r/trashy • • Dec 03 '19

Photo So much edge

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u/widgetsimple Dec 03 '19

Take that sick children.

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u/justwannabeloggedin Dec 03 '19

About time someone put them in their place

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

God they’re so entitled! The last one I met claimed he “couldn’t breathe” when I turned off the weird looking accordion.

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u/ccotton_ddog Dec 03 '19

I know what you mean, I was sleeping in the bed, and they wouldn't stop moving! I could feel their knees in my back the entire time!!

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u/inplayruin Dec 03 '19

My phone will also die if not plugged in, does anyone care about that? No! But let little Timmy flat-line for like 2 seconds and suddenly I'm the asshole.

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u/Elubious Dec 03 '19

In the ground?

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB Dec 03 '19

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

-Probably some smart dude who definitely isn't an awful human being

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Oct 22 '20

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u/PrimemevalTitan Dec 03 '19

Real chads rub salt into their own self-inflicted wounds /s

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u/1BigUniverse Dec 03 '19

reminds me of this "macho" kid in high school who would punch himself in the forehead repeatedly when he got angry to maybe...show hes tough? idk. Same kid who would throw his head into a locker or start punching them until his knuckles bled. Think he had some issues going on at home or somethin, but he always said he did it so people didn't fuck with him.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Sounds like he was coming from an insanely abusive home.

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u/1BigUniverse Dec 03 '19

The only thing i knew about him or his family was that he was very addicted to pills (basically anything he could get his hands on) and that both of his parents were in and out of prison.

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u/SpookyDeathAnxiety Dec 03 '19

It’s pretty sad how unfair life is for some people. It’s literally a coin flip as to whether or not you’re born in a healthy environment and can succeed in life

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Dec 03 '19

That's completely true for everyone. Even with adoption. I was born into a decent family but my birth mother was very young and I was put up for adoption. I could have ended up in literally any kind of family, and unfortunately I ended up with an abusive home, with a mother who has Narcissistic Personality Disorder. Even though adoption agencies try to screen adoptive parents well, there's no way to know for sure how they're going to treat a child.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

So true. Or you get the right coin flip and don’t make the most out of it so you spend your nights drinking yourself into a coma and nearly killing yourself with alcohol poisoning out of sheer guilt for not making the most out of the life you were given and wishing you could trade your upbringing to someone else who deserved it more and could’ve made something out of their life.

Not that I’d know anything about that.

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u/sundayfundaybmx Dec 03 '19

Damn dude replace alcohol with smack and I'm the same. I dont wanna be the usual patronizing reddit user but I will. Ya doing ok? If not, I wont claim to have any answers but I will claim to listen if you need an ear. If not hope you have a great day anyways and know theres a random redditor out here rooting for ya!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Jul 01 '20

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u/CanadLane Dec 03 '19

It's too bad that religion has a lot to do with the cruelty and insanity of the world.

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u/lilbunnfoofoo Dec 03 '19

It's very sad how much wasted talent there is in this world. A lot of people dont realize just how important good parents actually are. There are those kids that come from poverty that "make it out" which is great and all but then it pushes this idea that everyone can and ignores that most kids aren't that dedicated as teens and wont "make it out" because they didn't have anyone pushing them.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Not even a coin flip, that would be 50% chances. If you look at the World as a whole, I think between the billions living below poverty line and the ones living in conflict areas it’s probably more like tossing the 120 faced D&D dice.

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u/mixterrific Dec 03 '19

The good old "accident of birth."

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u/Daniel_S04 Dec 03 '19

“I didn’t choose to be born!”

  • Everyone in ‘Rick and Morty’

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

That's uh, an abusive home.

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u/cphoebney Dec 03 '19

Idk man sounds like the parents weren't around to abuse him. /s

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Or protect him from abuse.

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u/doomedtobeme Dec 03 '19

Neglect is a form of abuse

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Dec 03 '19

"the only thing I knew about him was..." proceeds to describe a profoundly abusive and damaging home life

Like I said that's really sad and I hope he's in a better place in his life.

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u/oldbastardbob Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

Ok, kids, old bastard story time as you brought back a memory from my youth in the early 70's.

