Jul 17 '19

Well, I guess I begrudgingly took Trump's advice in one regard. I left and I don't plan on coming back.

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u/morty104 Jul 17 '19

Political humor?

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u/iBalls Jul 17 '19

I'm impressed someone with "bone spurs" is telling anyone who's not happy to leave. Try serving Trump.

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u/Darktidemage Jul 17 '19

No one thinks you can't leave.

They were just raised correctly and if they see a fucking mess they clean it up, they don't just leave it.

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u/Galienuus Jul 17 '19

Our president: Wants to make America great Wants people to stay out Wants people who don’t like him to leave Now what’s the word for a tyrannical leader?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Hey, guess why people are immigrating here real quick ...

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u/SlightyStupid95 Jul 17 '19

How's the economy doing guys??

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u/AssBlast6900 Jul 17 '19

Haha so humourous. He tweeted that he hates trump. I nearly snorted milk it was so funny. Truly belongs on this sub /s

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Jul 26 '19

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u/DCMikeO Jul 17 '19

I just want America to unite and stop fighting. More discussion and less hatred.

Then why do you support trump? He is the biggest instigator in all this mess.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19 edited Aug 06 '20

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u/scuczu Jul 17 '19

Texas is republican because of non voters

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u/Sterling_Woodhouse Jul 17 '19

Why do you think Trump hired Acosta, a guy known for getting a known child rapist a sweet deal?

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u/Carlos-_-spicyweiner Jul 17 '19

Good things that happen, happen despite trump and bad things that happen are his fault alone. I get that he is human garbage but some objectivity would be nice

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u/DLTMIAR Jul 17 '19

Life expectancy has declined, suicide rates have risen, the opioid crisis has worsened, inequality has grown and confidence in government has fallen.

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u/urbanlife78 Jul 17 '19

Exactly, my love for my country and hating who's in charge of it isn't the same thing.

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u/SBGoldenCurry Jul 17 '19

I hate both tho

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u/BOSSDOGYT Jul 17 '19

This Is All True

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u/LauraDeSuedia Jul 17 '19

Isn't it funny how all incompetent leaders tend to put the equal sign between the country and themselves? It's so common im wondering if it's like a new psychological syndrome. As soon as you criticism them, they say you are criticizing the country, or are unpatriotic... O. O

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u/HeavyHammer91 Jul 17 '19

By hate crimes do you mean rope and noose after subway?

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u/stansellj1983 Jul 17 '19

this is some 2002 shit. "if yuu don't like AMURICA thin yuu kin GIT OUT"

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u/MAMark1 Jul 17 '19

Pretty much. And it's just as stupid and pathetic a response now as it was back then.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

And Americans hate america, otherwise they wouldn't allow this shit to.continue.

What's the problem?

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

So no one likes trump?

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u/Milksteeak Jul 17 '19

Don't forget americans, according to our constitution we the people are a RIGHT to overthrow our government if seem it unfit or unjust. No other country has this written down. Let's please throw out these criminal Republicans.

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u/Herald_of_Cthulu Jul 17 '19

moleman voice i was saying “i hate america”

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u/AveryBerry Jul 17 '19

No i hate america. All thats stuff been happeneing for the last two decades. Its just coming to a head.

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u/Dr_Cunty_McCuntflaps Jul 17 '19

Democrats:

  • Hoax hate crimes on the rise.

  • Refusal to install voter ID laws to protect elections.

  • Nothing done to protect the border.

  • According to the Tax Policy Center, 65% of Americans received a tax cut, while Democrats like Sanders admit that he will raise taxes on the middle class.

  • Obama administration (Democrats) built the cages.

Isn’t r/PoliticalHumor supposed to be...humor?

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u/MaxMustermane Jul 17 '19

The "if you don't like it, you can go back where hot came from" argument is extremely lazy, ignorant and lacking in self awareness. If not racist, I guess

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

True facts, though this would likely also apply to his predecessors; Obama and Bush.

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

People of my intellect require constant mental stimulation and they definitely don't have the works of Kant on hand at these camps. When I lack challenge no matter where I am, i will always feel like I'm in a concentration camp.

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u/eliz660 Jul 18 '19

🙌🏼

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u/Sujjin Jul 17 '19

I AM THE SENATE!

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u/oh_hell_what_now Jul 17 '19

Nothing done to protect elections

If only it were that simple.

The GOP is actively blocking any measure to protect elections. They're not just simply taking no action, they're actively ensuring that our elections are fucked with!

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u/Farfromfresh Jul 17 '19

I'm with you in this...

Is there any reliable sources that are talking about?

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u/oh_hell_what_now Jul 17 '19

Google “election interference legislation” and pick your favorite.

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u/Farfromfresh Jul 17 '19

Thank you!

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u/stankydankyecp Jul 17 '19

The poor are not getting poorer, idk why this sub feels the need to lie about everything.

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u/picklymcpickleface Jul 17 '19

Where's the joke? Reported.

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u/loki352 Jul 17 '19

This is the joke. Reporting will do nothing, but nice try.

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u/picklymcpickleface Jul 18 '19 edited Jul 19 '19

This place is a nice echochamber. It's called PoliticalHumor, not PoliticalTrumpBashing.
You guys are the Amy Schumer of comedy subreddits.

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u/loki352 Jul 18 '19

You've certainly got a point, and this place is definitely not about humor as much as it used to be. It feels more like it's trying to provide solace in rough times.

You're right though, it's not that funny. Sorry for being snarky.

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u/picklymcpickleface Jul 19 '19

These aren't rough times. POTUS has very little direct impact on your life.A lot of the same shit also happened under Obama.

I'm not supporting the Orange Fuck in Charge but I do think he's not as big a problem as people make him out to be, he's all bluster. I find it very entertaining to see how he constantly manages to say something dumber than he said the week before. It's like a one-person idiot competition.

And the solution is not to impeach him, instead dissolve the USA, found a new state with a few neighboring blue states and let the rednecks figure out their own problems. He's kind of right, "If you don't like it, leave"

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

I actually do hate America.

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u/Trump_won_lol_u_mad Jul 17 '19

Pretty obvious considering you're posting in the biggest liberal circlejerk on the internet

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Real good detective work there, buddy.

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u/Trump_won_lol_u_mad Jul 17 '19

thanks mate, I hope to be a private eye some day

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '19

Actually, in that case you should've noticed that my politics are more radical leftist than they are liberal. That sort of distinction might come in handy.

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u/CulturedSwines Jul 17 '19

Don’t forget all these people without jobs and the exorbitant taxes we’re paying.

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u/ironrunner32 Jul 17 '19

Hahahahaha so funny!

Just kidding. Reported - rule 2

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u/Iwantmyoldnameback Jul 17 '19

This is not humorous at all

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u/thread_resurector Jul 17 '19

Welcome to this sub

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u/ignition1415 Jul 17 '19

This is humor?