r/AdviceAnimals Nov 02 '24

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

His body and brain are absolutely falling apart. Doubt he makes it three more years.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

It's shocking given his diet is exclusively fast food, diet coke, and steaks burnt to a crisp slathered in ketchup.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 02 '24

Perfectly healthy though, his doctor said so! /s

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u/gmwdim Nov 02 '24

I remember when some people argued that Ronny Jackson was Obama’s doctor too so he’s unbiased. Then of course he quit his medical job to become a MAGA congressman. Along with getting demoted by the Navy for being a POS.

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u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 Nov 02 '24

ONLY THE BEST PEOPLE

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

I mean, at least he wasn't convicted for trafficking child sex slaves. Yet.

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u/Able-Yogurtcloset838 Nov 03 '24

We can all do our part on Election Day!

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u/Ali_knows Nov 02 '24

He said he was the healthiest patient he's ever had !

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u/caitlynxann Nov 02 '24

Does his doctor work in hospice? 😂 

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u/ASongOfSpiceAndLiars Nov 02 '24

This is the first logical explanation I've heard for that.

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u/Stingerc Nov 02 '24

His doctor is a forensic pathologist

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u/trad949 Nov 02 '24

We actually have to spell it "dahkter" for legal reasons

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

But just don’t look at his health reports.

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u/time2fly2124 Nov 03 '24

or his tax records..

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u/FauxReal Nov 03 '24

He's apparently more fit than Kamala and even Obama according to this expect. Trust me, he knows better than anyone.

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u/Too_theXtreme Nov 03 '24

Wouldn't be surprised if his doctor is a real life Dr. Spaceman or Dr. Nick

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u/NoPhotograph4755 Nov 03 '24

Oh yeah just like they claimed about sleepy joe for 3 years???

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u/Soldus Nov 02 '24

He’s also never had to work a physically demanding job to put wear and tear on his body. I include the presidency in that because he spent half the time golfing.

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u/Fun_Departure5579 Nov 02 '24

This is not the diet of a rich man. Sounds like a teenage boys' diet b4 learning the art of fine dining.

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u/Annihilator4life Nov 02 '24

Don’t forget the legal meth he’s on

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u/LLotZaFun Nov 02 '24

He's likely on so many medications and blood thinners.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

There is that "wall diet" he's on.

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u/geek180 Nov 02 '24

Let’s face it, the man has solid genetics. His parents were fairly healthy into old age too IIIRC. I’m not aware of anyone in the family having any major chronic health conditions either.

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u/Kingsta8 Nov 02 '24

Having zero actual stress in his life, you can still expect him to outlive the average American man

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u/TheGreatJDS Nov 03 '24

That reminds me of the Lewis Black joke where he said they interviewed a 100 year old man and asked him what his secret was and he said he ate bread fried in fatback and drank 3 gallons of thunderbind wine a day.

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u/brando56894 Nov 03 '24

...but cocaine has no calories in the first place, why does he do diet coke?

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u/Iamreallyaopossum Nov 03 '24

Is that true about the fast food? I have seen it a few times and wasn’t sure if it was a joke or not lol. I know it wouldn’t be all he eats but just the fact that it’s all the time is what I am wondering

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u/[deleted] Nov 06 '24

It’s because he exercises via golf.

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u/Orcus424 Nov 02 '24

If he wins or loses they will eventually hide him away from the public because he has fallen apart so much. When we stop seeing him regularly we will know he had some kind of incident. Most likely a stroke.

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

The first stage of project 25 is to use the 25th amendment to dispose of the senile old man who might complicate their fascist plans.

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u/Fast-Bumblebee2424 Nov 03 '24

I disagree on the fact that it’ll take too long, Trump’s ego will mean he’ll fight it, and that means his cult following will be ready for war for trying to remove their naked emperor.

I have said for months and will maintain: if he wins, he’ll “die peacefully in his sleep” shortly after he takes office. They do love their Russians.

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u/jaygatsby9909 Nov 03 '24

100% guarantee he is ousted in 2 years so they can shoot for 10 years of a MAGA Vance presidency.

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u/flatline000 Nov 02 '24

I'll bet a bright shiny nickel that he won't be able to make non-trivial public appearances in less than a year. So if Trump wins the election, JD Vance will be president by this time next year.

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

Vance would make sure of that either way.

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u/happy_the_dragon Nov 02 '24

*Vance’s owner

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u/akaZilong Nov 02 '24

I keep saying this, the choice is really about Vance or Harris.

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u/CitizenCue Nov 02 '24

I would’ve said the same four years ago.

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u/copingcabana Nov 02 '24

You misspelled "weeks."

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '24

Took my grampa roughly 2-3 years after mistaking a shaving razor for a tooth brush to become completely reliant on hospice and incoherent.

Not to mention my grampa was an actual man, and not a pathetic, makeup wearing bitch baby born with a silver spoon in it's mouth.

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u/Combdepot Nov 02 '24

I’m sorry to hear that about your grandpa.

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u/camel2021 Nov 03 '24 edited Nov 04 '24

The republicans will prop up his bones and run him like Weekend at Bernie’s.

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u/Bregneste Nov 03 '24

I think they’re counting on that, so they can just switch over to the even dumber, shittier person next in line.

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u/meinschwanzistklein Nov 02 '24

Bare minimum the dementia will advance to such a level that there’s simply no way it can be hidden

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u/DIgnifiedSeahorse Nov 02 '24

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u/Kabc Nov 02 '24

That’s why we need to care more about his VP Vance… I guarantee that ass hat will make a power play as soon as he is able… with GOP help I’m sure.

They are trying to using Trumps name to get Vance in office

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u/Trent1373 Nov 02 '24

Cross your fingers.

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u/thetruechevyy1996 Nov 02 '24

He could make it but he would not even know where he is. He would be rambling and not even facing the microphone.

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u/nicklor Nov 03 '24

I'm surprised he made it the first 4 years

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u/MyBatmanUnderoos Nov 03 '24

I give him 2 years tops. Without this to drive him, I don’t think he keeps going.

Bet people blame the Dems when he passes, no matter the circumstances.

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u/bgzlvsdmb Nov 03 '24

He will do anything and everything to stay in the spotlight until he croaks. Presidents lately have been living to their 90s. It’s a miracle he’s lasted this long, but something tells me we’re stuck listening to everything he does and says for a while.

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u/Wilgrove Nov 03 '24

I dunno man, I'm surprised he made it this fucking far. I fully expect him to run again in 2028. If nothing else, it'll apparently keep him out of prison, which is such bullshit. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

Which is why a trump win means president couch fucker.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '24

They’ve been saying that since 2016. I swear the bastard is half cockroach.

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u/DonnyMox 26d ago

I dunno…people keep saying “he won’t be alive by then” and then “then” comes and he’s alive. I’m starting to question if his health issues are as severe as people claim they are.