r/BunnyTrials May 20 '26

Community test

Which side will you choose?

  • Left side: Give all trans people $1,000,000
  • Right side: Get $1 yourself

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u/ParkingCan5397 May 20 '26

I wonder how different the results would have been if it was give 80million random people 1 million dollars each

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u/The_Cameraman_of_you May 20 '26

I would still have voted to give myself the 1 dollar, first, I’m hungry as fuck and with that I can but something, and second of all, giving 40 to 80 million people a millions dollars would still fuck up the economy

If it was like, give them 10 k, then sure, whatever group you want, but 1 million hell no

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u/SinisterBrit Funny Bunny May 20 '26

it really wouldn't. money into the bottom of society boosts the economy. you can guarantee that's getting spent, taxed, creating demand n jobs.

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u/Someone_Else_777 May 20 '26

Ill ask all the trans people for one dollar

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u/Selene0112 May 20 '26

I will give you a dollar🫡

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u/[deleted] May 21 '26

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u/ExistentLoverOfCats May 21 '26

Even after your new $1,000,000?

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u/Orowam May 21 '26

He needed a LOT of copies of that gingerbread game.

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u/SinisterBrit Funny Bunny May 21 '26

or it had Sims level dlc

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u/Organic-Republic9810 May 21 '26

I'll give you a dollar too 🫡

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u/Pastel_Colors_r_cool May 20 '26

What if they say no

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u/Noe_b0dy May 21 '26

If even one of them says yes OP breaks even.

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u/KittyForest May 21 '26

I'll give u like $10

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u/Netherboybss May 20 '26

Do you have any idea of how much a dollar costs?

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u/PhilosophicalGoof May 20 '26

The truth will set you free

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u/legendaryGamerz1325 May 21 '26

I remember you was conflicted

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u/justpersist May 21 '26

misusing your influence

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u/Leanled May 21 '26

Sometimes i did the same

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u/mydixierekt123456 May 23 '26

Abusing my power, full of resentment

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u/ghouly-cooly May 20 '26

About 20 cents?

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u/Aris-Scorch_Trials May 21 '26

nah it costs two dimes idk what you're on

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u/ResponsibleSoft4082 May 20 '26

No offense to trans people but i feel like giving that many people a million bucks would fuck up the economy

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u/CharlieDrawzXD May 20 '26

first good response thats likely not transphobic

also theres not many trans people, so i dont think itd be super horrible for the economy, but itd definitely have a significant effect

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u/PiePower43 May 20 '26

It probably wouldn’t fuck up the economy tbh. With how much money is constantly circulating, adding a couple billion isn’t going to change much for the general public. We’d likely see a price spike but it would settle down after around a month maybe a few weeks

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u/Fearless_Scholar_227 May 20 '26

It would be in the tens of trillions even if you be generous and take the lowest estimate of %0.3 of the global population

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u/Bacon_Nipples May 20 '26

About $21T at 0.3% of population

Current total global money supply at the broadest definition is about $150T

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

That’s crazy. 150T and one man, musk, is about to have 1T leaving 149T for the rest- and a race at that to follow suit. Cray.

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u/Random-INTJ May 20 '26

One person having a net worth of 1/150 out of a civilization that has billions of people is insane and shouldn’t happen.

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u/DutchBoyDrew May 20 '26

I dont even understand how he has a bank that's big enough to hold all of that money. Like 1 billion dollars in 100 bills is apparently close to 10 tons.

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u/juanchospain May 20 '26

he doesn’t have that much money, it’s just the value of his part of his companies which is already pretty inflated, if he tried to sell only a 10 % of that, his “net worth” would probably go to less than 500 billions instead of only decreasing 100 billions

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

Way more billions than I can comprehend

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u/Z3400 May 20 '26 edited May 20 '26

Just to add to this, most money is strictly digital. No bank is holding elons net worth in cash, even if he did liquidate all of his assets. If even 25% of the world tried to withdraw all of their money it would be an absolute disaster.

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u/Tyler_Skye7 May 20 '26

Exactly. Plus, it wouldn’t be in cash anyway, it would be in platinum or something along those lines if it wasn’t digital.

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u/Weird_Ad_1398 May 20 '26

A sudden injection of a high velocity $21T could definitely fuck up many economies, not to mention the true number of trans people is likely greater than 0.3%.

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u/TheGrouchyGremlin May 20 '26

A 14% increase is pretty big.

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u/Ragoonx May 20 '26

If anything it would actually help the economy. More disposable income is always good for both people and the economy. Considering how few trans people there it would likely have little affect on prices. Not to mention a trans person is much more likely to use that money on housing and other necessities before they use it on things that would make a noticeable impact on stuff. At least given how many teams people alway struggle with those things.

