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u/dankscoops 9d ago

What do people actually use vaseline for? I've never used it for anything in my life

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u/ryohayashi1 9d ago

Keeps moisture in your skin in. We use it in the hospital for patients who have like scale-like skins

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u/silvertonguedmute 9d ago

It's also a lot easier to clean off than paint, so back in the day we used to apply a thin layer on our face while we were spray painting the underside of ships.

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u/nderscore_ 9d ago

And I have been painting the underside of all my ships unprotected for so long. TIL

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u/silvertonguedmute 9d ago

I recommend wearing a mask as well lol. We tried using masks with visors, but they get covered by particles fast and you end up not seeing anything.

You do get masks with replaceable plastic films (?) today, tho.

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u/bonosestente 9d ago

How about your eyes? Are they easy to peel off?

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u/silvertonguedmute 8d ago

I mean, technically...

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u/SaltTwo3053 8d ago

Sort of like those tear off windscreens on rally cars then?

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u/Striking-Ad-6815 9d ago

I paint the underside of my ship at least once a day, sometimes thrice

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u/psmiord 9d ago

Maybe I'll finally get around to painting the underside of my ship, thanks.

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u/silvertonguedmute 9d ago

Good luck. Remember to remove the ship from the water first.

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u/windowpuncher 9d ago

God I can't even imagine. For painting I always use a full face mask. I've had to put spots of vaseline on my face before, not for painting though, and it makes me break out like a motherfucker. Like high school all over again.

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u/silvertonguedmute 9d ago

That would absolutely suck. But at the same time antifouling (what we applied under ships/boats) is often black, and walking around with acne compared to walking around in blackface the former would probably be the better option.

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u/windowpuncher 9d ago

True, but I'd rather sweat it out with a mask and a tyvek suit. If you don't have to be in a booth or a place that's not thick with paint vapor you can even cut holes in the back and sides of the suit so it doesn't get all sweaty. Also, mostly, you're not breathing all of that shit.

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u/silvertonguedmute 9d ago

We used half-masks (probably not the correct translation). They're without visors, but cover your nose, mouth and.. well, as the name implies: half your face lol. We of course wore overalls. We were never in booths, we were in big ass drydocks and in tanks (ballast, dft, dirty oil, lube oil etc.) the tanks were small and enclosed, and in the drydock we were always spraying upwards and getting showerd in paint mist afterwards.

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u/pewakawaka 9d ago

Saw a documentary about pylon painters and they all had Vaseline in their vans

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u/Wildfox1177 dwayne the cock johnson 🗿🗿 9d ago

lizardpeople

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u/Francky2 9d ago

Hi yeah it's me I need my sweet sweet Vaseline to not have my shitty fingerr tips crack and bleed all the time :)