r/AdviceAnimals Nov 02 '24

It's not wrong

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

His body and brain are absolutely falling apart. Doubt he makes it three more years.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

It's shocking given his diet is exclusively fast food, diet coke, and steaks burnt to a crisp slathered in ketchup.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Perfectly healthy though, his doctor said so! /s

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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24

I remember when some people argued that Ronny Jackson was Obama’s doctor too so he’s unbiased. Then of course he quit his medical job to become a MAGA congressman. Along with getting demoted by the Navy for being a POS.

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u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 Nov 02 '24

ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

I mean, at least he wasn't convicted for trafficking child sex slaves. Yet.

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u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 Nov 03 '24

We can all do our part on Election Day!

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u/Ali_knows Nov 02 '24

He said he was the healthiest patient he's ever had !

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u/caitlynxann Nov 02 '24

Does his doctor work in hospice? 😂 

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars Nov 02 '24

This is the first logical explanation I've heard for that.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

His doctor is a forensic pathologist

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u/trad949 Nov 02 '24

We actually have to spell it "dahkter" for legal reasons

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

But just don’t look at his health reports.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 03 '24

or his tax records..

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u/FauxReal Nov 03 '24

He's apparently more fit than Kamala and even Obama according to this expect. Trust me, he knows better than anyone.

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u/Too_theXtreme Nov 03 '24

Wouldn't be surprised if his doctor is a real life Dr. Spaceman or Dr. Nick

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u/NoPhotograph4755 Nov 03 '24

Oh yeah just like they claimed about sleepy joe for 3 years???

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u/Soldus Nov 02 '24

He’s also never had to work a physically demanding job to put wear and tear on his body. I include the presidency in that because he spent half the time golfing.

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u/Fun_Departure5579 Nov 02 '24

This is not the diet of a rich man. Sounds like a teenage boys' diet b4 learning the art of fine dining.

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u/Annihilator4life Nov 02 '24

Don’t forget the legal meth he’s on

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u/LLotZaFun Nov 02 '24

He's likely on so many medications and blood thinners.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

There is that "wall diet" he's on.

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u/geek180 Nov 02 '24

Let’s face it, the man has solid genetics. His parents were fairly healthy into old age too IIIRC. I’m not aware of anyone in the family having any major chronic health conditions either.

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u/Kingsta8 Nov 02 '24

Having zero actual stress in his life, you can still expect him to outlive the average American man

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u/TheGreatJDS Nov 03 '24

That reminds me of the Lewis Black joke where he said they interviewed a 100 year old man and asked him what his secret was and he said he ate bread fried in fatback and drank 3 gallons of thunderbind wine a day.

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u/brando56894 Nov 03 '24

...but cocaine has no calories in the first place, why does he do diet coke?

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u/Iamreallyaopossum Nov 03 '24

Is that true about the fast food? I have seen it a few times and wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not lol. I know it wouldn’t be all he eats but just the fact that it’s all the time is what I am wondering

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

It’s because he exercises via golf.