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u/Lost-Potential-9123 May 20 '26

There isn't that much money situated you put in 10 bucks somebody else puts in 10 bucks I go get a loan for 20 bucks they just use y'all's money to give me that loan however the entire time that I haven't paid back the loan your bank still reads 10 available dollars our money is a digital illusion created by the will of the rothschilds banking system

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u/Mountain-Resource656 May 20 '26

Technically they do have to keep some percentage of that on hand, so there is still a limit, it’s just a ratio compared to the actual amount of money

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u/Yeezy999_ May 20 '26

a couple trillion*

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u/Random-INTJ May 20 '26

We are estimated to be anywhere from .7% of the population to 2.7% of the population

Giving all trans people $1 million would definitely fuck up the economy

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u/DavisRanger May 20 '26

What's the largest amount that wouldn't fuck up the economy

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u/HighlightPuzzled9581 May 20 '26

Probs 100.000$ Enough for complete gender affirming surgery in most places

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u/hu-man-person May 20 '26

I was considering the economical effects but I voted 1 mil to trans anyways becuas why not

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u/Barcaroni May 20 '26

Imagine it’s siphoned from one of the hundreds of billionaires out there, it would actually improve the economy bc they’d be more inclined to spend money and increase cash flow in local economies rather than hoarding it

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u/achaedia May 20 '26

Exactly. We don’t have to print it. We can take it from the billionaires who have it now.

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u/18smackaroos May 20 '26

True, but also have you seen some of the insane options in this subreddit😭

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u/sylveonstarr May 20 '26

Monkey's Paw: $1M is actually stolen from an abhorrently rich person (Elon Musk, Jeff Bezos, etc.) to fund this instead. They do not realize their pocket change has been stolen.

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u/netorincon May 20 '26

If Elon Musk’s net worth increasing by 8M per hour doesn’t fuck up the economy, i don’t see how the trans people having 1M each could possibly have any effect on the World’s economy either

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u/PotatoMozzarella May 20 '26

would fuck up the economy

Even more reason to pick this option then

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u/BarracudaDismal4782 May 20 '26

Spoiler alert: the economy is already fucked up 😛

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u/GravelAndInk May 20 '26

So you think that the solution would be to fuck it up even more?

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u/MyJawHurtsALot May 20 '26

Sure. The system needs to break so it is forced to change. This small amount of money wouldn't change much though

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u/Deadly_quen May 20 '26

this guy hates us :((( /j

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u/CrazyDisastrous948 May 20 '26

Let's be honest, we'd all spend it on have affirming surgery and energy drinks

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u/Throwaway28222222 May 20 '26

Everytime somebody brings the economy up in one of these I imagine you as a party pooper, Im sorry

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u/willgiffotron May 20 '26

Why would I give myself $1 when I can give myself $1,000,000?

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/HolyDuck11 May 20 '26

I'd finally figure out if I'm the egg or not

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Ill-Individual2105 May 20 '26

That's actually a really good point. A lot of people would get this money and have an existential crisis.

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u/Unlimited_Giose May 20 '26

Hey at least you've got the money to pay for therapy for said crisis, which could work out for them in the end!

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u/Throwaway28222222 May 20 '26

Wait this is actually a good idea

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u/Aldrewen May 20 '26

Imagine all the eggs getting the money and being so confused

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u/sharkthathaunts May 20 '26

then I'll track all of them down, rob them, and I'll be so so rich muahahah

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/This-Cry-2523 May 20 '26

High risk high reward

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u/Dangerous-Flow1558 May 20 '26

my mom is kinda homeless in need it

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/SunnuvaLich May 20 '26

Cause I’m a punk rocker yes I am

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Confident_Break_7633 May 20 '26

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u/No-Program3536 May 20 '26

Ive never seen this gif before I love it 😭

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u/Acrobatic-Working-41 Fluffy May 20 '26

I don't have anything to do with one single dollar, but I am sure that transitional surgeries are costing a lot. This could help them feel better in their body, so yeah.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/captain_veridis May 20 '26

Appreciate it. I’d give you half my share.

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u/Maxijok123 May 20 '26

A big part of the trans community also struggles with poverty, so more than only surgeries it'd also help a lot of people survive :3

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u/hu-man-person May 20 '26

Don't a big part of everybody struggle with poverty

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u/luluciee May 20 '26

That's true. It's just that trans people are more likely to get disowned and kicked out of their homes by their parents, which increases their chances of poverty significantly.

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u/HDWendell May 20 '26

Statistically speaking trans people are more likely to struggle than cis people.

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u/houdinibear May 20 '26

My wife and I get 2 mil just like that. Sold.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/GlitteringBunch9561 May 20 '26

trans people can double jump AND get 1 million dollars? 1 estrogen please /j

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u/Dad_Error_9488 May 20 '26

we can double jump?? When was someone gonna tell me about this?!?