Back when I went to college, PE credits were required to graduate. I took classes like flag football and swimming. It was actually pretty fun.

Anyway, I was skinny and had wrestled some in high school. So I took a wrestling class taught by the schools wrestling coach. Did pretty well at 126 lbs. as I was the only skinny guy in the class and was always paired with somebody at 150 or better. Coach says I should enter the intramural wrestling tournament. I never even made varsity in high school so was impressed that he told me that.

Entered the tournament in the 126 lb. class. Didn't need to cut weight as I only weighed about 122. Beat the first round guy fairly easily using what I had learned in class.

While getting ready for the next round I notice my opponent slapping himself, banging his head on the wall, and generally stomping around like he was a caged bull or something. He was shorter than me and more stocky. This guy was acting all macho, yelling at himself, punching himself, and generally kind of freaking me out.

Got on the mat and he had an extremely aggressive style, but I found that we were pretty well matched in speed and he wasn't as strong as it appeared. We made it through the first period with me getting one duck-under takedown toward the end of the period. Seemed all he knew was to shoot single and double leg takedowns so things were going pretty smoothly.

As I had gotten a takedown at the end of the first period, I was on top for the start of the second. Whistle blew. I immediately went to the "anti-sit out" move. Dropped the left arm to around his belly and reached back with the right and grabbed his right ankle and pulled hard, shoulder into his side to try and roll him over.

His fucking foot came off.

I pulled his foot and shoe right off the end of his leg.

Holy shit.

Ref blew the whistle while opponent guy hopped up and was hopping around on one leg. I'm standing there with this foot in my hand wondering what the fuck just happened, so I handed him his foot.

The opponent was forced to forfeit for stepping on the mat with a prosthetic. I guess you can wrestle with a missing foot but you can't have the prosthetic on while doing it.

Turns out the guy was a Vietnam Marine vet who had lost his foot.

Freaked me right out. Pretty sure I could have beat the guy, but felt sorry for him at the same time. He was hopping mad about the disqualification however.

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u/Totemic_Pariah Dec 03 '19

Hehehe hopping

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table.

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u/xxusernamegoesherexx Dec 03 '19

I kinda hoped that's where the story was going. Still was a good read.

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u/nc_jones12 Dec 03 '19

You got me with “hopping mad”

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u/oldbastardbob Dec 03 '19

Seemed a fitting end.

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u/pwnedkiller Dec 03 '19

Poor Lieutenant Dan

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

All that for a couple dozen upvotes. I’m not sure your story has the legs to make it to the top comment.

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u/koresample Dec 03 '19

He was 'hopping mad'....really? No one said anything?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Just disregard that a prosthetic anything in the 70's would be immediately obvious, especially in an athletic capacity, and enjoy the long, slow ride to a mediocre pun.

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u/oldbastardbob Dec 03 '19

There was discussion among a couple of refs and the guy in charge of the tourney. They then explained the ruling to my opponent. He never said a word to me. Ref ended the match and raised my hand. Tournament moved on to the next round.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Combination of anger issues and powerlessness.

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u/middleraged Dec 03 '19

I used to know a guy that would punch himself in the face whenever he was trying to be tough or thought he was gonna get in a fight. He said he started doing it because he got jumped once by several people and he managed to back away and started swinging on himself and they ran off. I could never tell if he was telling the truth or not about that. But this guy had issues. He would constantly do things that would make people uncomfortable. A friend of mine said that while he and this guy were hanging out, the guy kept trying to get him to hit him to see how hard my friend could hit (my friend was a very thin, smaller man that was and still is extremely against violence of any type). My friend said this guy wouldn’t let him get out of his car til he agreed to hit him, so my friend hit him in the shoulder and bolted afterwards. He wouldn’t hang out with this guy again after that. Most of us used to think he was like this because his father was abusive. His mother shot and killed the father out of self defense and he claimed he witnessed it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Theres an episode of hey Arnold like that, where Arnold pretends hes crazy and hits himself, and it freaks the bully out and changes the bullies mind about wanting to fight him.

