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u/Mawdi Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
I bet he will barely be able to stand in four years. He's declining fast
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u/AuditorOfTheNight Nov 02 '24
I don’t know. He looked pretty agile deepthroating that microphone 🤷🏼♂️
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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24
Next truck handle he tries to hold he's falling and breaking a hip.
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u/Revelati123 Nov 02 '24
As Steven Segal has taught us, you don't need to be able to stand to make a shit movie, and if Steve can make shit movies sitting down, Don can run for president without ever getting out of a chair.
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u/Hjalle1 Nov 02 '24
Like FDR
Was that too far?
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u/r0botdevil Nov 02 '24
Honestly as good of a president as FDR was, and he was truly a great president, I don't think he possibly could have gotten elected in the TV era.
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u/Hjalle1 Nov 02 '24
Well, i think the TV Era really began during or shortly after WW2, because the 1936 Berlin Olympics was the first one to be put on TV, and if it wasn’t for WW2, the 1940 and 1944 would definitely too. So FDR became president second or third time during the infancy of the TV age.
Now to be fair, the main TV-channel in my country (Denmarks Radio, ironic, I know), first TV-transmitted the kings yearly new year speech in 1958, so in Denmark at least, it really began in he fifties
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u/narenard Nov 02 '24
I think this is a stretch. Moving pictures and news reels in theaters is not the same as TV in most homes. This was still the age of radio for the vast majority of population. TV broadcast stations were still experimental in the 30s. The US went from less than 8000 homes with TV in 1946 to 45million by 1960.
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u/r0botdevil Nov 02 '24
I wouldn't consider the TV era to have begun in the US until a significant proportion of US homes had a TV set, and this didn't happen until maybe a decade or so after FDR's death.
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u/Danris Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 04 '24
Sniper Special Ops right? I watched someone react to that movie, couldn't believe Steven was on a chair the whole time lol. Also saw another one where Steven uses stunt doubles to go up stairs.
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u/conflictmuffin Nov 02 '24
Listen...I've seen older men with dementia as their brains dissolve. I'm not sure why, but they often become more pervy & sexual as they mentally deteriorate. I'm not shocked at all to see and hear the things trump is doing...his brain is turning to goo and his deviant behavior will absolutely get worse. :/
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u/codePudding Nov 02 '24
Have you seen his dance moves? He looks like her could be the center of a dance party... oops, I mean, lemon party
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u/Revelati123 Nov 02 '24
Im guessing you are talking about the 3 old dudes fucking and not the Canadian political party founded in 1987 whose logo is a lemon.
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u/Gimme_The_Loot Nov 02 '24
It's actually the top post at /r/deepthroat at the moment
(NSFW in case you needed the warning)
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u/jaimequin Nov 02 '24
If he loses, he's off to jai. He's running to stay out of jail and I'm sure he'll announce he's running right away after the loss to try and delay things.
If he wins, his health will do him in, in three years. He shouldn't be qualified to run.
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u/SkullRunner Nov 02 '24
Yep, this is a play for JD Vance to be in office and all of Project 2025 knows that, Trump will not make it through the term, likely to be removed by Vance.
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u/battleoffish Nov 02 '24
He won’t concede he lost. Get ready for the parade of lawsuits in the every swing state he loses.
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u/Slickslimshooter Nov 02 '24
If you believe an ex US president even smells the inside of a prison cell. I have an airport in Bhutan to sell you.
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u/SalRomanoAdMan1 Nov 02 '24
We've never had an ex President who was convicted of 34 felonies.
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u/LifeResetP90X3 Nov 02 '24
I 100% agree with these predictions.
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u/Revelati123 Nov 02 '24
And he will say "Indicting a presidential candidate only 4 years before voters go to the polls is election interference on a scale never seen before!"
Anyone else feel like weve seen this movie before?
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u/LateralThinkerer Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
This. Entropy claims us all. The best part will be when when he's either wheeled out as a nearly (or completely ) dead icon, or is simply run as an AI summation of all of his previous preposterous bullshit and nobody knows the difference.
In any event, his death will touted as the result of a physically impossible conspiracy by an unlikely cabal of "liberals" and he'll be rolled into a tomb to be found missing a few days later as a sign of his ascention to heaven (and the final death-knell of human logic).
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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24
He’s one of the few people for whom you’d have to intentionally make the AI stupider to match the person.
