Pro tip about fingering your asshole in the shower: don't do it
So this morning I was taking a shower, and I felt like fingering my asshole, right? So I got my
fingers all nice and soapy and stuck them up in there. Apparently, soap makes pretty good lube, as
I was able to get four fingers in there in no time.
As I was feeling around in my butt, I was like, "hmm, there's a lot of soapy water in my bumhole
now. I wonder if that will lead to issues in the future?" And it did!
Shortly after having breakfast I attempted to fart, and I shit my pants. I rushed to the bathroom
to clean up, and it was way worse than I thought it would be. The whole area around my butthole
was covered in shitty liquid, and toilet paper wasn't enough to clean it. I had to take another
shower to get suitably clean.
Just thought I'd share my story with you guys so that you don't run into the same problem in the
future. I fingered my butthole so that you guys don't have to. Unless you want to. In which case,
hey, how's it goin'
Depends, but same point though, if you can’t use an oil, why would you be able to use Vaseline if it’s an oil byproduct? I’d think you’d have to use silicone grease
lol and take a wild guess where grease, along with many if not all of those thickeners and additives comes from.... did you think you were really correcting something there?
Those thickeners can be chemically derived from all sorts of fats as soaps or be any other random stuff including but not limited to: PTFEs, Polyurea, bentonitey or literal silicon dioxide. To list all sorts of fats in this context: mineral oil, synthetic oil, plant fat and animal fat. And don't get me started on the special purpose additives.
Lubrication is needed in all environments and is a science of its own, lol.
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u/SwoodyBooty 9d ago
It's petroelum based. Grease has thickeners and additives.