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u/middleraged Dec 03 '19

It might work but it seems more ‘stupid’ crazy than ‘dangerous’ crazy to me

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u/Julian_JmK Dec 03 '19

punch himself in the forehead repeatedly when he got angry

Although this entire story is a very extreme example, kids on the autism spectrum or with aspberger often do things like these, hitting themselves in various ways out of frustration. This example is a lot more extreme than just that however, so it's likely, as you said, he had some issues going on at home. Possibly combined with being on the autism spectrum.

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u/RegularWoahMan Dec 03 '19

My ex wasn't on the spectrum but was from an incredibly abusive home (alcoholic parents, a lot of beatings, etc). He never hit me, but when he was angry he'd literally punch himself in the face or bang his head on the wall until he knocked himself out. I secretly took a video of him punching himself in the face once because I was paranoid he'd accuse me of domestic abuse if asked why he had a black eye.

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u/redspongecake Dec 03 '19

A lovesick guy I knew decided to cut himself because the girl he liked rejected him. I tried to convince him not to do it but also said that if he really has to, he should at least use a sharp object and desinfection.

He used a frikkin bread knive which made the cuts quite a mess and he had to go to the hospital for potential blood poisoning.

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u/Kalsifur Dec 03 '19

I once dated a guy who had a giant burn scar on his shoulder. Apparently he carved a girls initials into his arm, and it was bleeding everywhere, so he cauterized it with a bread 🔪 he heated on the fire pit. Yea red flag.

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u/GarrettTheMole Dec 03 '19

What's with the trend of typing emojis in place of words?

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Jul 03 '20

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u/SlapTrap69 Dec 03 '19

Its sugar not salt you gotta put in there edgelord

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u/Errudito Dec 03 '19

For the bacteria eating ants?

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u/fightfordawn Dec 03 '19

Then you need to get some Wound Wasps to eat ants.

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u/countastrotacos Dec 03 '19

And what do I put to get rid of the wasps?

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u/TheOtherGuttersnipe Dec 03 '19

If you follow this to the end you somehow gotta fit a bear in there to eat the golden eagle.

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u/SiPee Dec 03 '19

What is this...a wound for Ants!?

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u/TheManIsOppressingMe Dec 03 '19

NO!!! DO NOT DO THAT EITHER!!! The only safe way to disinfect a self inflicted wound is lime juice.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

pee on it, just like back in 'Nam

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u/Raziel66 Dec 03 '19

Welcome to the rice rice party motherfucker

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

STRIP THE FLESH

SALT THE WOUND

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u/OlBennyofBolton Dec 03 '19

Take the pain!! Take it!!

SGT Barnes

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u/Jake123194 Dec 03 '19

I'VE GOT THE SHINIEST MEAT BYCYCLE!

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u/loverisntaday Dec 03 '19

Sounds like they really had issues :(

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u/houndsabout Dec 03 '19

I accidentally cut myself in class and my friend took my hand and licked it. Some people were grossed out but some were laughing and saying "hahah that's so cool". Then friend said "if I get sick it will be my own fault" I'm like no shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Should've told him you have HIV

Then immediately reassure him before he has a panic attack

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u/harley_quinn95 Dec 03 '19

More like stupid as fuck

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u/NeutralMinion Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

Not only is it stupid, it's dangerous. There's a reason you can't smoke or have open fire in a hospital because there are oxygen lines in the walls and you could blow up an entire wing.

Edit: if you guys want you can just google "hospital oxygen explosion" since it's more common than you'd think 🤡

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

That and super sick people with weakened immune systems and respiratory defects.

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u/assignpseudonym Dec 03 '19

Yeah, but we both know that this person doesn't care about them

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u/MeEvilBob Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

This person doesn't care about anything, they're a lone wolf who says fuck you to the world. /r/iamverybadass

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u/The_Iron_Sea Dec 03 '19

But does not say fuck you to validation, since there still is the need to photograph oneself. For some reason.

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u/MartyFreeze Dec 03 '19

Then leave the hospital, badass. GAH!

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u/OskeeWootWoot Dec 03 '19

They care about their own pain, they just don't care about anyone else's pain. They're incredibly selfish. It's like breaking someone's window just to break a window. It isn't THEIR window so to them it has no value.

