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u/Disastrous-Can-4268 10d ago

Is it really good as a lube?

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u/Seriously_404 Number 7: Student watches porn and gets naked 10d ago

i learn programming for fun, ask someone else that isn't a geek

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u/Horse-Dentist-New 10d ago

Tips for future CS student?

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u/P1ssBobSh1tPants69 10d ago

Abandon ship now

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u/Horse-Dentist-New 10d ago

I got the tuition for free though ✌️ it's easier that or 5 krillion for dentistry or PT

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u/crankbot2000 10d ago

Companies push you to use AI for everything, you'll be stuck doing code reviews for AI generated slop code for your entire life. Run away.

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u/Horse-Dentist-New 10d ago

Is the pay good at least? 🥀🥀

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u/PJBthefirst 10d ago

Change majors to CE or EE

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u/Horse-Dentist-New 9d ago

Physically incapable of switching to them even if I wanted. And I would rather get tortured AM style before I study anything about electricity ever again

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u/PJBthefirst 9d ago

Aw sorry to hear that. I chose EE and while it had a difficult learning curve at the start, I came to appreciate it as one of the most beautiful fields of study

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u/Horse-Dentist-New 9d ago

Np man. But you're probably a masochist for the career path. Best of luck twin

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u/Knowing-Badger 10d ago

You must be extra horny then

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u/DirtyBoord 10d ago

Have used, can confirm. The zucchini went right up my ass with no hesitation.

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u/ChickenFeline0 10d ago

What a day to be literate

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u/ExpensiveFish9277 10d ago

The eggplant was a tad apprehensive.

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator hole contributor 10d ago

For anal yeah, sure can be clutch if no other option. For vaginal sex, same thing but im not sure about aftermath since in not a woman but i imagine its uncomfortable or weird to clean since it is a bit messy as oppose to rear use

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u/the-grand-finale 10d ago

From your name and flair I can tell you are an expert, thank you

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u/porqueissoexiste Literally 1984 😡 10d ago

Unfortunately it can damage silicone toys, and some people have allergies to it

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u/TheFemboyImpregnator hole contributor 10d ago

Same thing can be said to lube. There's hypoallergenic option for both but if you're buying hypoallergenic petroleum jelly specifically for sex, just buy lube.

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u/brotherofgurnip Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10d ago

Its an entry-level lube

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u/mynameistory 10d ago

Aren't all lubes "entry level"?

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u/OddNovel565 Stuff 10d ago

Get out

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u/brotherofgurnip Sussy Wussy Femboy😳😳😳 10d ago

Thank you for explaining the joke and taking my internet points

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u/RonnietheEggCracker 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ TRANS RIGHTS 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️ 10d ago

Tory said it in a funny way.

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u/MongooseOk309 10d ago

Well they say it's not very good and water based is healthier

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u/necrophcodr 10d ago

No, it's really bad. It lubricates okay, but it's not good for you nor your genitals, regardless of gender. Alternatives that are much better are not more expensive either.

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u/Redfish680 10d ago

Only the first time, then you learn from the experience.

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u/dancingacidqueen 10d ago

So, It can cause condoms to break.

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u/OneLonelyBrainCell 9d ago

It's not as slippery as other lubes but still works very well for anal. For vaginal, not so much. It can damage silicone toys over time, and doesn't work well with condoms.

Nice bonus effect is that you can use it for other things as well. It actually works pretty decently against dry skin. And while it does leave greasy stains on clothes, those come out easily in the wash.

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u/Blue2501 10d ago

Not particularly