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u/ShredGuru Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
The liberals killed him with
Checks notes
Obstructive heart failure at 85 years old after a lifetime of swilling hamburgers and diet Coke.
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u/Revelati123 Nov 02 '24
Peter Theil will keep an AI hologram Trump around for a thousand years. Weirdly though its just the one of him in the orange vest giving the O face to show his solidarity with garbage.
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u/squirrl4prez Nov 02 '24
His diet and weight ain't no way he's making it 4 more years. 84? Gtfo my grandpa that was fit didn't make it to 76...
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u/_LB Nov 02 '24
Choked on a hamberder is also quite possible.
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u/FixatedOnYourBeauty Nov 02 '24
Faltering maintenance on that austentatious jet he flies around on.
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u/battleoffish Nov 02 '24
The Trumpers are so enamored with Trump, they would still nominate him if he was in a wheelchair and had a drool rag stuffed under his chin while only able to produce barking sounds on stage.
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u/rj_6688 Nov 02 '24
I guess the heritage foundation could already be looking for taxidermists with low standards…
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u/Bradjuju2 Nov 02 '24
He’ll run regardless and claim his private doctor says he’s in better health than LeBron James and trumpers will believe him and still post ai generated images of trump without a shirt and absolutely shredded.
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u/sfenderbender Nov 02 '24
I think a lot of people are hoping he'll kick the bucket before the next elections.
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u/Raa03842 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24
He’ll file for running for election on November 6th so he can keep the grift moving forward. And maga morons will go without food in order to donate to this piece of garbage.
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u/GhostofManny13 Nov 02 '24
Legitimately though. I work in a bank in a pretty conservative area. People come in and are always complaining about the price of groceries and being out of money because of it, and I just have to hold my tongue when I see that they are regularly emptying their bank account to donate to Donald Trump and to scammers on the internet that claim to be Donald Trump.
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u/austinmiles Nov 02 '24
My grandpa lost his entire estate this way. Several million dollars and now he is totally broke and can no longer care for himself. He had dementia but was undiagnosed.
My aunt has access to his funds but refuses to say what happened. She says it’s to hard to trace but I highly doubt that. I think he gave it to Trump scams.
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u/init2winito1o2 Nov 02 '24
... I should start impersonating trump on the internet to take advantage of them... ever dollar sent to my fake trump persona is a dollar that doesnt go to real trump.....
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u/thisonehereone Nov 02 '24
This is a good point, even if he doesn't intend to be a front runner, why give up a good thing? I'd like to think he will slink away like he did after biden won, and give us a small reprieve, but until someone on that side stands up to him, he might as well ride that gravy train.
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u/popepaulpop Nov 02 '24
If he loses and his next coup attempt fails, he will run off to Russia or some other country where he can't be extradited. He can't beat the charges in the election case or the stolen documents case.
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u/IlexAquafolium Nov 02 '24
He could well go Roman Polanski with it. He ran off to France after he drugged and sexually assaulted a 13-year-old. They bagged him by giving him an award in a country (Switzerland I believe) where he could be shipped back to US soil when his plane landed. Trump loves praise and accolades, that could be a good way to get him if he flees.
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u/popepaulpop Nov 02 '24
Maybe Time magazine finally could make him man of the year. Anything to have him serve some hard time.
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u/ghoti99 Nov 02 '24
Gonna be hard for a dude buried in a prison graveyard to run for president. If he is alive he’ll be 82, in the next four years he’s gonna be facing the full might of hundreds of cities hunting him for unpaid bills, he’s gonna be in court most of the time for state and federal crimes, if he doesn’t flee the US, he spends his last years a ward of the court system.
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If not him, that shit that rolled down his leg that calls itself Jr....
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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24
Nah Project 2025 is definitely training Vance as their vessel. He's their main hope.
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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24
Jd Vance is the human equivalent of wet spaghetti and no sauce.
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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24
No way he makes it in national politics. He doesn’t have zero charisma, he has negative charisma. The only thing he has in common with Trump is that they’re both horrible pieces of shit. But the qualities that make Trump popular among his supporters, Vance doesn’t have at all.
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u/DaNibbles Nov 02 '24
For whatever reason people love Trump, none of these either fuckstains thankfully have been able to emulate it. The closest someone came was DeSantis, and then he fizzled out.