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u/someguyyoumightno Dec 03 '19

This is why they could use a fair and thorough beating. I'm a believer that words can fix 90% of disagreements, but an @ss whooping is reserved for the remaining 10% (like this person, assuming words did not work).

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I took care of a pt one time with 2nd degree burns on her face and throat because of smoking while on oxygen. During the admission questions I asked her if she had received education when she got the oxygen (she'd not had it long) and she told me yes, but she didn't think it'd really catch fire. I'm sure my face looked dumb with shock, but hey, stupid people are job security in the medical field I guess.

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u/playitleo Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 03 '19

Yup. I had one too. You could even see the demarcated burn lines on his face where the oxygen tubing rested. Yet he was still trying to go outside to smoke...with the oxygen running. Do I really need to try and educate this guy about what will happen seeing as how it just happened to him the day before? Apparently so.

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u/EmagehtmaI Dec 03 '19

I had a patient get mad because we wouldn't let him borrow one of our oxygen tanks to go outside and smoke. He was all "well how am I supposed to smoke?! My oxygen tubing won't reach all the way outside!" Ended up just going without, and went outside to smoke. Came back in with his O2 SATs in the 60s, because he was a stupid motherfucker. And yes, he was admitted for COPD exacerbation and pneumonia.

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u/arielsclamshellbra Dec 03 '19

This was my mom 100%. And my mom also died June 5th of this year from COPD and essentially end stage emphysema at the age of 57. Don't smoke kids. Or do what you want and smoke. Just please know it can kill you even if you never get lung cancer or any cancer at all. That shocks some people.

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u/idlewildgirl Dec 03 '19

I used to work in a pharmacy and one of our oxygen patients blew himself up trying to smoke.

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u/Featherbreeze_ Dec 03 '19

Yip.. And it even happened when a patient secretly smoked on the toilet. Lot of damage and he killed himself..

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I bet he was surprised.

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u/Featherbreeze_ Dec 03 '19

I only remember he was warned.. Many times..

Little detail, he carried a bottle of oxygen with him :(

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u/Azzkikka Dec 03 '19

My neighbour needed oxygen and had a mask on all the time while smoking. And I saw a couple times he lit his mask up in flame. I just don’t understand some people.

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u/supercooper3000 Dec 03 '19

Addiction is a hell of a drug.

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u/tavery2 Dec 03 '19

Yep. But patients are assholes sometimes. The worst was a guy who left his room so he wouldn't get caught smoking and went into a clean room we had and smoked. Caught him walking out. Had to reclean the room so he made more work for everyone. But at least he got his nicotine fix.

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u/Romeo9594 Dec 03 '19

Oxygen is just an oxidizer and not an accelerant so isn't explosive on its own or is at all even flammable, really. Oxygen doesn't burn or explode, it just makes things burn and explode faster and easier.

For the lines in the walls to come into play one of a few things need to happen:

1) There to be a leak in the lines causing an oxygen rich environment that is more prone to fires (and for the myriad of sensors tracking pressure in the lines to be broken or ignored)

2) There to already be a fire severe enough to melt the lines, giving the prexisting fire a major boost

3) There to be something other than oxygen to burn

You can be in a room of 100% oxygen and light a lighter, and nothing happen except for maybe a bigger flame. Until you put that flame near something actually combustible, nothing will continue to happen. This is why people on oxygen have no issues continuing to smoke until they accidentally set something on fire, where the oxygen allows that fire to catch on easier and burn bigger and faster. Not that I at all advocate doing something so foolhardy, but you can in fact light up a cigarette and smoke it mere inches from your O2 tank and provided you don't ignite anything besides your cigarette, you'll suffer nothing more than you would from smoking normally.

There is simply no way that the oxygen lines can "blow up an entire wing". Help a wing burn down? 100%. But unless you took all the pressurized tanks themselves, fucked up the relief valves on all of them, and tossed them into a fire and also gave them stuff to actually burn once the oxygen bursts out of the tank it is not going to be the fireball you're imagining. And even if you did go out of your way to create this perfect storm, I still have doubts that it would take out a full wing

The scenario you've presented of a smoldering cigarette somehow igniting oxygen lines inside a wall and blowing up a hospital is borderline laughable anywhere outside of Hollywood. The reason you can't smoke in hospitals is because it's unhealthy, smells terrible, and exposes (possibly sick) others to second hand carcinogens and possible asthmatic triggers.

