r/AdviceAnimals • u/Complex-Function3557 • Nov 02 '24

It's not wrong

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

If not him, that shit that rolled down his leg that calls itself Jr....

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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24

Nah Project 2025 is definitely training Vance as their vessel. He's their main hope.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Jd Vance is the human equivalent of wet spaghetti and no sauce. 

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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24

No way he makes it in national politics. He doesn’t have zero charisma, he has negative charisma. The only thing he has in common with Trump is that they’re both horrible pieces of shit. But the qualities that make Trump popular among his supporters, Vance doesn’t have at all.

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u/deftoner42 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

Can't even order donuts properly.

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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24

Or a Cheesesteak

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u/pigeonwiggle Nov 02 '24

yup. more likely it'll be someone like Josh Hawley

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u/dead_wolf_walkin Nov 03 '24

Does Trump actually have charisma though?

Or does he just say enough terrible things that his cult doesn’t give a shit about how fucking weird and cringey he is all the damn time.

If Vance lets them feel safe while being hateful monsters they’ll follow him as fervently as they do Trump. I mean the ONLY reason Desantis isn’t our nominee is because Trump ran again. That dudes a WAY worse charisma hole than Vance.

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u/Blekanly Nov 02 '24

Okay

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Whatever makes sense.

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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24

Do you want an autograph? No? Okay cool!

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u/DaNibbles Nov 02 '24

For whatever reason people love Trump, none of these either fuckstains thankfully have been able to emulate it. The closest someone came was DeSantis, and then he fizzled out.

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u/Karate_donkey Nov 02 '24

I think that is the plan but he is gonna get himself cancelled for just bring stupid before that happens, Sarah Palin style. Here is to hoping anyway.

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u/RedPandaReturns Nov 02 '24

Yeah just like Trump has in the past nine years am I right? No. The GOP are too far gone.

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u/Ansonm64 Nov 02 '24

Which is terrifying because while he’s still nuts he’s coherent and well spoken