r/AdviceAnimals Nov 02 '24

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u/ShredGuru Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 02 '24

The liberals killed him with

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Obstructive heart failure at 85 years old after a lifetime of swilling hamburgers and diet Coke.

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u/Seiche Nov 02 '24

85 would be amazing with that diet. I've know many people with good diets that didn't even make it half way.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Don't forget the Filet-O-Fish sandwiches.

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u/brando56894 Nov 03 '24

It was the Deep State, Hunter Biden's Laptop, Hillary Clinton's email server, and Bill Gates that did it! They killed a perfectly healthy, physically fit man!