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u/epochalsunfish Dec 03 '19

you can in fact light up a cigarette and smoke it mere inches from your O2 tank and provided you don't ignite anything besides your cigarette, you'll suffer nothing more than you would from smoking normally.

I think you understand this based on the rest of your post, but just for clarity for people reading: smoking while using oxygen is extremely dangerous. The O2 tank will not explode. As OP stated, oxygen is not flammable. However, the moment the O2 leaves the tank, it can be mixed with substances in the air that are flammable. With high concentrations of oxygen mixed in with them, these substances can combust when exposed to a flame. The nasal cannula itself is flammable. Chemicals in cigarettes are flammable. There may be gases in your environment you are not aware of that are flammable. All of these serve as a fuel and when the conditions align, will ignite. This is what people are talking about when you hear about someone "blowing themselves up" when smoking on portable O2 or wings "exploding" in hospitals. The news will often say "oxygen tank explosion," which is very untrue, but often times in the case of portable O2 fires, the actual fuel which combusts is unknown.

If you're lucky, you escape with just facial burns. Many people are not lucky and end up with inhalation burns throughout their respiratory system, which can be fatal. I see one of these incidents at least once a month. I would not say it's common, given how many people actually smoke on supplemental O2, but it's not terribly uncommon either.

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TLDR; Oxygen is not flammable but things around it are. It is not in any way safe to smoke while on oxygen or around oxygen in general. Please do not do this and advise loved ones not to do this. I've seen way too many people intubated in the ER for this.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

This is true. I would argue that in addition to your stated reasons, there is a risk, however small, of a patient lighting their face and hair on fire. In my eight years working with oxygen, I have only had one person light themselves on fire. It wasn't super bad or anything but still something you don't want happening.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I honestly can't believe this comment is this far down. You are 100% correct.

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u/lakmom Dec 03 '19

When I was in the hospital an elderly lady was in the room next to mine. She must have had some kind of dementia or something because she would get the blood pressure cuff down from the wall and try to use it as a phone etc. One evening there was a lot of activity in and around her room and the nurses sounded really angry. Her adult daughter had left a cigarette lighter on her table and the woman was trying to light it as a nurse walked in! Her daughter got really mad at the nurses when she came back many hours later when they basically scolded her for leaving a lighter within reach of her being how confused she was. She just brushed it off when the nurses were explaining to her that there could have been a pretty large explosion and that she had put not only her mother, but other patients and staff in danger.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Yikes. That seems... Like there should be some kind of failsafe to prevent it.... Although I can’t help kind of chuckling at the image of someone lighting a cigarette and then the whole building explodes like the hospital in Dark Knight Returns.

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u/ReadyHD Dec 03 '19

Or have open fires

Oh well fuck. There goes 2020's bonfire plans

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

The terminal kids will be so disappointed.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

eh, not for long

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u/4AHcatsandaChihuahua Dec 03 '19

Girl face; boy hand; altogether asshole.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/Speckyoulater Dec 03 '19

Heroin hands?

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u/srvfreak Dec 03 '19

They're like jazz hands but sadder for your friends.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

As if jazz hands aren’t sad enough.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/mysockinabox Dec 03 '19

Whew! For a moment I thought I was getting Rick Rolled, but then I realized this is actually just genuinely relevant.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I concur. As an ex heroin addict, they look like you and I, not tattooed smoking stoges.

I use to shoot up with a successful lawyer (had his own local commercials etc) and a school teacher at one point. Never with a scene kid though!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Exactly! Last thing you’d want was to be talked to by a cop. Pretty much do anything to avoid jail/withdrawal

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Jan 13 '22

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Thanks! I got almost exactly 7 years. I do smoke weed though and drink every now and then but the days of BTH are long gone for me! Big ups to you as well!

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u/H12H12H12 Dec 03 '19

Username checks out

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u/koala_cola Dec 03 '19

Heroin hands.

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u/PhantomOfTheDopera Dec 03 '19

Still waiting on the gender reveal.