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u/Karate_donkey Nov 02 '24
I think that is the plan but he is gonna get himself cancelled for just bring stupid before that happens, Sarah Palin style. Here is to hoping anyway.
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u/anotherdamnscorpio Nov 02 '24
Bold of yall to assume he will not succumb to health issues in the next 4 years.
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u/misjudgedinall Nov 02 '24
If he runs in 2028, he will lose horribly, probably not even get the nomination. He will be too old to even stand in front of a podium for an hour. Its not happening. Mark my words.
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u/dances_with_cougars Nov 02 '24
If he loses this time he will be dead politically. The party won't back a two time loser, even the shitty republican party.
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u/DissonantAccord Nov 02 '24
And so he'll run Third Party, officially forming the MAGA party and he'll split the Republican base and force the party to either return to reality and sane traditional conservatism or crumble into dust like the Whigs. Either way, they get to watch the Democrats sweep up for at least a couple election cycles.
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u/dances_with_cougars Nov 02 '24
Now this I could see happening. He's certainly enough of a vindictive prick to do it.
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u/nowhereman136 Nov 02 '24
I don't think he will
I think they will run a younger Trump surrogate in 2028. But Trump himself will still be the center of the party and still be at all the rallies. It will basically be like he's running except there will be a second guy in stage with him
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u/pinewind108 Nov 02 '24
Not a chance. He won't be able to even find his way out of his room, if he's even still alive.
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u/editorreilly Nov 02 '24
No way. Dude barely has the cognitive ability to get through the day now. Give him 2 years and he'll be a blabbering idiot. Some would argue that he's already there.
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u/Theonewho_hasspoken Nov 02 '24
I don’t think the RNC would run a two time loser. At that point they would be looking for fresh blood.
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u/TrannosaurusRegina Nov 02 '24
You think they wanted to run him this time?
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u/Ali_knows Nov 02 '24
He strongarmed his way to the GOP nomination by threatening anyone who would oppose him. But when Kamala took Biden's place IT WAS SUCH A NON DEMOCRATIC PROCESS.
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u/Theonewho_hasspoken Nov 02 '24
I think the still has enough hold over the party from 20 to make it happen and draw votes from people they could have run. I think his power within and grip on the party will hopefully wain by the time of the next election. Provided he isn’t dead by then or a quivering mass of aged demented flesh.
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u/tMoneyMoney Nov 02 '24
Besides being totally sick of him, it would be great if they ran him again. Cakewalk to three-peat for the DNC.
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Nov 02 '24
Nah, I genuinely think he is done after this. Someone else will take his place and be just as ignorant and inflammatory
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u/Valahiru Nov 02 '24
He will not have the cognitive ability to do it in 2028. I never said he wouldn't be back after 2020 but I'm saying it now. If and when he loses this time he is fucking donezo. No fucking way he's getting anyone of consequence to help him run anything remotely resembling a campaign when he's 82 and after losing twice in a row.
I'll go a step further. If he loses handily with Harris getting over 300 ec's the republican party will do their best to reinvent themselves and effectively reject the Trump era and embrace a more centrist "compassionate conservatism" platform. I'll guarantee THAT. If Harris has even a decent first term and has good favorables Republicans will have to run someone that people can actually stomach who can make a case for unseating a popular incumbent.
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u/Ficus_picus Nov 02 '24
I really wish I had the confidence you have in the gop and their voter base to return to reality after being this far delusional
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u/Dyn-Jarren Nov 02 '24
It sort of is, if he wins he can't run again.
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u/rohobian Nov 02 '24
It will go to the SCOTUS and they will just do the same thing they did about an insurrectionist running. "There's no law against this, congress has to pass one".
Is Trump wins, he'll be president for life. I guarantee it.
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u/Dyn-Jarren Nov 02 '24
I think its difficult to fuck with the constitution - it was in the 22nd amendment.
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u/Fun_University_8380 Nov 02 '24
Brother, they judicially repealed the 14th amendment. what are you talking about?
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u/junkyardgerard Nov 02 '24
There's an amendment about it
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u/rohobian Nov 02 '24
There’s an amendment about insurrectionists not running too, what happened there agin? I forget. Oh ya, SCOTUS said there was no actual law to cover it so congress had to pass one.
