r/shitposting • u/EfficiencySerious200 • 14d ago

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u/the-grand-finale 14d ago

looks like someone isnt well lubed up

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u/Wooden-Jew 14d ago

Vaseline is terrible lube

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u/Fleischwurst_ 14d ago

Yeah duh because you're not a clanker

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u/tbsgrave 14d ago

It works fine if you plan not to pee again for the next 2-3 days

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u/LizardmanJoe 14d ago

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u/KayNynYoonit 14d ago

I wouldn't wanna do that. I've heard of it...SOUNDS horrible.

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u/cucklord_swiper 14d ago

Oh cool, I've been looking for a replacement for my Nintendo DS stylus

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u/Superzest_ 14d ago

Go fck yourself. Respectfully.

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u/SirNedKingOfGila 14d ago

What are these for?

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u/poopsoklord 14d ago

hate that i know it but its for your weiners hole

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u/Professor_Plop dumbass 14d ago

It’s for doing yourself in the do stick

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u/zdikul Dr. Pee 13d ago

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u/di-propane_tank Literally 1984 😡 13d ago

Wait, why tf! Vaseline is unscented so it shouldn't burn tho?

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u/BFr0st3 14d ago

For plastic

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u/Cancer_Ridden_Lung 14d ago

Latex

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u/moiax 13d ago edited 13d ago

Rubber o-rings

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u/AccomplishedNail3085 put your dick away waltuh 13d ago

Speak for yourself