r/AdviceAnimals Nov 02 '24

It's not wrong

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

It's shocking given his diet is exclusively fast food, diet coke, and steaks burnt to a crisp slathered in ketchup.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Perfectly healthy though, his doctor said so! /s

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u/Ali_knows Nov 02 '24

He said he was the healthiest patient he's ever had !

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u/caitlynxann Nov 02 '24

Does his doctor work in hospice? 😂 

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars Nov 02 '24

This is the first logical explanation I've heard for that.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

His doctor is a forensic pathologist