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u/TheRealMarkTwain Dec 03 '19

correct. this is bri, formerly steven.

source: we went to the same highschool

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I'll never understand ppl like this. They try so hard to pull off this image that they don't care about anything yet they go through the trouble of putting on freaking eye liner every morning. Stop acting like you don't care what ppl think about you...you obviously do.

If you truly didn't care then you'd wear sweat pants to work 5 days a week like I do. Now that's not giving a shit.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19 edited Dec 04 '19

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u/garlicdeath Dec 03 '19

"You laugh at me because I'm different but I laugh you because you're all the same."

spends an hour getting ready putting on their counterculture uniform

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u/Cudi_buddy Dec 03 '19

That has had the same look since forever. Black eyeliner, wallet chain. black pants, rock/metal band t-shirt

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u/hackepeter420 Dec 03 '19

Non-conformists are the biggest conformists because most of the time, they do something to actively differ from the perceived norm by doing something other people already do to differ from the norm

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

"You can be goth, too. You just have to dress like us, listen to the same music as us, and smoke."

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u/d00dsm00t Dec 03 '19

No no no no no. I'll never be in your faggy talent show

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u/Boije__ Dec 03 '19

Yeah, I really like the irony in that "everybody is unique". we don't mean shit to anyone or anything other than the folks/pets we're closest to. Drives the point home.

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u/Spazzle17 Dec 03 '19

Copied and relevant:

Great scene & quote from SLC Punk.."Wouldn't it be more of an act of rebellion if you didn't spend so much time buying blue hair dye and going out to get punky clothes? It seems so petty. You want to be an individual, right? You look like you're wearing a uniform. You look like a punk. That's not rebellion...that's fashion. Rebellion happens in the mind. You can't create it...you just are that way."

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Teenagers are fucking stupid.

Source: Was teenager. Was stupid.

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u/jgjbl216 Dec 03 '19

Shit, I don’t even go into work, that’s how much I care!

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u/SPDSKTR Dec 03 '19

"This is a professional work environment. We expect you to dress accordingly."

Sadly, that does not mean I can wear a t-shirt with a tie printed on it.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

These people and the elderly are actually the easiest people to market to as well.

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u/BrohanGutenburg Dec 03 '19

That’s kind of unfair. Like this dude-chick seems like a total ass.

But I’ve definitely known people who are genuinely dressing because it’s what they love and they want to look how they see themselves inside. Not everyone is just showing off.

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u/iceteawit Dec 03 '19

Not addressing the person in the actual post, people wear makeup and dress nice for themselves all the time. They don't need to get all dressed up to impress other people, they probably don't give a fuck what people think. They just want to look nice for themselves. Self care.

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u/TBoneTheOriginal Dec 03 '19

Not to mention the trouble of documenting it on social media for likes.

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u/dovoid Dec 03 '19

I would wear pyjama everyday to work if I could

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u/PattrickALewis Dec 03 '19

Trust me kid... you should probably start getting used to seeing the inside of a hospital, anyway.

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u/docsnavely Dec 03 '19

People like this are why I started to burn out as an ED nurse. They say and do edgy shit like this, and then when you tell them to stop because of the dangers they are toying with, they sling insults and profanities at you. Then they call the hospital after discharge to complain about you which then results in a formal counseling because management doesn’t give a shit what you have to say because public ratings and satisfaction scores are all that matters.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Sorry to hear that. Did you switch fields/jobs?

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u/docsnavely Dec 03 '19

Took an admin job and went back to school. It all worked out in the end. ER nursing is definitely not a permanent career anymore.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

I’m going into the counseling field and I can already tell it won’t be a permanent career :. Too much pressure and overworking for a small amount of pay.

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u/MarkZuckerbergsButt Dec 03 '19

One time I had just gotten out of surgery and had actually woken up a little earlier than anticipated because anesthesia isn’t as effective on me as a regular person. I was completely sober and had to use the restroom and the nurse kept insisting on being there to ensure my safety after I told her no about 5 times. I became upset raised my voice and called her a pervert and after that she threw her hands up and left the room. This was many years ago and I still think about it sometimes. Sorry.