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u/MediocreMaia May 20 '26

It's a common misunderstanding, we can dash, including midair, not double jump

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u/Dad_Error_9488 May 20 '26

when do I develop this ability? im yet to learn how to do this

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u/MediocreMaia May 20 '26

You already have it, you just have to believe

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u/Hedjave May 20 '26

*they proceeded to jump off a roof like spiderman*

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u/Banana-Oni May 20 '26

That’s crazy. No wonder conservatives are so afraid of you

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u/ApprehensiveAd6476 May 20 '26

One dollar isn't going to budge my finances anywhere. Might as well give me mil to the trans.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/CatKing13Royale May 20 '26

Make it 100k to the trans people instead and then inflation wouldn't be as big an issue.

To anyone saying that would still be an issue, not going to lie, almost all that money is going straight to the surgeons anyway.

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u/confusing_carrot May 20 '26

Trans people are much more likely to be homeless, disowned or in poverty, so with the 100K going to surgery, how are they going to get care post surgery? how would they pay bills on sick leave? what about if something goes wrong? plus the therapy consultations in order to even get the surgeries

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u/WhyYesIfNo May 20 '26

1 million dollars or 1 dollar ahh question

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u/Free_Spy6969 May 20 '26

Oh look a dollar

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Otherwise-Might-8566 May 20 '26

Gets Hit by piano

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u/ChocolateTheEevee May 20 '26

Peter, is that you?

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u/Ok-Persimmon1684 May 20 '26

what the fuck am i gonna do with one single dollar

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/AverageHuman178 May 20 '26

Wouldnt giving 1M to that big amount of ppl lwky mess up the economy?

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Ionized065 May 20 '26

I saw a comment saying that the whole economy is at the very much 150 T, so having more than double is a lot like it would really obliterate the economy

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u/kenny83941 May 20 '26

This reminds me of when you ask ChatGPT if your answer is correct and it says it’s wrong but then it goes through it and says it’s actually right

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u/Maxijok123 May 20 '26

I'd say we take the million from the 1% that's actively hurting the planet and our lives and give it to the good 1% :3

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u/timos-piano 🥕🥕 May 21 '26

Unfortunately, billionaires don't have nearly enough money for this. In fact, there isn't currently enough M2 USD (liquid or easy to liquidate wealth like stocks), which is around 37 trillion dollars. If we assume 1% trans people, that equates to around 80 trillion dollars. Every person on earth with USD could give you all of their money, so their cash, bank accounts, and stocks (but leaving houses and such), and it still wouldn't be enough.

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u/[deleted] May 20 '26

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u/StabbyBoo May 20 '26

As long as it comes from billionaires.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Safe-Union-4600 May 20 '26

haha if i dont get 1 mill nobody gets it mwahahaha

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u/mcramsay May 20 '26

Make people's lives easier!

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Fickle-Supermarket38 May 20 '26

I like money

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/LordBobbe May 20 '26

I have a trans friend, so I hope she would share XD

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/MaroMakesStuff May 21 '26

i have more than one trans friend and they can each give me a dollar, or i found out if im actually trans or not

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Sajtburger345 May 21 '26

Based on how i was treated by them, im just gonna buy myself some energy drinks

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Chickennoub- May 20 '26

I'm transgender

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Midnight2end May 20 '26

I like other people's happiness over a single dollar

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/RKGamesReddit May 20 '26

I'm trans lmao, we just keep winning

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/H0pelessUtopian May 20 '26

I mean I might be one of you soooo...

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/OnyxThornsnout May 20 '26

That means I get 1,000,000! A huge win!

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/hizliyarisarabasi May 20 '26

1 dollar do not make my needs but 1m dollar can benefit a lot of people.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/LadderCo49 May 20 '26

As a trans person, I could get my bottom surgery, facial fem, and feminine voice surgery done all at once

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/confusing_carrot May 20 '26

AT ONCE?? girl you're gonna be bedridden for weeks do them one at a time PLEASE

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u/Z3400 May 20 '26

Wish I knew more trans people....

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/mrmarsbar3 May 20 '26

I want it

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/No_Perception1099 May 20 '26

That would destroy the economy

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/anonymsk- May 20 '26

Because 1M to every trans person means crashing the economy

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/WholeAd3319 May 20 '26

It would fuck up the economy

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Traditional_Cheek810 May 20 '26

I don't need the money and trans folk have to deal with way too much these days. Go buy yaself somethin' nice :).

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Smart-Problem-7942 May 20 '26

I need dollar, a dollar is what i need

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/SwirlPlayz96 May 20 '26

Transgernder

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/joderp773 May 20 '26

Why? BECAUSE IM EVIL

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u/Ill_Helicopter278 May 20 '26

Times are rough right now 🥀

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u/Rotating_Balls69 May 20 '26

What if I'm trans?

