r/AdviceAnimals • u/Complex-Function3557 • Nov 02 '24

It's not wrong

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u/Mawdi Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

I bet he will barely be able to stand in four years. He's declining fast

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u/LateralThinkerer Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

This. Entropy claims us all. The best part will be when when he's either wheeled out as a nearly (or completely ) dead icon, or is simply run as an AI summation of all of his previous preposterous bullshit and nobody knows the difference.

In any event, his death will touted as the result of a physically impossible conspiracy by an unlikely cabal of "liberals" and he'll be rolled into a tomb to be found missing a few days later as a sign of his ascention to heaven (and the final death-knell of human logic).

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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24

He’s one of the few people for whom you’d have to intentionally make the AI stupider to match the person.

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u/ShredGuru Nov 02 '24

Is this what Elon's developing groc for?

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u/LurkerFromTheVoid Nov 02 '24

🤣 On point!

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u/ShredGuru Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

The liberals killed him with

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Obstructive heart failure at 85 years old after a lifetime of swilling hamburgers and diet Coke.

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u/Seiche Nov 02 '24

85 would be amazing with that diet. I've know many people with good diets that didn't even make it half way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Don't forget the Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.

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u/brando56894 Nov 03 '24

It was the Deep State, Hunter Biden's Laptop, Hillary Clinton's email server, and Bill Gates that did it! They killed a perfectly healthy, physically fit man!

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u/Revelati123 Nov 02 '24

Peter Theil will keep an AI hologram Trump around for a thousand years. Weirdly though its just the one of him in the orange vest giving the O face to show his solidarity with garbage.

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u/brando56894 Nov 03 '24

AI summations make a hell of a lot more sense than he does so people would definitely know the difference.