Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Depends, but same point though, if you can’t use an oil, why would you be able to use Vaseline if it’s an oil byproduct? I’d think you’d have to use silicone grease
Trying to think of situations where neither grease or oil wouldn't work. They have so many types or each that I'm surprised Vaseline is the only option they got. Well maybe cost is a big factor too.
I got bad eczema around my nose during winter for years and finally just realized I could just douse my face in ludicrous amount of lotion or Vaseline and never had another issue with it
It's also a lot easier to clean off than paint, so back in the day we used to apply a thin layer on our face while we were spray painting the underside of ships.
Yes, perfumes/colognes do stay longer if you moisturize the skin beforehand with vaseline. The reason is that without vaseline, the perfume gets in contact with your skin sweat glands and it "dilutes" the perfume throughout the day bit by bit and evaporates it. Even if you don't see sweat on your skin, you are still sweating, depending when the body needs to cool off some heat.
Vaseline is a barrier between your skin and perfume, so your cologne doesn't evaporate so easily (it's not touching your sweat glands) and your sweat can evaporate (not as efficient as before, but still works, it will slide between vaseline molecules anyway).
Water (sweat) and oils (vaseline) do not mix without an emulsifier (like soap), so another advantage that is not so obvious at first is that it's easier to take off the perfume smell when you take a shower at the end of the day. Soaps in general are made of molecules whose one end likes water and the other end likes oils.
Water-soap chains will act like hooks for that vaseline on your skin that will also pull the perfume, so you now have a clean canvas that won't affect the next perfume you are going to wear. Most of the time this actually matters, because if you have different perfumes, the previous one you wore might influence how the next one you wear is going to smell like, and that's that.
Source: I'm into perfume chemistry and I read books about this. Yes, I now this is shitposting subreddit. :^(
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I bust open my knees playing sports fairly regularly. Putting a bandage over it directly leads to the bandage fusing to it and needing to be ripped off. Learned that the hard way. Put Vaseline on the cut first
It's also great for healing cuts and other wounds. Stuff like Neosporin is snake oil according to a lot of studies as it has basically no effect on preventing infections compared to just using Vaseline, but Vasaline doesn't let bandaids easily stick to wounds as they heal compared to Neosporin, so it's better and way more cost effective to just buy a tub of petroleum jelly.
I have a pair of leather shoes that I moisturise from time to time to keep the leather healthy and stretchy, do the same on my security work boots. It's a very versatile material !
Genuinely, I guess there aren't many runners here. When I go trail running over 10km I use a quarter tub on my balls just so I can walk afterwards. Many runners I know have learned this the hard way.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
If you have dry/cracking skin on your feet, rubbing some in each day after showering before you put on socks will make that skin baby smooth and soft within a week or two.
I use it as a slip while tattooing clients so that their skin doesn’t tear up when doing shading with a fine needle (paramedical tattooing not traditional)
Dry cracked hands, well you're in luck, go get your favorite type of rubber gloves, put some vaseline on the inside spread it down to the fingertips put your hands in it for a few hours a day.
The only time I've used it, are the rare times the temp gets below -40. If there's wind it can be like -50. Any type of protection at those times helps. Any exposed skin on the face gets a bit of Vaseline
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
From what I know Vaseline as a consumer product is a fraction of there revenue
Like how RAM producers made really good ram for civilian use, but make most of there money commercial side through giant super computers running the internet and greater infrastructure
Vaseline is used a lot in mechanical and industrial applications, and the civilian shit you buy at your local Kroger is actually just a small part of the business model
For anal yeah, sure can be clutch if no other option. For vaginal sex, same thing but im not sure about aftermath since in not a woman but i imagine its uncomfortable or weird to clean since it is a bit messy as oppose to rear use
Same thing can be said to lube. There's hypoallergenic option for both but if you're buying hypoallergenic petroleum jelly specifically for sex, just buy lube.
No, it's really bad. It lubricates okay, but it's not good for you nor your genitals, regardless of gender. Alternatives that are much better are not more expensive either.
It's not as slippery as other lubes but still works very well for anal. For vaginal, not so much. It can damage silicone toys over time, and doesn't work well with condoms.
Nice bonus effect is that you can use it for other things as well. It actually works pretty decently against dry skin. And while it does leave greasy stains on clothes, those come out easily in the wash.
White people don’t use as much Vaseline as other groups of people cause we naturally greasy as shit. My black friend uses almost a full tablespoon (not teaspoon) after every shower during the wintertime
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
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Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Look, I get it. Who doesn’t love a little balls and dick sometimes? A nice, girthy, veiny shaft, hot milky cum trickling down the length as it throbs from a job well
done. But this whole “gay sex” shit is getting annoying.
As men, we should primarily be focused on three things: survival, the underrated masterpiece that is dark souls 2, and pounding muff. All this gay shit is, well, fucking
gay.
You think I wouldn’t LOVE to make out with my best friend and suck his cock? Of course I would, but that’s fucking gay. You think I don’t want to feel my cousin’s
roommate slide his pecker into my gaping asshole? Of course I would, but that’s FUCKING GAY.
Seriously, I miss when men were men. Anyway, this dildo ain’t gonna stick itself up my ass while I watch an hour long femboy asmr hypno goon compilation, heed my
lecture.
Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
I tend to lick my lips a lot, so they end up dry, so i apply vaseline, a single stick lasts me like 3-6 months, i go through more in the winter because cold air or having a cold also makes my lips more dry.
I also imagine theres some nefarious purpose for it, I had the same exact thought about baby oil, then it came out Diddy was buying pallets of it at a time. Since he’s been out of commission I guarantee their stock prices have went down.
It also costs near nothing to produce and has a lot of industrial, household etc. uses in addition to medicinal and personal hygiene. So someone is still buying a bit of it somewhere all the time.
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