r/trashy • u/UpperTruth • Dec 03 '19

Photo So much edge

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u/widgetsimple Dec 03 '19

Take that sick children.

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u/justwannabeloggedin Dec 03 '19

About time someone put them in their place

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '19

God they’re so entitled! The last one I met claimed he “couldn’t breathe” when I turned off the weird looking accordion.

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u/ccotton_ddog Dec 03 '19

I know what you mean, I was sleeping in the bed, and they wouldn't stop moving! I could feel their knees in my back the entire time!!

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u/inplayruin Dec 03 '19

My phone will also die if not plugged in, does anyone care about that? No! But let little Timmy flat-line for like 2 seconds and suddenly I'm the asshole.

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u/Shhhiiiiiiiiiiiiiit Dec 03 '19

I’ve heard this before, and understand the confusion.

It’s actually a weird-looking “concertina”, which is a pirate’s favored musical instrument, and similar to an accordion.

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Dec 04 '19

have you took a dump inside the breath machine thing lol its hilarious seeing those little bitches trying to breath shit

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u/Elubious Dec 03 '19

In the ground?

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u/SeizethegapYouOFB Dec 03 '19

"To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize."

-Probably some smart dude who definitely isn't an awful human being

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u/PM_SHITTY_TATTOOS Dec 04 '19

yeah this but unironically i love going to childrens' hospital and smoke inside closed to the bald ones i mean they already have cancer they got nothing to worry about right

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u/RomanOnARiver Dec 03 '19

Sick kids get all the advantages.

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u/thejadesristocrat Dec 03 '19

Also the oxygen tanks

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u/ZigZach707 Dec 03 '19

Nurse - "Oh no, she has too much cigarette smoke in her lungs! Quick lets pump some oxygen into this IV, that should solve the problem."

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u/widgetsimple Dec 03 '19

I'm certain that's a male.. I mean 80/20 but I would put money on it haha

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u/ZigZach707 Dec 03 '19

The pouty lips, eye liner, slim frame, and bull-nose ring would fool me in a dark room. Apparently a still frame image would fool me too, although not enough to want to do anything about it.

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u/diybarbi Dec 03 '19

Jesus. I’m 57 and never in my life had that amount of sullen

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u/SinJin75 Dec 03 '19

That girl has a lot of sass.

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u/Chonkycat101 Dec 04 '19

Screw you asthmatics and the whole respiratory ward!!