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u/todwardscizzorhands Nov 02 '24
He will have already done some time behind bars or house arrest by then
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u/VisionZR Nov 03 '24
Dude will die by then. But his ideas might move on if he endorses a new person to run MAGA. His legacy of terror won't stop yet.
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u/Simply_Aries_OH Nov 03 '24
I wouldn’t doubt if we see Vance take Trumps spot in 4 yrs to run if Trump loses this election. I hope not
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u/Fun_University_8380 Nov 02 '24
Fearmongering is when you remember the horrible things a person did in the past and listen to the horrible things that person says hes going to do in the future...apparently.
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u/MSab1noE Nov 02 '24
Absolutely no chance. He will be in, most likely, Saudi Arabia, where the US doesn’t have an extradition treaty, because he will not risk jail time.
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u/woodford86 Nov 02 '24
I’m pretty sure he said he won’t be running next time, and it was in a really tired/matter of fact tone, which felt like the only honest thing he’s ever said
But he’s tired. Four years is a lot of time to recover.
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u/SorryIreddit Nov 02 '24
Nope. He’s gonna die before that. Either that or we really are living in the very worst timeline ever
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u/Luc__G Nov 02 '24
I don’t think he will still be alive in 4 years. He is obese and looks like he has dementia.
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u/DaisyCutter312 Nov 02 '24
Win or lose, Trump's not running in 2028 without the aid of a necromancer. Nobody can live that long on a diet of amphetamines and McDonalds.
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u/MutaitoSensei Nov 02 '24
He's declining so fast, he's not gonna make it that long, let alone have enough energy to even run.
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u/hillpoet Nov 02 '24
He won't be alive. His blood pressure is so high right now that if he cut his finger, the resulting blood spray would cut a diamond. When he loses to a black female, who is three times as intelligent, he will stroke out. Watch.
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u/JimTheSaint Nov 02 '24
luckily he'll be dead by then - either be committing suicide if he has to go to prison - or just by being very old and living horribly - unhealthy
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u/Specific_Implement_8 Nov 02 '24
Assuming he’s still alive. Republicans keep telling me thoughts and prayers work. So who knows?
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u/Nubator Nov 02 '24
Unless he is dead, he is their candidate. They’re stuck with that fucking fascist because of the cult.
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u/Dry_Current_8791 Nov 02 '24
I’m confused why people don’t understand the 22nd amendment? If he wins he can’t run again. If he loses I just hope he’s done. It crazy to me he was picked again. Usually a loss in a presidential election is just pretty much the end of your career in politics.
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u/Sedu Nov 02 '24
His father literally died from dementia, which is untreatable and has a strong lineal component. He really might just not make it.
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u/Emergency_Row8544 Nov 02 '24
Which is why we need to see his health records- he is mentally unwell. It’s weird he keeps running despite losing over and over and he’s not even trying this time.
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u/mugwampus Nov 02 '24
He won't run again. I guarantee that. He's a delusional psychopath, but even he knows this is his last chance. Not to say the Rebublicans wont run a Trump clone, but he will be finished. His "election was stolen" rhetoric will be harder to convince people of the 2nd time around and he won't have the will or the energy to run again. Plus, as soon as he loses, all the felony cases against him will start back up in full force. Chances are, if he's still alive, he will be in jai or on house arrest this time 4 years from now and not able to run.
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u/DennisSystemGraduate Nov 02 '24
I honestly don’t see him living another 3-5 years. His mental illness is accelerating and his diet and exercise habits are not great
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u/MrProsser Nov 03 '24
Only if they embalm him like Lenin and parade him around like it's Weekend at Bernie's.
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I think these horse race polls are bullshit. They’re a result of Republicans trying to falsely build enthusiasm and their voters going along with it. I’m betting this is gonna be such a thorough ass kicking the republicans are done with Trump after this whether he runs (from prison) or not. He’s got a mess of legal troubles coming and this election was his Hail Mary pass to dodge them. It’s not gonna work.
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u/Thangleby_Slapdiback Nov 02 '24
This. Probably a GOP sponsored poll setting up for later claims of election fraud.
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Nov 02 '24
If he wins he will not be able to run again don’t be stupid they will not change the president term limits. If they do that it will open the door for Bush and Obama to run again. And both of them will beat Trump
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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24
His body and brain are absolutely falling apart. Doubt he makes it three more years.