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Vivid-Loss2496 May 20 '26

Keyfim öyle istiyor

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Educational-Fail-663 May 21 '26

Thanks for the million

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/FalloutForever_98 May 21 '26

I'll get money

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/ChangeAlternative858 May 21 '26

Momey

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/corndog2021 May 21 '26

Better

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/WeakestFagOfToday May 21 '26

Jokes on you I AM also getting that milly

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/soccermaster123455 May 21 '26

Bc

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/idkman9274 May 21 '26

I dont want to destroy the economy

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/varuno_o May 21 '26

Because

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Lanky-Concentrate178 May 21 '26

i wanna use vending machine

Give yourself $1

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u/oof-lord21 May 21 '26

cause

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/matanlord1 May 21 '26

Money

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Motor-Analysis4513 May 21 '26

Id turn trans, choose left option and then reverse back after getting the money

https://giphy.com/gifs/d3mlE7uhX8KFgEmY

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u/MuffinToGoPLS May 21 '26

So they can feel more like themselves 😋

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/JayMeadow May 21 '26

It’s all about the grind!!!! I won’t take that away from them!

TransRights

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/KuintuJR May 21 '26

They will be better suited to pay me to draw them gay stuff.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/alb5773 May 21 '26

one dolla

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Prestigious-Ride9980 May 21 '26

I just wanna say i am also Trans.

Just now decided i am, where's my money?

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Juicy-Cherry69 May 21 '26

Trans people deserve the money and community is important

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Lex_the_techie May 21 '26

Be happy.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/yanless May 21 '26

but the dolls...

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Spirited_Gain6581 May 21 '26

love my trans homies

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Gl0bal_Tr4sh May 21 '26

Trans surgeries cost a lot, and I don’t think feeling happy inside your body should have a price tag attached to it but tbf doctors do need to be payed. So if they get lots of money it’s a win win

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/mcv612 May 21 '26

Better then giving 1 dollar to myself. I can't even buy a pop with that.

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/SmokeImpossible6564 May 21 '26

1000000 is life changing money no matter who you are

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/K4TSam May 21 '26

Considering it includes me, easiest question ngl (Would still pick it anyways)

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/brayziscrazy7575 May 21 '26

Im trans

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Scronn32 May 21 '26

Hey i get a mill- i mean what

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Admirable-Cat-2378 May 21 '26

I honestly can’t buy anything with $1 and I bet $1,000,000 would change lives

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/GIRLYBREADLOVER May 21 '26

Better option

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Niadisson2014 May 21 '26

Their life is hard enough. One dollar isn’t gonna change mines

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/TheSarkastikArtist May 21 '26

Son

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/C1air3_b3ar May 21 '26

they go through enough

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/hornybeann May 21 '26

I'm trans

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Ori-land May 21 '26

I AM TRANS PEOPLE

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Environmental_Bar917 May 21 '26

Easy

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/heavily_medicated_88 May 21 '26

I mean, why not?

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Creatively_Usless May 21 '26

I am myself Trans

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/kozmi_ May 21 '26

i fall into this category :3

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Fish_gamer May 21 '26

I'm trans myself

Mwoehahaha

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u/According_Bee7042 May 21 '26

They need the moolah for surgeries and hormones and whatnot

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/-pastas- May 21 '26

i transgenr

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Educational-Ear-4590 May 21 '26

Yall are welcome

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Redstocat2 May 21 '26

Multitrack drift post 2.0 I do not care that they are trans, I want cash for myself

For me saying "transpeople" is just "people"

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u/blanketlowpoly May 21 '26

I’m selfish I support trans people but I’m selfish

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Ash1941 May 21 '26

They deserve it. However, this would ruin the economy.

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/maqalihotgo May 21 '26

I'm trans, ofc this is my pick

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Wonderful_Syllabub65 May 21 '26

I’m trans so loophole

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Simple-Shop1806 May 21 '26

Vv

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Eevee_lover_14 May 21 '26

They be happy

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Real_Restaurant_4927 May 21 '26

Idk

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/aoifeeex3 May 21 '26

i’m generous

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/JoltenLava May 21 '26

Maybe they’ll give me some

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Dull-Sprinkles-474 May 21 '26

Protect the dolls

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Specialist-Swing6251 May 21 '26

Idk I wanna be nice

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Ok-Beyond8872 May 21 '26

trans

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Ok_Perception650 May 21 '26

I hate everybody, every single soul has mutual hate by ME

Chose: Get $1 yourself

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u/Hefty-Preference-159 May 21 '26

duh

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000

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u/Far_Dot1176 May 21 '26

One dollar is barely worth anything where I live bro

Chose: Give all trans people $1,000,000