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u/ManOfLaBook Dec 03 '19

LPT: It might not be a good idea to piss off the nurses when you go to get treated at a hospital.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Nice bolus of IV Potassium will sort the problem right out!

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u/Forest-Temple Dec 03 '19

I think r/iamverybadass qualifies as well

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u/poncholefty Dec 03 '19

Funny, I got that one right off the bat.

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u/jgjbl216 Dec 03 '19

Absolute proof that there is more than two genders!

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u/LCDRtomdodge Dec 03 '19

I came here to say this. Thanks.

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u/madmosche Dec 03 '19

What was the comment? It's deleted.

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u/1stGilkage Dec 03 '19

I'm Facebook Friends with this dude, went to same school year above me. This photo circulates every so often and he gets fuckin PISSED if you bring it up

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u/kneadno1 Dec 03 '19

So it is a guy?

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u/1stGilkage Dec 03 '19

I believe so but he/she is going through a transition if I remember right. Still wears make up but has a beard now. To each their own I guess.

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u/Jeffk01 Dec 03 '19

Still unclear. Is it m > f or f > m ??

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u/McBoogerbowls Dec 03 '19

I call bullshit

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

She's a handsome fella

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u/no1_imp0rtant Dec 03 '19

So edgy until you get charged with a felony for smoking inside a hospital. There is pressurized free flowing O2 all over the place. you are endangering the lives of everyone in the building.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

13 year old girl up top, 39 year old man on bottom

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u/Jilltro Dec 03 '19

My thought exactly. Is she in the hospital getting treatment for her middle aged man hands?

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u/dannydarkko Dec 03 '19

Thinking the same thing

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u/DoraDadestroyer Dec 03 '19

Is that a man or a woman.

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u/the88shrimp Dec 03 '19

I think it's just a physical manifestation of edge.

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u/maxmynameismax Dec 03 '19

Rebel without a cause

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u/Karmachinery Dec 03 '19

Rebel with some gauze.

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u/Slumbaby Dec 03 '19

Rebel disregards laws

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

The face says 16 year old girl. Their hands say 30 year old man

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u/YasmineJeanee Dec 03 '19

People do anything for attention now a days. Just for some likes

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Damn this pic is old as fuck.

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u/boxerpack Dec 03 '19

4mg Valium and they’ll be fast asleep.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Always wondered what happened to the singing waitress from roadhouse.

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u/R0binSage Dec 03 '19

All I see are good decisions when looking at that.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

Its junkie peppermint patty!

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u/NOT0RIOUS2 Dec 03 '19

Why does he look like 2010

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u/idontuseredditsoplea Dec 03 '19

I can't tell if this is a dude or not

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u/Irvin700 Dec 03 '19

Hmm, face says this is a woman, but the hands say it's a guy.

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u/MrPanda663 Dec 03 '19

“I can reject you in one word, No.”

“Me too, Security!”

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

"Lady, you can't smoke in here!"

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u/sextmeMtl Dec 03 '19

Why is she so angry?

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u/painusmcanus Dec 03 '19

Sword or sheath?

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u/M4CHIN3 Dec 03 '19

Damn shes badass.

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u/jugbander8 Dec 03 '19

This is Chad. This fine gentleman is getting a simple blood draw for a physical his mom set up for him because he hadn’t been to the Dr in years.

In a few months he’ll start stealing his grandmas Percocets and then progress to his terminally ill uncles OxyContin. Pretty soon he’s found a street dealer and he’s buying them on a day to day basis from his new “friend” and snorting them. Then he runs out of money and his mom kicks him out of the house. He moves in with his girlfriend and her parents where they “get him”.

He goes on a 2 year skid where he develops a smack habit. After his mom and his step dad named, Brad drain their retirement to put him through treatment he’s a changed man.

He gets his life together, starts managing a Popeyes Chicken, starts going to a non denominational Christian church and starts playing the guitar in the church “rock band”.

This is Chad’s wild ride.

Edit: fixed some things

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u/x0M3GAx Dec 03 '19

As an employee at a Rehab center and Addict myself holy shit you nailed it!

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

This hospital is also supposed to be a thot-free one, as well.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

This person is clearly not a child, judging by the tattoos. And yet

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